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Eau de Hermione by Briana Rose
11/22/2004A young man\'s foray into the unknown produces a Christmas gift of questionable proportions. But hey, it\'s the thought that counts, right? A Ron/Hermione story for the crappy gift buyer in all of us.
Battle of the Bands by Aether Nyte
01/07/2005When Dumbledore brings the Muggle tradition of Battle of the Bands to Hogwarts, Harry finds his opportunity to tell how he feels. The object of his affections likes Muggle music, or at least, Harry hopes so. An excuse for fluff and good music. H/D
Finding the Difference by Stinkybubbles
10/30/2003Ron has always been Harry's guide to the differences between the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, but he missed one crucial point. The boys are teaching at Hogwarts when Harry finds the difference.
The Christmas Surprise by cindale
05/17/2004Draco is acting strange. What's he on about? A fluffy fic, with a twist at the end. Written for a friend who was feeling down, to cheer her up. Draco/Ginny
Ginny's First Match by Gwendolyn
09/07/2003Ginny Weasley would have done better to retire early before her first Quidditch match. Now she's paying the consequences for her stupidity. Sugar Quill's Forbidden Forest Exploration Mission 2003.
Ginny's Diary by Napokat
06/24/2005What is your greatest fear? The death of the ones you love? How about a diary? Ginny decides to face her fear. What will her diary hold of her feelings? Harry? Ron and Hermione's relationship?
She'll Get Over It by Siofra The Elf
10/24/2004A few snapshots from the life of Nymphadora Tonks. Involving Sirius’s addiction to coffee, fetch with the Giant Squid, the birth of Harry Potter, and dungbombs. One theme runs true through her entire life, one thing she can‘t escape from. But, as Remus is so fond of saying, she’ll get over it. Won’t she?
Secret Boxes by ForeverSirius77
10/11/2007“Nothing weighs on us so heavily as a secret.†A late night stroll to clear the mind leads to an unlikely conversation between two friends, where walls that have spent years being built up are suddenly torn down.
Bringing Ron Back by My_Kimmy
05/31/2005"You don't hurt Ron. You just don't." Ron turns up dead. Harry's really not sure he can handle that. The thing he IS sure he can handle is really quite sickening.
I'm Having Problems With My Pants by Katie and Danielle
09/12/2004"HARRY POTTER! You pervert!” This shocked exclaimation is only the first of many in this engrossing (and just plain GROSSing) tale of epic proportions. Originally titled, “Harry Potter and the Random Orgies of Hogwarts” (that title was far too dirty and not very funny), this nonsensical narrative will confuse far beyond your wildest dreams.
Two Starcrossed Lovers by Summer Walters
01/11/2004It's their seventh year at Hogwarts and Snape is in love with Lily. Only problem is that James hasn't forgotten about her either...
Hermione's Ghost by TheTreacleTart
06/17/2005“Do you believe in ghosts, Harry?” Ron said softly. “The ones that haunt only you.” Some RW/HP
L'Amour D'Un Père by Abby Kellogg
11/04/2003"I am not a squab, debonair, bachelor of the month type." A Slytherin graduate is enjoying a very boring, normal, rich life when a mistake from his past comes back to haunt him. With a child. The story follows the child's growing up from when she is very little to when she finds her mother and other suprises.
Lucius Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Severus Snape. Blaise Zabini. Evan Rosier. Theodore Nott. There is less of a difference that twenty years can make...and when Ginny Weasley and Tom Riddle enter the picture, history might just repeat itself. Marauder-era and post-OotP, D/G
Reflections of a Consumptive Mind by MadiHolmes
03/05/2005Remus Lupin meets a seventeen-year-old wizard living on the streets of London. Over an early morning dinner, the two reflect about the wizarding society and their completely different upbringings.
Caught in the Act: Neville/Ginny by thephotoman
01/04/2004This time, it's Neville and Ginny's turn to have The Talk with their son. Joy.
Reality by Alexis Riddle
10/19/2003Harry begins to notice something about Ron and Hermione, and only when he sees the truth does he understand what's been happening all this time... RW/HG.
Rule Breaker by Antigone Ravenclaw
02/22/2004Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. The wizarding world braces itself for Voldemort's attack while sixth year students prepare for their careers. Just when everything seems to be topsy-turvy, Dumbledore pulls out a surprise that breaks old rules.
Deadly Lust by EmilyWood
02/27/2007When Ginny calls upon the help of others in an attempt to win back Harry, things go irreversably wrong, and more than one person will pay.
Home Run Harry by Julri
04/10/2006Harry takes his forty year old son, the ghost of Draco Malfoy, and his friends to the park to play baseball. But will an all Death Eater team foil his plans? Sequal to "Happiness is Just a Daddy Away!" and "Harry Potter and the Magical Cheese Cracker."
Pumpkins by Whitefeather
02/07/2006What happens when Halloween night is spent by Ron and Hermione carving pumpkins? Misunderstandings, tears, laughs- and of course, love.
A short essay exploring Snape's motivations and destiny within the HP universe.
A Perfectly Ordinary MST by seraphina_snape
12/22/2004What happens if you lock a group of people – say, Harry Potter & Co. – in a room, and not let them out until after they finish a horribly-written script of a truly horrible movie…? Care to find out? Thought so… Read it anyway!
Does He Love Me? I Wanna Know by Siriously Black
08/08/2004This is fluff, H/G, R/Hr... Based on a few oldies songs I really like. This chapter is based on the Cher song "Shoop Shoop". Hope you enjoy!
Back To The Chamber by Danielley_louise
06/08/2004One shot. Harry wakes up and decides to go down to the common room to sit in front of a well-known friendly fire, only to find Ginny already there. What does he do when she asks him to take her back to a place that brings back terrible memories for them both? Sixth year fic. H/G.
I'll Stay With You by fbline
09/01/2004Takes place during 6th year. Harry is still depressed over the loss of his godfather, and Hermione once again comes along to help him out. With so many conflicting emotions, could love be far behind?
Unexpected Turns by Michael P. Williamson
05/05/2004Hermione has fallen for a Weasley. However, despite what most may think, their first name is not Ronald...
The Siren's Thorn by phipersei
04/04/2005Much to Hermioneís dismay, Malfoy has been named Head Boy to her Head Girl, and they are to work together in organizing a new defense course. As frustration mounts and death glares ensue- how can cooperation be possible for the two archrivals? Meanwhile, the long-standing friendships of the Golden Trio are being torn apart by a mysterious new student, whose ultimate goal is the destruction of Harry Potter and the protection of Lord Voldemort. Will she succeed? Of course not. But what will pissed!Hermione, eventually aided by sneaky!Draco, do to stop 99.9%-evil!Her?
Remember the Tinman by Mad_McSutton
08/05/2004"Remember the tinman found he had what he thought he lacked." Harry gives Snape a lesson in emotional expression. (SLASH: HP/SS)
A Good Cry by professor mary
03/22/2005Ron and Harry believe they’re comforting Hermione… when things get a little out of hand…though this ficlet does take place in the “Shifting Perspectives” universe, it is a stand-alone one-shot featuring Trio love with a twist of Draco!
The Pawn by ReeraTheRed
12/27/2005Was Dumbledore really stupid to trust Snape? HALF BLOOD PRINCE COMPLIANT
Depressed Decisions by LittleMissRiddle211
11/30/2003Harry is depressed over his godfather's death, but when he gets an important letter, he makes a decision that will change his life forever. GW/DM BL/LV HP/??
The Perfect Plan; Redefined by Olitrin
04/07/2005They have the parents, they have each other but Cordelia doesn't like the idea of her father's current job. Is there anything they can do to remedy that? The two schemers are back and now there's a whole new plan in the works.
You Slander My Mother by Culavariel
08/06/2003"I do not believe, in all possibility, that there could have been a relationship between Professor Snape and Harry's mother."
Living in the Past by Delleve
04/25/2004Remus Lupin wants to forget the present. He wants the past back when he had all of his friends and Voldemort was not at power. What happens when he gets his wish? Will he ever want to come back?
Vitualamen by Coffee Drop
06/10/2005Draco is being given the honour of a life time, at the young age of 16 he is being made a Death Eater. But what happens when he discovers that another has been made a death eater, one who is putting her own life at risk to help save those she loves. Will he betray her or help her? Sometimes love and help can be found in the unlikeliest of places, but when they are found are they enough to save the ones you love?
Up Against A Concrete Angel by Mistress_Genari
07/16/2004What do you do when everything around you crumbles? When the whole world is pressing down on you? How do you handle the weight of the nothing thats now around you? Harry decides his path isn't the one Dumbledore laid out for him. Instead it's one that would horrify most people if they knew. How does Hermione fit in? What a wicked web we weave, when we practice to deceive...Can a Dark! Harry ever let himself love again? Will he die first? Only time can tell...
A Picture at Malfoy Manor by LadyEruke
05/30/2004Set in Dethryl's "They Shook Hands" alternate reality universe, young Elan Malfoy accepts a dangerous dare to prove his bravery to his spoiled cousin. But during his adventure, Elan learns a lot more about his family then he ever thought possible; especially the ones he didn't know existed before. Unfortunately, that isn't his only problem. He still has to get back without getting caught by his parents. A picture can tell a thousand words, and often that's a very dangerous power.
Black Roses by Jennie Andrews
01/20/2004Fred's serious girlfriend gets jealous and turns to Malfoy for comfort. Harry battles with inner demons, Ginny takes up knitting.
Harry Potter and the Quidditch Queen by Scealai
07/20/2003The Muggle tradition of the Homecoming Queen hits Hogwarts. Who will be the first ever Quidditch Queen?
Apocalypse Meow by scrummybunny
06/28/2007At Bill and Fleur's wedding, it seems like the apocalypse, anyway. A ring goes missing, Harry must confront an obstacle of the red-haired variety, and Fleur gives a whole new meaning to "bad hair day."
Brainful Substance by whispersfromthepast
06/06/2004"He looked down, unaware that one look could change the course of his life forever... "``What can a mysterious stranger do to Hogwarts? A lot.
An Artist's Touch by V.M. Bell
08/09/2004He places the tip of his pencil back onto to thick sketchpad, watching its gray strokes outline the forest blocking the horizon, the sparse birches lining the lake, the Whomping Willow lying tranquil, the randomly placed stalks of long grass…then he looks to the sky. It is this that drew him outside on a late autumnal weekend. If anything surpasses the English lexicon, it is this. The sky.
Ideas of Perfection by gloriousnewday98
01/30/2005What if Hermione met her perfect match? ... When Hermione begins working in the Department of Mysteries, she's surprised to find Blaise Zabini, one of the "good Slytherins" is there as well, and not only that, but that they have more in common than she ever could have imagined. She starts to fall for him, but is surprised when everyone around her thinks he's her perfect match. Will their love last? Or will Hermione realize that perfection doesn't equal love? Based on a plot bunny by Nesserz.
Reflections of Grace by Qwi_Xux
07/19/2004A glimpse of the lives of Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin, and the years of friendship between them. Begins one year after the Marauders' graduation and ends just after OotP. (One-shot)
Grecian Philosophy by Kea
12/17/2004After Voldemort wins the war, Hermione is forced to run to escape the memories left behind of dead friends and family. Unaware of the happenings in the Wizarding World, she is contacted one day by someone she never expects, and her life is thrown for a loop.
Great Expectations by obhwfgirl
05/11/2007Lily Evans always thought she understood her place in the magical world. She had her ambitions, her friends, her teachers, and the "Persistant Git" - James Potter. Life wasn't perfect, but it made sense. That was until everything changed. Now, Lily has to choose: the expectations of her past or the new, great expectations of the future?
The Burden of Birthrights by Blackwell_Sister
02/18/2005Burden: A right or priviledge to which a person is entitled by birth. Burden: That which is borne with difficulty or obligation. We all have them. It's what we do with them that ultimately defines us.
Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies by there goes my gun
11/09/2004In response to the constant needling he suffers from the resident females of Number 12 to offer insight and maturity in the darkest of times, Remus Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, obscene alcoholic consumption and singing along to 'Surfer Rosa' in one's underwear is NOT coping with your mourning, as explained by one particularly mercurial young auror, and Remus Lupin is forced to confront the facts of life.
Draco Malfoy's Army by Phabala
10/16/2004In which Draco discovers that not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do? A parody of Bridget Jones's Diary.
Screaming Moments by AdorablyDead
06/04/2004A look at one of Snape's worst memories that Harry saw, and we're not talking about the James one in the Pensieve.
Hit the Floor by lilysunshine
12/12/2004After a reflective summer, Harry relocates for training with the two unlikeliest of instructors to prepare for the final battle.
Ginny can't forget what they had, and before she moves on, she has to know if he remembers.
Playing the Part by shrk_bait
05/19/2004Hogwarts presents Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. For the sake of the entire production, the two are forced to cope with their seemingly endless list of differences. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet?
Phineas Nigellus was the least popular headmaster Hogwarts ever had, in the words of his great-great-grandson, Sirius Black. But why does he think this? How did Phineas gain his terrible reputation? What did his children and their friends think? All is explained in this thrilling, spine-tingling, chilling adventure…
Haven't Seen For a While by fbline
05/17/2004This song fic takes place during the summer after book 5. Harry is stuck at Privet Drive, again. What thoughts keep him going? Perhaps those of a certain bushy haired girl? Song is property of the Pat Mcgee band, from the album "Shine."
Fluffing Hell! by Alcisso
06/14/2005Simply, this is Harry/Draco fluff. Nothing bad happens in it, Draco eats grapefruit, they snog on the Quidditch pitch and a good time is had by all. If you are looking for angsty!Harry or goth!Draco then steer really, really clear.
A House Elf and His Boy by Aladdin Sane
04/16/2004Harry seems to have shunned his friends and kept to himself. With Dobby's help, maybe Harry can step back from the abyss and finally have something good come into his life.
Take It From Here by princessmani
05/14/2004Everyone's left Hogwarts, even Ginny, and having got over Harry, she's found someone else, but who? Ron and Hermione have forgotten their differences, Harry's forced to get over his past, and Sirius finds something new...
In the Time of the Marauders by RemusLupin
06/03/2004What really happened after the events Harry saw in Snape's Pensieve? How did Lily and James eventually end up together, whatever came of Remus and Sirius, and where did Peter go wrong? A story of an unexpected adventure with the Marauders, dragging Lily into the fray as they fend off grave dangers in this once in a lifetime journey - oh yeah, and snogging too! But what happens when a strange visitor appears with a message of warning for each of them, and how do they react? The final years at Hogwarts - Marauder style...
All in the Family by Oz
06/13/2003Something happens with Dudley that is most unexpected, something is revealed about the residents of Privet Drive, Harry saves himself and the Dursleys from a certain unmentionable wizard and his followers.
For speaking out of turn against her, Professor Umbridge gives Lee Jordan one hell of a detention stretch. But when the twins leave Hogwarts behind, and him with it, he gets a chance to strike back. Oneshot.
I Need You by On-A-Rainy-Day
03/24/2004The night before her last Christmas at Hogwarts, Hermione's thoughts lead her to an unexpected conclusion. Very fluffy.
Out of Sorts by Arion
08/27/2005Harry Potter's daughter is sorted into Slytherin!
Into White by Cecelle
07/25/2007Spoilers for DH. An alternate ending to Snape's story line, picking up where DH left off. Short one-shot.
About Slytherins and Gryffindors by Nathalia Mueller
05/26/2005After a rather strange meeting in the holidays, Hermione and Draco spend the time till school restarts together and get to know each other. But can the friendship resist the Hogwarts' clichés and gossips or will they forget about the summer they had when they go back to school and go back to their normal lives? Hermione never liked having secrets, but can she ever tell her friends about what happened? And there's one thing Draco and Hermione had no time to talk about before going back to school: Was it a friendship or a relationship they had and may still have? And should they keep in touch, there are still so many obstacles. Draco/Hermione, Hermione/Seamus, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Cho, Ron/Lavender.
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Ally by Liandra de Lioncourt
02/15/2006While Harry, Ron and Hermione are trying to find and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes, Draco finds a new friend - and love at the Death Eaters' Camp. At the end the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters face each other in a final battle.
Wherever You Will Go by victoria p.
10/15/2003"Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge." 1 Ruth 16
The Ex-Files by Slumber
09/28/2004Pansy enlists Cho's help to exact revenge on Harry and Draco after she finds out about their secret relationship. The trouble is, they're flat out of ideas.
Trying by Snowballjane
09/05/2004The trauma of war finally catches up with Severus Snape. Who can help him?
The Adventures of Al and Scorpi by Danil Zanardii-Jakksunn
08/13/2007Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy are both starting their first year at Hogwarts. Follow them as they start new friendships and deal with new rumours and old prejudices.
The Game by Draco's hottie
06/04/2004Based on Nikki Cleary's song, "The Game". Ginny and her friends are always competing. What happens when they decide to see who can get Draco to kiss them first?
Rows by Anton Mickawber
03/09/2006The problem with Muggle transportation is that it gives you too much time to think. (Ginny travels to Little Whinging, post-HBP)
River Styx by Parvati-Blossom
07/17/2006TRANSLATION. PreHBP. Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived, the Boy expected to be the Savior of the Wizarding World, is now Filldeserp, Voldemort’s Heir and his right-hand man. All hopes of finishing this heartless war are on Neville Longbottom’s shoulders. Will he be able to defeat Voldemort and his protégé? Not Slash.
I Love You...Too by Padfoot_is_Love
10/07/2005A short Nymphadora Tonks / Remus Lupin songfic to "I Love You...Too" by Tokyo Rose. Rated PG-13 to be safe.
Forever Gone by Misstress_Malfoy
08/31/2004It's here, seventh year has finally arrived for our favourite trio. What new surprises will arrive for our friends at Hogwarts this year?
Tell Me a Story by Eliane Fraser
04/29/2005She came to him because she knew he understood. Sirius/Ginny, OOTP.
A Gaunt Tale by Comma
11/02/2008A witch from a long line of proud purebloods is sorted into Gryffindor upon her arrival at Hogwarts, but is removed by her strict father after only a week, who would rather school her himself than allow a member of his family to stay in Hogwarts in such a formidable house. She manages to escape in the summer of her forth year, but the trouble is far from over - aside from being at war with the school's troublemakers every time she turns around, Katalina Gaunt's nights are plagued by terrible dreams and frequent visits from the mysterious and secretive right-hand of a dark wizard, who is willing to go to any lengths to get what this "Dark Lord" requires, even (or especially, in his case) murder.
The Trouble With Lily by ms-hufflepuff
03/05/2005James Potter is still in pursuit of Lily Evans’ heart in high hopes, but he is rather confused by her words from their previous year. His best friend, Sirius, isn’t helping either as he constantly messes up James’s chances. What’s a sixteen years old wizard to do? [L/J.]
Contraria Contraiis Curantur by ferox
02/12/2004Snape laid down his life and his pride to bring Sirius back through the veil. Especially his pride. Sirius-is-not-entirely-dense. Antagonism, denial, embarrassing confessions, and eventual sex. Second story in the Cicatrix series. Takes place immediately following "What He Wanted to Be."
Thoughts in the Abyss by ForeverSirius77
06/18/2008It was a time of terror, a time of panic and confusion. It was a time when death and pain ran rampant, and shadows sought to destroy the Light. It was a time when friends and family feared for themselves and for others. It was a time when Darkness threatened to overcome the Wizarding World. It was a time of death ... but also a time of life. It was the time of the First War.
Dreaming of Silver by Siobhán
10/16/2003Harry Potter dreams of a mysterious pair of silver eyes one night, and soon finds that his whole world is speeding away from what he knows and into unknown realms!
It begins where it ends. In nothingness. A nightmare born from deepest fears, coming to me unguarded. Whispering images unlocked from time and distance. A soul unbound - touched by others but never held. On a course charted by some unseen hand. The journey ahead promising no more than my past reflecting back upon me. Until at last, he reach the end. Facing a truth he can no longer deny. Alone, as ever.
On the Ride Away by Araxie Esme Rosz
05/02/2006Harry and his friends are travelling home from Hogwarts on The Express, and an odd little voice decides to pop in and give Harry a visit. Harmless musings.
Twisted Loyalty by Ayla Pascal
01/09/2004“I am a Hufflepuff. I am hardworking. I am loyal. I am also awaiting trial for the murder of eight Aurors, five students and one Albus Dumbledore.”
The Heart of the Matter by Rynne
12/28/2004Sirius loves Christmas, and Remus. Not necessarily in that order. Good thing James woke him up to that last—now if only Sirius could get Remus to see the same, things would be perfect.
Confessing the Truth by seriouslypadfoot
09/08/2003An angsty romance in which it takes a near-tragedy for Ron to admit his true feelings about Hermione, who is suffering from depression after dating Draco.
Seasons Turn by Lei Mi Potter
12/28/2003When Harry gets mad at Ron and Hermione and runs out to the lake to collect his thoughts, what memories could a simple mistletoe conjure up?
Butterfly Storm by Jetamors
10/18/2004Cho Chang disappears just after her sixth year. Where is she? Will she find her way home? Discontinued.
Five Days, Six Years by ColoraturaDesdemona
08/13/2004Harry discovers in five days what's been under his nose for the past six years. HG/RW.
Harry Potter and the Darkest Battle by Godric Gryffindor
03/04/2006Harry is back at Privet Drive after completing his sixth (and maybe his final) year at Hogwarts
Trubble In Paradise by Luna Lupin
08/06/2003Snape is summoned by Dumbledore for “urgent business”. Little does Snape know that a new terror is about to enter his life. A new terror by the name of Calidia. This upcoming school year at Hogwarts includes an encounter with the Giant Squid, a couple of love potions, disastrous detentions, and new hairstyles for everyone.
Old Tricks by Symbolic Angel
07/18/2003Neacie Ruck is a sixth year at Hogwarts who just happens to have a relationship with Severus Snape, too bad Severus needs to push her away to keep her safe from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Little does he know all the pushing he is doing is driving her right into the arms of the man he never wanted her near in the first place, Sirius Black.
All I Ever Needed by sugahcat
06/08/2003~AU slash fic~ Whilst at school, Severus Snape is bitten by a vampire, and the only one to stand by him is a Gryffindor werewolf.
Through Falling Leaves and Ashen Snow by MissCarrion
08/26/2007Harry fights himself over who he is, and finds confidence in an unlikely source. When the relationship blossoms, Harry finds he must fight to keep what he desperately needs. PLEASE NOTE: This fic ignores most of the events of the HBP. It is set in their final year at Hogwarts, HOWEVER Draco didn't try to kill Dumbledore, Snape didn't kill him. Please also note that Snape is very OOC in this fic.
Those Were The Days... by Ophelia Orion
07/16/2003After his death, Sirius looks back on his life... the good, the bad, the disgusting, the funny, and sometimes the just plain embarrasing.``was Bellatrix a problem-teen? what was Narcissa like? why was Andromeda Sirius's favourite cousin?``read my fic to delve into Sirius's deepest darkest memories...
The Harry Potter Humorous Cookie Jar by Eleanor Zara Sugarbaker
03/13/2004This is a compilation of four humorous cookies involving AD/MM, Snape, Harry and Ron.
Why I Wasn't Here Last Night by Fabio P. Barbieri
03/28/2004Some songs are so powerful that they can give you the answer to the dilemmas of life... or at least, make you feel as if they had. And what would a Muggle think if he heard an (expurgated) version of Harry's life?
A Choice Between Paths by Lauren Snape
06/10/2004Marivetta Hunter is the daughter of a Death Eater who thought that there was only a single path set before her. But in her seventh year she finds herself drawn into a silent war she wasn’t even aware was taking place. Forging an unlikely alliance with her Potions Professor, she must now choose between the path of a Death Eater and the path of a hero.
Shifting Foundations by natabug
09/13/2004Harry Potter imagines he is not very good at kissing, because he is never able to remain in the moment. At the precise instant where his full powers of concentration are required, his mind pulls a 'Potter Hair' and runs wild, resisting all attempts to pin it down. ````The only difference between the inside and the outside of his head being that his brain always cartwheels, skips, somersaults to the same place. ````Post-OotP. One-shot. Harry/Ron SLASH.