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Picking up the Pieces by why_me_why_not
05/01/2005Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy have both had their lives turned upside down by recent events. When they find themselves on the same side, will they learn to get along? Or will something more than friendship develop?
Boys In the Sun by Plumeria
05/09/2006Sirius and Remus share a private moment in the sunshine.
Flight by Amethyst Jackson
05/29/2003It's Harry, Hermione, and a flying lesson.
Possessed by Sandra Solaria Dees
06/05/2002Harry's been keeping secrets from Sirius, Remus, Hermione and Ron for too long. What happens when he invites them to his house to tell them that he's married, and his *husband* is pregnant?
Heart Bound Love by Heather - the music
07/15/2003Something has happened to Harry, this may bring Ginny and Draco, close? An adventure and romance to help save the Boy Who Lived, the souls of many, and the adventure to bring the two star-crossed lovers that were meant- to-be, together. Who would have thought that these two would fall...in love? Perhaps the chaos and panic could bring the sweetest thing of all.
Loved for Seven Years by Admonda
03/17/2004Hermione has been in love for seven years but the object of her love has never seemed interested. A trip to the Forbidden Forest and she'll never be the same again.
A Boy and His Dog by Zimquist
03/04/2005Harry meets a dog that reminds him of Sirius.
Slash - You Decide by hornydevils
11/02/2002You decide what happens in this fic. It starts out as H/Hr, but you can change all that. As far as I'm aware, it's one of a kind!
The Perseus Complex by fish_in_boots
12/26/2003Percy Weasley is chosen to be the guinea pig for Voldemort's latest experiment just as his life starts coming apart at the seams.
AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in the diary given to her by Harry. From Harry sneaking into her bathroom (and acting just altogether odd), Head Girl duties, NEWTs, and hormones, to Ginny's attempts to set Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is slowly slipping out of her control. She's never needed a diary more in her entire life.
An Uncertain Future by Zazlx
07/21/2007Devastated by the deaths of her parents, Lily finds herself struggling to come to terms with the massive uncertainty inherent in a war-torn wizarding world. However, when Sirius flirts with Divination in an attempt to tease a smile to Lily's lips, he, Lily and James become trapped in another reality posing as the future. A spell cast to reveal the closest blood relative to Sirius should offer some chance of escape, but when it leads them directly to Draco Malfoy Lily finds herself asking whether morals are more important than happiness and whether a sense of right and wrong is ever worth sacrificing peace for. Ultimately, will Lily set her soul to rest, or only learn that the future never does the expected? Warnings: slash, language.
Your Life, My Life by whispersfromthepast
05/14/2003Did Draco make the right decision? He remembers and writes. H/D
The Dragon and the Dark One by Ripple
10/07/2004When Draco Malfoy's 18th birthday kicks off with having a random girl faint on top of him in a bar, he never dreamed that her half-crazed babblings were the key to a past buried so deeply that the he had never suspected its existance. But then, with names like Adrian Baddock ringing a bell, half-crazed Death Eaters refusing to cut their losses, and a bit of an identity closing in, the Slytherin dragon never assumed life would be easy. Co-produced by Emgee.
9 Month Stand by Botter_Charb
08/21/2002It's been a half a year since Hogwarts ended for these 3 couples. And they're finally beginning to get serious. While in two couples, one isn't so sure...but in the other..they can't wait...
The Pandora Incident by AbstractConcept
09/06/2007When Snape is thrown from his body, he takes refuge in an unlikely place, and it's up to Harry to set things right again. (Snarry, Post-DH)
Marry Me by Qweasley10
10/05/2003Why won't Ron just get some nerve and pop the question? Why won't Hermione?
Eservanix by Emily Granger
10/03/2003Having premonitions can sometimes be a good thing, but not always....
A Kiss to Say Good Morning by Bingblot
05/27/2003Harry and Hermione adjust to their relationship. And Ron proposing to Trelawney?! Find out why Ron said he would. A sequel to "All Because You Kissed Me Good Night".
Hermione and Snape by HarryPotter4077
04/06/2003Hermione and Snape fight a growing attraction for each other. Set in Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts.
Forever by Secret Weapon
12/30/2003An age reversal spell brings a sixteen year old Tom Riddle to Hogwarts. A very suspicious Harry Potter returns to school, scarred in more ways than one. Can the creation of the Dark Lord be stopped this time? Will the two enemies reconcile, or is Harry doomed to burn in his hatred forever? Slash.
Harry Potter and the Riasc Stone by Marian DeKay
05/05/2005Summer following Harry's fifth year brings surprises, more deaths, new faces, changed relationships and even a new love. Throw in the Black twins and a revelation from Dudley and Harry isn't quite sure of what is going on...
Harry - Star Rapper by Hermione Sweetheart
01/16/2004Harry enters a contest to sing...a rap song by Eminem, star Muggle rap artist. He finds out about other surprising entries, too. Lots of fun.
The Butterfly Effect by James_Bow
12/17/2002In the sequel to 'The Grandfather Paradox' and 'Future Shock,' it is now ten years after Wesley's strange arrival at Hogwarts. Voldemort has fallen, and everyone is getting on with their lives. Why is Wesley arranging to leave England, however?
To Live Again by Karilyn
07/02/2004Hermione is in her seventh year. When something is taken away from her, will she learn to live again or will life seep out of her? Will Harry be able to awaken her? Begins Draco/Hermione, ends Harry/Hermione.
A Love That Will Last Forever by SillySeal313
03/20/2003Harry defeated Voldemort in his seventh year at Hogwarts, and declared his love for Hermione. Her reaction wasn't what he expected. They meet again six years later.``(Harry/Hermione)
Never A Tale Of More Woe by Liss Havilland
10/02/2002The story of the Grey Lady. Ravenclaw student Miss Anna Chartwell falls in love with a Slytherin, but, as they say, "the path of true love ne'er did run smooth", and tragedy awaits the young couple.
Contract Creature by Era Telris
05/16/2005Albus Dumbledore is sent a letter and asked to meet a stranger in Hogsmeade, who calls himself Lord Dragonvieux - a title that is completely alien to the Headmaster's knowledge. A proposition is made: "I’ll give you the fall of Voldemort for one Severus Snape and an education." Who is this person? How is he powerful enough to guarantee enough power to stop the terror that a war is based on? What does he want with Severus Snape?
You Will Always Come Home by pottergurl1516
12/15/2004About fifteen years ago boy of seventeen was found on a Maine beach. He only remembered one name and that is James, but who is he really? After an ordeal at work, James and his family move to Surrey. Fiona, James's oldest ``daughter is accepted to Hogwarts, and they are thrown into the wizarding world head-first. Who is this Harry Potter they speak so fondly of? And how is James and his family connected?
Queen of Hearts by Alvira
07/11/2005*written for the Big Bang, Baby H/D challenge* A spectre is haunting Harry -- the responsibility of his destiny. It looms over his future and, more importantly, over the future of his friends. Harry is determined to exorcise this spectre for the greater good, but on the way, he enters into a few unholy alliances ...
Love at First Sight by Ally
10/18/2002It's about what could happen if an American came to Hogwarts in Harry's Seventh Year. A worn-out plotline, true, but I think I spiced it up a bit.
Unyielding Passions by Amorina Weasley
04/12/2004Harry gets an invitation and an unexpected kiss. Will one surprise change his life forever? And will that change be a good one or not?
A Little Toil of Love by Afreen
11/28/2004This story relates to James Potter’s sixth Year in Hogwarts, when he’s just mustering up his courage to make Lily``understand his true feelings. Who would have thought that someone who wasn’t even alive could help him understand where he was going wrong. It’s a WAFF.
I'm With You by krystina
04/15/2004A typical Ginny Weasley horrible day. Will it turn out to be more horrible because she bumps into someone, or will it turn her views around?
Post Bellum by ginandironic
04/01/2005Harry has memory loss after the last battle with Voldemort; Ron tries to help him regain it.
I Dream of Fandom by Diricawl
04/05/2004The inhabitants of Hogwarts are having trouble sleeping. Why? Because of nightmares, of course. But not just any nightmares; they\'re dreaming about the Fandom, and that\'s enough to scare anyone. No one\'s going to be sleeping tonight...
The Prophet's Prophet by Wolfcat
03/23/2004Harry Potter: The Boy Who Loved?``By Rita Skeeter````In these months since He Who Must Not Be Named has been defeated, everyone in the wizarding world has watched our hero try to live an ordinary life. He appears to be succeeding, but still, there is one question: has he found love?````In which Harry is the last person to find the answer to that question. (Harry/Ron)
Just A Boy by Fyre
01/17/2003Viktor Krum, famous Quidditch Player, Tri-Wizard tournament competitor, young, free and...absolutely terrifed of approaching a certain girl for a date. This is the missing scene in the library :)
Harry Potter and the Traitor in Power by lor’a’l
06/10/2002Harry is having a good summer. But then he finds that Dumbledore's been sacked and has a price on his head, Fudge is Headmaster, and Draco will be living with him. Then the school year comes and EVERYTHING is completely screwed up. Fifth year fic.
Forbidden Love by DracosGirl
06/16/2003Draco and Hermione are inexplicably drawn towards each other and soon they start to fall for one another in a forbidden love. Meanwhile Lucius is helping the Dark Lord in regaining power, and not to mention, Muggle and Mudblood torture... Rated R for language, and some sex related humour-later chapters will have violence and sex...
Scam of the Century by Adel
02/25/2005My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm about to screw Draco Malfoy out of just over 160 million galleons. Take that split 11 ways- you do the math.
No Going Back by Phasera
05/16/2004The moment has arrived at last. Harry confronts his most hated enemy, Lord Voldemort. You think you already know the outcome? Think again. (Developing into a H/D fic, methinks, which is slash, btw. Just wanted to try it.) ;)
After the Ball by Nineveh
08/23/2005"Sit not too proudly on thy throne, Think on thy sisters, them that fell; Not all the hosts of Babylon Could save her from the jaws of hell." How had they come to this, the three Black sisters, so full of promise as they had been that night? How had each of them been so blind, so foolish, to let the others fall? A sequel to
Harry Potter and the Wonders of the Web by Siofra The Elf
10/31/2004To throw off the Death Eaters, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny are staying at Hermione’s house for the summer. When Ron sees Hermione’s computer, it sparks questions, explanations and ego searches. What happens when they discover that there are six million, two hundred and forty thousand matches for Harry’s name?
The Prophecy of Descendants by Kerrison
06/04/2007An ancient prophecy is fulfilled when the Order Members try to wipe-out the Death Eater camp. The trio must each adapt to their new roles as their lives are irrevocably changed and new partnerships are formed.
Through the Eyes of an Elf by Lallie
12/16/2003House elves have watched the residents of Hogwarts for years. This is the retelling of a sticky love triangle between Harry, Ginny and Draco from the perspective of a dedicated house elf.
Losing Harry by taylorj828
01/11/2010A wizard has disappeared, and the Ministry is refusing to investigate; Albus Potter is in the Hogwarts infirmary, and Ginny and Hermione are arguing over Harry's peculiar behavior. All is not as it should be. HPDH+Epilogue compliant.
Sibling Advice by seomensnowlocke
07/29/2006Ron wants to help Ginny as she recovers from her break-up with Harry. Ron discovers that in order for him to help Ginny, Ron will have to let Ginny help him, as well. A two-part fic written after HBP to show what lies under all of that sibling rivalry.
Chronicles of Darkness: Dark Measures by Lauren Snape
02/19/2003Dark times call for dark measures. Sirius is in training to become and Auror, and is in turn training his boss, Zenobia, how to be human. Remus struggles against the curse that binds him. Can he ever have a real life, or, for that matter, a real relationship? A MWPP fic that will chronicle the first war against Voldemort.
The Will To Live by ZeroCool
07/25/2003The sixth year of Hogwarts proves to be a hard year for everyone as news of Voldemort’s return spreads to the entire wizarding world. For Snape, especially, when his dangerous life of spying ends when the Dark Lord finds out about his disloyalty, for some reasons, he loses his will to live also...
Come Undone by Lady W
06/02/2003The past changes the future, but the present changes everything. When four people come together can they change the past and create a new future for themselves? Or will their previous mistakes come back to haunt them? A Draco/Hermione Tom/Ginny story.
Wherein Hermione S. Granger Considers the Colour Red by Ursula
01/02/2003The only thing worse than cherishing a secret fondness for a boy who would never look twice at you and whom you would probably smack in the nose for presumption if he did, Hermione thought, was feeling this way about two people and not being able to tell them apart. But she wasn't thinking about that sort of thing; she had a riddle to solve.
Harry Potter and the Dark Lord Defeated? by Carlitta
03/02/2002Harry knows that the Dark Lord is planning another attack on him so this time he will be prepared. There is just one thing that is revealed that he wasn't quite prepared for...
The Curse of Loki Trickster by Slytherific
12/19/2003In a Hogwarts student’s Seventh Year, the weeks between the last NEWT exam and the end of term usually seem like they’ll never end! But when the Norse Trickster God, Loki, curses Ron Weasley with nine lives, the Slytherins decide that Ron needs to die -- repeatedly. Hey, it’s something to do! They devise a contest to see who can kill Weasley in the most embarrassing fashion. Who will win the contest, and how will Harry feel when it's Draco's turn?
Hermione Granger has a painful secret...
In the Midst of Love and Evil by Empress of Chaos
12/20/2001A "new" legacy begins at Hogwarts, and Hermione’s the only one who knows she’s in the middle of it all… or does she? And can she protect Hogwarts from a force no wizard, not even Dumbledore, could possibly hope to survive?
The Subtle Science and Exact Art by After the Rain
09/30/2004A look into the Potions Master's head during his opening-of-term speech.
Forgotten by devils_biatch
12/26/2003Recently leaving Hogwarts, Pansy proposes to Draco, however, seeing ``greener pastures Pansy refuses... Believing he lost the love of his life, Draco drinks, and the same night sleeps and marries unsuspecting Ginny Weasley. A couple of years later, noticing an announcement in the papers of a wedding between Draco and Pansy, Ginny confronts Draco with his child. Soon after, Blaise comes up in the show, hence the plot thickens. There's revenge, deception, jealousy and of ``course, love. R/r
Few Winners In This Game by Laura Owen
02/08/2002The first chapter of an indiscriminately long fic. Future chapters will be set during Harry's 6th and possibly 7th year. Hate calling it a romance because there is more to it than that.
Curse of the Moon by NightSpear
10/07/2003From the age of five, Remus J. Lupin was feared by some and despised by the rest. He had only his immediate family--until he was accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This is the story of a young werewolf, trying to grow up in a world that is already beginning to darken with the shadow of Voldemort, and the friends who stand by him through the journey.
On the Mating Habits of Homo Sapiens Lycanthropus by StarryGazer
01/08/2005SLASH. A humorous, slightly fluffy Snupin. See the complicated relationships of Homo sapiens lycanthropus. This was meant to be done in the style of an ancient National Geographic (the flat voiced narrator, the uber-respectful adjectives applied to the ‘stately’ and ‘wondrous’ creatures of Mother Nature) but Hermione, the POV character, had her own ideas. She’s a bit…snippy in this one. Ah, well.
N. O. B. H. W. F. by netbyrd
12/04/2004They like to pretend that they are One big happy Weasley family, but they really are not. H/Hr
The Dreams by Karen
11/21/2002Draco has dreams about everyone. Talks about all Draco ships. (Involves slash)
Consequences With Love by Daphne
09/07/2003They were totally wrong for each other. I mean totally. Different houses, families that hate each other, different in personality....everything.``Then the both of them start having dreams. Dreams about the other. ``They are in a room. Misty. You cant see anything. Until the other shows up.``pain....``They dont know whats going on, so they keep trying to hate each other. But love has a very different path for them.
Stubborn As Sin by Licca
05/01/2003Helga would never forgive lord Salazar Slytherin for what he did to Rowena. But Rowena had forgiven him, and now, he was coming to help them found a school for magic. But how will that work when the relationship between Salazar and Helga is as strained as it can get?
The Hospital Wing by Siofra The Elf
08/02/2004After the incident in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione wakes up in the hospital wing with no idea what's happened. Luckily for her, Ron is there to fill her in. Sequel to Essence of Murtlap.
So It Goes by Mrs_Snape
06/24/2008Will he let his feelings get in the way of his sense of duty? Normally, he would not, but things get complicated when Draco actually lets someone see him smile.
Winter Story by Mary Stardust
03/11/2003Harry, Hermione and Ron spend Christmas at Hogwarts. An innocent snowball fight leads to another...
Ashes By Now by Amaya Haruko
05/14/2005He started out as an unwanted guest, became a friend, then she realized she loved him. Things were never simple when Draco Malfoy was involved...
One Hundred Years by NYCDreamer
08/09/2004A tale of one hundred years containing friends and foes, lovers and enemies, love and hate, and most of all, the tale of Harry and Ginny. ~*~ Harry defeats Lord Voldemort with Ginny at his side but in the process, he kills a Death Eater he feels may have been under the Imperius Curse. Afraid to hurt Ginny, he flees but will he ever return?
Walking Fire by Leda's daughters
02/17/2003A girl is woken in the night by a scream and a hulking shadow can be seen in the grounds. What is happening? What is the golden rose and what does it have to do with her friend's relationship?
Love at Hogwarts by Jessi
09/23/2002Harry and Hermione like each other, but can either of them realize it with out the help of they're best friends, Ron, Ginny, & Lavender?
It's Just a Nightmare by wellingtonboots
09/01/2005Harry is Voldemort's son! Will Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, still fight for the Light or will he choose to be Lord Voldemort's heir?
Lord Voldemort's Christmas Carol by Sophiax
12/16/2006Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, Arthur Weasley (as Bob Cratchit) as Lord Voldemort’s clerk, and a cameo by the Dursleys. Also past Tom/Minerva.
Harry Potter and the Heartwood Arrow by BloodTraitor
01/25/2005The prophecy gone, Voldemort turns his attention back to his original goal: kill Harry Potter! ``If that wasn't enough, Harry must also deal with NEWT level classes, weapon dueling lessons, and a sneaky Slytherin. ``Then there's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Ron and Hermione's escalating feuds, and his new girlfriend!
Love's Labor by Bobotuber Pus
09/23/2003Witness the magic in the birthing room of Malfoy Manor as Narcissa's first grandchild is born.
Less Like Them, More Like Me by GinnyWolf
06/22/2005“I’m gonna be who I want to be. Not gonna be what you want me to be, not gonna be your star anymore, gonna get what I want.” *Slash warning.*
Toeing the Line by Water Nymph
07/18/2002The dream team are done at Hogwarts, and are out in the real world. With Same-as-always!Harry, exasperated!Hermione, lovesick!Ron, and of course cameos from all our other fav HP characters! Harry and Ron are sharing a flat in London, Hermione is in her own not to far away. We'll follow them through failed dating attempts, their new jobs, and find out how well their friendship really has stood up to time. Centering mostly around the boy who lived and his brainiac best friend, we watch them try to cope with things they've known for a long time- things that scare the **** out of them! And on top of everything else... Voldemort's evil deeds have been non existent for months- but has he really gone away?
Out of Time by TheWitchQueen
04/10/2006Remus is looking forward to his last year at Hogwarts, and even though he knows it'll be no easier than the previous years, some facts are going to make this the toughest. Slight AU (though not really, as we'll never really know what actually happened).
Warm Spell on a Cold Night by Penguin
07/22/2002Harry and Draco keep running into each other in the Hogwarts grounds at night. And some encounters can melt the snow. (Slash.)
To Die Without Pain by ginny1313
10/12/2003In a time of darkness, Ginny calls on an old friend for help.
Confused Memories by kitty72885
01/05/2004While on vacation, Mac rediscovers powers she once had. However, there's always a catch... (JAG/Harry Potter crossover)
Revenge Is Sweet by Gwendolyn James
10/17/2004When the three Black sisters get together, anything can happen! Not your typical LuciusNarcissa fic.
Flames by Sparkling_Potion
06/07/2004The twisted story of a God and a Worshipper, but who fits what role? Voldemort and Bellatrix each tell their side of the story, mingling past with present, love with death and destruction with hope. ``Rated for incest and sexual violence.
Drowning in Crimson by WitchyFerret
05/11/2004Hermione receives a startling letter from Viktor Krum in her seventh year at Hogwarts. When his old school, Durmstrang, suddenly turns horribly wrong, she, Harry, Ron, Viktor, and his friends must combat the entire horde of well trained dark wizards from Bulgaria...but as they do so, Hermione finds out some things about love, friendship, loyalty, and herself.
The Death Eater's Daughter by sunnychristian
09/26/2009A Partner Story. To be read following The Progeny of the Pure-Blood: She was only here because Draco needed her. If she'd known what was in store, she might have reconsidered. Surprises, danger, drama, tragedy, and The Boy Who Lived - Would she be sorry that she'd come?
A Bedtime Story by emiime
01/13/2007Arthur Weasley tells his six sons a bedtime story.
Lovers in a Dangerous Time by Elske
04/26/2002Mostly a Penelope story, also starring Ron (yes, this is Penny-n-Ron) and Percy and Oliver...cameos by Neville and Harry and Hermione, of course.
Angelus Candidus by RosieG
06/20/2003Riddled as he is with guilt concerning Cedric's death and his constant, gnawing fear since Voldemort's return, Harry's life has taken a turn for the worse. Ginny Weasley is forced to watch from afar as her brother's best friend wastes away before her eyes, powerless to stop it. But Harry's silent cries have been heard. Another shares his anguish and his only wish is to relieve Harry of it. This is a story of love, compassion and most importantly, forgiveness. Life, is just the beginning.
Demons, Death Eaters and Malfoys by Potters Rogue
09/02/2004Boy meets girl. Boy and girl grow to hate each other. Boy and girl run into each other on prefect duty and realise that they don’t hate each other as much as they thought… but what would happen if boy’s father and girl’s best friends were to find out that girl and boy don’t hate each other as much as everyone initially thought?
Like No Tomorrow by whispersfromthepast
09/01/2003Harry finds out what is wrong with Draco, but is he already too late? Sequel to Too Selfless. H/D
One Blue Line by Blondebouncingferret
08/05/2004Fred, George and Ron find a Muggle pregnancy test in the bin... and Ginny's been ill for the past few days... any connection? Harry/Ginny.
The Hidden Lake by Tbaby
09/27/2004After finding a hidden lake, Hermione is driven into the hands of her true love. Many ships, heartbreak, romance, and betrayal.
Memories Of Days Gone By by MadisonS
10/10/2001Two people are getting married, and Harry is left to think about his days gone by...
Harry Potter and an Untrustworthy Alliance by OverTheStars87
10/10/2004Harry thought that after graduation life would be easier. But when an old enemy shows who he really is and asks for his help, will Harry be willing to give his trust and the love of his life to him? And with Voldemort still at large and searching for revenge, will Harry be able to keep his head, or will his life come crashing down arond him?
Now & Then by Princess Arianna
07/07/2003Lorelei Hayes and Remus Lupin fell in love at Hogwarts. Ministry laws prevented them from getting married or having any children, but Fate had other plans.``Each chapter either takes place in the present (PoA-centric), or the past (Marauder-era).
Waltz Before Sunrise by Cadey
07/04/2002Ever wonder what happens at Hogwarts when most everyone is asleep? Thoughts, love, and dancing. For there must always be a waltz before sunrise - before everything happens.
Dracoula: The Vampire Within by Spider-Bat
01/22/2005Thousands of years ago, there lived an evil vampire named Dracula. He took many victims, but was finally crusified by Dr. Van Helsing. The coffin Dracula's ashes reside in has traveled many miles from Transilvania to a large forest on the edge of Great Britian. The scientists on Dracula's case thought it best for him to be in solitude. So, years later, a boy named Draco Malfoy was running through the forest when he stumbled on the box.
Second Chances by Lis Riba
02/18/2003After failing his Death Eater initiation in the summer between his fourth and fifth years, Draco Malfoy lost everything. His only refuge is Hogwarts, but he'll have to forge a new path if he wants to survive. There's a lot of ground to cover, and he's already burned many of his bridges. Can Draco stand on his own, without money, status, family, or former friends to back him up?
Even the best plan has its flaws.
When Dudley met Harry by Evil Respiratory Disease
04/13/2004Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that.