Wizarding NewlyWed Game

"Welcome back, yet again, to the Wizarding Newlywed Game. I'm Remus Lupin and we are about to begin the last stages of the game. Please, help me with welcoming back the husbands."

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"All right, men, try and answer this first ten point question as best you can. What did your wife say your favorite Muggle or magical movie is? Ron?"

"I hope Lav got this right; Jackass."

Lav smiled, revealed the card and gave Ron a kiss.

"Glad to see you got a match...Now Draco."

"Well, I don't really care for movies, but I'd have to say I liked The Matrix."

Ginny shows the card and sighs heavily.

"Harry."

"I've seen so many... I think my favorite is Phone Booth."

"I'm sorry, Har, I forgot about that one."

"It's alright, Mione," he said giving her a kiss.

"Ok, now, our next question. Husbands; what is the most romantic thing you have done for your wife? Harry?"

"Wow, that's hard, umm... my proposal, I guess."

Hermione smiles, shows the card and gives Harry a kiss.

"Ron."

"I think it was when I set up the moonlight dinner for our first anniversary."

Lav gives him a kiss and shows the card.

"Ok, Draco."

"Well, I'd have to say my proposal too."

Ginny smiles and shows the card.

"Now for our last ten-point question; what is your favorite beverage: Coca-Cola, Pumpkin Juice, Butter Beer, Fire Whiskey, or Dr. Pepper? Draco?

"Well, I don't really care for any, but I'd have to say Butter Beer."

Ginny scowls and shows the card.

"Oh sorry, no match. Harry?"

"Dr. Pepper."

Hermione smiles and gives Harry a kiss.

"And Ron."

"Butter Beer."

Lav smiles and gives Ron another kiss.

"Ok, now, this is the final twenty five point Bonus question that will determine the winner of this fabulous second honey moon!"

[The announcer comes on and tells them about the trip around the World.]

"Thank you, Bob. And now for the question: 'How many children, if any, do you want to have?' Draco and Ginny, you have thirty five points. Get this correct and you will be in the lead with sixty points."

Draco closes his eyes and says, "Three."

Ginny squeals with delight and gives Draco a big kiss.

"Ron and Lavender, you have forty points. You get this right and you will be in the lead."

"Uhh...six?"

Lav turns to Ron and gives him a strange look.

"Now, Harry and Hermione, you currently have fifty points. If you two get this right, you will be today's winners."

"All right," Harry said, looking at an anxious Hermione, "three?"

Ginny's face lights up and gives Draco a really big kiss while confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling.

"Think of all the fun we're going to have Gin!" Draco said, kissing his wife again.

Ron can't take it anymore and rushes over to Draco screaming, "Like Bloody Hell I'm letting you- you 'have fun with my sister!'"

Ron throws a punch hitting Draco square in his nose flipping him backwards over the couch. Ginny makes sure Draco is all right before she kicks Ron extremely hard in his 'family jewels."

Lavender yells from her couch, "Serves you right you git! You're sleeping on the couch tonight!"

Hermione and Harry can only laugh as the scene is unfolding.

"Congratulations, Ginny and Draco, you have just won a beautiful second...Err...first honeymoon!" The announcer said with his booming voice.

Remus glances around his set feeling sorry for the whimpering Ron on the floor. He clears his throat and says, "And that's our show folks! I'm so glad you joined us. Please, come back tomorrow for our special Hogwarts teachers episode! I'm Remus Lupin saying goodbye, till next time."

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