Marshmallows

Chapter 1

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Harry was running as fast as he could down Magnolia Crescent, his heart racing, and sweat dripping down his face. He was desperately trying to get the hair out of his eyes as he vaulted over a hedge in the back of Ms. Chestnut's yard. He held his wand upright as he ran and looking back occasionally, he saw the tall black-hooded figures chasing him.

He kept running through backyards and over hedges, then into an alleyway jumping over trashcans and shoving cats out of the way. (Mmmmmmeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!) He slipped on a few trash bags and was hurled into the brick walled dead end of the alleyway. He was cornered. He looked to the side of him hoping for some of sort of escape. Nothing. The cloaked figures drew closer and closer. He could see their beetle black eyes drawing nearer, and then glaring at him. They got so close that he could feel their breath on his face. He backed up into the brick wall, clinging to it.

He was still panting from the run, and he could feel his heart beating through his chest.

All of a sudden, the figures turned their backs toward him as if they were going to walk away. But then he heard them all say in an undertone, "One, two, three, four, Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!" They had whipped back around; ripped off their cloaks, revealing blue sequin jackets, silver spandex pants, and roller skates. (Some of the Death Eaters, including Crabbe and Goyle, looked pretty scary in spandex.)

"Y-M-C-A! SING IT FOR THE Y-M-C-A!"

Harry still close to the wall lessened his grip on it and was just staring wildly at them all. The Death Eaters began to form a circle, only steps away from Harry. They spun around and around holding each other's hands. They continued in another chorus of "Y-M-C-A!" and they just twirled around and around continually. One Death Eater in the back was rocking his hips back and forth very violently while pointing his finger in the air. Another Death Eater who had his back towards him was doing the exact same thing except dirtier. He would shake his hips and go down to the ground and then back up, and when he whirled around, it wasn't a Death Eater at all, but RON!!!! He had a big grin on his face while he continued to rock his hips back and forth.

Harry began to get dizzy and sick at the revolting site of all of them shaking their hips and some of them waving their butts in his face! Just when he thought he was going to pass out, Hermione came around on skates, wearing little boy underwear with a smiley face on her ass, and shaking her boobs!

Then everything started to swirl around getting mixed together, and the figures of the Death Eaters, and Ron and Hermione, became a blur, (Ron still shaking his thing!) He felt his whole body going numb. He was becoming very dizzy and he could hear himself screaming "No! God No!"

He opened his eyes and what he expected to see was what he did not see. He was tangled in his covers and lying sprawled on the floor, drenched in sweat. Dudley came waddling in, a look of utter annoyance on his face, as he slammed the bedroom door open.

"What in the hell is the matter with you?!"

"Nothing, nothing. I'm fine. Dudley?" Harry asked.

"What!" Dudley snarled.

"Never let me eat marshmallows before bed ever again!!!" Harry gasped.