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You must read this parody, especially if you like seafood! It started as a normal morning at Hogwarts, then all hell broke loose. Featuring Confused!Ron and Insane!Harry. Sarcasm abounds, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see Crabbe in leather pants, and find out Voldemort's true weakness. Features homage to LOTR, Princess Bride, Last of The Mohicans and many more. Co-Authored by Cindale and Ginnysdarkside.

Harry gasped. "I shouldn't be doing this," he told himself out loud. "I shouldn't be here." "No, I suppose not. But you want to be here, Harry, don't you?" asked the cold voice. A one-shot of betrayal, lust, indecision, and a love lasting a lifetime... "You're all I need. Stay here with me, forever and always..."

Years ago he broke the doll. Now he breaks her.

Harry Potter plunges headlong into a Pensieve, and in the process discovers the shocking reason exactly why Albus Dumbledore trusted Severus Snape.

Harry has something on his mind, and he just can’t seem to get over it. He stays up late at night, watching his roommates sleep while he thinks of what he’s after.

Supplement to Wolf by Ears, which is located at Schnoogle.com. This is the political document that Jarohnen Ianikit wrote during his stay at the Sentient Magical Creature Penitentiary.

You must watch what you say. You must weigh every word. Among Death Eaters, one word out of place - and you would be hurtling screaming towards destruction. Severus Snape and Narcissa Malfoy have a chat.

Small drabble. What if Harry and Draco were trapped in a broken elevator? Who walks away alive? Who is annoyed out of their wits?

A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life.

Petunia's PoV. Sisterly love is a strange thing, it breeds rivalry, jealously and anger, yet the love that is given, is given with question. Set after Lily's death, with flashbacks.

Finally, there's an American at Hogwarts! Whoo-hoo! (AU.)

"Our daughter always seemed too young for everything. But Harry is waiting for her. And I cannot escape the memory of the song I used to sing her . . . 'And love, it seems, made flying dreams, to bring you home to me.'"

“Ginny, do you know what this means?” Hermione added, grinning madly -- “That we figure out a way to make The Grey Lady Sir Nick’s Valentine?” -- “Precisely!”

... If I'm not in love with you what is this I'm going through tonight?... H/D

For Sirius, nothing looks the same from prison.

When Dumbledore receives an odd letter from a Muggle, he remembers a bit of his past that seemed long forgotten. In the meantime, Voldemort prepares for the final strike, and to stop him, hope must be sought in the most unusual of places and alliances must be forged between the most improbable of allies.

Harry returns to Hogwarts five years after graduation and must confront the painful memories that the school holds for him. (H/D slash implied) "I've got your kiss still burning on my lips..."

Voldemort forces Draco Malfoy and his father to steal a certain item for him, and he begins to use it to create monsters. Harry Potter needs to know what he is doing to stop him, and he gives a potion to Malfoy so that the boy will see, sense and tell him the plans. Malfoy doesn't want to help, but when more is at stake than just Muggle lives, he is forced to comply...

Another of the loose Permission Slip series — it\\\'s Seamus Finnigan\\\'s turn this time. Things do not go as he would have liked.

#3 in the songfic series - Hermione endures long days of waiting while Ron is missing and everything seems to be going wrong.

When Hermione is punished by having to share a common room and bathroom with none other than Draco Malfoy she prepares herself for the worst year of her life. What she doesn't know is that things don't always go the way we think they will.

"I’m in love with you. Just thought you should know." Is just one of the many short letters Harry Potter has been reciving over the summer. Who is this mysterious person who is sending the letters to our Hero? Why is he/she going by the name Blue Eyes? What will happen once they get to school? Will Blue Eyes and Harry fall for one another?

A fic told from four of fave Hogwarts students. They tell of their new 'loves' that they have -- without ever revealing the 'loved' one's name. The reader has to figure it out!

Draco recalls the effect Harry has had on his life, the fact that he had to learn how to breathe again, only to have it taken away at the class reunion. (Draco's POV)

Ginny reflects back on her relationship with Luna. Songfic of the Dixie Chick’s “A Home.” Post-OotP Ginny/Luna with a little Ron/Hermione on the side.

In the summer after her third year Hermione's parents are visited by a particularly unpleasant drill salesman.

I watch her from across the hall and long to touch her, but I know I won’t be able to until later when we’re alone. We meet by night; the days are left for hidden desires. (Femslash)

An outtake of Everything Goes, my Schnoogle fic. Ginny and Jade have been in love for a long time, even before they themselves realized it. When they’re given a chance to be together, they recognize that they don’t need a perfect relationship, what they can give each other is more than enough. *Femmeslash*

When faced with the discovery of his Secret by his friends, Remus learns the meaning of acceptance and friendship, while Sirius muses about logic, stalking, voyeurism, and the reliability of certain books found in the library of a fanatical, pureblood family.

When Ron finds out Hermione has feelings for someone else he leaves the comfort of his friendship with her and Harry. A new person comes into Ron's life, much to everyones suprise.

All Remus wanted to do was relax with a good book. Unfortunately, Harry won't stop crying and Sirius is at his wits end.

Meet James Matthew Potter, Sirius Reginald Black, Remus Lucas Lupin, and Peter Charles Pettigrew. Their encounters at Hogwarts throughout the years would be the center of conversation for many generations after. Their adventures, their loves, their pain, their friendship, their journey. Read the heart-wrenching, angst and drama-filled tale that is still whispered among wizards today.

Tom and Ginevra are ruling the Dark Side. Now, Tom has two of his Horcruxes at Riddle Manor as corporeal guests. The three of them need to do an activity together and bond. Tom decides to ask the Dark Lady to help keep them entertained. Can anyone guess where this is going? Ginny/Tom/Two Horcruxes.

"It was, as I remember, the winter of the roses. Each day would dawn, and each sun would set, and I would put one more rose in the cracked glass vase on the table beside my bed. There, I would gaze at the roses, until I fell back into the blissful world of innocent sleep. I would dream about the roses, and remember what they were for. No one had ever given me a rose before, and I held onto those roses like a babe holds onto its mother. I needed the roses, just as much as I needed him." A D/G one-shot

The war is over; Harry has won. It is now ten years after the horrible circumstances that surrounded the death of the once mighty Dark Lord. To commemorate the occasion Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley have arranged for a reunion. Yet there are secret reasons behind this reunion that Malfoy and his mates are determined to find out; for this reunion will be their triumph...

Cho Chang goes to visit some friends in hospital, and sees someone she hasn't thought about in a long time ...

Could you kill you best friend?````Because in the Battle Royale Program, it could be a choice between that and an ugly death...````pg-13 for content and violence. May be possible slash. Could go up to R for violence.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Eudice Eusyram, is perfect, and now Snape is jealous! How will he get back at her? A spoof on Mary Sue fan fiction in the same mold as "Airplane!"

Due to N.E.W.T. preparation classes, Hermione is once again using the Time Turner. This time, however, the others find out. They convince her to go on a little jaunt through the space-time continuum, with disastrous and hilarious results. Featuring sexy Slytherins, the Weasley red hair gene turning up in unexpected people, and a brief argument on how many times, exactly, Remus has read Hogwarts: A History.

Ron spends some time with his baby son. Set during 'The Long Time Love of Longbottom'

Strange things are happening at the Weasley house, and Ron has a unique perspective. What does it all mean? The answers could have a major impact on the future of the wizarding world, and on one young Slytherin in particular.

Hermione is working in the dungeons late one night trying to complete an ancient potion. Things go awry, and she is thrown into the past. She meets the marauders and Lily. However, things go from bad to worse. She begins to have nightmares and waking visions that slowly consume her. There is only one person holding her back from leaving, but is he worth her life and sanity? Remus/Hermione.

Harry finally gets his revenge on Draco, or does he? Harry catches Draco in an emotional state and captures it in a picture. Soon the whole school will know what Draco's true prized posession is. Will Harry's revenge work, or will it backfire?

Despite impending cold and sorrow, happiness can be found in the most unlikely of places…``Anything can happen, out of the blue… OW/MF

Angsty, covet-from-afar ficlet. Read to find out more!

In the early morning half-light, a chance meeting between Harry and Draco. Of chocolate and kisses and sunlight and angst.

Well Harry stands on the window and thinks, Hermione thinks too...

Before the War Draco left school unsure about everything but Ginny; she had loved him. But after one night when his supposed friends tricked him she had stopped, refusing to speak to him again. He left to go against his father alone not hearing from her for five years. Now that their paths have crossed again can he get her to understand? [Songfic to 'It's All Coming Back To Me,' by Celine Dion.]

Mr. Malfoy is the benefactor for a Merlin, a fatherless boy whose life has similarities to the orginal Merlin. Lord Voldemort has a sinister interest in the child.

Harry and Draco. Both very different, but the same in many ways. When they both get abused so bad that they return to Hogwarts late, they are both stuck in the Hospital Wing for a long time. In beds right next to each other. Read how two school rivals to the highest extent become friends – until something comes between them and one of the best friendships ever that the like of hasn’t been seen for thousands of years falls apart and starts the revolt of the century. The war of good and evil. One is the leader of evil, the other of good, and it’s a lost friendship that maybe no one will be able to put back together. It’s a game of chance that puts the highest risks ever on the line, and both are willing to risk it all. Or are they?

Harry can't get over Sirius. Ron and Hermione try to help but Harry's resistant.

Draco thought he knew his future and where his loyalties lay. It all was so certain before one almost lonely night in a nearly deserted corridor. As a favor for a friend, he seeks out the source of his confusion, but is she the problem or the answer?

Boys will be boys, and Crabbe and Goyle are no different. A look into one afternoon and evening. *slash*

How do you deal with the knowledge that the only person you have truly loved loves another? Sacrifices must always be made, and Tonks has to make a decision that will change her world. Angst, unrequited love, a little slash, some bits from OotP, and a little fluff. Written by someone who is torn between being a Remus/Sirius and a Remus/Tonks shipper. Love doesn't always go as planned.

Hermione should have known better than to meddle in the affairs of a student... or rather, have an affair with a student. But when Dennis is desperate and Hermione is tempted, the oddest of things can happen.

Draco receives a present from his mother, and Harry seems to be blacking out more and more often. There's also something about a left arm being difficult. Misunderstandings, loss of a precious pet, confusion, and emerald eyes.

The characters of Harry Potter express their views on the books.

After Harry's fifth year. He is down about Sirius's death. He tries to kill himself but ends up sending himself somewhere where he doesn't know who he is. This is about his journey to learn who he really is and to find his past.

Four years after graduating from Hogwarts, Harry must deal with the loss of Hermione, Ron's engagement, and the plans of a mysterious villain.

Hermione made a mistake in her sixth year and a wrong choice in her seventh, so she's going back to see if she can be happy again. A love story, a past triangle taking place six years after Hogwarts graduation. A Hermione / Harry / Ron story.

Hermione and Severus are friends. Hermione would like more. Read about Severus' blind date and his resulting reaction (don't you love it when he gets mad?) Why does he call her sin?

Harry feels as though he's been cheated out of his life, so he persuades Dumbledore and Snape to make it up to him. Features a manipulated Dumbledore, a speechless Snape, and a vaguely insane yet amusing Harry. NOT HBP compliant

Just ask. [D/H]

Fred and George are ordered to repeat their seventh year properly, and neither of them is happy about this. With more pranks up their sleeves because of their booming business, they come to school wreaking havoc everywhere and angering quite a few. When Hermione threatens to stop their antics, she ends up in the line of fire on many of their pranks! Now, it's revenge and mayhem in store for sure… and of course one must remember that all is fair in love and war!

Sirius Black, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are the central triangle of characters in "Casablanca". What's their version of the famous parting lines? Featuring Sirius as Rick, Harry as Ilsa, and Hermione as Viktor.

A young man remembers events which led him to his present condition.

The last part of the Gryffindor Games! The Game of Life the sequel, sequel to Game of life, which is sequel to Truth or Dare the Sequel, which is Sequel to Truth or Dare. Ginny comes to play and an unexpected twist I praise myself for!

Harry wants to be bad, Draco doesn't get it, Hermione is distraught, Dean talks about Batman, Ron is impressed, and McGonagall...has a threesome? Songfic to "I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford.

Featuring a Draco with a secret, in a skirt, periwinkle hair, a bemused Harry, an amused Ron, and homophobic Hermione! Also featuring a secretly heterosexual relationship between Draco and Harry... now how is *that* possible? Read on!

Remus and Sirius wonder: what makes men so unresistable for women? RL/SB

Dumbledore forces Sirius to sign a contract so that the teachers will return to school.

At the fifth-year bonding camping trip, everyone tells a story round the compfire. James' is about the future and is very familiar....

Draco is a 7th year while Ginny is a 6th year. They both show up for a transfiguration class that McGonagall is setting up and after an unfortunate incident when a 3rd years mouse is turned purple they are forced to work alone together. This is their day together: will they be able to avoid killing each other? Will they maybe have a conversation? Only time will tell...

Hermione knows she has grown to fancy her friend's older brother, but what will she do about it?

Hermione writes Harry a love letter.

The confusing and problematic love/lust story of Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy. Brace yourself.

Percy Weasley, the estranged son of the Weasley family, has made it big at last. Is he enjoying himself? You bet he is!

Remus Lupin has come across something thoroughly evil, but there is no way around it, he has to use it. It is... the sewing machine from hell (Weird fic, even when judged on my standards).

Set during seventh year. Harry goes up to Astronomy Tower in hopes of being alone. When he gets there, he finds that someone is there for other reasons. Tragedy can make for strange bedfellows, as well as bringing stereotypes to light.

Post-Voldemort. Harry and Draco are best friends in their sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry decides to be truthful about something important and there are good consequences for both himself and Draco. However, when Draco reveals his own secret, will it make a difference to Harry’s feelings? AU? Up to you. Probably lots of OOC.

Putting off studying for his O.W.L.s, Ron plays chess with his armless Krum action figure. The stakes? Whoever wins gets Hermione (or Hermioninny). A fluffy missing moment from OOTP.

Harry's upset. Hermione tries to talk him out of it. Post OoTP. Light H/Hr.

She finds him at the back of a Muggle bookshop

What are these feelings the sixteen-year-old Harry has to deal with? What has his friend Ron to do with them and how will he react? Life and love sometimes can be difficult - and surprising.

Tom Riddle had loved his wife even after he learned how she had lied to him, even after she left him, even after she had died. He had thought the dangerous, deceiving world of wizardry was all behind him, but now there was the boy. His son. Tom Riddle had always considered himself an honourable man. It came as a shock to realize that here was somebody who thought that he was not.

Professor Flitwick is retiring! Coincidentally, neither Ginny nor Draco have partners...

All the battles are over, the war is won, but not every one is happy. Those on the winning side, and those on the losing side alike grieve. The war is over and all are wounded.

Lily's birthday is the very next day. But with everything that is going on, what exactly will happen?

He loves her. He would do anything for her. He would die for her. Remus Lupin would suffer a million full moons for the woman he loves, and she would do the same for him. So what's the problem? What is it that stands between Moony and the fifth Marauder?

A one shot song fic to Three Days Grace's song 'I Hate Everything About You.' Very angsty D/Hr.

On the night of the full moon, a forest creature meets with an unexpected visitor.

Spoiled, stupid, and suddenly penniless, Draco is forced to think about things he never had to consider before and to become a person he never thought he would be.

The musings of Petunia just a few days after baby Harry came to live with them.

Harry is trying to sleep, Ron and Hermione are fighting... Surprise visits inside!

Astoria Malfoy cannot stand Draco's family and the feeling is mutual. Then, she meets a little Metamorphmagus who she could easily like and this feeling is also mutual.

For once the quiet Slytherin has a date for the ball and two Gryffindors and a certain Slytherin are interested in just who she might be... BZ/HG. Sequel to By the Hands of an Artist.

Somewhat Alternate Universe since Sirius Black is still alive. Meet Natasha Welles. She vanished fifteen years ago to keep a promise. Now she is back to play a more active role in the Order, protect her godson Harry and reclaim the love she left behind. The problem. Black still carries a torch, and maybe a grudge, for his former love. And is not happy to see her resume her relationship with his best friend.

Just a scene from GoF, when Neville asks Hermione and Ginny to the Yule Ball. Neville/Ginny prehet.

Everyone has a few skeletons in their closets. Including Mr. Seemingly-Can-Do-No-Wrong Harry Potter. Only his are in a dungeon and Ron is determined to find out what they are.

I present to you the curtain that allows you all to read beyond the handsome face of Sirius Black, and into his very twisted, confusing and just plainly stupid mind.... MWPP and a devious plan.