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No one could have expected the madness that befell Hogwarts when four FBI agents arrived to investigate baby William's potential status as a wizard. Harry & Company spend an action-packed afternoon with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes-- chasing Wormtail down, dueling the Malfoys, and discussing the woes of their fanfictional existences. Also, the Agents can't believe who turns up to ruin their day-- in the form of Hogwarts's newest ghost. HP/X-Files crossover.

An OOTP parody of the part where Harry meets up with Ron and Hermione. \

A very loosely connected companion piece to "A Veritable Font of Underpants," in which we learn whence came the permanent ink pen. This story spans from Christmastime, OotP, through the end of HBP. Beware of abundant silliness, and a bit of romance thrown into the mix for kicks and giggles.

Harry and Hermione pick Draco up in a pub and they take him home to have their way with him. What starts out as a joke and turns into something more serious.

2003 Christmas Special! Harry and Hermione were left alone together for their last Christmas in Hogwarts. Fluffy is the only word to describe it.

Elizabeth Yards was a Slytherin. Not the most popular kid on the block, but she had an obsession with Sirius Black. And now she's all grown up and married to someone she doesn't really love when... Sirius turns up! What will happen...?

Everything's not that easy. What do you do, if you can't control your feelings? And what do you do, if you are in love with your best friend? Dean/Seamus slash

Draco + BLONDE!Hermione = double the fun? ``Telescopes, tantrums, and Britney Spears (sort of...). Also slight D/G because I am insane and cannot write a fic without any D/G. And did I mention that Hermione is blonde?

Where Draco is sentenced to death, he and Hermione come to an understanding, an article is printed, and unexplainable things happen.

Bunnies have invaded Hogwarts and they're doing unspeakable things to the landscape, not to mention themselves. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Snape join forces to stop them, and strange and unspeakable things happen.

Set in 7th year. The gang makes a new friend on the train to school and everything seems to be going well until people start rising from the dead. Harry kills some people, Hermione makes friends with an ex-Death Eater, Draco is sexy, and Ron is a moron. Exciting plot stuff. Pairing is currently Hermione/Draco, but I may add in others for fun.

Harry and Hermione make a trip to the Hogsmeade Farmer's Market, where they decide to settle once and for all which one of them is the best cook. Written for the 2005 Harry/Hermione Seredipity Challenge.

A somewhat ridiculous look at the life of the Marauders during their fifth year at Hogwarts.

The story of three sisters and of how the dramatic events of human life bring them together and break them apart.

“Why waste your precious time trying to kill one person, when at the same time, you could be trying to kill millions?” With not very many followers, and some of them too old and already known about to kill anyone secretly, how can Voldemort kill Harry and the Muggle world? “I’ve heard of these Muggle contraptions. I don’t know, ask a mudblood, you’ll get more information out of it. But, they’re called movies. Muggles are deathly afraid of some of the characters that are shown. Monsters, evil bad guys, really scary looking toys, you name it. Who knows what you can find?” When Voldemort decides to make fiction reality for the world, what will happen?

Fifth year has begun for Harry, Ron, and Hermione. There's another mystery to solve at Hogwarts...Voldemort has returned for something...What plays on everyone's minds is: what does he loathe more than Harry Potter?

The one and only interview of Remus Lupin-Snape. Who he's married to, how did they have their children, what are those children named, and how they're raising them.``Implied SLASH & MPREG RL/SS

Harry visits the graves of lost love ones only to find himself in the process.

Lily Evans is a sweet sixteen year old who just happens to attend a school for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Her friends Alyssa Jean, Lindsay, and Sunny help her through school, and help her prank her sister over the summer. But something happens once she starts her Sixth Year at Hogwarts that involves the Seventh Year Marauders, who just want to play pranks on Snape. When James Potter, a famous Marauder, starts to fail his classes, he needs some help. Guess who he turns to?

Night falls on the eve of battle: another point of no return. As darkness crumbles away into daylight, here is the calm before the storm, a time of hope and fear and of last minute memories.... During the early hours before dawn on the day of the final battle, Harry writes down his last thoughts, and hopes to leave the world a better place than how he found it, rising above the constraints of life and death.... A dark one-shot.

Based on the song "Never Saw Blue Like That" by Shawn Colvin. Hermione feels``rejected and Harry comes to cheer her up and they both end up feeling a little something more than friendship.

This was inspired by a Nightmare I had shortly after 9-11. Bombs and green slime, Bin Ladin and Voldemort, Harry and a girl named Susanne, and Ginny and her dead boyfriend Draco. How much can two worlds parallel and collide?

A complete stranger catches Severus Snape's eye in the Three Broomsticks. She reminds him of someone...someone special. Someone that he's lost. He begins to remember what happened and we learn a lot about our Potions Master. What made him become a spy for Dumbledore? Why does he want that Defense Against the Dark Arts job so badly? Why is he so hateful?``(A songfic based on the song 'Broken Vow')

Voldemort is defeated and everything should be well in the Wizarding World. But it isn't, as Slytherin House finds itself under close watch and striped of all its privileges. Can the Slytherins change this and what role will Severus Snape, Narcissa Malfoy, Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson play?

Harry Potter has been given a task - correspond with a mystery person over the autumn term. Who could it possibly be? And will Ron and Hermione ever stop bickering? (R/Hr, H/? SLASH)

I revamp some classic rock and disco hits as well as the occasional Disney song for the musical version of Order of the Phoenix!

Ginny tells her story about how she and Draco became a couple.

Draco rebels against his father in many ways, but all of his rebellions are thwarted. the only place where he feels safe is at Hogwarts. during the summer between his 5th and 6th year, he takes further action against his father and eventually runs away... slash and sexual referances

In which Sirius Black falls down staircases, decides to try and snog as many girls as he can in his first year and gets slapped for it, gets quite annoyed by Snape's laughter, and - how could I forget? - meets the wackiest trio of friends the British side of the Atlantic.

In the year 997 the four founders have a conflict. Before going into battle Gryffindor tells his phoenix, Fawkes, to watch over his heir and lead him to the torch. Now, in 1994, things are looking dark, with a typical Fudge not admitting to DE action. Things are complicated even further by Harry's time traveling... Officially AU

Sirius is dead, but Harry discovers love - for a girl who's not who he thinks she is. Ron discovers a secret talent, and Hermione has a secret past. Kidnapping, Polyjuice potion, duelling and the works - but this time, Voldemort is not their deadliest enemy.

Draco discovers something odd about his father's past.

A shopping trip in Diagon Alley leads to a startling discovery of somone's secret past.

You're sixteen and the weight of the world is on your shoulders, literally. So why is it that when you find someone close is hiding something from you a little thing like destiny seems like small potatoes?

Hyperness Sugar - the newest invention from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. You can probably guess what happens next.

Harry Potter is going out on his own, living life, and finding love. Will things move smoothly, or will things just never change?

AU. Harry and Parvati get married;Harry being the perfect gentleman agrees to get married according to Hindu custom.

Hermione Granger ran from her life and started a new one only a couple years after leaving her last year at Hogwarts. Now, when she gets a job as the Arithmacy teacher at Hogwarts, she comes face to face with her past... but whom will she run to?

A sweet little one shot for the SIYE Valentine's Day challenge. Some of the Gryffindor girls are unhappy about how their chosen mates spend Valentine's Day; little do they know, the men have something big planned.

Two parts Snape, one part Lupin and one part Black. Add a generous amount of snark and angst. Pour into remote cottage.

Just a little thing I worte a few months ago and forgot to post - When Draco persuades Harry to go shopping with him, males and females alike blatantly start hitting on the Gryffindor. Draco gets jealous.

Sequel to Eshu’s Daughter. In Kit’s second year Dementor’s guard the castle, there’s a madman on the loose and she’s haunted by strange visions of a giant bird. Just another year as usual at Hogwarts!

It's the Christmas Eve, and Severus Snape is in hurry. He refuses to help Black and his friend. In his dreams he sees what will happen if he doesn't help Lupin - and he doesn't like that future. Severus decides to do something.

In the third sequel to "Professor Eudice Eusyram," Harry is transformed into a girl with big boobs!

After the uncertainty of Harry's fifth year, his sixth year is downright peaceful by contrast - he takes the opportunity to sharpen his skills and forge an unlikely friendship. But the peace is fast coming to an end; in Harry's mind, and with the world at large. OotP spoilers, slash, het, gore, and sex - this fic's got it all. (Harry/Draco, Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione)

It is the gangs 7th year and Professor Dumbledore is seeking the help of the secret Order of the Kerensa in protecting Hogwarts. New transfer students cause all sort of new problems for Harry and his friends.

A student makes a last, desperate request of her favorite professor.

Epic-length AU WIP focusing on the relationship between Harry, Severus, and Albus. Life takes a left turn for Harry when he is rescued from the Dursleys and Albus finally retrieves his parents' will. Why does he have to go to a Gringotts vault as soon as possible? Why is Snape being suddenly kind? Will the Dursleys be convicted of abuse? Begins shortly after OOTP, ignores HBP and DH. Quasi-Severitus, abusive!Dursleys, Sevitus, superpowered!Harry.

AJ was in Gryffindor, but after a long story, she befriends Draco Malfoy and is deserted by all her Gryffindor friends. She went to see Dumbledore, who invited her to put the sorting hat on again, and she is re-sorted into Slytherin (typical, eh?) This fic mostly centres on her trying to be accepted into Slytherin friendship circles, and getting in the wrong sort of people's bad books.

What happens if Voldemort’s Death Eaters start practicing their mayhem on Muggles? Muggles aren’t stupid. They will react. A story we all wanted to write.

Draco Malfoy has a plan. He has discovered the Extralucidity Potion, the ultimate aid to spying. However, when he tries it out he gets more than he bargained for. How is he to concentrate on classes, not to mention Quidditch, when he can see through everyone’s robes?``Hints of slash, plenty of nudity and a whole lot of naughty nonsense!

Hermione and Harry discover that they've evolved into a little more than friends on the train ride to Hogwarts....

Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban! How does this affect Harry Potter and Echo Snape? It doesn't, at least not until Echo's mother, Leah, is called to the Ministry to lead the search for Black. But something more sinister is in the works and nearly everyone believes that Black is behind the events. Leah must uncover the truth and keep her daughter and nephew safe from Voldemort but will she be able to keep herself safe?

When his father dies, Draco teams up with Harry and Ron to fight against Voldemort, the trio becomes friends with this highly-unexpected character, and fate takes its turns. Hermione is having a difficult time with her new job, but then she runs into a stranger that makes the whole thing seem a ton better. The stranger isn't all he's made out to be, then in steps Malfoy... Herm/Draco.

Late one night, in the middle of the forest, Hermione stumbles on a night of muggle torture being carried out by Voldemort's finest. Hiding behind the trees, Hermione hears the familiar voice of her Potions professor. Unsure of what to do, she waits, and wonders how such atrocities can exist in the world.

A decision can affect a life. An action can change a life. A person can change hundreds of lives. What if you could change a one decision, one action, one person? If everything we do has a consequence, and you change the outcome, would it be worth it? Good or bad? You decide. (Alternate Reality)

Written Pre-DH After a ten year separation, in which he and the Wizarding world have done their best to heal and move on from the lost Boy Who Lived, Draco Malfoy is faced with an unexpected reunion that threatens to destroy his sense of reality.

There are those who single handedly shape history, while others are just footnotes. This is a tale of the latter. This story starts one year before Harry's first as two boys receive rather interesting letters...

'This was meant to be a purely objective account of events, but it's rapidly becoming a love story. Which, I suppose, it is.'``The story of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, by Hermione Granger.

It is after the final war and Ginny has already started to rebuild her life. She is now a successful wizarding psychologist employed by Azkaban and St. Mungo's. Things become rather strange when both patient and doctor start to show some interesting changes.

Harry and Draco meet again after years of being apart.

Pansy Parkinson is not happy. Her parents are divorced, her mother is engaged to an Auror, and she has to spend her summer with Gryffindors at 12 Grimmauld Place. As if this weren’t bad enough, Pansy has also been the victim of a few… accidents. Not your usual “Pansy befriends the Trio” fic because, well… she doesn’t. Eventually Pansy/George Light – less fluff, fewer calories.

As a wizarding war battles in the lands of Europe, a few find themselves in other wars that seem impossible to stop. The kind that plague certain parts of your mind. Ginny falls victim to this battle with a -Demon-. Draco suits up, as a rookie wizarding psychologist, for a wild nightmare that just isn't his Eden.

Determined to beat Harry at Potions, Hermione writes an extra credit essay on love Potions. Though, things get tough when a certain couple won't stop snogging right in front of her. A missing moment from HBP

Harry's fifteen now, and Sirius and Remus decide it's time to tell him about the birds and the bees. It's an uneasy situation for everyone and insanity ensues.

Have you ever felt an unexplained attraction? Felt drawn to someone you've never taken much notice of before? Hermione has. The story of what happened inside the Yule Ball.

Hermione gets advice from an unlikely source. How does it apply to Harry? ``And what does she request of him? A light, fluffy, post-OotP, one-shot.

The gang is "gonna party like it’s 1999". Drinking, snogging, and alcohol are some of the themes involved in this program. As Edwin McCain once so eloquently said, "I couldn’t ask for more.". Post-graduation.

In which Harry and Draco get together. FINALLY. Slash.

Ron and Harry prepare for a mission and must battle terrible fashion sense. Slash, HP/RW.

During her sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is ready for a new beginning. The Trio are closer than ever, and she is happy. But the arrival of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher puts a strain on her relationship with Ron. And nothing can prepare either of them for the unexpected feelings that surface, forcing them to face what was there all along.

Secrets, Dragon Wardens and Prophecies—Where Harry takes the first steps to Gryffindor/Slytherin reconciliation with the Snapes.

It isn't easy to be brilliant, talented, sexy, and, oh yeah, in love with your sworn enemy. Between protective parents, love spells, mistaken identities, and the Death Eater's Handbook, only Draco could get through it all with his nails intact.

Repost of Reappraisals, previously on Schnoogle. Prologue - Draco tries to make amends with Harry in their seventh year together. Rated for slash, self-harm and abuse.

Draco’s POV. Draco Malfoy is wandering through Diagon Alley, tracking the most secret object of his affection. Some very public kissing ensues, as well as private declarations of fear, desperation, and love. (Slash: Draco/Harry)

... So when I found the letters in an empty desk in Remus's attic, you can see my joy. I would finally be able to meet my parents, Lily and James Potter. Remus promised me, he'd tell me all about them. All of them. All about their lives. This is my story. This is their story. Meet my parents.

In their seventh year Hermione and Draco may come across feelings for each other. It turns out to be a difficult relationship with Draco having plans as soon as graduation is over but there is something he and his father may discover about this new girlfriend of his.

Hermione is walking a dangerous path. She's caught between the light and the dark and all she knows is what she has. She is devastated to learn the truth about the man she once called friend and the terrible truth that would litterally tear her soul apart.

Sequel to the AU, If Only. Sirius surviving the Battle of the Department of Mysteries can change a lot, but not the Prophecy. Harry has new enemies and Voldemort has new targets. The Death Eaters move into the open, and Harry must watch as the once peaceful Wizarding World becomes that of fifteen years ago. And still, the power of the Prophecy looms over them all.

Malfoys fall in love? That's not true, you'll surely say, but I can prove you the opposite. I'm Draco Malfoy and I'm actually in love. Do you want to know my story?

A loud wailing is heard in the corridor outside the seventh year's Potions class... A short story involving Professor Snape, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.

*Sequel to My Boyfriend, the Death Eater* It’s three years after Hermione’s graduation from Hogwarts, and Hermione is comfortably married and has a nice job. But she isn’t happy – and a certain figure from her past is about to come into the light.

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione is standing under the mistletoe...

Sirius loves Remus, but Remus will not love him back. Sirius is determined to find why. Remus loves Sirius, but he cannot love Sirius - he cannot risk it. One-shot, complete. Slash.

Harry is being beaten, and Draco is going under pyschological torture. How do they react?

When Draco and Ginny are locked in Hogwarts for a summer, mysteries start unfolding, secrets are revealed, and a mysterious girl might be the key to it all...

Everyone knows what's going on, except the ones involved. Will Ron see the quaffle on time? What does Hermione do to get her 'other side' to shut up? What are these snitches doing? Harry just can't make things easy on himself. Sigh. HP/HG. Eventually GW/DM

Music is powerful. It has the power to change moods, soothe souls, reassure fears and ignite hearts. Religion is powerful. It has the power to mold worlds, form minds, lift hopes -- and to dash them. Combined, you have a cadence, a perfect cadence. One man is searching for his identity -- for his soul -- several years after the end of the war. His search has led him to a choir singing in a chapel, and it is there he has an epiphany of hope, fear, resolution and love.

A walk on the wild side, however fun, takes its toll. Hermione is being led astray by her new boyfriend, maybe too far to come back. Can Harry show her before it's too late?

It all begins with an innocent Quidditch exhibition that brings four seventeen-year-old Canadian students to Hogwarts. But as time progresses, strange things start to happen, and the four find themselves stuck in a desperate situation, a situation to which they are the key to solving. Lots of action and drama in upcoming chapters.

A collection of letters from Lily to Harry written in Godric's Hollow. In them Harry finds out who his parents really were.

What happens when Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Charlie, and his new love interest get transported 1,000 years into the past? What will Voldemort do when a Death Eater finally speaks her mind? Death? Schizophrenia? Murder?

Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into a sixteen-year-old English schoolboy. Harry Potter. Written for Sycophant Hex's The Sky Is Falling Festival.

Dumbledore has a great idea, at least he thinks so himself. He pairs all the 7th year students to make some sort of trip. What's with this trip?

After it was over, they agreed it would be best never to mention the ducks ever again.

Ginny's back at Grimmauld Place for the summer, where her mother, who's trying to protect her, is withholding information she desperately wants. Narcissa Malfoy, meanwhile, is up to no good and wants Draco out of her way, so she's shipped him off to Snape. Our favorite professor, left choiceless in the matter, consulted with Dumbledore about the dangers of this arrangement. Knowing that a close watch would need to be kept on the young Slytherin, the Headmaster decided that it would be best if Draco spent the summer...where else?...at Grimmauld Place.

Over breakfast, Harry realises he's never been properly kissed, so he tries recruiting Remus to remedy this problem.

Draco Malfoy is a rich pureblood wizard. He's excited about his fourth year at Hogwarts and the Triwizard Tournament. Everything is great--until his mother tells him he's going to be a brother. How is he going to deal knowing he's not the only heir to the Malfoy fortune?

Five years after parting to pursue their choice careers, three best friends reunite. Harry and Ron have a hole all over one of their most recent cases; Hermione will help fill it with answers. On the surface, all seems smooth, but the War has changed them. There's trouble in the paradise they tried to create.

Remus has a late night visitor by the name of Nymphadora Tonks. . .