The Magical Twenty-Six

Albus Dumbledore is really angry at someone.

Draco Malfoy is lonely. He wants someone to love him unconditionally, not superficially.

Crookshanks hates almost everyone. It seems one person in particular hates Crookshanks more than the rest, so Crookshanks decided to take care of a little problem.

Harry notices something is extremely wrong at Number Four Privet Drive.

Voldemort sends Lucius on an evil mission. Someone is not happy about it.

Fred tests a new product for his joke shop.

Snape wants to scare the crap out of Harry Potter.

The hair-filled life of Hermione Granger.

Harry Potter has found the love of his life. Her name: Irene.

I don't want to give anything away.

Draco Malfoy has learned Martial Arts. Now it is time to protect what he stands for.

The fate of the chubby Neville Longbottom that we all know and love.

Something's out of place. Maybe it's Minerva. Tralalalala!

Yeah, the title doesn't have much to do with the chapter. Severus Snape has a secret passion and a tiny invisibility cloak. And also really pale skin.

Wow, that's a big owl. This chapter is full of suspense, death, and love. You know you want to read it.

Percy Weasley has the perfect life. He's powerful and married. But he wants more!

We all know the story of Professor Quirrell having Voldemort on the back of his head, but why?

Ron Weasley is going to become a full-fledged badboy to get the girl of his dreams.

What's up with him?

That wasn't facial cream.

Some things are better left unseen. Draco Malfoy learns this the hard way.

How it should have ended. Metrosexual!Voldemort returns, and *gasps* expresses continuity.

Hermione's got a problem.

There's a new cutest couple at Hogwarts...if you're into that sort of thing.