What Harry & Ron Really Did Christmas Break!!

Narrator: So Ron & Harry are on Star Trek thorugh a vacuum.

Harry: Whoa! How did we get here?

Ron: I don't know. This is beginning to get weird.

Harry: Now it's beginning to get weird!! Now!! Where were you when the giraffes came or on the Sears Tower?!

Ron: Oh, I was in the arcade!

Harry: Arg!

Captain Kirk: (Off in the distance) Beam me up, Scotty.

Ron: I know where that's from! Harry, what do we do now?

Hobo: Hiya boys!

Harry: Hey, how did you get here?

Hobo: It's a long story but it doesn't matter. But since you asked...

Just before the giraffes came I ran for it since I have such good hearing I could hear them a mile away so I jumped into that house which was a pretty strange house from the outside but I was being chased by giraffes so at the time I didn't really care so I jump inside and now I'm here because I'm OLLIE THE MAGIC BUM! Isn't that great!

Harry & Ron:..................................

Ron: But I thought you were a hobo?

Harry: So how do we get out of here?

Narrator: Just then the Star Trek ship blasts in to warp speed.

When Harry, Ron, and Ollie realized that it was over they sat up. But something was not right, not right at all! They realized that they have landed 2 FEET AWAY FROM THE DUSTBOWL!

Ron: Well this is just great. We're right back where we started.

Ollie: And where would that be, my boys?

Harry: Ummm...it's just our school that Ron and me go to.

Ollie: Ye go to school in a forest?

Ron: No, the school is outside the forest...duh!

Harry: Yeah and we better be getting back so maybe we'll see you later Ollie.

Ollie: But I've got nowhere's to go.

Ron: Well we can't take you with us.

Harry: What other choice to we have Ron? Come on maybe Hagrid can help us get him back.

Narrator: So Harry, Ron, and Ollie walk through the forbidden forest only to realize about an hour later that they were terribly, terribly, lost!

Ron: Great, just great now what do we do?

Narrator: Just as they were walking Ron had stepped onto something very gross and sticky.

Ron: EWW! Gross! What is this stuff?

Ollie:(sniffing Ron's foot) Smells good! Let's eat it!!

Harry & Ron:............................

Harry: Maybe you should try wiping it off Ron.

Narrator: After Ron wiped off the very gross, sticky stuff they kept walking in hopes to find something.

Harry: Hey, I hear something...but I don't see anything.

Ron: Whoa, look at that small thing over there. Maybe that's what you heard.

Narrator: They go look to see what was making the noise and they found some little people. But not just ordinary little people, for these people were hobbits. But not just ordinary hobbits, these hobbits were the holders of the one ring to rule them all!

Frodo: Hello!

Harry: Ummm...excuse me but do you know the way out of here?

Pippin: Well, we did just pass a Starbucks a little while back.

Merry: Yeah, they've got some good frapiccinos there!

Harry: What's a Starbucks?

Everyone:..................................

Ron: So where did you see this Starbucks?

Pippin: Just through there.

Ron: Thanks! Come on Harry.

Harry: Bye.

Frodo: Bye.

Merry & Pippin: Bye!

Frodo: Hey, whatever happened to Sam?