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Yes, your drug-addled eyes saw right - it's a sequel to that most ubiquitous of franchises, "Smoke Two Joints". In this extended sequel- wait, make that threequel, you'll see Draco and Hermione hot-box the Leaky Cauldron's restroom, Fred and George go on a road trip, and Harry practically destroy Number 4 Privet Drive with a party involving copious amounts of weed and alcohol. Guest appearences by The Bitchy Policewoman, Lord V. & His New Monikers, Lucius M., Lucius' cane, and its new partner, the Slytherin Pimp Car. Thrill to the covert yet noisy guest bedroom liasons! Try to find Draco's pants! Question the unruly spellings! Wonder how the hell Michael Jackson got involved in it all! Light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale, and read on!

Another take on Severus Snape’s defection from the Dark Lord. Songfic (don’t worry, mostly fic and only little song, and only in the first chapter). Warning: attempted suicide.

Imagine waking up in the wrong reality. Your former enemies are now your stalwart and true friends. You've lived your whole life being insignificant and petty but suddenly you really seem to matter in the cosmos. Everything's wrong. Wherever you are, and whoever you are, you're not in Kansas anymore...

A newborn child is a blank canvas. Severus Snape did not come into the world as an evil creation, he was born in his father’s image and twisted, over time, into the evil, achingly sad being he is today. This is his story.

The final battle has been fought. Draco has not spoken since. What happened out there and what has happened after...? (Songfic to K's Choice, "God in My Bed")

This is the Harry equivalent of the Draco story I did (Boy), which looks at a brief moment in the life of six-year-old Harry, in the care of those wonderful Dursleys.

And everything changed when Snape realised that she'd left tearstains on his cloak.

This is an AU. Everyone knows the story of Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. What they don't know, is that he's not the only one.

She sat, a lonely girl in the corner and he thought she was waiting for someone. Little did he know she was waiting for him.

Two people meet by the light of the moon, as their past and present collides. A one shot futurefic.

Hermione's daughter has a question: "Mama, tell me about the first time you and Daddy kissed?" Well, most of us remember our first kiss and it isn't usually picture perfect. Ron and Hermione are no exception. This is in response to the fics that have two people who have never kissed before just suddenly kiss so well that it's as though they're seasoned veterans at it or something. Besides, embarrassing stories are so much more fun!

Draco finds the perfect poison to rid him of his least favorite Mudblood at Hogwarts, but ables him to ``have some fun with her at the same time. Will he realise his mistake before it's too late?

Ginny misses his kisses. Ginny gets raped by Harry (no description). Ginny has to make a big decision that will make her lose the thing she loves the most.

The adventures and misadventures of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Life wasn't the best for these four friends. Their struggles to get through it all only made them stronger, wiser, and closer.

Stuck in the hospital, Minerva McGonagall is horrified to hear what has happened in her absence from Hogwarts. Guilty and miserable, she remembers another time that she let Dumbledore down, in the worst possible way.

As Harry and his mates are about to return from their tumultuous trip, they meet the one person they never thought they would see again.

What happened that day Sirius made the worst mistake of his life? Look on into the night of Lily and James’ death.

About a month before his graduation, Harry is called into Professor Dumbledore's office to discuss his decision to become a Healer instead of an Auror. Absolutely pointless Hermione-Harry fluff.

The war is over and Draco switched to the lightside. Hermione is depressed, and who else would she want to cheer her up? Both feel the eventual chemistry and wonder what is changing between them.

Some excerpts: Nelly (the Loch Ness Monster) shook her head at the man with the fluffy pink bathrobe, sitting across from her at the table, she still in a daze. Just two weeks ago this man had come to her lake, disturbing her peace, trying to enlist her help in his plans for world domination, and now they were at a tea party, talking about pink lace and weddings. By this time Harry, along with his girlfriend Ginny, and their friends, Ron and Hermione, left; supposedly back to their home in Fluffville where they owned an (again, pink) house made of fluff. They did not plan on attending the wedding, but then again, who could resist the charms and wiles (feminine or otherwise) of ‘Uncle Voldie’?

Fred and George are on a mission: To get their sister Ginny to stop dating the Slytherin Draco Malfoy. From hair cutting to lip gloss, the two redheads will stop at nothing to get them apart. All the while, Harry has a not-so-secret secret, Hermione and Ron argue(surprise surprise!), and it's all around madness in the castle! Will the twins succeed or will Ginny retaliate? AU, one-shot, and BEFORE Deathly Hallows. Also, there's a little slash, but it's not graphic and it's only mentioned.

When unusual circumstances cause Harry to save Draco’s life, Draco is disgusted at being in his archenemy’s debt and is determined to repay the deed. Tensions run high – as do the stakes – as the Second War descends. But even in the darkness, the two enemies find themselves inexplicably drawn together in the mutual struggle for survival, along with their budding friendship, and the woman they both love. [AU, Post-Hogwarts]

Hermione Granger has started her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. She has lost her parents and, as the boys get older, slowly lost them. Can someone, in both the past and her present, help her?

Petunia Dursley has hated her sister and anything to do with magic for the better part of ten years. On Lily’s wedding day, Petunia puts aside her feelings and grudgingly takes her place as maid-of-honour. What should be a happy day for Petunia turns to one of self-loathing when she discovers though two groomsmen there are more important things than magic to be jealous of. RLSB from Petunia's POV.

Lily and the Marauders are out of Hogwarts, living on their own. James and Lily are engaged, but not married, and they live in Godric's Hollow. ``When a legitimate theatre opens in town, presenting the play Les Miserables, Lily is ecstatic and encourages the boys to``audition with her. However, there turn out to be more than wholesome muggle-borns who are interested in this project. Rated R for some bad words our darling ickle Sirius couldn't keep to himself! (Bad dog!)

Ron Weasley was never known as just Ron Weasley. When he was younger, he was known as Arthur's son or Bill's brother. Then he went to Hogwarts and became Harry Potter's friend. And during the war he gets another nickname, a name that he isn't at all comfortable with.

Voldemort, Hogwarts, and a mysterious forseeing are just some of the things that are on Harry Potter's mind. Beginning in the summer of sixth year, Harry finds that he has feelings for Hermione, but will Ron be in the way? OOTP spoilers!

Before the start of the seventh year term, Hermione is at home. A Death Eater attacks, sending her back in time. There she meets the love of her life.

Summer holiday is not the same as before for three Hogwarts students. Each will find that their individual path is more twisted than they could ever have imagined... but do they ever intertwine? (Set the summer right after HBP.)

Have you ever wondered what exactly the Marauders did while in class? Why, they wrote notes, of course! Here and now you can read the REAL notes from all four marauders with a special quest appearance from Lily Evans (soon to be Potter)! JP/LE, SB/OC, RL/OC, PP/please; you really think I'd give HIM someone to love?

Hermione and Ron are dating, but are they happy together? Something's up with Ginny, and what will happen when Draco Malfoy pokes his nose into things? And what does Blaise Zabini have to do with any of this?

Ginny/?? Ginny is the tease of Hogwarts, but what happens when the guy she actually cares for falls under her spell?

All those times they thought Hermione was at the library, she was actually donning a pink leotard and mask as a crime-fighting diva! Justice is served to Cho Chang and Mary Sue (read if you hate both of them).

To Harry Potter, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are simply firm friends from their Hogwarts days. However, after Sirius' death, Remus reveals the true nature of his relationship with Sirius... a relationship filled with betrayals, uncertainties...and love.

You stare blankly into space for a moment, and I fear you will either laugh or turn me down in front of the whole school. Yet before you humiliate me, please. Hear my story. You may find out there is more to Neville Longbottom than meets the eye.

Hermione, Ron and Harry spend their first summer apart in a twisted story where each friend has a different theme to their story. There's Ron, the lovestruck boy in hiding from evil wizards; Harry, the most famous wizard in the wiarding world, who's sturggling with the recent death of a loved one and still trying to piece together all that has happened in his past; and Hermione, the one who winds up surrounded by freaks in what seemed to be the greatest, most peaceful place on earth, but turns out to be just the opposite. This plot is completely twisted, just as most of the characters in it! Definetly a must-read for those who'd like to see wizards and goth, meantalcase, evil, and beautiful muggles collide.

On the eve of a fateful battle, two Order of the Phoenix members are in an upstairs suite at number twelve, Grimmauld Place. Just before the call from Snape comes in, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are engaged in struggles of their own, fighting both a Boggart and their own emotions.

Harry hasn't been him self since Sirius died; he just can't seem to get out of the hole of depression he's dug himself into. Companisonship is found one night underneath the moon. Song fic to 'Night Swimming' by REM.

Ron/Hermione. A simple chess game acts as a catalyst that begins a chain of events which brings new things to light for Ron and Hermione.

Harry tries to cope with the loss of Ron and Hermione tries to help along, but with a baby on the way..well, we'll see about that. Will be a H/Hr ship

The war is over and the Dark Lord is defeated and somewhere in the wizarding world, a girl is holding her love close to her as life and time slowly slips away... make ready the rolls of tissue paper! Harry/Hermione

Rowena and Helga discuss the school's motto and have some laughs. WARNING: Contains male-bashing.

Dean must help a shattered not-friend get her life back together.

The unthinkable had happened. The one thing that everyone had thought that was impossible had happened. The one person they had all put their faith in, had betrayed them. Harry Potter had switched sides. Read how Draco tries to get his loved one back. H/D slash!

Eleven years ago, a former American Death Eater by the name of Robert Peters and his wife, Catherine, left their infant daughter on the steps of The Merlin House Orphanage in Diagon Alley, never to be heard from again. Now in 2000, Lily Marie Peters is eleven years old and about to begin her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. With a mysterious sapphire necklace to guide her, Lily will unlock the secrets of her past and find more than she expected within the castle walls... An OC story with a tinge of AU added later in the series.

In this response to the Classic Canon Challenge, Jane Austen's EMMA is retold as taking place in Wales in the late 1970s, back in the halceyon days when the Marauders were young. It is an AU from the Harry Potter books.

Draco hates what he sees in Harry's eyes and vows to change it.

A song-fic to The Calling's "Could It Be Any Harder" a short, told from Draco's point of view. H/D slash.

After a drunken encounter, Draco wakes up next to Ginny. This one mistake turns out to be the best he ever makes. Set to Weezer's "Butterfly"

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. Some things defy explanation. A story of love, life and Quidditch (not neccessarily in that order, this is one of them. [Marcus/Oliver, set post-OotP.]

What happens to a wet invisibility cloak? Harry and Draco discover the answer on a wet afternoon. Summer rain is an astonishing thing.

You hate her... but why? Because she is perfect? She's far from it but you can't see that, can you? You don't want to see that! WARNING: this concerns some serious issues that may not be suitable for all. Be wise when choosing to read it!

Something changed for Ginny during her stay at Grimmauld Place – something no one could have expected, especially Lupin. This is a short story about them getting to know each other better just from reading between the lines.

"Tom, what do you want from me?" she had asked, her face so open and trusting. That was the first time I had saw her. She was such a child then, barely ready to stray from her mother's apron strings, unable to have an inkling of an idea of what the world outside her safe, warm home was like.

What happens when you fall in love? Ron explores this question when he tries to ask Hermione out, but gets side-tracked into thinking a very bad possibility.

A series of vignettes showcasing the strengths of each Hogwarts house.

Ginny decides that for her sixth year at Hogwarts, she wants to take a journey in self-improvement.

One night during the hunt for Horcruxes, Hermione reflects on her family, on her boys, and on her guitar...which, in true Hermione fashion, Harry and Ron knew nothing about until she chose to enlighten them.

Hermione looks and listens and learns secrets, but sometime you have to ask the hard questions, as Lupin well knows. Falls just prior to the beginning of OotP. Gen.

Draco had the perfect life for three years but when he was arrested, it sent that perfect life spiraling off into nothingness. Now Draco will go to any lengths to get back that life. But can he? And does that life even want him back?

He hasn’t slept in Mother’s bed since he was four years old, when he scampered down the hall in the sweat of a nightmare.

This is Harry Potter's sixth year at Hogwarts, dealing with the death of his Godfather, the changes in friendships, and the teeny problem he likes to call Voldemort.

James wakes up too early for Lily's liking, and she thinks something's up. Well, she's right. Sirius makes small talk with Narcissa at breakfast, Alice is hopped up about Honeydukes. Remus reads poetry, Lily daydreams about a baby. Prongs proposes, James gets a dunk in the lake. Butterbeer flows. Fluffy James/Lily piece.

There is a dark secret no one knows about the phoenix. No one save Severus Snape, but no one listens.

Something went wrong with the time turner. Where has it taken Harry? A time when Voldemort took advantage of his disappearance, a time where there are no more muggles, a time where only the purebloods are looked upon as masters. Can he live in this time without revealing who he really is? And that he isn't Tristan Dander that Dave Riddle thinks he is?

Mortie Wimsey, a descendant of famous Lord Peter Wimsey, a second-year Gryffindor, once, strolling along the Lake on Sunday, hears a hideous yell...

A HBP Missing Moment. Harry\'s thoughts on the night Dumbledore dies while he\'s lying in his bed and realizes that he can no longer hear Fawkes singing. Harry is truly alone...or is he?

Very strange, stupid, plotless, and pointless. Fred and George get some revelations that are also very strange, stupid, plotless, and pointless. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Just as war breaks out, there's a new face at Hogwarts. Is it coincindence?

Hermione tells how she arrived, and wonders where she will go from here. Femslash/Femmeslash. Hermione/Ginny, Hermione/Millicent.

A new girl mysteriously appears at Hogwarts during the Marauders' sixth year. Her journey to self-discovery leads her to uncover the truth about an unknown time guardian and prophecies that will help her set everything right...in time.

Harry and some boys are going to live twenty days in a castle, competing in a bachelorette-competition, with Hermione as the prize! She'll ditch one a day until there's only one left. But that's not all what happens: butterbeer parties, stupid tasks, betting, body transparation and ugly sofas comes up all the time. As if that’s not enough, Harry has to share a bed with Percy!

Did you ever wonder what made Petunia hate Lily so much? Could``it be because of... The Marauders?! A tale of what happened when Petunia``finally had enough. Takes place during their first year, at Thanksgiving break.``And yes, I know Europeans don't celebrate Thanksgiving, but I really don't care.

"I fell down the stairs." I live with it every day. It's the only way to feel even if it's pain. I get cut, I bruise, I bleed, and I live with it. Susan lives with it as well. We share common ground. We're rebellious, against the world, and don't have anything to live for. I just don't want to sit around and wait to die... "Harry, don't be ridiculous!" So long, you did me so wrong, I don't want to go on living in this world without you.

Therapist!Hermione tries to help Harry and Draco work out their rocky relationship. Complete with nightmares, mid-coital faces, cooking, bathtubs, hilarity, and a bit of fluff! (Slash: Harry/Draco)

After the great Marauder-turned-Professor experiment reaches its inevitable end, Remus Lupin meets a Muggle who is more connected to the Wizarding World than he ever could have imagined. Their story becomes an epic tale all its own.

Hephaeta Stewart is coming to Hogwarts. But she is no ordinary student. Born with Cerebral Palsy which necessitates the use of a wheelchair, she is still quite powerful in magic. Remus Lupin is designated as her guide to Hogwarts. Sirius Black is given an unique opportunity to be her guardian and helper so he doesn't have to spend his time locked up at Grimmauld Place. Alternate POV and AU of Harry’s fifth year.

Voldemort is back and his six year reign of terror has only begun. On the inside are Harry Potter and his friends--and enemies--being protected by only the Hogwarts school walls. But what happens when the walls of Hogwarts can no longer protect them?

Bianca is seventeen…and is starting her seventh year at Hogwarts. But she's smarter than she seems-and she has a horrible secret that not even she is aware of. Includes plenty of: the Weasley twins (you know you love them!), suspense, love triangles-and quadrilaterals, and eventually Voldemort (gasp!).

The first story in the Christmas Tales Series. Commencing its debut in Christmas 2003, this beginning Incarnation will delve into moments of betrayal and forlorn. ````The true meaning of Christmas is viewed with a wide new scope as adults and children face personal dilemmas. Hints of merry-making, joy, and laughter are a subtle addition to this wondrous series, not to mention scenes which linger the minds of very young children.````This story is open to everyone of any age. Vivid imagery are used, and the characters are those which readers can easily feel passionate for. The magical creatures are also a sweet, little segment of creatures taken from canon.

There is not much more to say than...Harry loves Draco and Draco loves Harry.

It all started when I realized it was completely possible that J.K. might kill Harry off...

It's Ron's 21st birthday - will he get what he really wants? The answer is no. But what happens when someone gives Harry firewhiskey? And what happens when Fred and George find a blender? ``Starring Kleptomaniac!Ron, Drunk!Harry, Desperate!Ginny, and lots of firewhiskey...

A short ficlet. Harry is in Edinburgh and drunk, he hates Snape, and he tries to explain why. Or why not, as the case may be.

They said he crashed and burned / I guess I’ll never learn why any boy should die so young... / And objects in the rearview mirror / They appear closer than they are On the anniversary of Fred's death, George looks back on his beloved brother. Written to the first verse and chorus of Meatloaf's "Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are"... Warning: There is a teeny-tiny mention of slash, in particular twinsest. Not your thing, don't read it.

An exploration of the effect of

When two enemies look in the Mirror of Erised, both see the others' reflection, yet they refuse to face that they might both have a place in each other's hearts, until an event forces them to either refute or accept their heart's own statement...

Have you ever truly looked at Trelawney's predictions? Not just the two prophecies, but the ones she tosses off in class? Would it amaze you to discover they are true?

‘I remember everything. I remember when we first met... I didn't even know a Ron Weasley or Harry Potter existed...’ Hermione reflects back on her time with Draco, a time nobody even knew existed.

One girl is about to find the true meaning of love.

Terror, panic, and confusion made up the First War. The Dark Lord and his Death Eaters kept the Wizarding World in a state of darkness and war for over a decade. But what if Halloween of 1981 hadn't ended it, and the war had continued for years? What if things had happened differently and a family's lives were saved?

A slashy AU: London, early 1900’s. Severus is a detective with a dark past which (surprise, surprise) includes misguided allegiance to a Tom Riddle. Years have passed, and just when he was about to put it all behind him a certain Mr. Harry Potter walks into his office. Harry claims Riddle has escaped from jail and is after his blood for reasons unknown. But is Riddle really gunning for Potter or is that just an excuse to get what he really wants? And there’s something not quite so innocent about Harry...

"It was a well known fact throughout all of Hogwarts that Gryffindors were chosen by the Sorting Hat based upon their above average levels of bravery. And while Harry loved his house wholeheartedly, there were days when he resented the hell out of that particular reputation." [H/D, Slash]

(Prequel to every other fic GreenLily has posted) James and Sirius have always known that they would go to Hogwarts. Remus has had his doubts for obvious reasons. Lily did not know she was a witch until she received her letter. She is facing prejudice from her sister because she's a witch and prejudice from certain members of the wizard community because she is muggle-born. What's a girl to do?

Hermione finds an abandoned woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack and takes it for her own.

George Weasley was comfortable in his loathing of Draco Malfoy until a temper tantrum led him to the Room of Requirement and changed everything.

"Midsummer was always the most difficult time of year. There would be moments when Ginny became absolutely convinced someone was standing right behind her, but whenever she turned around, no one was there."

On Friday 27th of December, Ron and Hermione find themselves in a very strange situation - they are each other!

Albus Dumbledore had a plan.

Aldura White, an unsuspecting Muggle, gets transported to Albus Dumbledore before getting into a horrific car accident, which could have led to the end of her life. While talking with Dumbledore, Ally gets offered a chance to save a family and change the future directly. She accepts, but gets more than she bargained for.