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This may only be humorous to some people, others may find it non humorous.````Snape's had a finger bitten off by a Mittleween, Fleur's got a job at Hogwarts & Draco's in love. Bizarre? Extremely.

During the war, Harry is exhausted, and Draco offers a chance for escape. Migrating furniture, crabs, and What Might Have Been. HP/DM.

Jerry Springer invites some Dark Lords and their mistresses over to drag out the dirty laundry and find out just what makes these women hot for the villain.

Albus Dumbledore receives a letter from an old friend. Sort of. What does the letter say that would shock and confound even Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape?

Remus is haunted by Sirius' memory and Tonks knows just how to manipulate him in his despair.

Sirius Black's will contains some intems of interest for his family and friends. But will they be happy with it?

Harry Potter is dreading the prospect of a horrible summer with the Dursleys. Voldemort's army rises in power, as more disappearances occur and a plan of utter importance is revealed. What will happen to Harry in his sixth year? Will he be able to cope with his friends, his enemies, or more importantly himself now that he knows the truth?

For some, the course of true love runs as smooth as a bare-buttocked slide down a dirt and gravel road. The newly formed Magical Community Relations and Social Planning Task Force have taken it upon themselves to pair up Wizarding Britain’s most prominent youngsters. Now, if only someone would tell them that Pansy Parkinson and Ronald Weasley are completely wrong for each other.

What would happen if three of Hogwarts most respected teachers had to leave and the school was left in the unsafe hands of Harry Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart and Remus Lupin? Well...this is a good place to find out.

OotP-AU fic. Sirius is dead. Severus cries in his husband's funeral, but has to get over it for their daughter. He remembers it all - Harry's death, Ginny's rape, Remus's suicide and Sirius's illness.``And he just can't forget.

What did Arabella Figg experience the night Dementors came to Little Whinging? Join her on her search to discover this and what it means.

Ron is worried about Hermione and decides to do some late-night reconnaissance. It's all very sweet, though, really.

Harry seeks revenge and Draco is totally clueless!

Draco didn't think there was much reason to hope for a better future. Astoria proved him wrong.

The tale of an Unspeakable, and her most recent assigment: Tracking down the most dangerous 'Mary Sue' of their time. Follow Agent Karin Airbourne through a world of the deranged Mary Sues we rarely see and try really hard not to think about, either.

A tragic accident occurs in Lily's life, causing her to turn to the only friend she has left. (One-Shot)

He stopped talking, she stopped talking, they fought. But when he ends up screeching to the whole school he likes her, what will she do?

Missing Scene from The Philosopher's Stone. When a troll is let into the castle during Halloween, Professor Snape goes to the Third Floor to investigate.

Draco makes a bet/challenge with Harry and what better prize than a kiss? Especially one from Hermione...

Hermione, five years out of Hogwarts, pays a visit to Fred and George, now very well off. But an old relationship comes up, and threatens to destroy her engagement to Draco. FW/HG.

Through all the darkness, there shines a light. Harry/Hermione

Hermione never expects to find him in this state of mind. Draco is hiding something. She vows to find out. What she finds is something she would have never expected. She never expects find his heart along the way either.

Hermione Granger had always wanted to fit in with the Muggles in her area. Now, when she finally gets her chance, a horrible accident rips away the use of her legs. Now it is time to face the people she had tried to hide from all summer long. Hogwarts is calling. How will she cope? How will she stand up to the pressure when she's as fragile as a butterfly wing in a child's grasp?

Grief is a strange creature, found growing in empty gardens covered in snow. Justin reflects on what kind of flower blooms when the gardener is gone.

It was Harry Potter’s, Ron Weasley’s and Hermione Granger’s last year in Hogwarts and a lot of things have changed since, especially with Hermione and her feelings.

"There were whispers that the legendary Harry Potter was on the train with us! Of course, I had to see if the rumors were true." Hermione Granger talks about her many experiences at Hogwarts and how she ended up getting married to one of her best friends.

After an embarrassing conversation with Parvati and Lavender, Hermione dreams that night of a mysterious stranger, a knight in shining armor, that charms her and carries her away with eternal love. She dreams of him every night, and each dreams reveals more and more about his true identity, but Hermione still can't place him. Who is he? Could he be right in front of her, but she just can't see him? A tad fluffy, and slightly charming. Our favorite ship sails on!

To Remus's great surprise, Sirius has managed to bake a really delicious cake for his birthday. And inside the cake Remus finds something even more surprising. Mild SLASH RL/SB.

Harry failed. Harry did not kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named during his seventh year. So the Boy-Who-Lived had left Hogwarts, not to start a family and to be happy, but to become an Auror, to kill. Five years later people are still suffering from the war against Voldemort, one little girl in particular. Found under a bed after a Death Eater attack on her house, she is taken to Dumbledore and begs him to find her "Daddy."

Before you go further, I must request that any search for a moral in this story is discarded. Now, please proceed to read the actions of the Marauders in their fifth year as they attempt to get back at Snape, woo Lily, and generally cause havoc.

Harry has always dreamed of having his family back together again. But what if there was someone else in the Potter house that only a select few know about? What would her reaction be to all this madness?

A songfic describing Harry after a D/H relationship has ended with Draco dying, and nobody knowing about them.

Draco's in love, but knows he can't have the girl he wants. Life's turning into a living nightmare, and he's considering suicide. What can he possibly do to end his suffering?

A simple story about Harry, Ron and Hermione sneaking into a shop on the more mature end of Diagon Alley

They stand, silent, afraid, and wistful. The daylight always comes too soon.

It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly’s wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world. All it took was one small mistake by one man to change the life of millions. The second war is in full swing but another problem arises, a small glitch causes the entire muggle world to learn of the secet wizarding world... the laws are there for a reason, now that reason is usless as muggles turn against the wizarding community. Their magic cannot match the numbers and prejudice beliefs muggles have against the magical world.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were meant to be together. It just took a while for them to figure it out.

Remus/Minerva. Takes place all throughout and before the novels.

Harry has a secret that he is trying to keep from Hermione. But Hermione is more than Harry expected. When she tells him something that he wouldn't have thought otherwise, Hermione finds out Harry's secret. But how DOES she know?

"Walk by the sea and forgive me, all my sins." Hermione wants everyone to be happy, and everything to be sugarcoated. But when you're involved with a Death Eater, you've got to learn to turn the other cheek and accept your sins and demons -- as well as the other person's. [Draco/Hermione]

Hermione is selected to attend an advanced magic school. She will be gone for two years. Harry, is very happy for her. Ron is having a very deep struggle with her being gone for two years.

Quidditch: (noun) a sport played on magical racing brooms by witches and wizards. Quidditch used to be a game to Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, but now the stakes are raised. Whoever wins the championship wins the girl. They'll put all their best cards out on the table and make a desperate dash for the end, but will that be enough? (Harry/Hermione and Draco/Hermione implied)

Nine-year-old Severus Snape buries a body in the woods. Someone is watching...

Remus as a young pup.

What goes on at night in the Hospital Wing when Ron and Hermione are in there together at the end of the fifth book?

I had a dream which was not all a dream... the dread of vanished shadows. Harry, long presumed dead, reappears as a shadow of what he once was with a young daughter in tow. With the help of an old enemy, stagnant wounds finally begin to heal and Harry begins to realize that the shape of things to come is not as fraught as he had once expected.

He paused as he heard a hissing sound from behind him. Dreading what he was about to see, Fred turned and realized there were more of those things located on the lawn and all of them were spewing the same substance. Squeaking, Fred turned to run off the lawn, but all the objects were discharging the same material. He was trapped.

Determined to get at least one Weasley, Fudge arrests Ron for killing a Death Eater in battle. During court, when told to give his last words, Ron decides to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Harry has ADHD; Ginny is constantly being ignored; Draco is epitome of his fandom; many girls faint, cry, and scream; and a few ships get poked at.

Draco Malfoy has a secret. It's a fairly innocent secret, really, but he can't risk *anyone* uncovering it. So what happens when Lucius finds out?

At the beginning it's H/G and R/Hr. But as the plot thickens, Harry and Ginny break up, along with Ron and Hermione. Harry immediately finds consolation in Hermione, while Ginny's new boyfriend becomes Paul, a boy who was in her year. Meanwhile, poor Ron is having horrible luck finding a girl to love. His life is miserable, surrounded by people who are in love, until he meets Michelle.

A oneshot Sirius/Remus fic. Sirius makes the first move, and Remus pushes him away. The night their relationship *officially* began.

“I never believed in forgiveness. I find it’s practically impossible to forgive myself most of the time. I don’t understand how other people can do it so easily.” [Hermione-Harry][DH compliant]

Alternate Universe Story: The old woman in Bed 17-B has a secret. Her stories of Dark Wizards and hidden wars seem fantastical. Is Professor McGonagall a harmless dementia patient, or is the danger she foretells true?

Ron is engaged to a girl named Michelle, and her family is visiting Ron and Harry's apartment. Ron asks Harry to possibly go on a vacation so Harry goes to the Bahamas. When Harry's next door neighbor starts being loud he goes over to find his old friend... Hermione. Read how Hermione's 'new look' affects Harry's judgment. For even more Harry & company drama, visit Veins of Glass (http://z3.invisionfree.com/VeinsOfGlass/), an active RPG that brings the author loads of inspiration!

This is just a quick "what if" list I came up with one very dead day at work. Come on, you know you love "what if" scenarios! Ninja Master Dumbledore makes a rare appearance.

Severus Snape was having his worst summer yet. Then an unexpected person reminds him that he should just be happy to be alive...

Ginny, playing a sweet sister accompanies her dear brother Ron to his 15 year reunion at Hogwarts, but what she doesn't know is that she will face a part of her past that she doesn't know how to deal with, and will be forced to make a life changing decision in the course of their conversation.

A short look at Snape and Hermione through the lens of Hemingway's code hero.

1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world... of haute couture. Warnings: HBP spoilers, naughty language and absurdist comedy!

Everyone in the wizarding world knew about the lives of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. They knew about the history between them and they even knew what was to become of them in the future. Well that all changed a few nights ago and that’s where our story begins. (H/D)

Everything has changed for Harry after fifth year. Overcome by feelings of regret and feelings of guilt, he is wasting away at the Dursleys until finally two people read between the lines of his letters and come to the rescue.

Harry begins his sixth year, with a new and apparently competent Defence Professor who keeps many secrets. Whose side is he on? Whose side is Harry on?

Feuding houses have led Dumbledore to mix them up a bit. Features a talent show, mash potato ice cream, Mary Poppins umbrella, S&M Ginny, and more.

When they’re alone together, they feel they might die. When they’re apart, they feel like they’re dying.

They thought the worst was over. They thought the evil was gone. But it was merely hiding in the shadows. Join Harry as he tries to battle his toughest enemy yet, and the world around him threatens to fall apart. Ginny and Sirius are worried: Can they help save Harry?

A deal made with the dark side by Fred. A passionate romance in the past for George. Two secrets come out tonight. Twins known as one now know nothing of each other. What happens when a lie becomes a life?

Due to Harry Potter's recent breakup with Hermione, Draco Malfoy's fans are abandoning him by the hordes in favor of the now-available Boy Who Lived. Draco goes to sulk in the library and ends up meeting someone he didn't expect. H/D, fluffiness.

Amazing what emotions can overcome you when studying for potions. A short one-shot.

A sixteen-year-old James Potter realizes that he's falling in love with his best friend. A sweet little songfic to Edwin McCain's "I'll Be".

Nothing good will come from this, but Harry puts more than his left foot in. Snogs, potential blackmail, and that silly children's song.

What happens when pieces of you are broken and all you can think about is being with the one who broke you? What happens when you have to let them go? What if you don’t know how to them go? Part Two of the Ravages of Spirit trilogy.

What would happen if Albus Dumbledore discovered fanfiction? Will a fictional Draco snog a fictional Harry? What exactly has Hermione so worried? And why is Snape so reluctant to write about our favourite bushy-haired know-it-all?

Albus Dumbledore receives an appeal he cannot ignore from a Resistance leader on the Continent.

Hermione and Ginny discuss a certain cheating scumbag.

Ginny helps Professor Lupin heal from a near fatal injury, and during his recovery, Remus discovers that she is the willing consort of a dark spirit named Tom. In time, Ginny will ask Remus to help her join Tom in a corporeal, eternal union—a request which results in difficult choices for Remus. A rather intense look at the power and dangers associated with human desire.

Percy reflects on his life with Oliver and their child and wishes that he could have another baby.

"Red sky at night, sailor's delight; red sky in the morning, sailor's take warning." - Fisherman's Proverb Seven years after the end of White Noise, Draco Malfoy is released from Azkaban a changed man. When Draco and Ginny meet each other again, will they be able to work through the past and be happy with one another at last?

Harry finds himself stuck in his cupboard again, but finds a way to contact the wizarding world. In this first chapter, a basis is set for the rest of the story, which involves lots of pain for Snape (but I love him anyway) and maybe some touches of romances, if my hormones get jacked up enough... Please read!!

Before they were champions of darkness and of light, they were simply Hogwarts' Head Boy and Girl: Tom Riddle and Minerva McGonagall. Fifty years of hatred and pain separate them now, but amidst the barrenness of regret, there is solace in remembrance. A tale of a lion, a witch, and two serpents.

Her heart has been broken. And she's bitter.

Arithmancy has been cancelled due to Professor Vector's illness, so the class goes to Muggle Studies. They are given a questionnaire to fill out--the modified, adapted, and considerably shortened but still insanely long registration to MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!! Hermione fills it out, with hilarious consequenses.

There was a time when the world was sweeter... You all know and love the story, now see it shown as it's never been portrayed before... Draco Malfoy had had his share of girls, and even thought that once he had been in love. The last person he thought he'd fall for was Ginny Weasley, the sister of a Muggle-loving fool. Though it was Ginny, and perhaps fate, that was determined to show him the depths of the human heart...and the joy and pain of living.

Ron Weasley is on their sixth year at Hogwarts. Ron receives a visit and suddenly he tells all about his childhood to Hermione, the brilliant young witch whom he loves. After a lot of events, both go to Majestic Island, the island where Ron spent his childhood, on holiday. There Hermione learns much about his best friend and lives the best holidays of her life. But the worst happens with the visit of Hermione’s cousin and a great evil is unleashed in Majestic. After confusions the two friends struggle to keep themselves alive while saving Majestic from the rise of the Dark Sun. In the end of their journey Ron understands that you don't need fame or money to be a Hero you just need a pure and loving heart.

Of all the girls at Hogwarts he wanted her. And he got her. Now twelve years after the death of James and Lily Potter, Sophia Black is back and she wants the truth. Then she'll decide whether or not to kill him herself. AU after POA. Sirius/OC

Draco just wants to be a normal seven-year-old, and play with his only friend, Dobby the House Elf. Unfortunately his father has other plans for him...

Remus Lupin claims to have deserted the Order of the Phoenix for Fenrir Greyback's werewolf pack and Lord Voldemort's service. His new masters want him to prove it.

Harry is feeling low after seeing Albus off to Hogwarts for the first time. A chance meeting with Draco Malfoy changes everything. What really happened 'Nineteen years later'.

What do you do when you're worried that your relationship is doomed to fail? If you're Draco Malfoy, you ask your lover what he thinks...and if you're lucky, maybe you'll get an answer out of him as well.

Sometimes dungbombs are not the most important thing.

How can one come to a place where you can forget rain?

Hermione's lost. Ron's lost. Harry's (literally) lost. Will they be able to find each other? (H/R/Hr)

It was a day of many firsts for him. It was the first time he'd seen the sea, the first time he could enjoy life without a care in the world, and his first kiss with his true love...

Here is your chance to watch Mary-Sues get ripped to shreds! Cliches, bad plots, and weird characterisation that only looks normal to the eye of the criminally insane (oh, and the author). ````You can tell it's good because ff.net deleted it!

Actions speak louder than words; betrayal speaks louder than loyalty.

It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, and he has met a new girl--actually a princess named Amber. They don't exactly get off on the right foot, and what could have been a wonderful friendship is fast becoming a budding rivalry. Harry only sees Amber as a stuck-up princess, but there is more to her than he knows...

A very young Sirius finds something interesting and consults James, ``leading into a barrel of trouble.

Harry ended his sixth year at Hogwarts in a very terrible way. He now feels lost; although he thought that Ginny was his ideal girlfriend, he broke up with her. What about Harry's two best friends -- do they really love each it or does someone else have Hermione's heart?

Harry and Draco share their first anniversary together in their flat in London. Reflection and lots and lots and lots of sap! You've been warned...

Lily wakes up next to James and contemplates the night before. Limes but no Lemons...

Sirius helps Remus and Tonks overcome a misunderstanding that threatens to ruin their relationship before it even gets started. Set in August during OoTP. Part of my "Marauders Redux"/ "Transformations" universe.