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It's Valentine's Day, and Ginny has received a mysterious note from Harry. Warning: fluff ahead. :)

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Two people check into a motel and... – Rated R for the obvious reasons. Featuring Snape.

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Patronus by Ashfae
09/10/2002

Remus' thoughts during the anti-dementor lessons.

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Everyone leaves something behind for their children to remember them by. Lily Evans didn’t know, when she left her diary behind, that it would help her son into knowing her and himself. …Or did she?

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First Kiss by Lilith Connor
09/28/2003

Ron and Hermione's disastrous relationship is ending and Ginny is comforting an upset Hermione. But Ginny is hiding something from her best friend...Shameless fluff!

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Beyond Saving by Hijja
01/08/2005

After his imprisonment in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy nearly loses the struggle for his sanity. And then fate drops the opportunity for vengeance right at his feet, in the person of one Harry Potter...

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'Sometimes at night, when he holds you, he whispers a name. Not yours. You shut your eyes and pretend you didn’t hear what he said... Even in unconsciousness, he isn’t really with you.' Ginny/Harry, Harry/Draco.

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Love At Last by brokenemotion
08/01/2003

As the trio starts to drift apart, they enter their 6th year at school. Will Harry and Hermione share their feelings for each other? How about Ron's feelings for Hermione?

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MWPP! A girl transfers from a small town in Alaska to Hogwarts for reasons her father won't tell her. There, she befriends Remus and, rather reluctantly, Snape. When a Potions N.E.W.T. project shoves the three of them together, how will they react? Will a maddening tug-of-war game ensue? How can she deal with the ups and downs of her last year of schooling? SS/OFC/RL

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A boy reflects on his lost love and finds out an important piece of advice.

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Fugue State by manic
12/11/2002

In the aftermath of war, the world needs heroes, not spies.

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His father arrested, Draco must find his own identity after losing everything. What lies beneath the mask? Harry wants to know, and Snape has his own agenda. An old wound is revealed. Will Snape be able to come to terms with it and learn the most valuable lesson of all before another generation is destroyed? War erupts, love is found, hearts are mended and broken, sacrifices are made, and the lines of courage and trust are tested. Draco/Harry eventual slash.

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In which Sirius gets sick and Remus develops a sense of humor. *slash*

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Heart of Glass by DietCoke
04/30/2005

Ginny has a secret. More than one, in fact. These secrets torment her, haunt her, make her want to die... Will she die? Or be saved?

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Draco Malfoy: the great sleaze. Or so Blaise, one of his customers, puts it. Fluffy perception of whore!Draco. -SLASH-

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There is a moment where Cedric could have fled. But he doesn't. [Set near the end of GoF, gen, PG.]

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To Love Us by Airiel
01/05/2006

It wasn't supposed to happen this way. They were supposed to live happily ever after with their daughter, never missing a moment. He wasn't supposed to be arrested.... **** Hermione had always known something was different about her. She had always known that not all was as it had seemed. She had been searching for her parents for her entire life, and she finally found them at the end of theirs.

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The last two fifth-year Gryffindor bachelors decide to toast each other on a lonely Valentine's Day. As a result, they get a little bit closer, perhaps a bit closer than they had expected to. Slash warning, not graphic. Fluffy, in fact.

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A house elf named Winky expresses her thoughts on "enslavement."

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Set after AU events of the HBP. Harry has been given an assignment to take care of a certain ill tempered white ferret.

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Tom Riddle has been defeated, but the peace his fall brings is only temporary -- once again, someone undermines the tranquillity of the wizarding world. One who, strangely enough, has the Dark Lord's name.

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HP/SM Crossover. Hotaru-centered, pairings to be``revealed. (Not what you'd expect, really)

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After Evelyn's death her father keeps her locked up tight of fear of losing her. Evelyn is not the kind to be locked up. After six years, when Evelyn gets an acceptance letter to Hogwarts, she can't pass up the opportunity of escape. She runs away but when she arrives at Hogwarts things from her past come to haunt her. She finds her self in a whole different kind of danger.

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Draco's hungry and Hermione's making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Bickering, PB and J consumption, and eye-openers ensue!

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Harry's prophetic nightmares return darker and more disturbing than ever, portraying the death of one of his fellow students!``Confronted by an angry ghost, can Harry, Ron and Hermione set old grudges aside and help the wayward spirit in its quest for revenge and``justice?

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Professor Moody's arrival causes problems for the children of Evan Rosier.

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About Time, Ron! by Layna
12/04/2004

One late night, before Harry's seventeenth birthday, Ron simply couldn't sleep. And after a little mishap on the way to the bathroom, he finds himself wandering the house looking for a bandaid.``Lucky for him, he wasn't the only one awake.

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Severus Snape with blue hair, Minerva McGonagall in a thong, and a cussing Hermione all come together in this humorous post-Voldemort fic. Mentions of sex, homosexuality, and swearing.

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Cupid Valentine by TKD Queen
05/30/2004

“My name is Cupid Valentine, the modern day cupid. I have been sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by the fates. Apparently, the fates want me to play ‘matchmaker’ for two unsuspecting students.”… “So, yeah; the fates have played a horrible, horrible trick on these two students, who are supposed to be victims of my ‘arrow’. But, hey, they’re the fates, right? The always have their reasons, right?”

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Starlit Waltz by Elssha
02/28/2004

The last waltz she shall ever dance. Sad, short, and far more than meets the eye. To all analytical readers out there: I’d love to hear what you get out of it and how many layers you find.

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Addicted to Love by cessa
05/18/2003

Ron promised Hermione that he would always love her. Pity he didn’t count on one very successful business trip, that’s provided him``with much more than just your average jet-lag. How will Hermione deal with the news``that her precious Ron had gone gada-bouting off with some city floozy? Look out citizens of Britain, because Hurricane Hermione is coming your way. D/HR- based loosely on``the movie 'Addicted to love' starring Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick.

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Spring Cleaning by Elektra
12/06/2002

Follow-up to "My Sister's Ghost." Petunia's life is perfect. Everything is under control - or is it?

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Harry's home for the summer, and to cut him off, the Dursleys have gone to new lengths. Rather than bar the windows or lock up Hedwig, they've locked up all the paper. Luckily for Harry, Dudley needs braces, and his dental appointment just happens to be on 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'.

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After helping Lily with some Transfiguration homework, she, James, Peter and his girlfirend discuss Remus, Sirius, and try to explain the concept of the two of them being in love to a Lily Evans who isn't quite as aware as many would believe.

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Life, death, a harmonica. Life's little quirks are about to get even more confusing for Draco and Ginny when they find that they have more in common then they could even have believed.

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Precious by Crikkita
08/31/2004

As the final hour of Harry\'s seventeenth birthday approaches, a mysterious card arrives that will force him to reconsider some old assumptions. But he\'s too busy trying to solve the puzzle to notice. Fluffy happy H/D slash.

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This was my submission for an old The Restricted Section fiction challenge. Ever wonder why Draco looked so morose as he watched the crowd in Flourish & Blotts in the Chamber of Secrets movie? Find all of your answers within!

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To the Point by Mi
09/29/2003

One lonely night after the Dark Lord's Defeat, Professor Snape decides he wants to have sex. As blunt as that.

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Ice Follies by Pandora Culpa
06/18/2004

Much later that evening, Tonks found herself wondering what Rosmerta had slipped into her drink to give her a case of temporary insanity. What else explained why she was shivering and wet, on her hands and knees on a frozen pond, and staring down a werewolf over a stretch of broken ice with her wand somewhere at the bottom of said pond? - What should be an evening of fun abruptly becomes far less amusing...

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Drusilla Quigley returns once more to interview none other than Albus Dumbledore. So what makes everyone's favorite headmaster tick? Miss Quigley is about to find out, and she's going to have an interesting article to write indeed...

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Five ways Harry Potter's life could have gone far worse than it did.

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There's that bond that friends have. And then there's``the deeper bond that you only achieve once in a lifetime, if at all.``This bond is the love between friends; the irreplaceable bond that'll``never break.

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Hermione, after a heart-shattering break up with Ron, is kidnapped and thrown before the Dark Lord. With two weeks until she is forced to make the choice between her own life and everyone else's, she is exposed to the terror of the unknown, in herself and in others. With deceit in every word and a shred of truth in every lie, Hermione has to question what she really feels, and what the true intentions of Malfoy are before it's too late... and before she gives into the desire that has started to overwhelm her. ATTENTION this story is no longer continued here, but on fanfiction.net! Sorry! (link in review page)

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Dance With Me by CLee
06/17/2004

H/Hr "The air was cool…not too hot, and not too cold. A perfect breeze whisked through, giving chill bumps to several of the wedding guests. The reception had just begun, and the bride and groom were applauded as they stepped out into the sand for their first official dance as a married couple..."

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All Percy Weasley's dreams cost him were everything he ever loved. Now, he must live with the choices he has made.

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Blaise Zabini is being hunted, and only he knows by whom. It's been years since he's been seen in public, and rightly so. But a chance encounter with Hermione Granger puts her into harm's way, so he is forced to abduct her for her own safety. Will they kill the hunter? Or be hunted and killed?

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Immortality by Robynstar
10/19/2003

There is someone wandering around Hogwarts and Harry is determined to find out who...

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His amnesia won't allow him to remember who he is or where he came from. Every night he dreams about the same girl, but who is she? A shady man guides him through these troubled times, but is he really there to help him or make him lose more of his memories- along with his only dream?

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It's not that their sex life is boring, no, but... well, Sirius has always been the experimental kind... Remus won't come out of it unscathed.``Padfoot/Remus, because you have to face it: they probably tried it at least once.

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First kiss fanfics can be very disapointing, at least for me. They always potray Ron as a sexy, take-charge, cocky little Romeo. He always knows just what to do, and for some reason he always ends up getting to first base in one try. Hermione, on the other hand, not only *lets* him get to first base in one try, but is usually portrayed as a sexy, "Oh-I've-just-come-back-from-holiday-and-now-I'm-totally-hot!" makeover story. She always knows just what to do as well. Please.

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Abused, abandoned by those she loved, and left with a broken heart, Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her seventh year, and everything seems to be going wrong. Will all be lost, or will she get help from an unexpected source? [DM/HG]

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Renewal by DarkEcho
11/25/2002

Harry has been dead for ten years, and Ron and Hermione are happily married. Well...almost. Hermione is having scary dreams about Ron, Harry, or herself being murdered...by Voldemort. Hagrid was the one who found Harry, dead, in the forest, and Hermione wants some answers. She wants the dreams to stop. But does Hagrid have a secret? Includes Evil!Hagrid, Dead!Harry, and HappilyEverAfter!Ron and Hermione.

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PreHarry by fawkesthephoenix
02/07/2003

Life at Hogwarts, the year previous to Harry's first year. Characters include Fred, George and Percy Weasley, Oliver Wood, Marcus Flint, Dumbledore, McGonagall... well you get the idea.

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Draco and Hermione share a steamy moment in the Room of Requirement before battle erupts around them. Will the hardships and sacrifices of war prevent romance from blossoming between them? Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R!

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The List by Jabez
12/20/2004

Snape's face is strangely smooth in the firelight: as pale and glassy as the Blacks' old china, stained and yellow with age. It is in the midst of this silence, wary rather than companionable, that Snape glances up - and Remus is caught looking at Snape's hands, at the way they curve around his cup of tea.

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Harry has always seen things for what people tell him. He believes quidditch is the best game in the world when he's never even seen another, and that certain people are not to be trusted. Some think Harry needs a wake up call, and he might just get one. It's time for Harry to see the other side of things, that everything bad is not always his fault, and that he is not the only one attacked as a child. The darkness is waiting...

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"Should I tell him the truth? That I miss him every minute. That he has left me with a hole deep inside, one that aches every time I think of him. That I don't care if he is selfish, or rude, or cruel, all I want is to hold him again."````Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

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Pansy Parkinson is entering her first year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is given a notebook by her mother, just a simple notebook.

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Dreaming Doll by ginny1313
11/15/2003

Narcissa seeks solace in the memories of her past loves. Femmeslash, incest and adult themes.

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Ginny is stuck at the Burrow until Harry returns, torn between wanting to fight alongside him and staying with her mother. When Hermione suggests that she keep a little bit of Harry with her, just in case, it causes Ginny to reconsider the possible outcome of the war.

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Lily's Decision by Pasi
03/11/2004

Lily must choose between two very different boys. Lily/Severus, Lily/James, Sirius/Remus

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September 1, 1998 The Hogwarts Express is leaving the station, but Harry and Ron are not aboard. An eighth year fic. Hermione and Ginny - centric. (No, not together!) R/Hr, H/G

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Our beloved Potions Master finds himself in a bar to relieve his mind of stress, but wait, who could that be? up on stage? in that fabulous outfit? singing that fabulous song? None other than......

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During the summer before his second year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter establishes a friendship with a certain red-haired girl that will not only change his life forever, but will affect the fate of the entire Wizarding World. Come along and see what happens when Harry Potter meets Ginny Weasley.

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Late for the Sky by Dala
09/07/2003

"Timing, if you asked Hermione Granger, was nearly everything." Hermione has a schedule; Ron has never understood it. But some things simply can't be planned.

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Simple Observations by Rynne
12/25/2003

Sometimes simple observation is all you need. Remus/Sirius.

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Blaise is afraid of Knockturn Alley but he lives there now, with his mother and father. This is home. He accepts that.

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Merry and Bright by Katinka
04/16/2003

Abigail Loomis, Sirius Black, and one late December evening in an empty Gladrags. From the "Interwoven" universe, this fic takes place a few months after "A Kind and Caring Friend".

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Twelve Years Later by Arion
06/26/2005

Twelve years after Voldemort's destruction, Harry and Ron come terms after years of anger.

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Yes, it's that time again...the Trio are back at Hogwarts, and it seems that a 'special event' has been organised for the amusement of students and teachers alike. Expect character manipulation by the All-Knowing Authoress, random references to certain SHIPs, and the return of a certain winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile award...

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Fred and George Weasley are forced to travel to a dangerous pit to save Remus Lupin from death by boredom. On the way, they encounter a million plot holes, everyone of them more ludicrous than the first.

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Ron has feelings for Hermione, but has only told Harry. Hermione always bathes in the lake at hogwarts, but tonight Ron decides to take a walk out by the lake.

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Black Magic by Diricawl
01/31/2004

Nine months pregnant, Andromeda Tonks reflects on the family she turned from and the family she gained in a letter to her unborn daughter. Companion piece to Black Beauty.

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Lily + James = BIG Trouble. Always has, always will. So it'll take a BIG plan from Sirius and the other Marauders to get them together... Will include L/J fluff eventually!

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By the Lake by Firesword
02/16/2005

HP/SS. Harry was having a quiet time watching the lake when someone approached him for company.

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Charlie Weasley takes Ron, Harry and Hermione to Romania over the summer to visit the dragon caves, but the vacation turns into a complete fiasco when Hermione finds herself in a very hot situation.

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Starting right after the Snape incident, how will James win over Lily and beat the giant squid at getting her heart? With the help of his friends, including Remus' twin sister Annie, he'll try to do anything to make her like him. Annie and Remus' relationship as brother and sister is tested throughout the story. And could someone in their inner circle love Annie more than he admits to? Is there any competition for him? Come on and find out. Experience laughter, tears and heartfelt moments.

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Sixth year. Harry Potter has had enough. Much more worn and cynical after the chaotic events of his fifth year, he wants to be heard as an individual. Not as a hero, not as an attention-craving and possibly insane teen, not as the figurehead for the light, and definitely not as a child. Harry Potter wants to be heard as himself. He wants to learn how to defeat Voldemort on his own and not have to conform to the mould that society has seemingly made for him. He's taking his destiny into his own hands. What better way to be heard than by the media itself? Enter writer Harrison Evans, whose very opinions and existence affect the rising war itself dramatically. Only a select few know that it's Harry. And he wants to keep it that way.

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Ginny Weasley and her best friend Thalia have always been there for each other, but as the second Voldemort War begins, things can only change and pain is the only sensation. As people die and evil advances upon Hogwarts, the only question on everyone’s mind is, “Will Harry Potter save us?” But where the hell is Harry anyway, and what secrets hide in the deeply secreted, Forbidden Black Rose Castle.

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There she goes again, thought Severus Snape. That girl just annoyed him... Two long knitting needles and a mass of red fluff on top, according to the unchivalrous definition of one of his Slytherins. (Of which he had heartily approved.) Spoiled. Thinks she's the centre of the universe. And a Weasley to boot...

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Hermione muses on the unresolved situation between Harry and Ron, when her train of thought is interrupted...``Sequel to "In The Morning".

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Snowdrops by Lazy_neutrino
05/24/2004

Tonks meets Remus. Tonks talks to Remus. Tonks grows up. Set after OotP.

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Who are you when your parents are the most famous Trio in the wizarding world?````Part of the "Just a Little" universe. H/R/Hr Triofic.

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Harry wondered who drew him in the new class he's attending, the Arts. Cho said it was her, but someone else did, and when Harry found out...

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Draco wants Harry to know just who his daddy is! Dark and angsty Draco/Harry slash, includes sexual situations, romance, and rape, though not necessarily in that order.

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Front Row by Juliane
08/05/2002

Sirius Black has led a very interesting life, and Remus Lupin has been in the front row to see the entire show. With the song "Front Row," Remus tells of his confusing relationship with Sirius.

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Hermione and Draco spend Christmas Eve night in the Astronomy Tower exchanging gifts, when Draco surprises Hermione with a very special gift.

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One day Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy are left to place their niece in a good pureblooded home.

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Star-Cross'd by loseriffic
07/23/2003

Lucius has a plan to rid the school of Dumbledore and Mudblood students for good, and he needs Draco's help to find someone who is close to Harry, and get to know them. Find out everything about Harry through them. Thinking that this might get him closer to his semi-neglective father, he agrees even though Lucius refuses to tell him exactly how this will help his plan. He sees that a new student, is close to Harry and appears weak enough for him to manipulate her into telling him about the Boy Who Lived. But what happens when Draco starts to fall for a Gryffindor, and how will his father react? And what about his plan is so fatal to everyone at Hogwarts? Rated R for later chapters: language, violence and lime. NOT A MARY SUE.

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Behind every song there is a story, but sometimes the tales go beyond the lyrics. A single love can inspire a thousand songs.

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When you put him away you should have made damn should you'd never need him again. Now it may be too late, for he has gone To The Place Where The Saviours Go and no one there wants to help. Not even your golden child.

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Tag, You're It by Zone769
05/13/2005

As the bottle spins in fast circles, I wonder how we got to this point. It all started with a simple game: you spin the bottle, you kiss whoever it lands on, no big deal. Then somehow it changed. It turned into a game of truth or dare--not a big deal either, right? But then, it changed again.

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Fifth-year student Minerva McGonagall is coerced by her friends to join them ogling the boys as they come in from Quidditch practice... but it isn't a boy who catches her attention.

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Casting Grouch by remus R us
09/13/2006

What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy. In short, mayhem ensues. These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.

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