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This parody follows the adventures of Bel, a typical Mary Sue character, as she encounters Gilderoy Lockhart and other characters (not the typical ones, either), goes to Africa, and has all sorts of odd happenings along the way. Purple prose and double entendres are intelligently, if not innovatively used. Need we remind you, this is a parody. If you lack a sense of humor, enter at your own peril.

He has always been here with me, but now it seems like 9 years just isn't enough to spend with my best friend ever...

Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fic, and it's very silly and OOC. I hope it makes you laugh!

Penelope Clearwater had thought she loved Percy Weasley, but when she saw him again at the Yule Ball in her seventh year, she fled to a rose garden on the grounds, expecting only to be alone... but was instead found and comforted in a most unexpected way by Hermione Granger.

Ron is older now and has a daughter. But his wife is dead and he has pushed everyone he loves away. How long can he live like this?

Draco Malfoy's bitter ruminations, as he goes to his death for refusing to become a Death Eater, on his reasons for doing so and the events that led him to this situation. Not what you'd expect!

This is a cookie from the Call to Destiny universe, but can be read alone. Hogwarts is having a masquerade ball for Valentine's Day, and Ginny has a brilliant idea. If everything works out the way it should, the evening will be perfect.

AU: Harry Potter wasn't quite as undamaged as Albus Dumbledore thought.

'Except this whole event had been a disaster from beginning to end. A beautiful disaster. My disaster, yours...Yes, that’s the perfect turn of phrase for this.' Aye, luv. That's what I thought while you screamed so loud. Never knew such a sound existed, until now. Never knew there could be such a succinct expression of hurt and strength.

She was precious, he realised. Full of promise and surrounded by imperfections. Lucius x Ginny

Hermione can't take all the pressure, so she decides to end it one night. Can the very one who messed it all up make it better before it's too late? Warning: attempted suicide.

Hermione's cousin was kicked out by her parents and taken in my Hermione's. Is it possible that a disowned Muggle-born could melt the ice-cold heart of a certain rich pureblood?

Ron's not the only one who can be jealous...Warnings: Angry!Hermione ahead. If you're Ernie MacMillan, you may want to stay away entirely. ````R/Hr; written for Lendolyn and the R/Hr ficathon````Mostly fun and some fluff.

When an unexpected visitor arrives at the Potter's home in Godric's Hollow, Lily is forced to remember the past. Lily/Severus.

"But a forbidden desire! Those who have never hungered for a fruit that is denied them can have no idea of the agony of being robbed of a chance at happiness. There were times, as I watched her from afar and made caustic remarks about her friends or her robes, when I could swear that she was watching me, too. There were nights when I stayed awake wondering whether she had ever truly loved someone, whether she could ever love me. I hid this uncertainty in my exceptionally biting humor, and this pain in the pain I caused others."

Draco wanders around the house he shares with Harry, depressed and looking for a way out. He ponders over the methods available to him, and what it would do to Harry. But what does he finally decide to do?

Harry and someone walking the grounds of Hogwarts in the snow

Also published on fanfiction.net. Life after Fred is hard for everyone, but what about his significant other? When she finds out she's pregnant, she knows things can't get any worse... New generation/time travel fic.

What happens on the train ride home after Dumbledore's funeral? There's a lot of crying and there's some laughing too.

This story is about Harry in his sixth year. Sirius begins to send him letters, and Dumbledore and Lupin are telling Harry not to take the letters. Another student, however, is willing to go to any length to get Harry to take the letters. Coincidently, this is the same student who tried to kill both Lupin and Draco Malfoy...

Based on a fic challenge on alt.fan.harry-potter. Harry and Draco are in trouble again. This time their punishment is a little different from any they've had before. Sent to a world that isn't really real, they have two weeks to prove they can get along with each other and the residents of their temporary home.

Dumbledore has been a manipulative force in the wizarding world for many years. Perhaps he has been motivated by good intentions. But good intentions, as they say, pave the road to Hell.

Draco learns the truth about Harry's green eyes. H/D slash undertones.

Poor Ron has had the worst day of his life and it doesn't seem like it will look up. But looks can be deceiving.

Ever since Neville can remember his parents have been in St. Mungo’s, and every time her goes to visit them his Mum gives him an empty ‘Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum’ wrapper. All Neville ever thought about them was that his mum took the time to put the wrapper in his hand. Until... an odd comment makes him think they may in fact, be something more.

The two Harry Potter universes have merged; The Universe of Fanfiction and the Universe of Canon. One can only imagine the chaos that ensues.

Her love is something Malfoy can’t ever buy. Harry can’t begin to imagine how good it feels to kiss the lips, to feel the body, of the woman that is promised to Draco Malfoy. I now have something that he’ll never have. Ron muses about loving the fiancee of his school-boy enemy. A companion to Children of Fate.

When Ginny Weasley asked Draco Malfoy to assist her in solving a mystery the Trio is involved in, she didn't know what she got herself into. With spells gone awry, feelings confused and new friendships forming, will Ginny be able to live her life the way she used to?

Petunia Dursley's life is an open book, except for the secret of her sister. But there's one more thing that she would never share with anyone...

Snape doesn't care what colour her eyes are, and she doesn't care that he doesn't want her friendship...

Hermione reveals herself, Ron writes, and, as Hermione discovers, is quite good at it. Including "Emerald Fire" and "Ice Queen" by Myk. What will happen when the truth is revealed?

Hermione decides to act of her feelings for Harry. Does he feel the same for her? One-shot fic. Hr/H. Hermione's PoV. This is an alternate ending to the fic.

Lucius and Narcissa think back on their relationship as Lucius awaits his impending death. Fluffy songfic.

Post GoF (has references about an alternate 5th year). The story begins in the first part of the 6th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, but he took Harry with him. Hermione, Ron and Ginny must learn to deal with Harry’s death, but meanwhile, there is a new threat``that they have to contend with-- Tom Riddle has returned, brought back by the unsuspecting hand of none other than Draco Malfoy. But this``time, Tom’s got new powers, and he’s dying to use them after 5 years of imprisonment. Expands on what really happened to Ginny during her first year.

During his sixth year, Ron decides to borrow Harry’s invisibility cloak and take a relaxing bath in the prefects’ bathroom. However, his plans are interrupted by a sultry siren who is already using the tub. Should he enter and find out the identity of the sudsy vixen?

Rose Weasley is not having a good first year at Hogwarts. Among the difficulties; her parents divorced before she was born, her father is now her Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, her cousins are brilliant, she's failing Potions...Oh, and her mother is dating Draco Malfoy.

When a shocking occurance in the Great Hall shatters Lavender's previous beliefs, she watches the other houses. She sees their faults, and for once her own. She wonders about what to do. And most of all, she reconsiders what it is to be a Gryffindor. The last in Mockingbird's What it is to be a... quartet.

Post-Hogwarts, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, is now a celebrity Quidditch player, famous, eligible and dogged by the gutter press. His old school friend Ron Weasley, on the other hand, is working a parchment-pushing job at Gringotts, fighting a nasty temper and a tendency to get into fights with a particular Draco Malfoy.

Prequel to Someone to Watch Over Me (Housed at Riddikulus) Joyce and Blaise\'s story.

Every girl dreams of simple joys in her life: romantic dates, secret passion, and her One True Love sweeping her off her feet. For Ginny Weasley, there were moments when she feared she would never have those few little joys. However, following Voldemort's defeat, she gets a second chance with Harry Potter, the man she loves. HP/GW, HG/RW.

Who are their parents really? Who has the power? These are the questions of Joradan, Stacy and Jessi.

Harry is sent to Azkaban under suspicious circumstances. He escapes two years later to discover something new about himself, his heritage, and the meaning of a true friend. Will he forgive those who betrayed him?

Gilderoy Lockhart is preparing for his first Yule Ball. He's seen to every detail - his hair, his eyes, his profile, his custom robes. Every detail, that is, but one. Where does one find kissing lessons? Written for the HP Kris Kringle Secret Santa Exchange.

Short but sweet story of how Hermione comes to terms with her love for Harry, a love that doesn't need kisses to make it true. Includes part of a song, but isn't a songfic.

Has Hogwarts gone mad pairing Ginny with Draco? Well, maybe it's not such a bad idea...

We all know what happened in book 1, but what if things had been different? Sometimes a single decision can change everything.

After two years in Azkaban, Draco's presence is requested before the Wizengamot.

Harry & Hermione: it just seems right.

We aren't all meant to be heroes.

A story in which house divisions change, ancient history affects the present in a way sixteen year olds actually care about, and Harry plays for the other team. No, really.

‘If I ever find that courage, the one person I'd love would be you.' For some romantic train scenes, there are the heroic men who run after their lovers, for this one - there's Ron Weasley. Hermione leaves the country for a new job, and Ron is forced to bid a bittersweet goodbye to the one girl he's ever loved.

She couldn’t remember much nowadays...

Sometimes waiting is worth everything. And, sometimes, it's the things we don't say or do that define us. HG/SB

Ten-year-old Harry gets an interesting assignment at school.

Some are kept. Some are broken. Some are contradicted.

What would happen if Prof. Lockhart actually met a werewolf? One must grant that our favorite werewolf was more than fair.

It wasn't sensible to let such a thing as a crush come between such a precious friendship, she reasoned while a flicker of regret struck her. Should I have let him know? He might not come back from this war...

One night was all he wanted, just one night. One night to forget about things, one night where nothing mattered, one night where he could pretend life was simple.

Terry Boot is the star of the highest rating apparition show in Wizarding history, the aptly named, Terry Boot Show. He is an expert at airing people’s dirtiest laundry and exposing their biggest scandals in front of thousands of viewers. But when he invites some of the most famous witches and wizards in the world on his program, he gets a little more than he bargained for. It seems Terry Boot has a little dirty laundry of his own…

Harry sits and keeps company. In the warmth of summer, and the ice of winter, he keeps company in friendly silence. Until he does no longer.

A fragment from an unwritten story. Harry Potter wants to hear a certain sentence from the girl he loves, but she's not all that predictable...

Dumbledore finds a tutor for Harry. Dumbledore hopes that Harry can be trained enough to be ready for the oncoming war. Feelings for Ginny Weasley blossom in Harry’s heart as he tries to put his life in perspective. All this is going on, while Harry deals with the everyday situations called hormones, schoolwork, and a prophecy.

What Happens When Boy and Girl are betrothed but just can’t seem to fall in love.

Severus Snape challenges self-absorbed Gilderoy Lockhart to a walk-off after Harry and Draco's duel. RuPaul makes a cameo as the judge. Snape vogues.

Draco has a very strange conversation with Snape. References to slash.

After seeing the boggart scene in PoA, and how Malfoy and his cronies were trying to push to the front of the line, I began to wonder what Malfoy's boggart would've been....

Marietta Edgecomb eagerly awaits her sixth year at Hogwarts to begin. She's pretty, but only when you look close, innocent and sweet.``Fast-forward six years. ``Tabby Edgecomb. Twenty-four year old woman, Hogwarts graduate. Not quite beautiful, but pretty. Hogsmede's town slut?``Once she had a bright future, but now all she has is a different man to look forward to almost every night. Where did it go wrong? When did everything drop to this?``Take a look inside this cat's mind, and see just what secrets lie there, waiting to pounce and drive her mad...

Ever wondered what heroes do when they go too far with trying to rescue people? Well, it turns out...it's an illness called SUPERMAN SYNDROME! And guess what? All our favourite comic book, fictional and television heroes have it! From Buffy to Hellboy to X-Men to Lord of the Rings to Artemis Fowl and even our beloved Harry Potter...come along to the meeting and see them try to sort out their heroism. Rated 'R' for language and random acts of violence.

On his way to gather ‘the old crowd’, Sirius has a frightening encounter. What is a wizard to do when he knows he is about to die? Drive his best friend to distraction and beyond, that’s what! Silly challenge fic written before OotP so now totally AU.

Ron loses his way in the days after the Final Victory. Can he turn his life round, or is it too late now?

It is the eve of Harry Potter's death, and I have the best seat in the world.

A small story about the boy who was told to kill Dumbledore and his difficult life...

Shortly after the infamous night in Godric's Hollow, Peter Pettigrew reflects on what made him commit the grievous sins that have damned him. The beast is hard to ignore when it’s standing right in front of you, but a rat is a different matter entirely. A rat can always slip into your midst, without being noticed, when you’re not paying attention.

The Malfoys have a little rodent problem.

After long years, Remus says goodbye to his last friend and relives the death that separated the two.

The Weasley twins manage to destroy Voldemort and his Death Eaters? Who could have predicted it? Inspired by Monty Python.

Ron and Ginny must try to overcome the events from the Department of Mysteries, on top of everything else going on -- how can they if Ron has changed and Ginny is in a stupor of depression? How will the two youngest Weasleys deal with the angst of war? A fic about what it means to be brother and sister. Ron/Hermione planned for later chapters.

Hermione smiled looking at herself in the mirror in an empty classroom that had been configured to act as a dressing room. Her dress was simple yet elegant. It was bright white with spaghetti straps, a tight fitting bodice with a bottom that flared out to the ground covering her feet. It was perfect, just right for her wedding.

Language has abandoned him, and memory with it. Only feelings remain, and the faces of those who visit...

The war is over... Voldemort is dead. But at what cost? A dark little piece dealing with death and someone left behind.

She knew that this was not how she wanted to live. She did not want to go down in life known as the baby prostitute. But she was gorgeous, and she knew it. So she used it to her advantage.

One year after the War is over, George still hasn't gotten over Fred's death. Ron swears George needs a distraction to get away from "last year." Then, George meets Kaitlyn Thompson. Kaitlyn is loyal - to a fault. After all, that's what made her a great Hufflepuff. Her older brother (who has problems of his own, mind you) swears she needs to get out more, and break up with her awful boyfriend. Kaitlyn disagrees. Then, she meets George Weasley.

Ginny wants a change then something comes along that gives it to her. It's different and leads her on a path different to what she was dreaming about.

In the sequel to Reuniting, Hermione and Sirius's relationship moves forward. Second in a series of three.

'I hadn't expected such a dramatic reaction, but then again from what I knew of Harry Potter he was not known for doing things by halves.' Companion piece to "Harry Potter and the Legacy of the Light". If you've ever wondered what happened between Chapters Two and Three, wonder no longer.

From the darkest of night, a beacon of light can still shine.

A year after graduation, Harry's finally read to defeat Voldemort. But things get turned upside down, and Harry's in for a whopper of a surprise...

Ever wonder what long forgotten moment Dudley remembered when faced with the dementors in OoTP?

While most of the wizarding world edges slowly away from Walter Jorkins, his old friend Augustus Rookwood accepts an invitation to a decidedly Marxist Christmas party. (Cynthia Rookwood/Evan Rosier)

"...for neither can live while the other survives." The words he so much wants to forget remain. The time has come has come for Harry Potter to face his destiny--will he be able to overcome his fears?

When Hermione comes home after the summer of her fifth year, Mrs. Granger's growing concern prompts an invasion of privacy in the hopes of finding some answers. What happens when her search only results in more questions?

An explanation why she hated him.

For Gilderoy Lockhart, there are a few bumps on the road to recovery...

Draco Malfoy has gone against everything his family believes in...he has fallen in love with a Mudblood.

Severus is grumpy around the Holidays, as usual. On Christmas Eve he finds himself in the library, underneath a repulsive piece of mistletoe and being bothered by Barty Crouch Jr. Things don't turn out quite the way he expected. Just a short little story.

One dies, the other mourns.

Hermione never wanted to be a jealous person; however she could not help it when it came to him.

*Loosely* set in Harry's third year, a Ravenclaw student finds out Professor Lupin's little secret, and together they try to work out who's been spiking his Wolfsbane potion with a love potion...

Because I really wanted Umbridge to die. AU during OotP, wherein Hermione is just a little bit more ruthless.

This one-shot is from Snape's point-of-view just before the boggart scene in PoA. It's a tribute to all those obsessive vampire theorists.