- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Romance
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
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Published: 09/13/2003Updated: 11/30/2003Words: 2,499Chapters: 4Hits: 2,517
Wizarding NewlyWed Game
silverwand13
- Story Summary:
- Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?
Chapter 02
- Chapter Summary:
- Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?...Chapter 2; The Wives Return!
- Posted:
- 09/18/2003
- Hits:
- 469
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"Welcome back to The Wizarding NewlyWed Game! I'm Remus Lupin and let's get back to the game. Before we bring the wives back, let me solve a slight problem. Mr. Weasley was unfortunately skipped in our last 5-point question. Now, Ron, Pretend you are your wife and say, 'If I could get my husband to stop ________ and do _______ then I would stop doing _________.'"
"Ok. Lav wants me to stop playing chess all the time and wants me to concentrate on work more, and she would stop trying to cook her 'apple pie'."
"Ron, she's gonna get you for that one," Harry says.
"I know," Ron says, cursing himself for saying that.
"Now that that little mishap has been cleared up, let's bring the wives back from back stage."
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"All right! Now let's welcome back the lovely wives from back stage."
"Ok, Ladies, try to match your husbands' answers. Now the 1st 5-point question. What did your husbands say was your favorite feature of theirs? Virginia."
"Oh, it's Ginny. Umm, I always say how I love Draco's beautiful gray eyes."
"Card, Please."
"Lips?! Oh, yeah, that is true," Ginny says smiling.
"Ok then, Hermione."
"Harry better have gotten this right. I absolutely adore his emerald eyes."
"Card, Please...We have a match!"
*Harry and Hermione share a kiss.*
"Ok, and then, Lavender."
"Ron knows I love his fiery red hair," she says, putting her hand through it.
"Card? Yes, another match! ...Alright. Now, question two. What did your husband say you would do if an old girlfriend calls and asks him out? Yell and scream, laugh or get mad but not show it? Lavender."
"I would laugh."
*Shows card*
"Ron!" *Hits him in the back of the head with her hand*
"Oww, Lav!"
[Laughter breaks out in the audience.]
"Ginny?"
"Umm, as much as I hate to admit it, I would yell and scream."
*Draco shows the card and sighs heavily.*
"And Hermione?"
"That's an easy one. I would definitely laugh."
*Harry smiles and shows the card. Audience applauds and they kiss again.*
"Ok, and now, question three. Ladies, which one of your husband's friends would you most likely go out with if you weren't together? Hermione."
"Oh,umm, Seamus?"
*Harry shows the card and turns to Hermione."
"Harry! Dean is gay!"
"Oh, yeah, I forgot," he says, hitting himself with the card.
"Lavender?"
"Umm, I'd have to say Seamus, too."
*Ron smiles and reveals the card*
"Yeah!" Lav yells as she gives Ron a kiss.
"Ginny?"
"I don't know... I guess I'd have to go with Michael."
*Draco hits the card to his head and turns to his wife.*
"Marcus!? Draco, he is so weird. Plus, he has the huge gap in his teeth!"
"Alright, the last 5-point question. If I could get my husband to stop ________ and do _______ then I would stop doing ________. Lavender"
"If I could get Ron to stop playing chess and concentrate on work more then, I would stop nagging him to stop eating."
*Ron takes a big gulp and reveals the card.*
"Ronald Weasley, you are so dead when we get home!"
*Ron hangs his head knowing he deserved it. *
"Ginny."
"I want Draco to stop working late and want him to, umm, spend more quiet time with me, and I would stop making jokes on him while he's half asleep."
*Draco holds up the card hopefully, while Ron's face is twisted with anger from the 'quiet time' comment *
"Judges, is that a match? Yes, it is! Alright. Hermione?"
"Well, I want him to stop flying so high on his broomstick, to play the piano more, and I would stop reading late at night."
*Harry reveals the card and receives a smack on the head from his wife.*
"Me stop reading? Why not tell the Earth to stop spinning," Hermione mumbles.
"Aww, so close. Well, now here is the 20-point bonus question. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Now remember; your answers must match exactly. Hermione?"
"Cookies N' Cream!"
*Harry kisses her.*
"Lavender?"
"Chocolate Chip."
*Ron hits himself with the card again.*
"Ginny."
"Vanilla."
* Draco smiles and gives Ginny a kiss."
"Ok, that was the end of round one. At the end of this round the score is Harry and Hermione with 30, Ginny and Draco with 25 and Ron and Lavender with 10. Before we start round two, we have to take another commercial break."
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Well, that was chapter two. How'd you like it? Please review with who you want to win.:) I might actually have to change the winner. [I have this fic posted on fanfiction already.]
Thank you to all who reviewed!
The Poll so far: Harry and Hermione with 9 Gin and Draco with 15 and Ron and Lavender with 1.
Wow a lot of you are D/G shippers! Don't worry I'm one too but my main ship is Harry/Hermione. For those of you who don't like the nicknames I understand but I kinda like them, and I thought that since they're all married they would call each other something.
Take a look at my other fics too please. Thanks!