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Dancing With Angels by Alvira
12/14/2004One snowy Christmas Eve, two rather familiar supernatural beings take a wrong turning in Scotland, and find themselves somewhere unexpected - the Marauders' Hogwarts. They don't believe in wizards, and wizards don't believe in them - but nothing is ever going to keep Crowley from a good party, so long as there's no haggis. (Good Omens/Harry Potter crossover, hints of slash. Only hints, though.)
Simple But Special by Olivia Aivilo
09/01/2006"Ronald Weasley, what on earth-" "But you see, I've got everything figured out now. I've worked out all the problems! I know what I'm doing this time. I know what I'm saying." Well I don't, Hermione thought.
Lupin gives up his bed freely enough, because sometimes you have to make sacrifices to be human...
All Along the Watchtower by Natasha Jade
07/20/2008Hogwarts-era AU, eventual H/D. You may think you can't change the world, but even the act of making friends can change the course of a war.
Fear and Loathing by Twitch E Littleferret
11/25/2003Seven years ago, Harry left behind friends, family and love, but now he's returned to a wizarding world on the brink of war. Can he find his place again amongst friends and family? After all, what could change in seven years?
Players And Pawns by The Ice Queen
09/22/2003In The Games of Life And Love, The Only Rule Is – There Are No Rules````Hermione’s wedding announcement is a bomb that rocks the Trio’s friendship to the core, separating them for close to a decade. Just when each has life settled, unexpected circumstances draw the Hogwarts’ alumni back to their old stomping grounds, where they must not only face their past but question their futures.
All the clues point to Ron and Hermione, but is Ron too daft, is Hermione too proper? This is a funny, dramatic fic following Ron through jealous rampages, awkward moments, and finally, the truth. Will they get The Hint?
Time Travelers by Alastia Starsong
12/16/2003Four girls get sucked into HP's world. Their mission: Go back in time and save Sirius Black.``Unfortunately, things go wrong and they, along with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, get swept back in time to Sirius' fifth year... along with our favorite, Draco Malfoy, who ends up in Gryffindor. OH, HORRORS! A must read!
Just Right by Sandy Phoenix
06/29/2004Why is Ginny in the library, alone, on a lovely evening? Why is she agreeing to spend her last Hogsmeade weekend with a pregnant cat? Why is she eating enough chocolate to take care of dementors for miles around? Why did her feet just disappear? Never mind. Whatever, the reason, it is just right.
Beyond the Veil by PaigeyPotter1218
08/16/2004Sirius wakes up after going through the Veil in OOtP with no memory of who he is or what has happened. What happens now?
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by JocelynCS
11/01/2004Harry's time to grieve is cut short as the war finally begins in earnest, bringing tragedy and new struggles for all those on the side of Good. Now, old quarrels must be set aside and new alliances must be forged, and Harry Potter must find the courage to face down dark wizards, his own emotions, and a destiny he did not choose. (Snape-mentors-Harry eventually)
Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts will prove to be different than any other. The war with Voldemort is raging, and not even Hogwarts can remain untouched by tragedy. As Voldemort seeks to take over Hogwarts by whatever means, Harry discovers a riddle left by Godric Gryffindor himself. Only by solving the clues left by the original founders can the solution to saving Hogwarts be discovered.
Haven't YOU always wondered what happened between Lily and James? Well I have, so I wrote a story from when they recieve their letters to their deaths.
Harry Potter and the Secret Keeper by tragik
03/13/2006Harry is returning to Hogwarts for his seventh year, looking for the horcruxes Dumbledore couldn't find. Along the way, he'll discover a secret he never thought possible-- a possibility he never imagined. This secret will change Harry's life and his outlook on being 'The Chosen One'. He will have to find the horcruxes... But he'll have a little bit of help.
Cooking Lessons by LupinsLittleSister
08/01/2005A little jealous competition with Lily inspires Sirius to learn a whole new skill. Set in the Accidentally in Love universe, but easy to follow regardless.
Chess by morganmuffle
07/30/2005The Second Voldemort War and it's aftermath change the lives of the students of Hogwarts forever and in the middle of everything Ron and Padma find an unlikely support in their attempts to keep going. A game of Chess.
Clouded Siety by Night Song
03/07/2005Fred Weasley has passed on in a surprise attack on Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. Ten years later, George has a secret to tell, one that no one else world ever think would happen. But when he reveals what he knows, it gets him a one-way ticket to the Janus Thickey Ward at St. Mungo's. Will anyone ever believe him?
Married?...With children? by JoTwo
05/16/2006Speculation about who the married teacher is.
Brain Damage by magicicada
06/30/2005When you’re going crazy, it’s best not to go alone. Harry/Ron.
Don't Say It by SavingSaturn
09/05/2006Harry makes a impulsive trip to visit a certain someone. Written for the HP/GW OTP One Magical Year Challenge.
Not Even That by RoxyValdez
01/07/2006Post-Hogwarts. Ginny reflects on the changes Harry goes through. Implied R/Hr and H/G.
Damien and Trinity by Liz R.
02/17/2005Damien is a Potter and Trinity is a Malfoy. Classic Romeo and Juliet complex, right? Wrong. Written for the "Future Kids" challenge on Porktkey.
Harry Potter and the War of Two Worlds by oXFleurDelacourXo
03/01/2004As Harry enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he is expecting the worst from experience. But is he prepared for the new DADA teacher with a mysterious past, a new romance and a new crush, premonitions of danger and Lord Voldemort's plans, and the ever present knowledge of the prophecy looming over his head. Will he be able to cope with the tragedies and information on the present war and the previous wars fought before against the Dark Side.
Under the Full Moony by padfoot_x_moony
12/10/2005The Marauders and beyond: How simple adventures in Hogwarts revealed special feelings for Sirius and Remus and how their relationship survived beyond school. Sirius Black X Remus Lupin Padfoot X Moony Rated M for later chapters. Regulus X Severus Snape
In Love With Another Love by Another HP gal
07/29/2003He thought he had the perfect life. That was, until she came back into his life. Now Harry has to choose a long forgotten love, or his family.
Wishful Thinking by Aureola
10/10/2004Ginny has spent hours and hours deliberating how she felt about Harry. She has gone back and forth countless times. One night, she attempts to force herself to give up on him, to move on. Will she make it through? Will she give up on him? What happens when someone else doesn't want her to give up on him either? Short and fluffy.
The Cevalo Ring by Glow2
05/20/2005As his sixth year begins, Harry deals with the meaning of the prophecy he heard at the end of his fifth year. In addition to worrying about Voldemort, he tries to cope with Sirius' death, develops feelings for two girls, and discovers that the family heirloom he received for his sixteenth birthday may be more than just a ring...
Hermione of Hogwarts by Melodrama
07/01/2007When Harry receives a prophecy telling him that his friend is in danger, he is confused. No one quite knows exactly how much danger Hermione Granger is in until it is too late and she on trial for murder. Very loosely based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo.
Raw by Hewlett Potter
07/14/2012After the war has ended, the trio return to Hogwarts to finish their seventh year. While Ron and Harry welcome the return to normalcy, Hermione misses the excitement of their old life. She decides to pursue a career as an Auror, and during her training she realizes that it begins to change everything about her...
Of Death, Love, and Rebirth by Rea Yume
02/15/2004A Death Eater attack on Hogwarts results in the death of one Ginny Weasley, but what happens when she wakes up a week later to find that she is now trapped inside the body of Harry Potter? What’s worse, her body has been cremated and nobody will believe she is who she says she is. What happened to Harry? And who will Ginny turn to when the only one who believes her is Draco Malfoy? A tragedy wrought with mystery and dilemma? Nah! I call it: ‘Romance at it’s best!’``Draco/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Ron, and unrequited Harry/Draco
Eavesdropping by Abigail Nicole
06/06/2004The entire Order of the Phoenix (inc.) eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.
Lullaby for a Dragon by tripchick
09/14/2004The war is over, and Hermione is in a tricky rut of picking a job from the masses. Charlie helps--she is spirited off to Romania to work with dragons. Hardly her sort of work, but she finds herself enjoying the job and Charlie's company. Hermione gets a taste of adventure and romance in a country with a dazzling display of cultural and artistic treasures that is just begging ``for some good old-fashioned mystery solving. HG/CW
Getting Use to Change by Meg
06/26/2004Ron discovers a secret that has been kept from him and he explodes; why is he so angry? And why is it so hard for him to get use to change?
Harry Potter and the Bonds of the Fathers by SolitaryEngel
03/31/2005Harry escaped from the abusive clutches of his uncle to be thrown in a situation that no one can or really wants to rectify, including Harry himself. Draco is rescued from his own dangerous father, to realize his animalistic tendencies are surfacing more and more each day and only Harry can help him while he's thrown into a world he cant relate with. DM/HP RW/HG GW/LL SS/NT and painful musings over RL/SB. Who knows maybe I'll bring him back to life... Contains Powerful!Harry/Draco and Irresistable!Harry/Draco Beware Dark Lord! Beware!!
White Flag by James Potter Marauder In Command
06/17/2004Problems - a prank gone wrong, a friendship shattered, a new friend for Prongs, a new club for Wormtail, and anger between two former friends, as well as inner torment for Moony.
To Make Lovers From Friends by Two Muffins in an Oven
07/05/2004Lily's feelings shortly following the Pensieve scene in Book 5. Not quite what you'd expect.
Past the Point of No Return by Ophelia Immortal
03/06/2006The war has elevated to a whole new level. With Harry dead, and Ron and Draco missing, Hermione and Ginny are left unprotected and alone. What will happen when they are taken to the last person they expected?
Tarnished Jewel by DarkLadyOfSlytherin
07/21/2004Ginny wants answers to why Draco just left her standing alone in the classroom, and on Christmas day she receives a letter from him asking her to meet him. He offers her answers. Sequel to Precious Jewel.
Exploding Into Existence by Earthtobella
05/15/2007Sirius Black knows only the house he's lived in all his life. Virtually unaware of the outside world, he just wants to feel loved. First in a series.
Hymne a la Beaute by rowenathefunkyfreak
06/09/2006One-shot. Remus contemplates his suspicions about Sirius, and tries to prompt himself to act on them. Remus/Sirius.
Relationships by Morbid Fascination
04/22/2006After the war there were graves. There were relationships. There had to be relationships.
Defending the Indefensible by JoTwo
11/20/2006Why there are no excuses for how MWPP behaved during SWM
Between the Dead and the Sleeping by Hijja
08/11/2003Sometimes, you'd be better off dead - but life is rarely that easy. Especially for the Boy Who Lived.
Regaining Royalty by SilverSilence
03/12/2004"We, the Wizengamot find the defendant, Lucius Talson Malfoy guilty of all charges, and will serve a life sentence in Azkaban jail in a top security cell." Draco has lost everything: his father, his money and even his friends. But even though he's down, he refuses to be out, and despite what everyone thinks, he will become King of the Castle... by any means necessary.
Closing the Book by arya7stark
03/10/2006Remus spends a night looking through a photo album from his school days. It brings back lots of memories, both good and bad, and causes a lot of life reflection. Sort of implied Sirius/Remus where nothing happens, Lily/James, Peter/OC, Sirius/many OC's.
Never Alone by HeroinPhoenix
05/20/2008Harry discovers he has a twin sister who's back from the dead. And things don't go the way he expects. She falls for the wrong person and Harry disapproves. His sister is hiding a deep dark secret about her life. She is not willing to tell him, but what she hides may destroy her relationship with her brother. Dark secrets from her past haunt her.
What Does It Take to Get a Date? by topaz
04/21/2006What does it take for James to get a date with Lily to Hogsmeade?
Harry Potter and the Denique Tutanem by Rae Rihanna
02/10/2006The war has begun. Allies are scarce and enemies everywhere. There are few people you can trust and even they have their own hidden agenda. With the Trio in search of that which can destroy Voldemort, Hogwarts in shambles, and the Malfoys reported missing, it should be an interesting year indeed. Deadly secrets, deception, and lust abound. Sacrifices must be made to ensure victory, but who's victory? And, will it all be worth it or will the repercussions destroy them all? The final year has come.
“Well, she thought, if he reckoned she’d agree to snog him rather than die of starvation, then he had another think coming.”``An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye. Snowfall, Nargles, cameos by pretty Ravenclaws, and tales of sheep abound in this one-shot story.
The Dating Game by fbline
08/01/2004The kids are eighteen and single. Being famous, they make plenty of television appearances on Wizard Digital. Gilderoy Lockhart is the host of The Dating Game, and Hermione is today's contestant. When one of the bachelors can't make it, Harry is dragged into the show. This proves that you should never talk someone into a competition.
The Raven's Claw by Prometheus bound
01/10/2006Who says that Harry and his friends are the only ones to have adventures at Hogwarts? Join the Ravenclaws as they find secret passages, discover hidden rooms and attempt to recover an ancient artifact
Do You Have the Time? by BloodDragon
06/11/2004Inspired by a meme. This is simply a silly little H/D fic containing a little romance, a little shock and (possibly) a little confusion.
Draco does not fancy his new flat mate. He can barely tolerate him. Featuring nudity, Latin dancing, Christmas parties and a love-sick Snape! Draco/Harry (with some Hermione/Blaise)
How Many Days Are There Again? by DracoDew17
12/09/2006It's Christmas time once more at Malfoy Manor and Draco explains how Hermione went crazy and that he's drowning in decorations.
Sort of a Homecoming by mizBean
07/18/2005War breaks out, forcing Draco to make an unexpected choice. As his world unravels, he finds himself reluctantly falling in love with the last person he expected. Written pre-HBP.
The Ladies Man Skanksgiving by dellmarch
10/06/2003The Ladies Man...Draco Malfoy...answers ALL da romantice queires on his show. He can tell you how to hook up with a fine bus station skank and do the Alabama Crabdangle--yeah, dis is freaky. And so is The Ladies Man. ``He also enjoys dramatic interpetations, especially of the "relationship" between a certain Professor and Student. Yeah, dats right.
I'm Gred, He's Forge by Lesse
08/04/2003Fred and George, George and Fred. The marvellous pranksters would like to offer you a Canary Cream.
Duty and Sacrifice by Taricorim
09/06/2003There are some sacrifices that a wife must make for a husband, some duties that she must carry out. Even if he is utterly evil. Even if he is the Dark Lord's faithful Death Eater. Even if he is Draco Malfoy.
All The Wrong Parts by E. G. Fitzgerald
01/09/2004Nothing seems to get Hermione going lately. School isn't even interesting! Since she's a sixth year now, she's allowed to compete in the school-wide Magic Fair. Since she seems to always be wondering how boys work, she disguises herself as one, living, working and playing among them. What will she learn?
A Dragon-Sized Problem by Sabrina
01/12/2005Charlie is called to Hogwarts because a dragon has settled into the Forbidden Forest. And where did Harry disappear to? Mild Harry/Charlie slash.
A Day in the Life... by arulupinaustin
03/28/2007A series of ficlets, detailing days in the lives of our favorite HP characters: Harry, Remus, Severus, Hermione, and so on. Read to find out more!
Across the Borders of Land, Sea and Mind by CleverDevil116
10/20/2003"Remove your blindfold, my friend, and see the truth. For there will come a time when there will be no assurance of what is real and what is of the dark order." 2,000 years ago the wizards and the Taleias signed a treaty to leave each other in separated peace. 75 years ago, two exiled Taleias crossed the borders into the wizarding world. The wizards have now been fighting Voldemort for nine years, and what little strength they had has dwindled down to nothing. Though England has not yet fallen, they haven't a hope in the world. Or do they? Can the exiles possibly convince the Taleias to once again join forces to overcome a common enemy? 'Demorian folded his hands in front of him. "So it begins."' Sort of AU, Post OotP.
The Final Year by hpwylie
03/31/2005This is Harry's final year at Hogwarts. A new exchange student enters the mix. Voldemort is up to his old tricks. And, in the end, the question of whether or not the trio will end up 'happily ever after' will be answered.
Riddikulus by Enna
07/06/2004Ronald is having a problem! He's thinking riddikulus things about a certain girl...or maybe the thoughts aren't that ridiculous!
Sell My Soul by Jawy
05/24/2005"Her glance landed on the two newest inductees, and she reminded herself that she was not the only one capable of seeing past the surface. The dark-haired boy had been quite adept at looking past her bushy hair and know-it-all attitude, while the blonde... " The promised sequel to Dreams, and second in a trilogy. (B/Hr, D/G)
Creatures of Habit by LB Beck
08/22/2005Sirius and Remus while away the hours at Grimmauld Place. Sirius drinks and broods; Remus reads and eats chocolate. Tonks arrives every evening and breaks up the monotony.... Until one night, between the tea cart and the door, she manages to send the routine entirely out the window. This is the touching and heart-warming story of one musty old parlor's adventures in stolen underpants, truly horrendous werewolf pickup lines, and firewhiskey for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between.
Bittersweet by Megly
11/07/2005Uprooted from her life in America by her guardian Severus Snape, Felicity Parish, fifteen, is sent to number twelve, Grimmauld Place, the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, to spend the rest of the summer until the first term of Hogwarts starts on September the first. Basically the same plotline as JK's OotP with a few interesting twists. Be prepared for adventure, angst, betrayal, confusion, and (you guessed it) romance.
Slytherins Are Sexy by Katorina
08/31/2004It's not easy being green - Millicent and Pansy struggle with their house's expectations. Warning: character death.
The Starred Covenant by Berenson
09/18/2004The Dark Lord is rising. Calling to him his most faithful servants, his reign of terror and destruction has begun. The only hope for all that is good in the world comes from the unlikeliest of heroes: nine young witches and wizards, from two different worlds, brought together by fate, unfathomable power, and a prophecy. An HP/Animorphs crossover, part one of a (hopefully) ongoing series.
Viva Las Draco by venom
08/14/2003As Voldemort’s power grows stronger, the Ministry decides that it’s time to do something drastic. Because of this, they hold a meeting for the best Aurors world wide to be hosted it… Las Vegas?````It’s Draco’s first visit to Sin City and it’s full of confusion, alcohol, strippers, gambling, and most of all – Harry Potter. SLASH.
My Hero by AbstractConcept
07/09/2005Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart or be just what he needed to mend.
Marauders Unveiled by Valerie Vancollie
06/01/2005Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.
Troubled Times by nerdypurdy
12/28/2003Sequel to "Best of Friends." Harry Potter and his friends are in seventh year and frustrated by the inactivity of both Voldemort and the Ministry. However, in the midst of these troubled times, friendships grow stronger, new relationships are formed, and enemies are made. (H/Hr, Ron/Lav, D/G, and many more!)
Brown by The_Marauding_Piratess
08/30/2004Having disappeared from the mainstream wizarding world one year before, Percy takes a job in an odd backwoods village. The villagers, under the direction of their beloved and strangely familiar leader Dormand, have organized themselves in an effort to protect their local dragons from the plots of Voldemort. A silly plan, but Percy only cares about finding a place to hide and try to forget his past. But this is proven impossible when he again meets his ex-love Penelope Clearwater, who has come to the village in an effort to uncover its true purpose and place in the war. Despite Percy's unwillingness, he is dragged into the true and terrible secret of Brown.
The Sixteen Year Old Hangover by Thirteen Ravens
11/18/2003THE RECIPE FOR DISASTER``49 packets of Cheesy Nibbles, 15 kegs of Butterbeer, 2 crates of Firespirits, 45 twenty-something magic folks. (For best results include a squeeze of Werewolf, a pinch of rat, a plastered brace of hosts, and for that sharp tang - one socially inept, mentally unstable DeathEater.)``**To aid mixing, be sure to add a dash of Sirius Black: Cocktail Mixer Extraordinaire.``Instructions: Put folks together in a small cottage in a remote village in Wales. Add all alcohol, and leave to marinade for the evening in own juices. Then stand well back.
"If there was one thing that lowered him to the use of baser instincts it was the sight of Potter..." (H/D, Slash)
Window of your Soul by Rea Yume
09/15/2003An accidental curse by one clueless Weasley leaves Malfoy in possession of a strange new ability. When ridiculous rumours begin to spread, Ginny is the only one he can turn to for help. Features a curse, a detention, the potions classroom, members of feuding families, and flashbacks of Tom Riddle. How much more clichéd can you get? You’re about to find out.
Music to a Dream by Flute
07/04/2004Voldemort's followers capture Ron and Ginny to lure Harry into a trap and they hold the two prisoner at Malfoy Manor with Draco to watch them. Harry decides he must rescue them, while the Order tries to stop him. He finds help from an unexpected and unwanted source.
Affectio-What? by Aureola
05/24/2004For years Ron had never treated Hermione like he should have. A sudden outburst from Ginny finally brings this to light to Ron. He discovers a lot about himself and Hermione, but mostly, how every little thought, word and action makes a difference. And, that affection opens many doors, and unlocks many barriers. A light, fluffy R/Hr fic, sure to make you smile.
The Hollow Man by JestersTear
12/09/2004Written in response to The Hollow Man Challenge on WIKTT. Following the end of the war and the disappearance of Dumbledore, Severus is sentenced as a Death Eater to having his soul removed and awarded to Hermione as house help. She has other ideas.
Harry Potter and the Power of Bonds by moonwalker_bloom
01/09/2004Hey everyone! I have been writing Harry Potter fan fics for a long time now but have never been brave enough to put them on the web. My fan fic is about the ultimate battle against Voldemort and his death Eaters and the loyalty of friends in times of great need. But the main aspect I am trying to develop on is a special inner voice that only Harry can hear of an ancient wizard that aids Harry in dangerous times. This may all sound a little strange but I promise in the next chapter things are going to heat up pretty quickly when Harry, at home with the Dursleys is confronted by.......... I'll say no more here.
The Art Of Seduction by Dream I Do
02/07/2005Draco Malfoy's cold treatment of women is matched only by one woman and her treatment of men. What happens when he is jolted by her? Can she melt his heart? Only time will tell as the two become entangled in the numerous relationships they and the other children of the high society get caught up in
Time Lost is Never Found by NeoAnderson
06/29/2004After Sirius's death, Harry has sunk into his own little world. Desperate to help their friend, Ginny, with the aid of Hermione, decides to go back to the end of Harry's fifth year and set things right. But when Draco Malfoy interferes, they are sent to 1977 Hogwarts instead. They must change the future before it changes them, and Ginny must deal with a secret about her identity kept buried for fifteen years. Not to mention that Sirius seems to be falling for Ginny and Draco has an irresistible attraction to a certain Lily Evans...
Ron isn't the only one feeling the strain of Harry's absence.
Don't Let Go by Jada Rene
09/10/2003Draco is bitten by a magical hybrid created by Voldemort. Harry opens an empathetic channel (and more!) between himself and Draco. Ron and Hermione are sneaking off to snog. Features exquisitely unshirted!Draco and dancing!Ginny. And every ship gets a bone.
Requests by Lady Ktulu
05/12/2004This is a story devided into three parts. There is a start, which is Ron/Ginny. We then go to Hermione/Draco & Harry/Pansy/Blaise, which is in their later years at Hogwarts. The final part is Hermione/Draco & Blaise/Pansy/Harry again, but set in present time.
A Most Unusual Halloween at Hogwarts by Hermione Sweetheart
08/04/2005What happens when the wizards and witches of Hogwarts dress as Muggles for Halloween? Well, Draco gets the wrong outfit, Ron gets too into his character, and Harry has some handcuffs.
Straight to Heaven by Ronan
12/06/2003The Gang is back at Hogwarts for their Sixth Year, along with a new student. Or is he all that new? Apparently not. See how a blood feud can end, despite all the pain and mistrust there, in the face of love. D/G
Knowing She Shouldn't by Kaykos
09/02/2003Ginny gets ready for a dinner date with someone very special who she can always talk to. Problems arise when he asks her how she's doing. Thinking that taking her back to his flat will solve things he does so, but it only makes it worse... conflicting emotions surface
Five ways Sirius Black didn't lie low at Lupins, and one way he did.
Mistletoe by Harsh Potter
06/15/2004Ron and Hermione have an idea to bring Harry and Ginny together; an idea which consists of an innocent mistletoe. But all the while they have to hide their own feelings and try to stay away from the evil mistletoe that keeps popping everywhere! Fluffiness galore!
Smoke Two Joints 2 by Peeler
09/10/2002Voldemort has united the Death Eaters with the mighty Neville Longbottom in an attempt to force the Ministry to legalize Marijuana. Meanwhile, Draco and Hermione are arrested and Snape is the victim of some good one-liners. Features many high characters, beanbag chairs, bitchy policewomen, and Lucius reminiscing about good times. Ahh, good times.
Harry Potter and the Deadly Bowels by Spider-Bat
08/13/2007Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince." A spoof of Deathly Hallows. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, Hermione is hot. What more needs to be said?
A Contraceptive Controversy by Mstar
07/24/2007Written for the Portkey 7 'fore 7 challenge, theme #1. James finds a certain muggle... innovation lying around the common room and has difficulty identifying it. Lucky for him, everyone seems willing to help.
Life in Oncoming Traffic by griffin_blaire
04/25/2004DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION. When Voldemort hires a famous chaos mage to keep the defenders of the Hellmouth at bay, no one really expected them to end up as eleven year olds with no memory of Sunnydale. So when the chaos mage decides that maybe letting the Dark Lord take over all existence could be bad for business, he winds up leading a legion of schoolchildren in a crusade against the Powers of Darkness (tm). A task that's hard enough without the legion consisting of unorthodox Slytherins and the Gryffindors who love to hate them. A Buffy/Angel crossover taking place in an AU sixth year and an AU Buffyverse season five.
You're Dead, Potter by Emerald Riddle
01/24/2006Words can lead to actions. Actions can lead to consequences. Love, hate, and need blur the lines of reasonable thoughts and insane actions. Harry/Draco "You're dead, Potter."
The Woes of Lavender Brown by Sharrie17
06/27/2005Life’s not peachy when you’re obsessed with hair… How does Lavender cope with Potions homework, Slytherin-induced humiliation and an always-grumpy-in-the-mornings Parvati while still finding time to set up Ron and Hermione? Be warned, there is soggy fluff – it got drenched in the pumpkin juice. (Eventual LB/DT.)
Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her sixth year. Her enemy is seeing Hermione in a new light and Hermione notices his odd behavior. But how will she react? (Please Note: Dobby's tea cozy will have a significant part in this fic- I just don't knnow how yet!)
Harry Potter and The Ten Sickle Hooker by egads168
01/16/2005You thought that you had seen the last of Draco Malfoya, aka Malfoya the Tree, but no. He's back, and he's holding auditions for his musical, Ten Sickle Hooker! And of course, as usual, our favorite trio gets mixed up in all the madness! Musical mania is finally sweeping Hogwarts. Sequel to Harry Potter and Hermione's Insatiable Appetite
Awake by Pirate Perian
06/16/2004Earlier that evening, Remus kissed Sirius on a drunken dare. And it didn't mean anything at all. Nope. Nothing at all.