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-A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, pointless conferences, Mary-Sues, makeovers, no plot, attempt at witty insults, sadistic Weasleys, horny Malfoys, mindless swearing and innuendo, dodgy time lapses, powdered cheese, general insanity and a happy ending. Written for all ficcers who despise cliche-ridden fifth year fics, this fic will move you... (into the corner, shaking with fear).

This is about Snape's past. He met a girl, he fell in love and lost her. Will she ever come back? In this chapter, Snape meets his love.

Minerva McGonagall is failing Potions thanks to several distractions of hair harassment and a certain mishap that wasn’t her fault. Honest! And now the only way Slughorn will allow her to pass his class is to get tutoring from his prized student: Tom Riddle. Pissed emotions, snarky remarks, sexual tension, and chaos ensue. And it’s going to be one hell of a year for the both of them.

In which a promise, a decision, and a choice are made, all for love. ``Harry has to decide what's most important to him. H/Hr.

"From Ashes to Ashes, from Dust to Dust..." This is the accepted cycle of life. But what of the Phoenix? Can humans decide to cheat death by following the way of the Phoenix? And what of life after death? As Harry finds himself in the middle of the war between good and evil, light and dark, he feels alone. But he is not alone. His friends Ron and Hermione are with him, along with the Order of the Phoenix... but could there be someone else as well?

The Room of Requirement knows what Harry needs. Short one-shot

Sometimes secrets are harder to keep than one might expect ...

“Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!”``“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!” ``Fred and George had more in mind than just embarassing Harry! Well, actually they didn't, but they wanted to do it in a bigger way. Think cameras, costumes and watering holes! Weasley Wizarding Productions get their first hit with The Heir of Slytherin!

Or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

Hermione Weasley has gone what qualifies as a lifetime since the last time she saw Viktor Krum. Several decades, at least. What should have been a simple lunch and hour of catching up turns out not to be so simple when Hermione bumps into him at an Arithmancy conference. Relationships are always a lot more complicated when you're dealing with love lost, love gained, a few additional decades of baggage, some well-meaning but pushy relatives and friends, and your grown children, to boot. Funny, I thought being more mature meant these things got easier, not more complex... "Simon, it’s just not simple. This isn’t a fairytale." A more mature romance story with healthy doses of Viktor/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, and Viktor/Original Character.

Response to challenge #80 on blooddance.com. Snape’s mum comes back from Japan after an interesting vision that will change Severus’ life, as well as the life of one Harry Potter. Oneshot.

After the war, all Ron wanted was to have a "normal" life: play Quidditch, share a flat with Harry, and enjoy being a bachelor. Harry's idea of a "normal" life includes changing his relationship with Ginny. But mistakes, angry words and mountains of pride begin to tear Harry and Ron apart until Ginny and Hermione take things into their own hands.

What made Dumbledore trust Snape? Why is Snape the bastard he is? What scares Snape so badly that he wishes to die to avoid it? Can love bloom from hate? Jolee is scared of her past and runs from the mistakes she once made. Will she make the same mistake twice?

Harry and Hermione spend their first Christmas as a couple. Featuring snowball fights, cuddling, the outskirts of the Forbidden Forest, and a healthy helping of fluff! Written for the H/Hr Christmas Ficathon.

An irreversible dark charm is placed on Severus Snape. But without his memory, how will he survive? A Snape-Hermione friendship story, with Harry thrown in along the way.

Harry is lonely, and Draco is there. Slash.

When Hermione accepts an invitation to study Alchemy at Hogwarts during the summer, she becomes entangled in much larger affairs -- including Professor Snape's painful and dangerous return to Voldemort. A Snape-Hermione mentorship story, post-GoF.

When Sirius's attempt to meddle in Remus's and Severus's love-affair goes awry, he decides it's high time he drop out of Hogwarts. A parody of Jim Jacobs's and Warren Casey's musical "Grease."

Ronald Weasley knows that he has always been jealous of his friend Harry Potter. Harry was rich, popular, and famous. Not to mention Harry was the captain and star of the Gryffindor Quidditch team and an extreamly powerful wizard. But what Ron didn't know was that Harry would have gladly traded away all of it... for a family. When Harry seems to have beaten him once more, Ron jealousy overpowers him, resulting in an accident that Ron quickly regrets. But once Ron wakes up, he'll soon come to realize that being the "Boy-Who-Lived" may not be as easy as it looks.

Growing up with two stepfamilies, Sally-Anne Perks has all the usual family problems in triplicate. Now her stepmother wants to prevent her attending the Yule Ball. Will this ruin Sally-Anne’s chances of winning her prince? And who has stolen her magic shoe? This is a response to a challenge to retell a traditional fairy tale with a Hogwarts setting. You might consider that I put a twist in the ending… or you might not.

James is left to answer one of the most frequently asked questions of all time...what's his answer?

More angry, frustrated and bitter than ever before, Draco is focusing completely on his plans to avenge his father’s imprisonment. Polyjuicing himself as Ron, he intends to grill Hermione for information that could give him fuel or help his scheming along. D/Hr and R/Hr from Draco's POV.

The long war had taken its toll, on some people more than others. Harry Potter, consumed by battles and death, believes that it shouldn't have happened from the beginning and sets out to change reality, not realizing the affect his actions of insanity would have on the future.

Only In Your Dreams: a story filled with lust, love and sorrow. Ginny Weasley hasn’t had these vivid dreams since her seventh year at Hogwarts two years ago. What happens when they start coming back and she finally figures out who the key player is? Will she chose the love that she knows, or learn to explore the love that she never even knew she had? H/G & D/G.

Draco's abusive childhood left deeper scars than anyone could have known - now he has a disease, a disease to rival that of Dahmer, Gacy, and Bundy. Draco finally gets his perfect revenge against Harry Potter.

(H/Hr) The war is over; the wizarding world is rebuilding itself. Hermione Granger, scarred by the fighting, leaves behind an old life to find a new. For nearly a decade she manages to convince herself that she is happy, but she finds that she cannot cut ten years from her life without pain. Then a letter comes from the boss, forcing her to team up with a man she had sworn to forget. Together, they begin a journey sometimes dangerous, sometimes idyllic, reaching from the glitter of Paris to the shores of the Nile; from the canals of Venice to the savage splendor of Africa, on a quest for a love worth more than a thousand fortunes. Action, adventure, mystery, and romance.

Harry's fifth year. A new adventure with many surprises without straying too far from the canon. Harry and friends must deal with everything from Voldemort to raging horomones. Much of Harry's unique heritage is revealed and something happens to alter his life forever...

You carry a lead, but it’s just for show. You tap it against your hand now, and he comes charging up to you, rushing around you in enthusiastic circles. ``‘Time to go home now, Padfoot.’ You know he doesn’t want to go home.

Because all stories have an ending, and every myth has some truth to it. A HP crossover with the Arthurian myth.

Loony Luna Lovegood is not the cartoon caricature that her Housemates and her acquaintances think she is. She is a deeply thoughtful and observant young woman. Not especially pretty. And not always tactful. But will Ron notice on a bright, boring July day in the middle of Ottery St. Catchpole?

Ron and Hermione learn something about themselves, and each other, during the completion of an Astronomy assignment.

Viewing the world from Neville Longbottom's perspective. From the first day, to the latest book.

I always expected to be the first one to go. As it happened, I am the last to stay. Perhaps it is because I should be the one to witness a world without Harry Potter.

Sometimes a person's life can be defined by a single sense. (Slash, five chapters)

James Potter has always lived in a world of obedience and directions but when he goes to Hogwarts, he decides to change all that. But his friends know that he's not quite what he seems. Can they help him realize who he is or is he really just an empty shell? Will he be stuck in a world of disillusionment ``forever or can they help him win back his courage and fly alone?

For almost his entire life, a little patch of rooftop outside Ginny's bedroom window has been Ron's favorite spot. In the solitude outside the Burrow and above the world, the memories are endless.

This is the story of Draco Malfoy. It's his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and he feels like the Prince of Slytherin. He is weary and troubled though. Something wicked his way comes!

Hermione likes Ron, Parvati likes Harry, but the trouble is: the boys already have girlfriends and seem happy. Together, Parvati and Hermione join forces to get exactly what they want, but instead of getting their desire will they cause chaos or angst?

Life is not always easy. ``Harry and Hermione have to deal with problems at work and find that things are sometimes right in front of them. ``H/Hr post-Hogwarts.

Harry Potter is not the hero he once was. An event at Hogwarts that happened three years ago still plagues him, making him lose interest in being a hero. Can someone make him believe in himself again? Or will that person destroy the fragile world Harry has built for himself? This fic will not turn out with a happy ending. H/D, Post-Hogwarts.

This one HAS no excuse. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life. Harry and Ron join Muggle Studies class.

Hermione is a Death Eater, but she isn't brainwashed, and she isn't 'evil'. Her secret is found out, and she is taken to a house of one loyal to the Light. Here, Hermione reflects on past actions, remembers her beloved, and slowly loses any hope of rescue.

Ron recieves a prototype for a new Patented Daydream Charm from Fred and George for Christmas. Ron is suddenly trapped alone with a certain someone, unsure of why she's there and to his horror the Charm doesn't seem to be wearing off. Christmas time HBP, written for the 48 Hour Challenge.

Two very different members of the Order of the Phoenix must work with each other. Set during OotP.

This is kinda based a bit on Titanic (the movie) and S.O.S. Titanic (the book) at first, but in later chapters, it will be pure Draco/Ginny romance, hardships, and the regular teen relationship. There will be sex in later chapters, just a forewarning, and only in one chapter.

Is life worth living? Through the eyes of Hermione Granger, we see a world much different from our own, and we meet a young girl who must find that passion, revolution, and liberty are essential if she is to survive.

Regulus is in the hospital wing. Only his brother may be able to save him, if he can stand the humiliation.

'It was once your destiny once and it will be again… ' That was what the Sorting Hat said to Robin Runette as she was being sorted into Ravenclaw. Her life is ever changing but she will find the truths the reveals what she and her friends truly are.

Two very short chapters. - Harry killed Voldemort, but something also happens to Harry. Draco doesn't know what to do. HD slash.

Moony and Padfoot are sending innocent notes to each other one day during school... and it all goes downhill, chaotic and cartoonishly violent. Embarrassing moments, long lost stuffed animals, and more!

OneShot. If they can never be together, then certainly Draco can make up random movie clips that throw them together, right? But what happens when he finds himself in a situation that turns out to be much in the reality? DMxHG.

In some ways it's easier for Sirius being a dog.

Harry James Potter, age 7, accidentaly Apparates to a house in which he lived as a baby. There, far from the Dursleys' influence, his intelligence arises and helps him understand the nature of magic and the uses it can have, while his disappearance turns the Magical World upside down. How will be Harry's comeback to the world in which he was born?

Narcissa has some very important news for Lucius. (Lucius/Narcissa)

Harry Potter vanished soon after the fall of the Dark Lord, Voldemort. After years of searching for him, his friends and loved ones had lost all hope of ever finding him.. Nicholas Moray is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts, the former home of Harry Potter. There is something that Nicholas Moray is hiding, something that he does\'t want anyone to know. Something that will change the lives of all at Hogwarts if his secret got out. Harry/Draco, m-preg though not explicit.

'Hermione was walking fast. Her feet thudded against the stone pathway that weaved in and out of the graves. Here eyes darted over the names engraved in the tombstones. She came to a sudden stop. There it was, just where it had been for the last three years.'

Trevor eavesdrops on Harry telling Dumbledore what happened in the graveyard, and then reminisces about a love affair he had in an Albanian forest years ago. Slash! Cross Species! And a not too bright Trevor the toad! Trevor/Voldemort

When Ginny is rejected by Harry in the most humiliating way, she turns to an unexpected choice. But are his feelings enough to protect her from Harry, and is she strong enough to help him change?

Where in Draco suffers a accident and has lost his sight and hearing and is rendered paralized from the waist down.

Draco and Hermione have been chosen as head boy and girl for their final year at Hogwarts, but if they think that having to work together is the worst thing that will happen to them this year, then they should think again! This story is written in the form of a diary which relates the sequence of events from the point of view of the characters.

One evening, Ginny follows Harry as he leaves the common room, something he does quite often lately. What she sees is not what she expected. Harry/Blaise slash, written pre-HBP.

"The Ministry took over, gradually," she said, turning pages again. "I think it was around November that it started having features like 'Ten Ways To Check If Your Man Is A Muggle', and that's when Lavender cancelled her subscription." Harry and Ginny reconnect over some quality literature. Oneshot.

Alternate Universe: Welcome to Pureblood Academy, the fangirls dream... A student called Harry Potter transfers from a poorer school to the prestigious Pureblood Academy where Harry encounters the Host Club led by a certain blonde. Chaos, comedy, and riddikulus amount of romance ensues.

When Lily Evans is the victim of a love potion that makes her drool over Professor Slughorn for two days, there is no doubt in James Potter's mind that Snape was somehow (however directly or indirectly) involved. Eager to use any excuse to terrorize Snivellus, Sirius works up a masterful plan of revenge that will make Snape the victim of his own trick. No one listens to Lupin when he desperately seeks to divert the twisted scheme, and no one escapes the disaster that ensues when it becomes dreadfully screwed up. Everybody/Somebody (but mostly artificial).

In Seventh Year, the Gryffindor Gang decide to add to their yearbook, with silly predictions. Four years later, Ginny comes home from living in Egypt with Bill. Soon, the others are curious, because their predictions are coming true in some way, and Ginny is soon fighting for her life, and the life of those around her...

Draco Malfoy was having a good day when Longbottom DID IT. Now, all they have to do is find Draco's true love. The problem is, everybody wish to get inside his pants but no one inside his heart... or do they? *slash*

Lavender Brown is processing samples from the brutal murder of Millicent Bullstrode and is in love with her flatmate and confidante, Zacharias Smith. Ronald Weasley is bodyguarding Draco Malfoy, who is a predicted next victim for Millicent’s killer and is struggling with being a gay boy in a straight world. Susan Bones is training to be an auror but can’t make a patronus. She wishes that more people had the sense to not get into relationships. Zacharias Smith is sick of being bossed around by Daily Prophet executives and is going to ask Ginny Weasley to move in with him. Mister Darcy is a cat. He thinks they’re all a bit pathetic really. But he still hasn’t forgiven Lavender for the scalping.

Seamus, now a famous wizard rock star, comes home for the holidays only to find that his one true love has gone off and gotten himself a wife. What will become of our favorite Irishman? Features Perceptive!Ron, Helpful!Harry and PainintheArse!Draco. Pairings galore. Proceed with caution.

Ginny held her tongue when Harry said he needed to stop seeing her. When Harry comes to Bill and Fleur's wedding at the Burrow, Ginny won't hold back any more.

PART THREE OF THE CHARMS TRILOGY. Seventh year draws to a close, and Draco must come to terms with what he's done, what he has, and what he is willing to do to keep it. H/D

Draco Malfoy is accused of murdering his parents and a rather wealthy family from France. One job was a mess and the other wiped clean. It doesn't make any sense.````Soon, Hermione - an Auror/lawyer for the Ministry of Magic - gets involved in his case and Harry warns her to be careful. But one night after walking home from an Italian restaurant Hermione is kidnapped. Suddenly she wishes she'd never walked home alone.

This is a must read. One by one, LOTR characters fall into a whirlpool, and gets sucked into Hogwarts. Lotsa snogging (betcha LOVE that), fun, adventure and some heartrending moments. Not much though.:)

In which Sirius is dreadfully awkward, Remus is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater, James snores some more, and Peter chats about the weather.

An Advice Column with our favorite Slash pair, Harry and Draco! Read their thoughts on things from ninjas to pimples and everything in between. Guaranteed to cheer you up with the glory that is Draco's sarcasm and Harry's... Well, he's Harry.

It's the trio's seventh year. It's Ginny's sixth. Harry and Hermione are together. Ginny wants to be with Harry, but her heart's broken. Who will pick up the pieces? Do miracles really happen? P.O.V. Ginny

Ginny Weasley recounts her participation in the second rise, and subsequent fall of Lord Voldemort. Not everyone is as innocent as we would like, or as kind as we would hope. Slash and incest warnings.

Ginny and Harry get some rather shocking news, and Percy's life is turned upside down by a twenty-one-year old who happens to be his son.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron step into Diagon Alley and decide to lunch in the area - on the Muggle side. When a visit to a nearby bookstore (Hermione's request, of course) introduces them to a crowd fans lining up for autographs, dressed in HP costumes, our everyday Muggle world clashes with the wizarding. A frustrated Hermione, a bewildered Harry and a frightened Ron try to get to the bottom of the situation - just who are Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Daniel Radcliffe?

Set during late winter of year six. Remus and Sirius discuss how they should tell Harry that they're more then just good friends.

'Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows? Only time. And who can say if your love grows as your heart chose? Only time. Who can say if your heart sighs, as your love flies? Only time. And who can say why your heart cries when your love lies? Only time.'

Summer of 1998: Voldemort is gone, the world is at peace, the Ministry is cleaning up the remnants of the Death Eaters, and yet Harry Potter’s life is still not normal. For one, someone still seems to want Harry dead. Shady circumstances bring him and archenemy Draco Malfoy back together, supposedly to figure this out. They are, for obvious reasons, unhappy. However, as people around them drop like flies, it’s clear something needs to be done, and the only people who can do it are them. SLASH.

In the beginning of the Marauders’ fifth year at Hogwarts, they devise yet another plan to prank Snape. But when Lily interferes with their plans, the boys have to get back at her. However, revenge is not-so sweet this time, and their plot backfires. Will they be able to get through the day without being caught?

Draco/Ginny, that the anti-Ginnys might like. Draco takes up his cousin on a bet, and finds out too late that Ginny can be a b----.

Harry recieves letters from no one: "My name is Harry Potter and I attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When I was eleven, I found out that I was no ordinary boy. I am a wizard. I am, the Boy Who Lived.." Confused and lost, Harry replies... He's lost all memory of the wizarding world and little does he know there are greater forces at work. Voldemort's intentions seemed to have changed... along with his target.

Slash. HP/SS. The sequel to 'Harry's Way'. Complete. Severus and Harry are together now. However, they have a bit of a problem in getting Harry's friends to accept their relationship. Therefore, Severus dances his way into making them approve.

Ginny Weasley is having a difficult fifth year. From breakups, to school work, to sleepless nights, everything seems to be crashing down around her. What happens when she finds comfort in someone she did not expect? (Hermione x Ginny, femslash WIP)

One of the Hogwarts' staff performs a spell to become one of the students. He is on a mission and the only person who can help is Draco.

After the murder of Albus Dumbledore, an awful silence had settled upon magical Britain. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger had apparently vanished from the face of the Earth; and as if in response, the killings had stopped. Nobody could doubt the meaning of this. The Dark Lord had thrown all his resources into the pursuit of his three enemies. And yet the house of Weasley decided to throw a party.

Harry, Hermione and Draco are forced to endure each other for a project ? but when a curse is unleashed, they must work together to find a way to escape it ? before it claims their lives.

This is a fic all about our favorite mapmakers of Hogwarts. This will eventually span all the way up until Haloween, 1981. Enjoy!

Marcus blackmails Katie into being a spy for the darkside. Will the lure of love be strong enough to over come their differences?

Colin Creevey is a reporter. Pansy Parkinson is the sole heiress of an old wizarding family. He's Muggle-born. She's Pureblooded. He's rather scared of Slytherins. She despises Muggle-borns and Gryffindors. He needs money. Deperately. Plus, his reputation's under fire. She's become quite a big figure in the news lately; her story is worth more than most people can imagine. For some odd reason, she's run away from the altar... several times. His plan is to find out her secret... why does she run?

Hermione is left to her thoughts as she watches a sleeping Harry, holding on to his hand.

A secret relationship develops between Harry and Ginny, but how long can they keep it secret?

Damsel in distress (dam\'zel in di-stres\'): adj/adv 1. a maiden in peril; 2. the subject of a hero\'s rescue; 3. Draco Malfoy.``Gen-fic.

Sequel to Volunteers, written for the Beltane livejournal community. From one Beltane to the next.

This is a very mushy, and slightly dark fic about Harry and Draco's misunderstanding. Refusing to comfort each other, they spiral deeper into depression. Is it too late for the two boys to escape it?

Draco Malfoy has been missing for five years now, and almost everyone has forgotten. Everyone, that is, except Hermione Granger. She’s determined to find him and prove his innocence, which she believes in so strongly she would give up everything just to prove it. Now, she has to figure out how to leave the man she loves behind. Can she find Draco before he falls into the wrong hands? Is one wizard’s life worth everything she’s given up? (H/Hr – Post Hogwarts)

A forced reading of William Shakespeare's, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream,' leds Harry to a discovery about love with a most unlikely candidate.

"He stood leaning against the wall, drinking, as he opened the letter and started to read. His eyes suddenly widened and the glass fell to the floor, smashing into hundreds of pieces." Ron gets a letter from Harry.