What Harry & Ron Really Did Christmas Break!!

Narrator: Warning- This story has absolutely no plot to it what so ever! It is just a random set of events because my friends and me were extremely bored. I would just like to give credit right now to Katie because if I don't she will hurt me. Well don't say we didn't warn...because we did...just now...this WAS the warning! Oh never mind... let's just get on with our story,

It was Christmas break at Hogwarts and being Harry and Ron's 5^th year it was pretty boring.

Harry: Man, this is boring!

Ron: Tell me about it!

Narrator: Being as bored as they were they decided to take a little adventure in the forbidden forest. There they find a dust bowl. DUN-DUN-DUN!

Ron: Look a dust bowl.

Harry: Yeah. I wonder what would happen if someone went in?

Narrator: Just then a big, mean, creature jumps out and knocked Harry and Ron into the dust bowl. When they finally awoke, they realized that they weren't in Hogwarts any more! DUN-DUN-DUN!

Harry: Great! We're not in Hogwarts any more! What should we do now?

Narrator: You know, Harry, you don't have to keep repeating what I say. I'm sure the readers can read for them selves.

Harry: Oh...sorry. But what should we do now?

Ron: There's a group of people. Let's ask them where we are.

Narrator: It turn's out that the group of people were a bunch of migrant workers and hobos headed for California and a variety of other places.

Hobo: You fellers can come along with us if ye like.

Harry: I guess it would be ok.

Ron: Yeah we're not due back for a while yet.

Narrator: So Harry and Ron followed the hobos onto a train to California. Once they got to California they left for the Sears Tower.

Harry: Wow this is pretty high up. And look, I can see the people down there.

Hobo: Really? Ye boys got a penny on ya. I seem to be a bit broke.

Ron: Sure, I got one but what do you need a penny for?

Narrator: The hobo then takes the penny and drops it to the ground from a top the Sears Tower.

Hobo: YEAH! I got one!!!

Harry: One what?

Narrator: Before the hobo could answer the question Harry just so recently asked, he ran down the Sears Tower with excitement. Harry and Ron go down to but to only find something...something that shocked Harry and Ron.

It turns out the hobo dropped the penny to hit someone.

Hobo: I can't believe I got one! Well boys, it's time to eat!

Person that got hit: But I'm still alive. You only hit my foot. BUT NOW I SHALL SUE YOU FOR ALL YOU ARE WORTH! MWAHAHAHAHA...HAHA...HA!

Hobo: Ye know boys, we can still eat him if ye like?

Harry: Ummm...no thanks.

Ron: Yeah, I ate before I got here (whispers to Harry) Exactly what is he planning on eating?

Narrator: Before Harry could answer the question Ron just so recently asked a stampede of giraffes came charging though the crowd. Harry and Ron got out of the way I time (because they used magic) but the hobo was not so lucky.

Harry: Ron, are you ok?

Ron: Yeah I'm fine but what should we do about the hobo?

Harry: What are we suppose to do?

Ron: Well there's a house over there. Why don't we go there?

Harry: Ok.

Narrator: Harry and Ron go to the house but once they step inside they are sucked up but a vacuum. Not a vacuum you clean with but one of those black hole vacuums. Once they are through the vacuum they realize that they are...they are...ON STAR TREK! DUN-DUN-DUN!