Draco and the Diamond Dogs

Draco Malfoy discovers the wonders of glam rock and David Bowie. In the midst, romance blossoms. Slash.

In this chapter, Hermione turns evil, Draco finds out what Bowie looks like, and we find out who that other 7th year may be..

Now we find out who else shares Draco's infatuation, and a little flirting ensues..

Flirting ensues...Hermione deepens Harry's obsession..Harry asks Draco out?

Draco drools, Harry is dense, Ron gets some, and Draco dusts himself off twice.

Hermione gets some, Draco's nearly naked (again) and Harry makes a decision.

Draco always wondered how those photos of him had ended up on the internet. Poor Harry...

The shiteth doth hitteth the fanneth.

In which Harry does not see that dreadful bludger come his way.

In which things resolve themselves.

A final amusing twist.