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When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off?

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Chapters: 1
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A shorty, angst little piece that contains mpreg, captured Harry, bastard Lucius and heroic Draco. And a happy ending.

Words: 3,465
Chapters: 1
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After Hogwarts, Hermione was looking forward to seeing the world. Instead, she got stuck with that imbecile. Can she find her way through the complicated-spy world, or will she fall victim to the ulterior motives of those around her?

Words: 13,847
Chapters: 3
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Beyond Redemption by ruxi
08/02/2003

Defying death, Harry returns from beyond the veil aside a six-year-old Sirius, maddened by the voices. Lily Potter's true legacy is revealed, in the form of a weapon that may damn her son forever. `` As Azkaban falls prey to Dementors, Harry finds himself haunted by dreams of Tom Marvolo's wretched fall to darkness...dreams that may just turn to his reality.

Words: 25,705
Chapters: 2
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My Juliet by DemonOfTheFall
12/05/2003

A ficlet. Harry has feelings for Hermione. She loves his best friend. A glimpse into the heart-broken and yearning mind of The-Boy-Who-Lived.

Words: 4,413
Chapters: 3
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Aftermath by Water-Singer
02/02/2008

Severus Snape saved Hermione Granger from the desolation of the battlefield after the final fight with Voldemort. Now, five years later, Hermione wants to know why and she is determined to find out.

Words: 5,804
Chapters: 6
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Worthwhile by Big V
03/06/2007

Draco rescues a kitten from a tree.

Words: 1,690
Chapters: 1
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Twenty years after Hogwarts, Harry is visited by a former lover.

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It's another year at Hogwarts and Ron and Hermione are beginning to discover that their feelings for each other run far deeper than friendship. After an encounter in the Quidditch Pitch, they know. But exactly what are they going to do about it, especially when misunderstandings and jealousy arise?

Words: 7,868
Chapters: 3
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I'll Be... by Nickel
01/13/2005

After the war, many were left behind to mourn the loss of their loved ones. One man mourns someone he lost to a cause that he doesn't remember. Ginny Weasley, his Healer, is willing to give him a second chance. When the man's son comes back unable to forgive him for his decisions, Ginny helps him discover what she already knows. Decisions aren't always right and almost everyone deserves a second chance.

Words: 6,234
Chapters: 3
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Two boys, one pool table, and one game of strip poker.

Words: 1,374
Chapters: 1
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Luke and Han meet a girl from a planet far, far away with a past that can either help them or harm them. Will they join forces with her to stop the new wizard menace in space or will they forsake her?

Words: 5,026
Chapters: 4
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Harry has a new style? You better believe it! Spikey haired Harry! That's not all! Why is Harry suddenly so drowsey? What's with these dreams? Remus Lupin is in WHAT relationship with Harry?! What about Felicity and Melody? Things could get interesting...

Words: 18,430
Chapters: 1
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Trophy Bride by ginny1313
06/28/2004

"You know what you are, Granger?" He laughs lightly. "You’re a trophy wife. Potter loves having the smartest witch in school on his arm. It makes for the best publicity since he put my father and his friends into Azkaban. But you don’t really mean anything to him.You don’t mean anything to anyone."

Words: 1,413
Chapters: 2
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Ode by magicicada
05/21/2004

Sometimes the only way to save the world is to destroy it.

Words: 64,893
Chapters: 3
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Draco must deal with the truth about blood and the truth about love.

Words: 3,030
Chapters: 2
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On a dark starless night, love is confessed under a tree. Total and complete Harry/Hermione fluff!

Words: 1,579
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Harry's deepest, most desperate desire is to have a family. Sirius craves to be free to take care of his godson. Remus has always wanted a child of his own. Can the three of them find happiness together? 5th year. Parental Sirius and Remus.

Words: 5,008
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"You must conquer your fears, lest they conquer you." But what to do when your greatest fear is five-foot-two, wears petticoats and slippers, smiles sweetly...and makes your life a living hell? There's really only one thing to do. You bring her down.

Words: 1,787
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Little Mallory Weasley-Potter is attending Daddy's day at her Wizarding Primary School. She has to explain to the whole class why her Daddy could not be there. Inspired by "A Dad's Poem" written anonymously about the World Trade Center.

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'...Suddenly, he became serious again. "Granger, you must either be entirely naïve or utterly dimwitted to not see that Harry Potter, super hero, do-gooder extraordinaire, is helplessly in love with you," he stated wryly...'

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One character professes his love for another only to be confronted by her love for another all leading to some very unexpected endings.

Words: 1,780
Chapters: 1
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Kidnapped by ids
12/12/2003

Hermione has been kidnapped. She has been violated, beaten and tortured. Will she bounce back? Can she move on from what happened to her? Will she ever look at a man the same again?

Words: 5,069
Chapters: 3
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Healer by Zodyaz
08/28/2002

Aiko gets shipped off to England to live with her mother when things get rocky in Japan, resulting in her enrollment in Hogwarts. Befriended by the Trio on sight, they laugh it up on their way through the school year, and life in general. Love blossoms, water fights, and more!

Words: 9,546
Chapters: 3
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Lanae and Louis Juneau, the grandchildren of the Great Albus Dumbledore. They're Goth, punk, twins, and gay. Spending a year in Hogwarts they find out the truth of why they are there and why Voldie seems to be after them. In one short year they go through love, lust, rejection, death, and other perils. Finding compassion in the most unlikely pair this year seems to be one of eventful proportions. Come read and see Hogwarts through their eyes.

Words: 18,783
Chapters: 5
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A short story of when Ginny is twenty-one and life has changed, a lot. Then suddenly, at a party, she feels stress get the better of her, and the only person there to comfort her is... (Drum roll please) Draco Malfoy. A little fluffy, a bit of D/G...

Words: 3,114
Chapters: 1
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Her floor is his ceiling...and he can't stand it.

Words: 622
Chapters: 1
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The Art of War by Hijja
11/30/2002

Wizard's chess in the Slytherin dungeons. Ron and Draco, both with an axe to grind. High stakes, dubious rules and psychological warfare. Painful consequences and strange encounters. If you've ever wondered whether it is a good idea to play games with Slytherins, this is the answer.

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Hermione meets her lover, Draco Malfoy the Death Eater, that night before he dueled with her best friend, Harry Potter. Full of snogs and tears.

Words: 1,612
Chapters: 1
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As Sweet by rootedinmud
12/25/2005

Remus loves Dora. The problem? Tonks doesn't.

Words: 1,072
Chapters: 1
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Truth and Lies by Moonsilver
10/08/2007

Harry Potter is imprisoned in Azkaban. Twice. His second getaway leads to a dramatic confrontation with Voldemort, resulting in the destruction of the infamous wizard prison.

Words: 6,742
Chapters: 5
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If it's the time for confessions, I will proudly admit that I am a jackass. I am a loud, opinionated, b*tch. For the longest time everything was fun, everything needed my sarcastic input. Life was just a game to me; something I had to, shall we say, “liven up”. But now the irony in that makes me sick. I’ve read Romeo and Juliet; I should have seen it coming. I always hope that it’s just some sort of nightmare and I’ll just wake up, but it’s never so. Not for me, Cait Black, the Mercutio.

Words: 30,341
Chapters: 6
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Right after GoF, Draco's parents are killed by Voldemort after Lucius gives a powerful amulet to Draco. Voldemort is now after Draco and and he must stay with Hermione over the summer for protection. An exciting, romantic, humorous fic complete with a plot! Read it!

Words: 6,948
Chapters: 2
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Blaise Zabini is in love with a Hufflepuff, Draco Malfoy is full of incoherent rage, and Pansy Parkinson still has to hold a fund-raiser for Voldemort. How incredibly unfair. Slash.

Words: 3,967
Chapters: 3
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Hermione received a letter that created her the sole bearer of information that could destroy the world if used rightly. She must hide and she does at St. Mungos as a ward. Eight years later, her cover is blown and she must ``help fight with her knowledge. Little as she knows, she will be forced to act ``upon this information and use it upon herself against her wishes. Meanwhile, Voldemort takes another move in his terror of the wizardry world by corrupting a four year old and using her against her parents... based very loosely off of "Don't Say a Word".

Words: 14,825
Chapters: 3
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This story takes place shortly after Harry, Ron and Hermione's graduation from Hogwarts. They have to join forces with an old enemy and some new friends and support Dumbledore in his fight agianst Voldemort.

Words: 9,936
Chapters: 4
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On the Run by ellenmay
08/21/2005

Two teens are thrown together in a time of uncertainty and learn that their past assumptions were incorrect.

Words: 2,368
Chapters: 4
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After a severe week of Death Eater meetings, Severus is found by Hermione and gives her a promise he is afraid he may not be able to keep. AU since HBP and OotP.

Words: 2,613
Chapters: 1
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A twisted tale in which Voldemort (who else?) tries to take over the world by using a concoction of spells to turn him into Barney the dinosaur. If this seems twisted and dumb to you, read the authors note in the first chapter where I try to explain everything. Mainly a fictional (supposedly) account on the Purple One's rise to power in the first chapter, it gradually becomes more and more HP oriented. Totally HP in the third chapter.

Words: 6,128
Chapters: 3
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Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single one of their fics? It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a D/G fic.

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Severus Snape and Sirius Black. They are divided by an almost inhumanly intensive loathing and nothing could ever change that. Right?… desire, rejection, unused classrooms, assassination attempts and snogs.

Words: 3,638
Chapters: 1
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Illusions by Draconn Malfoy
11/18/2005

When Severus forces Draco to sacrifice his free time by tutoring Neville Longbottom in the art of Potions making, it is meant as a punishment. Or that's at least how it appears at first. A small, stinky snake, a sneaky Godfather with an even sneakier lover, a lecherous father with his past affairs, Death Eater involvement, and of course the tutoring lessons force both boys to abandon their old masks of (respectively) coldness and incompetence and face each other as they are. Perhaps tutoring isn't such a bad idea after all... SLASH SS/RL DM/NL LM/SB, past SLASH LM/SS LM/RL.

Words: 7,179
Chapters: 4
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Ginny is sick of being treated like a baby. So, when she discovers Hermione's secret, she retaliates by teaming up with...what? Draco Malfoy? What happens when the two impeliment their plan and shock the whole school..and themselves in the process? Draco/Ginny

Words: 8,711
Chapters: 1
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To the Moon by Kas
12/10/2008

What if only Tonks had died in the final battle at Hogwarts? Remus looks back at the last moments of his wife's life. Alternate Universe.

Words: 5,756
Chapters: 3
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The Five Year Mark by Ronnie
04/17/2003

This story is the sequel to 'Harry and Ron are in The Hills'. It is five years after that fateful New Years 'Booze Cruise'. No slash; child humour may require a select mind.

Words: 13,350
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,670
Searching for Souls by Pysche
12/24/2003

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are as different from one another as they could possibly be, but opposites attract and Ginny and Draco find themselves drawn to one another. As they grow closer and closer, the world in which they live is becoming more and more dangerous. Can they hold onto themselves and each other while the world continues in confusion and their lives become a turmoil of difficulties?

Words: 5,051
Chapters: 3
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"'I'm going to kill him!' Harry thought." As Harry's ill temper continues, he cannot help wondering why he is so irrational, especially when it comes to a certain special girl.... H/G, R/Hr.

Words: 8,725
Chapters: 2
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The Golden Deer by lifeeater
12/09/2004

How can James convince Lily Evans to go out with him? Over Christmas break, James get a good idea from an ancient Hindu scripture. Lily/James, seventh year.

Words: 3,732
Chapters: 5
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Make No Mistake by Maple Tide
04/21/2003

Alternate Universe. It had been a given that Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter had been unstoppable in school. A lesser known fact is the fact that they were lovers until the latter met with Lily Evans. However, what happens when it's discovered that Snape was working against the Order, even while providing them with information, and because he had been given the perfect reward. What happens when they stumble upon that perfect reward and it's the last thing they expect?

Words: 6,141
Chapters: 4
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A single piece of mistletoe hangs from the archway leading to the Great Hall. A story about tradition, hope and the power of a kiss. R/Hr, H/G, others. Happy Holidays.

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When Sirius is given an ultimatum by his mother, McGonagall enforces cannon and the PG13 rating is kept absolute, there’s only one thing left to do... Warning: Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek. Contains: slash, het, femmeslash, incest, outcest (bear with me), humor, cliché, disturbing use of drapery, utter demolition of the 4th wall, melodramatics, threesomes, some language, & near-musical encounters.

Words: 1,193
Chapters: 1
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Albus Severus and Scorpius are best mates, but Albus wants more. With their family history, however, will they be able to pull off a happy romance? Oh, and why does Geoff Creevey have to be so fit?! Featuring Jealous!Albus, Clueless!Scorpius, American!friends, and Unwittingly-Helpful!Professor Neville.

Words: 3,575
Chapters: 2
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Updated to comply with Half Blood Prince. “'You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore.' 'We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,' Dumbledore said calmly." What are those ways, and what does candy have to do with anything?

Words: 8,248
Chapters: 5
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Two Fold by Fenrio
08/01/2003

(SB/RL slash) Unspoken love is the loudest sound of all.

Words: 2,226
Chapters: 1
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Hermione is stargazing. Her husband Remus comes to talk with her about their lost friends, Harry and Sirius, and their sacrifice. And, despite their sorrow, they still dare to hope.

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Harry is faced with the terrible reality that he alone can defeat Voldemort, a responsibility he shoulders courageously. What happens when startling events begin to take place and new faces appear possessing secrets that hold the key to not only Voldemort’s weaknesses, but to Harry’s future? Coming of age has more in store for Harry than he ever thought possible. Things become more overwhelming than he could ever imagine as secrets begin to unravel, new and old enemies are met, and loyalties are tied. While his fate grows foggier, his choices become increasingly more difficult to make. He realizes that everyone around him is faced with the same decision, to choose between what is right, and what is easy. What will Harry choose?

Words: 16,921
Chapters: 2
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Sirius Black AU. What if Sirius had made different choices in his life? And I don't mean staying Secret Keeper. What if he'd remained true to his family, instead of his friends? Come visit a darker side of Sirius Black. Please review!

Words: 5,792
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James reflects on his best friends' relationship and his own feelings for Lily Evans. Then something happens that renders all his doubts and uncertainties irrelevant.

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"You should have had the wedding of your dreams...maybe in some grand cathedral, or castle, and then honeymoon in a five-star hotel or quaint bed-and-breakfast, or at least not any place that features beds with signs that say 'Insert 5 Knuts For Super Vibrating Action'--" Remus gets more than he bargained for on his honeymoon night, including a mysterious package from beyond. Remus/Tonks oneshot, obviously.

Words: 2,512
Chapters: 1
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Complicated by SabayeLeyr
09/03/2002

Ginny's finally gotten over her short relationship with Harry Potter, and has found herself falling for the most unlikely person she can think of...but does he really want her? He's nice to her when they're alone, but when they're around other people he becomes completely horrible. Can she make him see that it doesn't have to be that way? (D/G)

Words: 4,462
Chapters: 2
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So I Need You by Liz R.
07/05/2002

We all know Harry likes Cho, but will she ever like him back? Even after Cedric?

Words: 520
Chapters: 1
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Woven by Amaroq Collins
11/15/2002

Hermione comes face-to-face, quite literally, with a side of Draco she never imagined could exist. Implied Hermione/Draco ficlet.

Words: 2,768
Chapters: 1
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There's a new girl at Hogwarts and Draco can't decide if he wants to punch her or kiss her. The feeling's mutual. Blood and hormones run high!

Words: 4,214
Chapters: 4
Hits: 1,661
I Want by Gwen
01/20/2002

A Draco ramble about what he wants from Harry.

Words: 195
Chapters: 1
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The Price Of Fame by Anj
07/07/2003

After all those years of being the Wizarding World's Wonder Boy, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter is getting awfully sick of it. Even his best friends aren't able to just treat him like a normal kid. What happens when Harry finally realizes that there's always been someone who can?

Words: 1,295
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When Harry returns to Grimmauld Place, what will he find waiting for him this time? Did a dream about an infamous Voldemort really happen? And why is Harry once again seeing and hearing things that no one else can? What will it take to pull Harry out of the emotional torture being placed on him, and how far will they go to save him? Begins summer after fifth year and continues into sixth year.

Words: 7,533
Chapters: 4
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Harry Potter and his two best friends Hermione and Ron have come to Hogwarts expecting to be visted by Beauxbaton exchange students for the year. But what they didn't expect was for a Beauxbaton student to go missing, vists from old professors and most of all, the Dark Arts happening. Jeez, AND Harry was hoping it would be a quiet year! Dream on!

Words: 5,068
Chapters: 1
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After stumbling into a strange Wal-Mart in his new home town, Jess Mariano meets a new person like he's never known before, Draco Malfoy. But will he be too blinded by his past love and too secure in his own sexuality too realize that he loves him before it's too late?

Words: 5,357
Chapters: 6
Hits: 1,660
Hannah's 4th Year by MissIzzy
08/18/2002

Hannah Abbott's diary during her fourth year. In this story, she's an American who attends Hogwarts on family tradition.

Words: 3,056
Chapters: 1
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Harry Potter is in sixth year. He has his friends and is excelling at Hogwarts. But other forces have different plans for him. Soon, Harry is plunged into a world of darkness that even he may not be able to survive.

Words: 13,493
Chapters: 2
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She's Cute by Sicilia
08/28/2003

I dedicate this to anyone who is falling in love, has been in love, and wants to fall in love. Ron/Hermione.

Words: 1,885
Chapters: 2
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Okay, this is really hard. It is an MST for POTC. I warn you, plotlessness possibly ahead.

Words: 1,351
Chapters: 2
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The definition of 'love' as defined by Draco Malfoy.

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Draco Malfoy is used to people worshipping him every Valentine's Day (well, every other day too...), but this year he gets a huge shock from the least likely of people.

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Chapters: 3
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Silly ships are spoofed in an even sillier ficlet. - ``“No,” he hissed. “I have just returned from the Dark Lord. I am in severe pain from the affereffects of the Crucio curse. You will tend to my injuries,” he said, stripping off his clothes.``“Fine,” she said, admiring his thin, paper white body.

Words: 1,334
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Written for the Trio FQF in answer to the challenge: Hermione is in the delivery room; Harry and Ron attempt to be supportive but find it trying. What's worse than an anxious father-to-be? Two fathers-to-be!

Words: 8,788
Chapters: 1
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Complicated by Sophiebabe
09/21/2002

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been rivals forever. But in their sixth year, that's about to change. These two realize the have a hidden past together. ````What starts out as a simple nightmare, leads to danger and death for Draco and Hermione. Will they live through sixth year?````New characters, and adventures lie ahead - including Draco's sister?

Words: 5,683
Chapters: 2
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That Summer by imaJination
02/01/2003

Lily spent the summer holidays in America and met a fantastic boy. Surprisingly, they meet up again at Hogwarts, but he’s completely different from what she remembered him. Can a romance still be salvaged?

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Chapters: 2
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James Potter has had a brilliant inspiration-love and Quidditch work the same way. Will this star Seeker snag Lily Evans? Or will he lose the game of love forever? Let the games begin!

Words: 7,035
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When Ron is captured by Death Eaters, Hermione, now an auror, must go undercover with her partner, Seamus Finnigan, to the United States. Is this mission really impossible, as Sirius Black thinks, or will Hermione find a way to pull it off?

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Knowing too much can be suicide...

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'No offense guys but you reek!' Why do they reek? It's Hogwarts battle of the Sexes. Who will win and why do the boys smell of flowers? What happens next? You decide!

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Harry, Ron and Lavender are staying at Hermione's for the summer. Ron and Lav decide that they should set the other two up.

Words: 4,345
Chapters: 4
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Lucretia's Bane by Nimrodel
05/01/2002

A strange new student arrives in the trio's final year, Hermione suspects that Snape knows more than he is letting on, and a troubled past creates enemies, bloodshed and a cold heart to beat again.

Words: 7,352
Chapters: 2
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A New Ghost by Lanski
11/27/2002

Set after GoF, Harry starts the summer with a new job, many feelings of guilt about Cedric's death, and some hard questions for Dumbledore. He also has a sneaking suspicion that he is being watched.

Words: 8,257
Chapters: 3
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July, 1985. Remus spends the full moon at a very unusual monastery and remembers an encounter with a very unusual Death Eater.

Words: 11,537
Chapters: 2
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Unmasked by slytherinrules85
04/09/2005

A masked ball can lead to many things, including mystery, and, in this case, love.

Words: 9,664
Chapters: 3
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For anyone who loves a smart, independent girl who finds out that the boy (the gorgeous, popular, funny boy) whose been bugging her is actually the one who makes her life ten times more fun. And don't you feel sorry for the guy? Its nice to see him get what he wants. Eventually. Maurader fic. Lily/James; Sirius/??? Should be one hell of a ride.

Words: 6,444
Chapters: 3
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The Art of Being Nice by Mi
06/15/2003

Lupin tells Black that he's spent a night with Snape. Which leads to confusion, misunderstandings, surprising statements and... more. Snape/Lupin - fluffy slash, one-shot.

Words: 2,019
Chapters: 1
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Dandelion by Ivy Blossom
07/01/2003

Children who manage to grow up well-adjusted and healthy in spite of a terrible upbringing are known as 'Dandelion children'. In this story, Draco Malfoy befriends the trio post-Hogwarts, and comes to understand that this is the best way to understand Harry Potter.

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Severus Snape's best friend returns to teach at Hogwarts-- YES, HE HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Some of the things that ensue: green and silver body paint, year-long chess games, action, fun, insanity for all ages! A few OCs, and a side of Severus Snape you may never have seen. Sarcasm, arguments, and reminisces about Lily abound. Voila.

Words: 10,263
Chapters: 3
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-A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, pointless conferences, Mary-Sues, makeovers, no plot, attempt at witty insults, sadistic Weasleys, horny Malfoys, mindless swearing and innuendo, dodgy time lapses, powdered cheese, general insanity and a happy ending. Written for all ficcers who despise cliche-ridden fifth year fics, this fic will move you... (into the corner, shaking with fear).

Words: 6,041
Chapters: 1
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Minerva McGonagall is failing Potions thanks to several distractions of hair harassment and a certain mishap that wasn’t her fault. Honest! And now the only way Slughorn will allow her to pass his class is to get tutoring from his prized student: Tom Riddle. Pissed emotions, snarky remarks, sexual tension, and chaos ensue. And it’s going to be one hell of a year for the both of them.

Words: 7,073
Chapters: 3
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Hell & Bliss by TattooedSiren
02/18/2006

Remus stood outside the worn, wooden door, a rush of thoughts running so quickly through his brain that he struggled to hold on to any one of them.

Words: 1,184
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