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Will you marry me? It’s a simple enough sentence right? But for the eight Gryffindors in Harry’s year, each has different experiences with the phrase. They range from R/Hr’s casual proposal, in which they might have easily have been talking about a shopping list, to Pavati having to turn down a very public proposal.

One day a paper dragon bumped into Pansy's head. It read "I love you".

Blaise Zabini isn't what you'd call normal, although you wouldn't be able to tell that from just looking at him, that is, if you can remember what he looks like in the first place. The thing is, Blaise doesn't conform to everyone else's reality, and when the boarder between the two is breached, Blaise may not have the desired response...

Remus and Ariadne Lupin have the same problems as any other newlyweds - work, money, in-laws, communication - and, of course, werewolves. Will her idealism collapse under the pressure of his lycanthropy? Or will her approach take him by surprise yet? Part III of

Female!Blaise Zabini is given orders to turn spy at Hogwarts for Lucius Malfoy. In order to do so, she has to gain Harry's love and trust - not an easy thing to do when she's never even spoken to him. Problems arise when Blaise finds herself falling in love - and it's not Harry.

Summer at the Burrow. Ron's miserable because Hermione has just broken off their fledgling two month relationship because of 'Someone Else'. Ginny tries her best to fix all concerned and ends up finding what she's wanted since 2nd year.

Amidst the Second War, in a changing world, two people – Ginevra Weasley and Draco Malfoy – find themselves, and each other… D/G

Remus Lupin, resident werewolf of the Order of the Phoenix, meets Nymphadora Tonks, newly instated Metamorphamagus. Involves a troll's-leg umbrella stand, a prophecy, a hospital visit or two, a photograph, a phoenix, and a few transformations (some more painful than others). *Rating and warning are just in case*

It is Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and he doesn't know what to expect this year. Ron's having strange dreams. Hermione is getting impatient with Ron and also doing a lot of research. Draco is acting very oddly. Blaise is getting tired of the enmity between the houses. And there are new arrivals at Hogwarts. R/Hr H/?

In the midst of war, two men come together finding support and love despite the horrors around them. One is quietly fulfilling part of a prophecy, the other is giving him the strength to do so. Neville Longbottom has never known anyone like Charlie Weasley. (NL/CW)

The summer of Hermione Granger's fifth year is upon her. So far it has proved to be uneventful until Harry calls her and is in desperate need of her help. Feelings between the two blossom and every second, it grows harder and harder for Hermione to tell him... and it's not what you think.

It's their seventh year and Harry and Hermione have just broken up. But then an interesting relationship with Hermione and Draco unfolds in detention... They begin a secret relationship, but at the end of the year, it all ends and Harry wants her back. Seven years later. Hermione is engaged to Harry when Draco crosses her path once more. Will old feelings be rekindled? H/Hr D/Hr

Ever wonder what would have happend if it were Neville instead of Harry who was marked by Voldemort? In this AU fic, James and Lily Potter are still alive, Ron and Harry are still best friends, and a whole new generation of Marauders run amok. Set in their sixth year at Hogwarts. Rated R for violence, language, sex and other goodies.

Five years after the defeat of Voldemort at the hands of Harry Potter, the wizarding world is at a time of seeming prosperity. Ginny Weasley is an up-and-coming writer for the Daily Prophet, Hermione Granger is a Senior Healer at St. Mungo's; Ron Weasley is a high-ranking Auror and the Weasley Twins' business couldn't be better. But where's Harry in the picture? Ron thinks he's insane, Ginny believes he's merely taking a break from the pressure, and Dumbledore fears for his life. Join them as they discover just what Harry has been doing for the last five years. And through it all, a shadowy and ancient organization rises from the ashes and becomes a threat that will shake the Wizarding world to its very foundations. . .

While Harry mourns over the summer holidays, he learns that more can go wrong than he ever imagined. He never thought he would have anything in common with Snape. If he needs the Order to rescue him now, how will he survive on his own?

Post-DH George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, prompted by Rowling's saying of the pairing that "maybe it's a bit unhealthy, but I think that they would've been happy." A writing challenge if I ever saw one ;)

How could she do this to me? How? After all I did for her, everything that happened, this is how she repays me? By saying she loves me? ``Draco/Ginny

All Hermione Granger wants is for her thirtieth birthday to be just like any other day. All Severus Snape wants is some black market lethifold fur. But it’s never that simple. What you want isn’t always what you get, and sometimes what you get...isn’t too bad, actually. AU Futurefic. Non-DH-compliant, for obvious reasons.

A series of vignettes, set post HBP. Voldemort's gone, and one girl has the courage to stand up for what she believes, despite her family. A series of scenes.

"Talk with us, Lord, Thyself reveal, While here o’er earth we rove; Speak to our hearts, and let us feel The kindling of Thy love."

It was Harry's destiny to vanquish the Dark Lord or die trying, but now that the prophecy has been fulfilled, Harry is left with no reason to exist. To most, he is a hero, but in his own eyes, he has failed, and two losses haunt him especially: that of his godfather, slain in combat, and that of the double agent whose body was never found. The first nearly destroyed him; the second has the power to save him. But only if he has the strength to face the past, for there are worse things than death hidden in the dark dreams and devices of A Scent of Memory.

Harry Potter finds himself inexplicably attracted to Pansy Parkinson. She absolutely refuses to reciprocate until he formally and politely requests her affections in Parseltongue. Harry does his very best to accommodate her request.

Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, Luna, Ginny, Pansy, and Cho are playing a game of spin-the-bottle in the Astronomy Tower one night for fun. Everyone is blind-folded so they can't see who they kiss. When it's Harry's turn...who does he end up kissing? Take a wild guess! Fluffly little romance fic!

A weekly issued Hogwarts newspaper… a wine-drinking, guitar-playing Draco… a frantic, stressed and sleep-deprived Hermione… a clichéd yet not-so-clichéd talent show.... And in between it all, a romance blooms. DM/HG

It seemed so easy for my hands to let go of his small body. Petunia remembers and Harry understands.

Theodore Nott has always been the overlooked Slytherin. Overshadowed by the goonish Crabbe and Goyle, the snotty Draco Malfoy, the charismatic Montague, the forbidding Flint, and the shrill Pansy Parkinson, he has always managed to slip under people's radars. At the urging of his elderly father, Theo joins the Death Eaters in his sixth year, along with a group of his Slytherin acquaintances. Now all he has to do is keep his head down and do what he does best; be ignored. It should be easy, right? Wrong. The Dark Lord has implemented a new reward system for his followers: captured Mudbloods. And Gryffindors Hermione Granger, Katie Bell, and Slytherin's own Tracey Davis are among them.

(Pre-HBP, and written before Blaise Zabini was confirmed as male). Blaise lived an unfortunate life, with her alcoholic mother and no father. That is, until her mother dies, her grandmother takes her in, and Hogwarts sends her an acceptance letter. Then she's off, learning magic and living the life she's always wanted. What with pranking, Yule Balls, and the most annoying little crush on one Draco Malfoy, Blaise's life is definitely a lot more interesting.

A drunken Harry Potter causes a few problems which lead to the changing of Voldemort's (and, consequentially, everyone else's) gender. Now we follow the life of Hayle Potter. It has ups, downs, a Malfoy in Gryffindor, Hayle remembering Harry, and overall, love in the most unexpected of places. Lots of femmeslash; HP/DM, SB/RL, SS/OC. Rated for language, self-injury, implied suicide, rape, incest, and sexual content.

If you are a R/Hr shipper, this story is for you! I wrote this story judging by how I think they would really act. A short but fluffy fic!

All was well, Harry thought, as his sons departed for Hogwarts. Yet those three words are never certain. The wizarding world has known peace, but it can't last forever. Join Harry Potter and his family one more time, as the adventure begins anew....

The story of James Potter and Lily Evans -- how they came together and what threatened to tear them apart. What if the reason Snape hated James went beyond jealousy for Quidditch? What if it was jealousy for love? And what events could occur if Lucius took advantage of that love? What did the Marauders and Lily go through during the Voldemort rebellion? How did Lucius and Severus become Death Eaters? Did the Marauders approve of James and Lily's romance? This is my take on the incredible story of the first generation. Beginning from the end of the sixth year to the time of James' and Lily's death. (Note: Lucius is in the Marauder's class for the sake of the story.)

AU Post OotP. What would you do if you wanted to make sure the world was kept protected in times of extreme need? What would you do if you were stranded far from home with no way back? Would you seize the opportunity, or panic? That is the choice Harry must make if he is to save the world from a disastrous fate. Join Harry and Ginny as they face the weirdest challenge they have ever faced. The question is, will they survive long enough to get around to banishing Voldemort, or will the insanity that is life finish them first?

How do you go on when you've forgetten the last 16 months of your life? Harry has an accident and, as always, turns to Hermione for help.

It was about time a Hufflepuff took the spotlight. For years, the Gryffindors had been stealing their glory. When they finally had a chance for fame, their hero was brutally murdered by the most evil wizard of their time. And a Gryffindor got all the attention. Now comes another chance. Meet Susan Bones. Often overlooked and overshadowed, she enters Hogwarts for her sixth year knowing that this year will be different. The Ministry is finally admitting the return of You-Know-Who, and the wizarding world is preparing for war. So in all of this, what will one unknown Hufflepuff do?

The sixth year finds Hermione coming to terms with her feelings for Ron, Harry coming to terms with his prophecy, and a new student turning the trio into a quartet and making Katie Bell forget Oliver Wood.

Hogwarts, 1977, and much that ensues in the Marauders' sixth year. We'll see familiar people, unfamiliar people, people that would seem to be familiar ``but are in fact not at all what you expected, and some slash.

It's the summer after Harry's fifth year, and the new magical government faces an unexpected challenge: England is being swarmed by ghosts, spooks, and spirits! Even the Spirit Division can't handle it - but Arthur Weasley knows four Americans who can. Yep, it's a Harry Potter / Ghostbusters crossover!

After the events of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, he finds himself spiraling deeper and deeper into depression. Will someone help him save himself before he gives in to despair? H/Hr Pairing.

Tonks goes on a blind date, Remus gets jealous, Sirius gets drunk, Dumbledore gets involved, and Molly embarrasses herself. Just an ordinary day at Grimmauld place, really. Takes place during OotP, and details how Remus and Tonks ended up together.

With the arrival of the second war, Remus Lupin learns first hand the meaning of Collateral Damage.

Harry gets a new job and meets an old friend.

A dark and handsome new teacher arrives at Hogwarts, uncovering mysteries about himself and everything around him. New powers and new romances are discovered, with lots of snogging along the way!

When his best enemy starts to ignore him, Draco Malfoy comes up with a new plan to be part of Harry Potter's life. Featuring ancient wands, bloody thorns, bored goblins, and gratuitous growling.``(Draco/Harry)

The Marauders Era has been called the greatest story Rowling never wrote. There is more to four boys than who they fall in love with. Seven years with the marauders through their eyes.

Narcissa managed to marry the man of her dreams. But perhaps he's not as dreamy as she thought.

Harry Potter ran away one day, tired of watching others suffer for his ignorance. He couldn't sit on the sidelines and wait for someone else to tell him what to do any more. Luck, as always, is on his side as he works to make a place for himself, not only in the war, but in life. Some very old magic is at work, allowing him to do far more then he thought he could. Tangled events drive Harry to realise that the world outside of Hogwarts and Privet Drive is bigger and more wonderful then he could have imagined. (Rated R for adult themes, mild language, homosexuality.)

With only a few weeks left of seventh year, Hermione and Blaise’s friends decide to take things into their own hands.

Harry Potter has just finished his fifth year at Hogwarts and is trying to cope with all the stress of being a teenager and the Boy Who Lived in the middle of a terrible war. Unfortunately for Harry, trouble always seems to find him anyway. Surrounded by uncertainties and difficulties, Harry must remain strong as he discovers that he must follow his heart if he wants to keep the world from crashing down upon him. A post-OotP fic began before HBP but only beginning to see the light of day now. Warning: het and slash contained inside. Rating for later chapters.

When Harry was possessed by Voldemort at the end of OotP he wakes up on the floor of the Ministry. What if he had gone into a coma instead and stayed there for five and a half years? When he wakes up his youth is gone, his friends have moved on and Voldemort is still gaining power. To top it off he has a new ability he has gained to deal with. Based on The Dead Zone by Stephen King.

No one walks alone from choice. Harry must decide what to do about the Prophecy. H/Hr.

Sequel to Moonlight and Roses. The day has finally come, Remus and Tonks are getting married. Masses of Weasleys all converge on Potter Manor for the ceremony, and Remus has pre-wedding jitters.

It is after Hogwarts. Ron and Hermione are married and Harry is engaged to Ginny. Everything seems perfect, but then Ron notices something and wishes he hadn't. However, he summons up his courage and decides to do what is right over what is easy. A One-Shot in Three Parts. Complete.

James likes Lily. Maybe not as much as he likes Quidditch. She might like him, too - but unfortunately, Sirius, Remus and Peter have got it in their heads to be helpful. The Slytherins are less than amused by proceedings. Complications ensue.

Hermione checked the book beside her to make sure she was doing the spell correctly. She was. Down to the last flick of the wand. So she muttered the incantation again, just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke. Seven times can't be a fluke...Deep breath.

Just what steps did Lord Voldemort take in his quest for immortality? Why did the most powerful wizard in the world feel compelled to take them? This tale, set in 1980, follows Remus Lupin and Sirius Black on a mission for the original Order of the Phoenix. Their goal – to prevent Lord Voldemort from obtaining the one thing that will guarantee him immortality.

In the life of every pureblood family member, a surname plays a vital role in determining who they are. Without a proper pureblood surname, that person is nothing. When Harry Brumnder learns that not only he is not just a common teenager with a troubled childhood but an heir to a large estate and immense of wealth, it shakes his foundation. A story about surviving the test of foreign worlds and learning to coexist with not only a different society, but also a different perspective on life. The Potter bloodline is going to bleed its true colors in a battle for what is right.

Ever wonder if a broomstick could bring two people together? Sure. One little joyride on a Firebolt sends Hermione right into Harry's arms, literally. What will become of this little escapade? Read and find out.

Five years after the fall of Lord Voldemort, all of his old followers have been rounded up and killed or sentenced to life in Azkaban. All except one, who was found on a cold winter night with his throat torn out by a werewolf. Severus Snape is called before the Wizengamot to give testimony that may free his most despised colleague -- or send him to Azkaban for life.

His life with the Dursleys has never been ideal. Harry has learned to accept that. Sirius doesn't think he should have to.

A Seer named Spike from a demonic law firm has had a vision of Hogwarts – one of the residents dying a violent death at the hands of Master Vampire named Drusilla. While trying to prevent the vision, the true extent Second War is revealed. The wizarding world’s war has spilt into another world – the Supernatural. For the Supernatural to survive, sides must be chosen or the war will trample them all. With Harry Potter dreaming someone else’s dreams, along with Malfoy and Weasley trying to kill each other daily, its life as usual for the students. At least, until their world, too, is ruined. The Second War has wrought this new world; it is time to reap what has been sown.

Life may turn out to be not so easy, if your father is a loyal servant to Lord Voldemort and you have a crush on two girls who happen to be your enemies. Adventurous fic, full of my own unique humor and situations that even Rowling would be proud to have created

A week before returning for her seventh year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley uncovers a troubling family secret. She isn't who she thought she was, and when she finds out her true heritage, she is heartbroken. Through tears and turmoil, she fights to reunite lost relatives. After all, nothing is ever truly gone. Is it?

Weary and discouraged from little success on their mission, Harry finds comfort and a few revelations in a late-night talk with Hermione. A fic for H/Hr shippers in the aftermath of Half-Blood Prince.

Romance is chemistry between two people and certainly a very complicated thing that pops up at all times and in all forms. And Hogwarts sure had its share of that. What did the female half of five famous Hogwarts couples think of their partner before they got together?

After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Draco Malfoy is forced to hide temporarily in Muggle London. Not only is the shift unsettling in itself but certain people reappear in his life in an unexpected way. One of those people is Hermione Granger.

Crossfiction with Chronicles of Riddick. In the Department of Mysteries something crosses the Veil. Riddick. Sirius Black. Two people. One body. And that was just the beginning... Takes place after The Half-Blood Prince. Warning: Strong language (like in the COR movie) but no overly graphic violence or graphic sex.

Welcome back to the next thrilling episode of the Ravenclaw Four doing what Ravenclaws do best...though it's not clear what that is. A lot has happened since the end of their first year - Ari is horrifically angry at her mother; Ema, for once, is not; no one has heard from Jamie all summer; and it's unclear whether or not Ronnie is surviving the summer. All will be revealed in this breathtaking first chapter of Twilight to Dusk!

In the summer following the trio's sixth year, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves holed up at Privet Drive. Little did they know that it would be the final summer before their worlds were turned completely inside-out. And for Ron and Hermione, it was their final opportunity to tell one another exactly how they felt.

At the beginning of his fifth year at Hogwarts, Regulus Black didn't have anything more important to worry about than whether or not he had completed his Charms homework. That was before the letters started arriving; unsigned and unexpected, on crisp, yellowed parchment, and bearing vague warnings of impending danger. Narcissa's being blackmailed. Bellatrix is caught up in a single-minded determination to erase the past, quite possibly at the expense of the future. And then, through these letters, there comes a choice with consequences more severe than even Regulus could anticipate.

Two hogwarts students start receiving strange dreams that could mean a whole lot more than they appear too. Old magics, enchanted swords, travels in death, disgruntled princes, prissy Queens. A sabriel/lirael (written by Garth Nix) crossover.

At a dinner-party to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the founding of the DA, Harry and Ginny consider what might have happened if they had chosen different paths--and different partners.

Ginny made a decision once and she was sure that it was the right one. When it goes wrong, she ran away to clear her head and entered a safe place. A bar. She wished she could get another chance at the one time she made a bad decision that tore her life apart. That night, a man called Janos Elliot gave her that chance.

The Dark Mark burned black against his arm, a constant reminder of his pledge to serve the Dark Lord. It's Draco's sixth year at Hogwarts and a task has been set to him, one no one has ever been able to successfully carry through, but how can he possibly complete it when every night he wakes up from increasingly distressing dreams involving him in sticky situations with a certain black-haired boy? This is the tale of an unrequited love affair, and a boy torn in half; on the one hand, his family, his sworn master, his destiny. But on the other is perhaps what he's been searching for his entire life. This is the story of Draco Malfoy and the Boy Who Lived. (Book 6 from Draco's perspective.)

James is in love with Lily -- there's only one problem. The problem is that she doesn't know it. When McGonagall makes them tutor each other in Transfigurations (for Lily) and Charms (for James).. feelings arise between the two. Is it love, hate, or a friendship? What will happen?

How can some some muggles, a bunch of first-years, a couple of Hogwarts misfits, a redheaded nerd, old enemies, ex-wives, a werewolf, a few Death Eaters, lots of dead people, and a witch that knows nothing about Quiddich save the day?

After seven years of war, there is nothing the wizarding world wants more than to just forget. Lucius/Hermione

Hermione Granger is a pacifist, a girl who believes in reason and in arguing things out. In this fic, she bears courageous witness to her beliefs in conditions of terrible danger. But can she succeed?

Precisely HOW does a thirty-seven year old, unemployed virginal werewolf snatch a malignantly clumsy twenty-something? With pity, alcohol, Mundungus Couture, evil rednecks, underage drinking, bad haircuts, poor role models, suicide, remorse, neo-existentialism and badly off-key Smiths songs. Gripping romance! Edge-of-your-seat entertainment! Tee-shirts that say 'Hottie Diva 69!' RL/NT and RW/HG! All this and far, far less.

A war lurks on the horizon as Mars comes in close proximity to the Earth... Meanwhile, a nefarious scheme and plenty of assassination attempts riddle an adventure like no other -- Harry must end an impending war with the Muggles before it begins, except it seems as if a war is inevitable as a prophecy is revealed, foretelling this same war. With a war within Hogwarts inevitable, two wizards of new importance must rise beyond the shadows and bring an end to the House war... Meanwhile, Ron is experiencing pangs of something hard to describe as something available to him closes its doors.

A tale of two sisters: one who died young, forfeiting her life for her tiny son and a cause that she believed in, and the other who took a lifetime to discover that there are consequences for every action, especially when two little boys get caught in the crossfire.

The prince of nastiness, aka Draco Malfoy, reviews a horrific past filled with love, death, destruction, and angst.

A week before Harry's twentieth birthday, he begins to question the direction his life is taking and where Ginny fits into all of it. He must search his soul and his heart in order to find peace. SEQUEL to ONE YEAR

When Hermione broke up with Ron (for real, for good, forever) she didn't rage and she didn't yell and she didn't cry. [H/Hr]

At first sight, this is the story of Ophelia Ravenscroft, a young lady attending Hogwarts and in the same class as Harry and the rest. However, as time progresses, she serves as more of a narrator through which we learn more about Snape, the entire Malfoy family, and maybe even some other characters...? O/C but not Mary Sue. Eventual Slash. PG-13, R in the future.

"It hurts so bad to realise you failed to do the one thing you wanted to do most in the entire world… Make somebody love you as much as you love him."``Shiphrah Johnstone met the love of her live almost sixty years ago and she tells the Quibbler all about it. What was Tom Riddle like before Voldemort? Read and find out!

Power, hatred, lust, a common goal... in Bellatrix Black-Lestrange's world, nothing is about love. What may have once been leaves her only with an unrequited hatred, and a renewed quest for power.

First came the warnings, then came the Mark, then came the terror...now, Severus lives his life in the shadows of these memories, but for how long?

Take canon, feed it to a cow, then serve it up at McDonalds, and you have The Upbringing of Harry Black. What have happened if Hagrid had given Harry up to Sirius the night Voldemort killed the Potters? Sirius would flee to America and own a coffee shop in Manhattan, Harry would attend the Cunningham Institute for young Witches and Wizards and wear (gasp!) Gap clothing, and Remus would be the writer of bodice-ripper werewolf stories. But some things are still the same. Voldemort is still out there, gaining strength and waiting to find the baby that everyone thinks is dead.

Secrets are discovered and two relationships are broken... can they find love again?

Draco forgets something very important. Post-Hogwarts D/G.

The results of the newest Weasley twins invention. They didn't mean any harm, but what do you expect when dealing with a lust potion? Remus/Tonks

“Because if you died, well. Who else would I manage to bicker and have unresolved sexual tension with?” [Post OotP, Harry/Draco.]

Who would believe that I, Hermione Jane Granger, loved my best friend, the Boy-Who-Lived? Ron, that’s who. Ronald Bilius Weasley, who can’t even pass Divination, let alone understand girls, figured out that I loved Harry James Potter.

Hermione Granger was very happy at her job, overtime was left behind in her loyalty to her boss. But, one day she was walking down Diagon Alley, she bumped into the person she least expected. But will that person be unwelcome?

Description: Remember Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle from the movie My Fair Lady? Here is my HP version of it. Harry met Hermione outside the theater on a rainy night. With Harry as the paranoid phonetics professor and Hermione as the terrible accented flower girl, a whole new adventure was about to begin. An answer to the challenge from Shooting-Star in the Challenge section of Portkey.org. Please read and review.

Things could be looking good for Neville/Luna, but a devastating story about what really happened the night Voldemort was defeated changes everything. Neville is determined to stop loving Luna, and hopes that with the help of Ginny Weasley, this can be accomplished. How long can Neville hold out? Does not hurting Luna mean hurting himself? Fatal Fireflowers, lost love letters, and forgotten Herbology textbooks are just some of the things on Neville's mind as Ginny tells about her relationship with Harry and Luna's "creatures" are explained. Includes N/L, H/G, and a bit of R/Hr.

Ron's running after Hermione, Hermione's running after Harry, and Harry's running after...? But why is Harry running? Love is in the air!

For years he has been teasing Harry about his scar but when Draco witnesses his worst vision so far, things change. He is faced with a choice. To help or to hinder? The side of Light or the side of Dark? What will he choose and what will the consequences of his actions be? Every choice is critical, especially now that Harry's vision indictates that something much worse is to come. Can the revival of a legendary race of witches and wizards be enough to save the wizarding world?

Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and Voldemort hasn't been seen since. One year later, as Harry struggles to complete his first year of Auror training, he has a vision of a friend in trouble. What does it mean? And more importantly, where will it lead him? Every decision he makes will take him closer to the truth, with suprising confrontations along the way, and a shocking betrayal. Written as a screenplay. H/G, R/Hr, N/L

When the sire is Padfoot, Aunt Marge, Muggles and wizards alike will find there'll definitely "be something wrong with the pup"!