Wizarding NewlyWed Game

"Welcome everyone to the Wizarding Newly Wed Game! I'm Remus Lupin, your host. Now, let's welcome today's contestants! Couple number one: eleven months married Harry and Hermione Potter. Couple number two: four months married Ronald and Lavender Weasley. And Couple number three: three days married? Uh, yes, three days, Draco and Virginia Malfoy!"

"Round One. Husbands, say goodbye to your wives. They are going into the sound proof booth."

"All right. Now that your wives are away, husbands, I want you to answer these five point questions. Ok. Husbands, what would you say to be your wife's favorite feature of yours? Harry?"

"Ok, I'd have to say my eyes."

"Ok. Then, Ronald."

"Uh, call me Ron, and I'd have to say, umm, my red hair?"

"Ok, and then, Draco"

"That's an easy one, Gin always says how she loves my lips."

Ron was seen wincing and mumbling something along the lines of a death threat.

"All right, question two: what is your wife most likely to do if an old girlfriend calls and asks you out? Yell and scream, laugh, or get mad, but not show it? Draco?"

"Well, I think Gin would get a bit mad, but she wouldn't show it."

"All right. Ron."

"Well, Lav, she would yell and scream."

"And Harry."

"Well, I never really had a girlfriend till Mione, but I'd say she'd laugh."

"Ok, question three: gentlemen, which one of your friends would your wife most likely go out with if you weren't together? Ron?"

"Well, I can't say Harry, so, I'd say Seamus."

"Ok, Harry."

"Umm. Dean, I guess."

"Interesting, and Draco?"

"Well, she wouldn't go near Crabbe or Goyle, so I have to say Marcus."

"And now, our final five point question: pretend you are your wife and say, 'If I could get my husband to stop ________ and do _______ then I would stop doing ________.' Harry?"

"Ok. She wants me to stop flying so high on my broomstick, and to play the piano more, then she would stop reading for a week."

"Are you kidding me, Harry? Herm put down a book? Never, mate, you're nutters."

"Ron, I think I know my wife."

"All right. Draco."

"Gin wants me to stop working late, and wants me to, umm, spend more quiet time with her. I think she would stop playing jokes on me while I'm half asleep."

"Now, the bonus question worth twenty points: what is your wife's favorite flavor of ice cream? Remember your answers must match exactly. Ron."
"Oy!" He screamed, hitting his head. Everyone laughed.

"Umm, Mint chocolate chip?"

"Draco?"

"Ahhh, Gin likes vanilla."

"And Harry."

"That's an easy one. Mione loves Cookies N' Cream."

"All right, that's the end of round one. Well, bring your wives back out, but now it's time for a commercial break."