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If fan fiction authors could rule the Harry Potter world, there'd be a lot of odd stuff going on. Welcome to the pilot episode of: ::start main theme:: The Harry Potter Parody Zone.

Ginny misses his kisses. Ginny gets raped by Harry (no description). Ginny has to make a big decision that will make her lose the thing she loves the most.

AU. Set 2004 in Britain. Draco and Ron are the heirs to Britain. Ron, being younger, can go out and do what he wants. When he meets Hermione, things start to happen and Draco steps in to steal her away. Not a who-will-Hermione-choose fic or a Cinderella story. R/Hr

Hermione's daughter has a question: "Mama, tell me about the first time you and Daddy kissed?" Well, most of us remember our first kiss and it isn't usually picture perfect. Ron and Hermione are no exception. This is in response to the fics that have two people who have never kissed before just suddenly kiss so well that it's as though they're seasoned veterans at it or something. Besides, embarrassing stories are so much more fun!

Remind me not to answer any more questions when you have me pinned against a wall in a random broom closet.

"I miss him." A cute, sad little fic about how the survivors of the battle (namely Ginny and George,) cope with Fred's death.

As Harry and his mates are about to return from their tumultuous trip, they meet the one person they never thought they would see again.

We know that in "Christmas on the Closed Ward" in Order of the Phoenix, everybody goes to visit Mr. Weasley on Christmas Day, but what happens when they get back to Grimmauld Place? I'll tell you what. Mayhem happens.

Stuck in the hospital, Minerva McGonagall is horrified to hear what has happened in her absence from Hogwarts. Guilty and miserable, she remembers another time that she let Dumbledore down, in the worst possible way.

They all saw Sirius on the floor. He was writhing, twisting, and convoluting on the ground. "Professor!" James yelled. "I think Sirius is the one possessed by Satan!" A short little one-shot about Sirius pretending to be possessed. There are some opportunities in life that you just can't pass up.

About a month before his graduation, Harry is called into Professor Dumbledore's office to discuss his decision to become a Healer instead of an Auror. Absolutely pointless Hermione-Harry fluff.

Lucius Malfoy's "favorite charity" goes to Hogwarts a year before Harry Potter and Draco. What life was like at the school then.

A Christmas gift written for the SiriusXJames Christmas Exchange. Remus knows there is someone who will always be standing between Sirius and him. Remus/Sirius, James/Sirius.

Harry Potter awakes to leave the Dursleys on his 17th Birthday. The humor is a little dry and dark, but he leaves, presenting them with a gift. Slightly off canon at the end, but it is my first ever fanfic and I am proud! Rated PG-13 by author for insults and cruelty.

We all know that Tonks is horribly clumsy, but we also know she has more to offer than just the clutziness! Life changes after all and after a certain death, life is certainly a bit different in Twelve Grimmauld Place.

Many years have passed since the Weasley children have graduated from Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. All of them are upon the brink or past the brink of old age when tragedy strikes this closeknit family. Fred Weasley has died leaving his wife Angelina and brothers Ron and George at the Burrow cleaning up his possessions. Ron stumbles across a set of letters in a notebook. Letters addressed to Ronnikins, George and his dearest Angelina.

All those times they thought Hermione was at the library, she was actually donning a pink leotard and mask as a crime-fighting diva! Justice is served to Cho Chang and Mary Sue (read if you hate both of them).

Ginny/?? Ginny is the tease of Hogwarts, but what happens when the guy she actually cares for falls under her spell?

Have you ever wondered what exactly the Marauders did while in class? Why, they wrote notes, of course! Here and now you can read the REAL notes from all four marauders with a special quest appearance from Lily Evans (soon to be Potter)! JP/LE, SB/OC, RL/OC, PP/please; you really think I'd give HIM someone to love?

HPLOTR There's a new prophecy…Harry has been killed but not by Voldemort…The Powers of the world send him and another back, but to a different time, place and as a different race…Now when he returns to Hogwarts, he is fighting two evils.

Hermione has a crush on Charlie Weasley.

On the eve of a fateful battle, two Order of the Phoenix members are in an upstairs suite at number twelve, Grimmauld Place. Just before the call from Snape comes in, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are engaged in struggles of their own, fighting both a Boggart and their own emotions.

Hermione, Ron and Harry spend their first summer apart in a twisted story where each friend has a different theme to their story. There's Ron, the lovestruck boy in hiding from evil wizards; Harry, the most famous wizard in the wiarding world, who's sturggling with the recent death of a loved one and still trying to piece together all that has happened in his past; and Hermione, the one who winds up surrounded by freaks in what seemed to be the greatest, most peaceful place on earth, but turns out to be just the opposite. This plot is completely twisted, just as most of the characters in it! Definetly a must-read for those who'd like to see wizards and goth, meantalcase, evil, and beautiful muggles collide.

When Harry Potter's best friends, Ron and Hermione get married, Harry suddenly finds that his own affections lie on a certain red-haired friend of his. The only trouble is, Harry won't give into it because of his job. What will it take to make Harry see the truth? Perhaps the advice of a wizened old man? H/G,R/Hr

Draco hates what he sees in Harry's eyes and vows to change it.

"But love isn't love until you give it away. If it's meant to be, it will come back to you someday. I love you, and I honestly trust that you will find your way to me, however long that may take . . ." Draco learns a little bit about real love.

After Sirius' funeral, Harry isn't sure he wants to get close to anyone else. Set just before the end of OoTP.

A series of vignettes showcasing the strengths of each Hogwarts house.

Ever wondered how Lucius and Narcissa first met?

A story of two very different people in love, expressed and told through infrequent diary entries. A short, sweet little ficlet.

What happens when you fall in love? Ron explores this question when he tries to ask Hermione out, but gets side-tracked into thinking a very bad possibility.

Something changed for Ginny during her stay at Grimmauld Place – something no one could have expected, especially Lupin. This is a short story about them getting to know each other better just from reading between the lines.

One night during the hunt for Horcruxes, Hermione reflects on her family, on her boys, and on her guitar...which, in true Hermione fashion, Harry and Ron knew nothing about until she chose to enlighten them.

So what happened when Sirius told Severus about how to get past the Whomping Willow? And what happened once they got caught? "Dumbledore's eyes had lost their customary twinkle as he contemplated the three boys in front of him. Sirius Black sat rigidly, ramrod straight, holding on to the arms of the chair with white-knuckled hands, looking everywhere but into the eyes of the Headmaster. Next to him, his best friend James sat dejectedly, head in hands..."

What if Caramel can actually get Sirius to notice her this year. Impossible, right? Maybe not with the help of a few of her friends.

Draco's toy snake causes family strife. Explores Narcissa's role as Draco's mother and the wife of Lucius Malfoy. Features six-year-old Draco.

He hasn’t slept in Mother’s bed since he was four years old, when he scampered down the hall in the sweat of a nightmare.

James wakes up too early for Lily's liking, and she thinks something's up. Well, she's right. Sirius makes small talk with Narcissa at breakfast, Alice is hopped up about Honeydukes. Remus reads poetry, Lily daydreams about a baby. Prongs proposes, James gets a dunk in the lake. Butterbeer flows. Fluffy James/Lily piece.

Mortie Wimsey, a descendant of famous Lord Peter Wimsey, a second-year Gryffindor, once, strolling along the Lake on Sunday, hears a hideous yell...

Ron likes Hermione and plans to ask her! BUT one big problem! Krum's come and asked her out already! What will happen next?!

For Harry and Draco, the dawn is long in coming.

Harry and some boys are going to live twenty days in a castle, competing in a bachelorette-competition, with Hermione as the prize! She'll ditch one a day until there's only one left. But that's not all what happens: butterbeer parties, stupid tasks, betting, body transparation and ugly sofas comes up all the time. As if that’s not enough, Harry has to share a bed with Percy!

When Sirius goes to "lie low at Lupin's," he finally discovers that the days that passed endlessly for him in Azkaban were years to everyone else.

On a simple day, Draco and Ginny's hidden relationship is going still... until the suspicious Harry and Hermione get too him, Neville accidently pops his head from under the desk... Will they stay together? Secret loves, typical snogs; it's just another day at Hogwarts.

A simple letter leaves James in complete inner turmoil; he tries to somehow find serenity.

Very strange, stupid, plotless, and pointless. Fred and George get some revelations that are also very strange, stupid, plotless, and pointless. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do.

A HBP Missing Moment. Harry\'s thoughts on the night Dumbledore dies while he\'s lying in his bed and realizes that he can no longer hear Fawkes singing. Harry is truly alone...or is he?

Harry has a detention. What happens when a certain Weasley drops by to say hello?

Crookshanks observes a depressed, lovesick Hermione during summer break. H/Hr

Bianca is seventeen…and is starting her seventh year at Hogwarts. But she's smarter than she seems-and she has a horrible secret that not even she is aware of. Includes plenty of: the Weasley twins (you know you love them!), suspense, love triangles-and quadrilaterals, and eventually Voldemort (gasp!).

We were supposed to argue over house decor - why did it come to this?

Draco is mad. Crazy. Insane. Read and find out.

Ron fancies a Muggle. But does he love her enough to bring her into his world?

James, Lily, and the Astronomy Tower. But wait? There's no snogging? They have a teacher's permission to be up there at night? Just what's going on here?

A bitter young man receives his letter of acceptance to Hogwarts.

Draco is the perfect guy in Hermione's eyes. It looks like he's changed for the better. But did he change for good?

On Friday 27th of December, Ron and Hermione find themselves in a very strange situation - they are each other!

One girl is about to find the true meaning of love.

(Prequel to every other fic GreenLily has posted) James and Sirius have always known that they would go to Hogwarts. Remus has had his doubts for obvious reasons. Lily did not know she was a witch until she received her letter. She is facing prejudice from her sister because she's a witch and prejudice from certain members of the wizard community because she is muggle-born. What's a girl to do?

“Isn’t it fabulous, Molly?” Arthur chatted, pulling several more leaflets from his inside pocket. “Look, we can fly to Cairo on an airplane!”

Padfoot suggests to Moony, Wormtail and Prongs that they should form a band and perform at The Three Broomsticks. Based on the Grimm brothers' fairy tale "The Bremen Town Musicians."

What would happen if Harry had nothing to lose. He's eighteen and everthing he cared for is gone. What would he do? What would the sorting hat help him do? He would change things around. He would have to go back to the Maurader era to do it too.

Lily has always hated James Potter, right? So finding him alone, crying in the Astronomy Tower shouldn't mean anything to her, right? Right....

Severus Snape and Harry Potter are trapped together in a collapsed secret passageway behind the fourth floor mirror. They are forced to see sides of themselves and each other that they hadn’t thought possible.

New Years Challenge Response! It's sixth year and there's a New Years party coming up. Draco's depressed, Ron's got a crush, and Hermione's having strange dreams. And when the clock strikes midnight on New Years day, anything can happen.

We all knew Harry was special. We just didn't know the extent. Converted Slytherins, bad press, school clubs, and, of course, OWLs. Doesn't our favorite hero have enough on his hands? AU for OotP.

A small PWP in which Petunia Dursley muses about Harry and Lily.

Lily and James used to be best friends, hanging out in their neighborhood with each other. But once they were accepted into Hogwarts, they went their separate ways - James, the popular prankster, and Lily, the know-it-all bystander. But will their past be able to bring them back together?

The sun rose above the clouds to the noon point, where it could filter the school grounds with all its sunlight. The sunlight would seem to cover all the school grounds. That was another little thing about Hogwarts that I happened to know about. There aren't many things I don't know about. How could there be, when your Lily Evans.

A young man thinks, and hopes. (H/D)

(AU sorta) Kate Black had the perfect brother. Friends that were there no matter what. A love that could stand the test of time. And an enemy that would tear her world apart. Follow the Marauders, Lily Evens, Kate Black, and Miranda Tate through leaving Hogwarts, deaths, marriages, births, betrayals, secrets and heartaches. All of this and more in the eyes of the one person Harry may never get the chance to know.

Bit of unrequited romance fluff. She started to notice him one day and was surprised to find him looking back. D/G One-Shot

Two days and two nights of pre-slash. It's cold and wet and miserable, the Death Eaters are roaming, and it's a full moon. Lily is fiercely maternal, James keeps tripping over things, and Sirius and Remus are... are friends.

Ron sets out to thrill his wife with epicurean delights on their first anniversary. Sometimes, things don't always go as planned, and sometimes they do.

I can't stop loving you, so don't ask me to stop.

A battle, a missing child, a man determined to save the little family he still has. DHr, Oneshot.

At Harry and Ginny's funeral, members of their family reflect upon the couple and how they changed the lives of those around them.

Harry has a girlfriend. Ginny's not happy, to say the least. Neither is Hermione, although for an entirely different reason.

Ginny makes the mistake of saying to much to our favorite green eyed hero. Can she fix what she said and does Harry even see her as more than a friend? Follow a series of letters exchanged afterward involving many of our favorite characters.

Remus makes an announcement, Tonks gets upset, Easter eggs are given, and a visit to the Grangers. Sequel to \\\'Craziness and Comforting\\\'. H/Hr post-Hogwarts

Sirius doesn't want anyone's charity. But charity isn't what Remus wants to give him.

It had begun. He would lose, Remus would make sure of it. It was to avenge him, it was to avenge Sirius.

It seems that Hermione has a secret admirer, but how secret can he be if the whole school knows?

Walking down a deserted corridor, Hermione Granger disobeyed everything five-and-a-half years in the wizarding world had taught her and leaned too close to a mysterious white spiral. Falling through a time vortex nineteen years back in time, she meets the Marauders. Befriending them, as well as several other important characters, she tells no one of the future but Remus Lupin. Contains: OotP spoilers, implied H/H, implied RL/PE

Astoria Malfoy wakes up to two news. The good one? She has a son. The bad one? Her husband has used her unconsciousness to name the baby... Scorpius.

The Unknown Gryffindor is about a student who attends Hogwarts during the HPSS time frame. Learn about whom this Gryffindor is and his story of discovery. At the same time, you will get what I believe will be extra information about other students.

Who could possibly be worse than Umbridge? Surely no one could be as bad as the person who set Dementors on Harry and put power in to the hands of Draco Malfoy. But it's possible and it's happened and now the sixth years at Hogwarts will be subjected to their new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher. May God have mercy on their souls... Draco get's the shock, and the hug, of his life.

A look at friendship in the Slytherin house. Add in a hint of slash and you get a very cunning way to annoy Draco Malfoy. H/D

Another sweet, fluffy ficlet; continues where we last left Ron and Hermione in Head Over Feet – headed to the Yule Ball together. Giggles in the dress shop, teenage boy-angst at the robe shop…All this plus a bit of well-placed mistletoe…and featuring advice-guru!Harry and Ginny.

Two versions of the same character go out into their world with the same intention -- meet up with Ron and Harry and discuss Horcrux plans. A glimpse into each of those worlds. (Movie!Hermione vs. Canon!Hermione.)

A response to a challenge to create a fic under 1300 words that included self-promotion, a parody of the ships H/D, H/G, S/Hr, and a fanfic that I will not name due to me not wanting to get sued.````Must contain a section about the summer.``Must contain a section about the real world. Must include final battle between Voldie and Harry. ``Must receive 20+ reviews within fourteen days.````See how I did.

Sometimes, we don't always slip into the place that we are meant to fill. At least, that's what Seamus hopes. But then he's always been a dreamer.

Songfic. Harry and Draco miss each other, ten years after the defeat of Voldemort. Both reminisce of their relationship in sixth year. DM/HP, RW/HG. Warning! Deaths are included.

It's the beginning of the seventh year at Hogwarts and Ron is beating himself upside the head to prove his love to Hermione. He goes through great lengths to gain her affection with only one thought in mind--"It's now or never... there's only one year left!"

Seamus and Dean spend a Saturday afternoon alone in Gryffindor common room. Confessions abound. Slash.

Sequel to "Aintzane: Toad of Glory, Slytherin's Heir" and related to "Cuckoo, Cuckold". Godric's perspective on the situation, as he arrives just a little too late...

This song fic is set one year after the events of my previous fic "Liberty." Ron and Ginny are back to being friends with Harry and Hermione after their involvement in the final battle with Voldemort. Harry and Hermione have welcomed a baby daughter to their family, and Ron writes a song for her.

Ron apologizes to Hermione for insulting her boyfriend. And ends up apologizing again for kissing her.

I sit in the Common Room, peering over the top of my library book. It’s no use trying to read in here. Noisy, laughing Gryffindors are all around, but they don’t bother me. I’m quite used to their antics by now. No, it’s a very quiet twosome who captivates my attention...

Sitting underneath a willow tree in his back yard, Ron is contemplating his lot in life as Harry Potter\'s Best Friend, when his other best friend comes along and tries to Communicate. The result is a deeper look at what makes Ron tick, and why he and Hermione stick by Harry no matter what.