Spider-Bat

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince." A spoof of Deathly Hallows. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, Hermione is hot. What more needs to be said?

A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

One day while Harry's stomach growls, he tries to get food. The only thing to stand in his way are a couple of songs, Star Wars, Weiners, frozen bras, and eggs.

Harry Potter is sent to the NCC-1701 Enterprise and faces many bad things.

In a script-like fic, Alex Trebec hosts Harry, Ron, and Malfoy in a difficult journey.

One day while poor Harry was bored, Ron farted and Adam Sandler came out of the fireplace with a MAD magazine. Join Harry while he reads this mag with much difficulty.

After Harry read his MAD mag, he gives Ron a Lunchable. Superheroes around America hear of the Lunchables and come to get one. What none of them knows is that Emma Watson has been kidnapped by Voldemort.

Two weeks after the supposed defeat of Voldemort, he's back, and ready to start a killing spree.

Life is tough for Harry and Spider-Bat. They have two jobs: delivering pizzas and working for a newspaper. Fun fun fun.

Harry goes crazy when a Slytherin tells him that her house is going to``win the Hogwarts Cup this year. The real height of the story is when the world meets Spider-Bat, but it's mainly about Harry (not).

Thousands of years ago, there lived an evil vampire named Dracula. He took many victims, but was finally crusified by Dr. Van Helsing. The coffin Dracula's ashes reside in has traveled many miles from Transilvania to a large forest on the edge of Great Britian. The scientists on Dracula's case thought it best for him to be in solitude. So, years later, a boy named Draco Malfoy was running through the forest when he stumbled on the box.

AU of the Aragog scene from CoS. This time, what if they did follow the butterflies?

Draco's gotta go - now! Join him in his adventure to find the lavatory, and stick with him for the surprise ending twist!

Remember when Harry and Malfoy first became enemies? How Malfoy asked Harry to join his side? What ``if Harry did?

Harry has just learned a new spell that can send him through time and place. The night after that, Hermione has a dream that Harry dies. Does it come true?

Draco Malfoy is going to jail! In another series of``letters, Harry, Ron, Crabbe, Goyle, and Voldemort talk about Malfoy's arrest. Sequal to "Harry Potter, Auror of the Ministry."

Harry has gone on his first mission as an Auror. In a series of letters, see what Ron, Hermione, more Weasleys, Malfoy and Co., and Loony Luna feel about Harry's sudden leave.

Harry and Hermione are getting married. See what Hermione, Ron, Malfoy, and even Loony Luna think about it!

Harry is graduating from Hogwarts. What do people think about that? See how Ron, Malfoy, Hermione and others feel. Also see a shocking secret about Malfoy and Harry's relationship.