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A Kazlikanified Summer by Kazlikan
07/05/2002Okay, they call this chapter one...but it's PART one! Anyway, it's the summer before Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts...and we're AT Hogwarts, meeting a rather annoying, happy-go-lucky blond who has her heart set on annoying the teachers to death; but as she's staying with Hagrid and enrolling the next year, they have to be...um, neutral. Part One involves McGonagall and the Green Cloak, Snape and Dipsomania, and Dumbledore and the Ho-ho's.
Serpent's Embrace by TheQueenOfTheDamned
02/04/2006After disappearing for over six months, Draco Malfoy is back and he has a mission to complete. The Dark Lord has given him one more chance, and one chance only, to fulfil the task so many before him have already failed to carry out … capturing Harry Potter. During this quest Draco encounters terrible loss, moments of the greatest joy and ceaseless loneliness while he tries to find not an altered state of mind, but a safer place in an unsafe world with the nearness of death and rapture in the skip of a heartbeat.
Arglwydd, Dyma Fi by Aleathiel
07/13/2003Lucius approaches his Lord, his task complete, but his heart broken.
Harry Potter and the Elemental Heirs by butterflychaser
02/15/2005Its the trio's seventh and final year at Hogwarts and strange things are bound to happen. Mysterious glades, bamboozling riddles, crazy adventures, really evil plots, and plenty of romance are waiting for you. H/G with R/Hr on a side dish.
Bring Me to Life by ZzzShiroNeko
10/08/2003A songfic to Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life". Post-Hogwarts.... Harry Potter's thoughts on being the Boy-who-Lived and the Boy Forgotten.
Harry Potter and the Hoax of Durmstrang by Fenix Fetherz
05/29/2002Harry Potter, in his fifth year a Hogwarts, is again pulled into an exciting adventure...this time to...DURMSTRANG. He is there to find something he has lost and uncover a secret to his past. He fights against evil while struggling to understand his family history. He realizes his feelings toward Hermione Granger. Harry discovers the true meaning of love, passion, despair, and hope.
The Dark Is Cold by Celebrian_Angel
07/18/2004Post-Ootp. Sirius is dead, and I as good as killed him. Anyone and everyone can tell me over and over that it wasn’t my fault, but I can see they don’t believe a word of it. Harry isn't talking, and Hermione is worried. However, she can't get him to talk. And why is Draco Malfoy the only one who can? But when the tide turns against Draco, Harry has to decide where his loyalties lie...
Harry Potter and the Book of Amun Ra by Jedi Buttercup
07/15/2004When Voldemort asked for "immortality," he should have specified "immortal life" ...
Connection by Sickened Sweetheart
04/06/2008A lot can happen in a few hours...you could get in a fight with the one you love...and you could find a lover in someone completely unexpected...
Fallen from the Sky by Tatonner
07/28/2007It seemed to Oliver that there had always been something so seemly about her. Why hadn't he noticed it before?
The Fanfic Author and Sirius Black by BlueCanary
06/18/2003Set in the days of MWPP, a strange American transfer student joins Hogwarts. *gasp* A Mary Sue? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Well, maybe if you stretched it really far. Like taffy!
If Tears Could Build a Staircase by Argenteus Draco
01/17/2003"If tears could build a staircase, And memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven, And bring you home again." The thoughts of Sirius Black during three turning points in his life: Halloween, 1981, a lonely night in Azkaban that has no official date, and a day five years later when a question is asked that only brings memories of that first night all those years ago...
Search Party by ABlack
07/21/2006Harry admits he was wrong. The trio plus one start on a journey to find and destroy the final four horcruxes.
Summer before sixth year. Harry has a few interesting discussions over the summer break before heading back to Hogwarts, discussions that will shape the fate of the entire world. Chapter 1: Albus Dumbledore decides to pay Harry a long overdue visit at Privet Drive.
Weasley Wedding Woes by Molly Moon
08/07/2003On her wedding night, Hermione discovers that the best cure for a hangover is a heaping dose of sarcasm. Based on a true story.
By My Side by Lia Pendragon
01/05/2003A songfic to 'By My Side' from the musical Godspell. Hermione can't fall asleep. Something is keeping her from her slumber. A vision makes her fear for Harry's life. She goes out in search of him, but he finds her. A letter is going to change their lives... it is the final showdown between Harry and Voldemort.
If it is Willed by TheSecludedScoundrel
06/20/2006Hermione\'s world is thrown into chaos. She is trapped, while Harry tries desperately to save her. However, he may not be her hero in the end. Trials and failures in love can strengthen the heart. Sometimes the most unlikely people do the most unimaginable things.
Can I Keep Him? by TeenTypist
07/06/2006“Can I keep him?” Mrs. Weasley simply stared, looking back and forward between her daughter and the young man standing in front of the fireplace, dripping wet. Ginny looked imploringly at her mother. “My Gran is dead. Just for a little while. Please?”
Pretty Things by Mad_McSutton
06/13/2004Two first-year professors, one Astronomy Tower, and more than a bit of fluff. Here's the happy ending to the Harry-Draco chronicles... (Slash: Harry/Draco)
Absolution: A Marauder's Tale by Gemmika Black
05/21/2005When Harry enters his seventh year of Hogwars a marvelous gift awaits him... Follow Harry as he uncovers the adventures of MWPP and their seven years at Hogwarts! Quotes: Remus: "Life is to short to spend it hating the only person you will ever love..." James: "A LOVE POTION!?!" "I'll never leave your side Lils..." Sirius: "Well at least HE didn't kiss me..." "Brothers come before girls Prongs..." Lily: "Are you from a country where it is okay to invite yourself into a conversation?" "If you don't leave me alone I'm going to shove these prongs into your forehead..." Erin: "All I ever did was love him and look at me now..." "...I want his mark on my first born child..."
Darkest Desires by Xenoia Karris
12/23/2002Hermione Granger is standing outside her house. It lies in ruins, floating high above the Dark Mark glitters down over her, taunting her. Her parents are dead, her life is destroyed, she wants only one thing. Vengence. How unlikely that she would find those means in none other than Draco Malfoy.
Threnody for an Ordinary World by Queenish
04/22/2007Snape is a jaded chemistry professor with a past and Hermione is a student in desperate need of help.
Changing Channels by TheTreacleTart
12/10/2004A new business venture sparks an old rivalry… and hits primetime.
Meant to Be by Caeyle
10/31/2002A bit of contemplation... why? Why ``Lily and not Sirius? And how are you supposed to love two people at ``once?
Angelina gives advice and comfort to Hermione, assuring her that, though, yes, the Weasleys are completely clueless, there can be hope.
Into the Depths of Nephthys by Anya Camille
03/21/2004Lyra sat up in bed, gasping for air, her heart thumping. Thump. Thump. She closed her eyes and felt the sweat trickle down her back, slide down her face, and then she was crying as she clenched at the sheets, her knuckles white and her fingernails digging into the palms of her hands...
Worth the Pain by Lalita
07/15/2003Hermione reflects on how, through so many struggles and heartbreaks, she and Harry managed to find true love.
Last Tears Have Fallen by Orlando Bloom
01/31/2003Ginny stared out over the ocean, a tear spilled down her cheek and the man held her closer. "You're thinking of him again," he said. A story from Ginny's P.O.V.
The Way We Were by aihjah
01/23/2006Werewolves are also people. From a year before the death of the Potters to a few years before his teaching post at Hogwarts, we follow Lupin through his lycanthropic acquaintances--wretched, stunning, hypocritical, slightly mad, fiercely radical and simply, undeniably human.
A look into the lives of the the Potters and the Weasleys, the Weasleys, and more Weasleys. They were a family. Nothing could change that.
Harry Potter and the Serpent's Son by Draco's Girl
06/30/2002In Harry’s fifth year, Snape’s son, Salazar, comes to Hogwarts. He is sorted into Slytherin, for a good reason, and is the same age as Harry, born on New Year’s. All is well until Severus is afflicted with unexpected illness and pain that never ends throughout the year. It turns into what promises to be a most interesting year indeed. Includes almost all genres.
Fortunate Son by Riibu
07/12/2004Voldemort's power grows. Bartemius Crouch, Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, has decided to save the Wizarding world. He fights the Death Eaters with extreme measures. Meanwhile, his son becomes one. Why did that happen? This is the story of Bartemius Crouch, Jr.
Must Be by ObliviousTrace
03/22/2005The world is dissolving into sharp lines and black and white images. Hermione protects herself with fantasies, only surviving with the hope of things that could be, should be, must be. Very dark.
Snow Angel a Christmas Story by Kinoryo
12/26/2003Since Hermione Granger was a little girl, she would write Santa a letter every year. Every year she'd ask for toys and books. When she got older, around nine, once she'd read so many stories where the leading lady and leading man lived Happily Ever After, she started wanting her own Happily Ever After. So when it came time to write Santa a letter that year, she requested only one thing. She requested that she would someday have her own Happily Ever After. When her Christmas wish never came true, Hermione stopped believing in Santa. Little did she know, was that her Christmas wish would come true, just seven years after she wished it.
Self-Revelation by Jaimy the Mystic Angel
11/10/2003Ron has been in denial for a long time. And now it is time for him to realize what he's really known all along...
Distractions by Merin
04/03/2005Draco's trying to study but Harry isn't cooperating.
Dress Robes and Disasters by Audrey Prynne
07/09/2006The night of the Yule Ball went far beyond what Harry saw. This is a series of vignettes about lesser known characters and what they did that Christmas night. Later chapters will include Ginny, Malfoy, possibly Snape, and an off-chance of Peeves, with appearances from the giant squid and Myrtle. This chapter: Eloise Midgen. Why would she want to go to the Yule Ball? It's not as if anyone will ask her.
Three Acts by painfulclarity
08/01/2004The story of Remus and Sirius, told in three acts: the beginning, the middle, and the end.
Impressed by WeasleyLuvr
11/13/2002R/Hr Fluffyness... Ron comes in from Quidditch practice to find Hermione. He asks her a question. She has flashback... General Fluffyness abounds
Coming Around by Carmen Black
02/08/2007Lily knows that she's falling for James. She thinks back, coming to terms with how such an unlikely thing happened.
The Amazing Race: Harry Potter Style by Carey Ann Lupin
12/05/2005The Amazing Race is truly...Amazing. But what would happen if the wizards from the Harry Potter world and Muggles from the States were to get together and embark on this Amazing Race? Humor and 'Sirius'ness ensues...
The Battle of Wounded Knee by Miss Yetigoosecreature
01/23/2004A prequel to the “Best Laid Plans” series. When Viktor is injured during a Quidditch match, he seems determined to prove the old saying that great athletes make terrible patients. Between dealing with the injury, the Healers, and each other, Viktor and Hermione find that the people you love the most can also drive you the craziest. A broken leg can be a pain. Sometimes, so can the patient...
I'll Be Yours by Stellar Snape
07/12/2003Severus Snape comforts an aching soul...and finds something he has been looking for and missing for so long.
Worth the Risk by Bingblot
05/05/2003James makes a decision; are Lily and James through? Not if Sirius has anything to say about it...
The Beginning of the End by Annatar
08/24/2005A sharp contrast exists between Harry's seventh year and the Marauders'. Follow Harry as he uses Lupin, Ron, and Hermione in destroying the remaining Horcruxes and preparing for the final battle with Voldemort. At the same time, get insight into the lives of the Marauders as they prepare to leave school and join the original Order of the Phoenix to help battle Voldemort and the Death Eaters. But it's not all action and adventure for the characters. They find strength and warmth in love and compassion from the unlikeliest of places.
The Curse of the Bambino by Hysterical Hystorian
11/19/2004Bill Weasley, Curse Breaker, receives a plea from the Boston Red Sox baseball club in America. In order to complete the mission, he sends two agents to assist the club in breaking the 86-year-old curse on the team. Baseball will never be the same.
"You tilt your head up and look at me, and our eyes meet. You raise your face slightly and our lips meet in a kiss that grows to fire, a fire burning with sadness and the escapist desire in us all. I know it is wrong, and I know that you are looking for something other than what I have to offer you, but we still do it. In times such as these, what does it matter, anyway?"
Marauders through the Years by Sushinase
01/31/2004Ever wanted to know
Show Me Your Colours by SummrMagic
03/31/2004*AU* Hermione returns to England and meets James Potter and Sirius Black, who want to set her up with Harry, James' son. Will sparks fly? Not if their significant others have anything to say about it! **contains J/L**
The Worst of Two Evils by Sea Chelle
11/27/2003Draco Malfoy is sent on a Death Eater mission to exterminate Harry Potter - but in the past. When he encounters a four year old child, he finds himself at a loss. Will he be able to complete his orders?
Forbidden by MisfitMalfoy
03/22/2006Draco fancies Harry, but since the Yule Ball, he hasn’t been able to get Pansy Parkinson off his ass; it doesn’t help he’s completely unsure of his sexuality, since he’s hopelessly attracted to a young man he’d spent the last five years hating to the very core. It just so happens that Harry is the one person the Dark Lord wants, and under his word, Draco must kill him. Harry secretly likes Draco, though like he’d tell his current girlfriend, Ginny, that. It doesn’t help he knows Draco is a Death Eater in training…but as he’s told himself so many times…he can’t help it. When they both take separate trips to London over the summer, will that all change, or will they be drowned in their current relationships?
Away From Home by samvimes
08/22/2003Some idle talk amongst the Marauders about scary stories leads Remus Lupin to recall his first time in the Shrieking Shack, and it isn't pleasant...
Heliopaths are a myth. Everyone (except Luna) knows
The Fifth Founder by Stolen Angel
02/27/2002The story of the founding of Hogwarts, from a different point of view.
Wolf and Child by Showna
09/20/2003After the death of her parents, Hermione goes to live with Remus Lupin. Slowly, she begins to see him as a father, but will he allow himself to accept the love of a daughter he never had?
Remembrance by Airiviel
08/10/2003Hermione and Harry. Can't say much more, or I'll give stuff away.
Through the Eyes of a Dragon by AvalonianStar
07/08/2003"Hear my silent prayer, heed my quiet call, when the dark of night surrounds you. Step into my side, lurk inside the light, you will know that I have found you." ~Dreamcatcher by: Secret Garden
I Lost a World by Mary G
10/11/2003It's hard to talk, this summer. [Harry and Hermione.]
When Fred and George nicked the Marauder's Map from the drawer in Filch's office, it was blank. How did they figure out what it was and how to use it?
Utopia is created with the intention of a perfect world for wizards and witches alike. Their wildest imaginations and dreams take place in Utopia. Of course, with their dreams come their horrifying nightmares. The complex plot weaves in and out the large cast of characters. There’s adventure, betrayal, and romance. Just because Voldemort’s gone doesn’t mean that evil is still there…
Vanity Fare by Candyman
07/09/2002She is the outsider. He can give everything Ginny yearns for: adoration, love and need. But Harry's love is not returned. The mixture of a night filled with dark magic and a desperate wish for acceptance, grant her her wish ``of beauty and power beyond description that shows how the purity of love can be twisted for power, and adoration. As she sinks deeper into the mire of power, making people kill themselves at her command, the only one who may have a chance at saving Ginny from damnation is the one person who she always wanted. But will Harry be able to reach into Ginny's mind, to find the real Ginny so that they can claim back her soul?
Dark Lady by Yelene-ryudream
01/06/2006Many years before Harry’s battles against the Dark Lord, a group of teenagers were faced with the first rising of the terrible Lord Voldemort and the girl that held all the answers.
Beloved by where_is_truth
10/31/2003Marauders-era. Even in Hogwarts, where being different is the norm, adolescents can be cruel. Severus Snape isn't the only student who wishes he could sometimes be invisible in the face of cruelty. Someone else has that same wish-- but she has acted on it. SS/OC, first of a three-part series, but can be read alone.
Come What May by Max
10/11/2002Hermione is engaged to the handsome Caledon Fox. Since diappearing 5 years ago, she's thinking about Harry now more than ever. Will Hermione follow her heart or her obligation?
To Mudden a Serpent's Heart by pawprint22
02/07/2003Lucius Malfoy has long been perceived as a heartless Death Eater. However, somewhere beneath all that coldness lies a desire to bring back the memories of a daughter who died in the clutches of Voldemort.
Sunrise Goodbye by airkiss
05/17/2003A Sixth Year Draco Malfoy, who is growing up nicely in a devilish way. So what should this fic be: A passionate tale of slash? A depressing gloom-and-doom piece? A comedy of kinkiness starring our favourite blond boy? All right, how about trying for something completely unexpected here – Draco Malfoy meets a Hogwarts girl who says "Draco WHO?" (Well, sort of) It's a bit different, you might say...
To Snog In A Bathroom by SillySeal313
02/27/2003Hermione goes on a walk one night and meets up with Hannah Abbott. The result? Much snogging!
Swinging the Vote by Wormykins
05/06/2005It's election time again, and Remus Lupin has a reputation for being a tough voter to win over. Why is this, and will anyone ever succeed? Inspired by UK election canvassing, of all things.
War's End by Rae Rihanna
12/03/2006As he enters his sixth year, Draco Malfoy has a rather full plate. His father's in Azkaban, the Dark Lord has begun the final plans to destroy Harry Potter, he must secure his place in the pureblood politics and maintain his title as Prince of Slytherin, and prove himself worthy by his seventeenth birthday to claim the title of Voldemort's heir. But what's Ginny Weasley got to do with all of this and why can't Draco stop thinking about her?
The Curse of Ravenclaw Tower by distinctly dotty
11/09/2005It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and, due to the events of the previous year, he's a manic depressive with a fixation with death, Hermione's got the worst documented case of PMT in the history of Hogwarts, and poor Ron's got all this to deal with. Then along comes the Curse of Ravenclaw Tower, something that makes Ron's day that little bit worse. Also featuring in this comic tale are Ginny, Neville and Luna (because I like to make everyone suffer).
So This Is It by Theoretical Gutter
10/14/2001Four friends are united by fate, four friends become divided by one of their own. Indeed, being Harry Potter's friends can be suicide...
When Dragons Are Born Without Wings by Wandering Dragoness
12/19/2004Dreah Lestrange-- Ex-Slytherin, Quidditch Star, Ex-Dragon Breeder, Caretaker of Draco Malfoy, Matchmaker, and Master of Sarcasm and Wit. Yes. Meet her. Know her. Mock her and love her. HP/DM, GW/NT, Dreah/CW
Gwen: The Beginning by JoKing
09/30/2002It starts the Summer after the 5th book, Gwen Aldan is an average girl until she finds out she's a merlin. Her mother was a Muggle-hater and her father was a servant of the dark lord. But some things are not what they seem...
Harry Potter and the Battle for the Light by IdSayWhyNot
04/07/2010Six years after the Light side's resounding defeat at the Battle for Hogwarts, Harry and the rest of the resistance have managed to survive in a Voldemort-controlled Britain. But they need to do more than survive - they need to win. (Features a strong plot, large-scale battles, romance, action, death, new and old characters.)
Harry Potter and the Lost Twin by Imbemenelien
02/23/2004Harry still blames himself for Sirius's death, Hermione finds someone in France that looks just like Harry, Ginny and Luna meet a sixth year that has transferred from Beauxbatons...
In The Cold by Chthonia
12/03/2008Headmistress Minerva McGonagall patrols the grounds of Hogwarts, and makes a surprising discovery.
Proud Can I Never Be of What I Hate by song_breeze
03/02/2006They're normal kids, and they make mistakes just like we do. And just like us, they're not perfect. But we all crave a happy ending. Getting it is a lot harder than everyone imagines...
The Remains by evieblack
06/30/2004Severus Snape, Headmaster of Hogwarts, finds himself unable to express the uncomfortable feelings he has for his Deputy Headmistress, Professor Hermione Granger. When she announces her intention to leave, will he have the courage to stop her? Set ten years after the books. One-shot.
The Pensieve of Severus Snape by ezzie
09/22/2003What would you find in Severus Snape's Pensieve? A snapshot of scenes in Snape's life. Lily, James, Harry, Sirius, and love. They all play their important roles. Dive in and see what our dear Potions Master is all about.
The Light has won. Harry and Draco have led it to victory. Severus Snape awaits execution, a double-, treble-, quadruple-agent whose only loyalties, it seems, were to himself, and whose actions can never be excused. He is allowed a final letter to the victors, and, not surprisingly, disagrees with their assessment of his loyalties, motives, and just deserts. This is not a part of the 'Gate of Ivory, Gate of Horn' / 'Under a Dragon Moon' universe.
Ron tries his hand at cooking dinner for Hermione. Short and lighthearted
Time Enough but None to Spare by S. Hart
05/11/2003The death of someone close leaves Remus and Harry reeling, isolated from each other, and struggling to find a way to cope with the loss. The full moon doesn't help matters any -- or does it?
Things You Didn't Have by Pirate Perian
02/17/2004It's been three weeks and two days since the Shrieking Shack. Every day you think that this will be the day that Sirius will appear on your doorstep, and you can begin to repair the friendship that was torn apart so many years ago.
Pieces of Me by Ladidah
08/08/2004Songfic based off of Ashlee Simpson's 'Pieces of Me'. Draco/Ginny fluff and cuddles.
Nobody's Hero by faded_enigma
06/14/2004There is nothing for Harry to leave behind. One shot. Harry/Draco.
Cat's Child by Amanda Snape
06/09/2003A new girl is coming to Hogwarts, and stayed with Hermione over the summer. Christine Winters is quiet, withdrawn and would be ignored if she wasn't friends with the Dream Team. What will happen when Christine's past is revealed to Harry and Co.?
Family Album: Carols for Christmas by Nineveh
12/19/2003While shepherds washed their socks by night, All using Scourgify! Barty Crouch's wife is run off her feet organising the children's Christmas concert, while young Bellatrix Black is terrified at the prospect of her solo. Andromeda has told Sirius there's a lethifold loose in the building and he's determined to catch it. A Christmas special with the Black family, featuring singing, mince pies, long-suffering house-elves, a Longbottom bride and plenty of foreshadowing!
Stuck in a Moment by Thrintje
01/30/2004Harry is trapped by his memories of the past; stuck in the moment when he took a human life. Features a guilty Harry and a very forgiving Draco. H/D Slash.
The Season by Daily Prophet Reporting
12/03/2003Follow along as The Daily Prophet's team of diligent, 'unbiased' reporters covers the excitement surrounding Harry Potter's first season in professional Quidditch. Controversy, glory, scandal and maybe even romance await the game's newest hero.
Diabolical Cat Portal by Aerama
06/14/2005Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris for the subject of an interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit-eyed intrigue.
The Valentine's Day Party by ronandhermione4ever
07/01/2003Ron and Hermione like each other but are having a little bit of trouble admitting it. Can their Gryffindor friends help them out? Takes place during Valentine's Day and Fred and George throw a party.
Something in the Way She Moves by fbline
06/16/2004It's the final end of term feast for Harry and his friends. Harry has recently defeated Voldemort and is looking forward to the future. As Head Boy, he has the opportunity to give a speech. Here's how that could go.
Impressive Instant by Gillian Halliwell
07/20/2003In the frame of Pumpkin Pie. The conversation Hermione is been looking for ever since June finally takes place and it's Harry's chance to exorcise away his demons. A sailing on the HMS Pumpkin Pie.
Chocolate by Gwendolyn Malfoy
04/03/2002Harry has a chocolate addiction. What has chocolate got to do with the hospital wing and Draco Malfoy?
The Shadows of the Night by Miroslav
12/31/2005Sequel to 'Angel Boy'. There are always choices. Life or death. Good or evil. In this case, it happens to be choosing between being Kissed and being stuck in the Muggle world with Ron Weasley. Which is the worse fate? Ron/Draco, implied Ron/Hermione.
Remembering the Second Yule Ball by Kjirstyn
11/15/2002H/G Fluff -- Two certain someones look back on the second Yule Ball -- the one they went to together.
Harry Potter and Crefuha's end by Nikiji
09/02/2002Harry is back for his fifth year at Hogwarts...along with plenty new dangers! Two new women in his life, and of course...one is the enemy...the other he falls madly in love with! ``Yule balls, Draco snogs Hermione, and of course Quidditch!
Something to Believe In by Alicia Black
06/25/2004A glimpse of the war and the heartache it causes. When the price of freedom is too much to pay and the cause becomes irrelevant, six couples fight to keep their love alive. A surprising person finds themself on the dark side and an even more surprising person finds themself on the side of the light.
My Lover's... Allergies? by IceAngel1026
06/17/2003Percy tells Oliver a little bed time story about how he came to realize he couldn't live without him. (Sequel to My Lover's Smile)
Strawberry Shortcake by Kelsey Potter
04/18/2004"Strawberry shortcake,``Cream on top,``Tell me the name of your sweetheart.``Is it A, B, C, D, E..."````Several girls, half of our favorite couples, jump rope to the same rhyme, and their results may be a bit...revealing...(H/H, MM/TR, L/J)