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The madness of Ginny and Draco started on April 20 at exactly 8:27 PM. What exactly happens when Horcruxes, dogs, ferrets, weasels, and wands collide? A whole heck of a lot, that's what.
Under Obligation by Aulizia_and_Kirixchi
11/27/2004Narcissa swore that nothing but love would induce her to marry. When it falls to her to take her sister Andromeda's place and marry Lucius Malfoy, will she surrender her dreams for the family honour, or can she have both?
We've Only Just Begun by alana
04/23/2003Harry/Draco, one-shot. Beautiful, terrible awareness.
Elen Sila Lumenn Omentielmo by Arwen Evenstar
02/15/2003Hermione has been rather separate from the rest of her peers since returning from the summer holidays, and after months of causing worry to her friends she sheds the charade that she has put on for the past six years. In a story of love, war, hidden secrets and raw emotion Hermione will show the world that she is not the helpless bookworm they think her to be.
Expectations by hasapi
10/26/2003Expectations are funny things. When we expect something to be one way, it’s rather interesting when it isn’t. Harry Potter was expected to go out with Ginny Weasley, not break up with her to go out with Cho Chang. Ginny Weasley was supposed to retreat crying to her room, not try to make him jealous...by going out with Blaise Zabini.
The Trials of Draco Malfoy by CaliforniaStar
10/19/2004Draco's father is in jail and all that pressure's gone, or so he thinks. A few new characters and lots of old ones, including Draco's mudblood girlfriend Kay.
Time of Her Life by J. Tolken
01/21/2002Hermione’s tries to start again, far from Harry and Ron. She begins to settle into her life and meets someone—someone that could be her guide to the new life. If only he weren’t from her past one.
Quote Me if I'm Wrong by Morbid Fascination
07/09/2004We have changed beyond all ability of the eye. We each have our choices to make, and they are hard to preform. In these chapters, each inspired by a quote, you find how each character comes to terms with the end of book five; they come to terms with themselves, old wounds rapture, and please, if you think we are not consumed, quote us if we're wrong.
Of Vodka and Green Fairies by Warriorlily
02/16/2007It\'s the evening of Harry Potter\'s wedding, and Ginny Weasley is...drinking. Alone. Well, at first. Who better to interupt her evening of misery than Draco Malfoy himself? Yet, things don\'t go exactly as Ginny expected them to. In fact, things don\'t go exactly as anyone expected them to.
Footprints on the Sands of Time by Sweeney Agonistes
06/24/2002A prequel-of-sorts to 'One Wise Woman', found on The Dark Arts. Tells the story of how Minerva McGonagall and Theron met, as well as the downfall of the dark wizard Grindelwald.
The Last Few Words by Erika Skyfire
04/01/2003This is the last few words of Lily Potter's life. It contains a husband, a baby, paper with words waiting to be written, and many flashbacks.
Draco stumbles across two lovebirds in the bathroom and is in for quite a shock. (Harry/Draco slash)
Out of the Cupboard by Hettie Hoffleboffer
07/10/2003Sequel to Nightswimming. Back at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione have managed to keep their newfound relationship hidden from their family and friends. But when someone finds out about them, how long do they have before their secret is exposed?
Starts With A Lie by thememory
01/24/2006In the summer before Draco's 7th year, he has an unexpected encounter with a Ginny Weasley. Ginny suspects he has a secret agenda, but then again, so does she. "I don’t know what your game is, Draco Malfoy, but trust me, I’m going to find out, Ginny decided."
When something is right, you know it's right. When time is short, you act in a moment. Ron and Hermione know all these things. Tonight, they act on them. A darker take on a marriage fic.
The Never-Ending Diary of Remus Lupin aged 34 1/2 by Alshain
05/18/2004Did you think it was easy to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts? Remus Lupin has his hands full with the chaos that followed in Lockhart's wake, dealings with his colleagues, a former lover who tries to get to Harry, a neighbourhood full of bittersweet memories, and his own feelings of guilt. What does he hide behind that mild-mannered surface? Slash and AU subplots.
The Questing by Epicureandelight
01/29/2007A friend of Dumbledore's visits and brings word of a new prophecy and word of a magical tome that can increase a wizard's power if he follows a ritual involving a snake. It is lost in India but it is foretold that Hermione can find it with help from one other. Meanwhile Harry finds an unexpected love and Hogwarts hosts a masked ball for students. AU sixth year, HP/DG, Hr/RW, LL/GW
The Nameless Charm by ejh0904
04/09/2006Hunting Horcruxes in the wilderness has been difficult from the beginning, but when both Hermione and Ron are grievously injured, Harry feels overwhelmed with a deep sense of guilt and by a relentless loneliness which he doggedly continues to deny. Harry has already met his match in stubbornness, though; and thanks to an ancient and largely forgotten charm, he finds himself back in the familiar arms of a certain someone. Still beseiged by doubts he doesn't at first know how to respond, but her presence ultimately proves to be comforting to him in ways Harry has barely dared to dream were possible.
Classic Stigma by Nepenthe
01/08/2005The last battle with Voldemort has left a huge scar on Harry...not mentally, but physically. Already with a low self-esteem over his apperance, these adding scars on his body makes him very uncomfortable...especially around his boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. Knowing that Draco will want to take their relationship a step further, Harry must accept himself and hope Draco will do the same for their relationship to continue.
Wizards Abroad by Alvira
01/26/2005In which Arthur Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies, and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. Warning: drunkenness, slash and pink hoop earrings are all made mention of within. Read at your own risk.
Envious by margarita_trevino
07/17/2007Ginny is envious of Hermione's friendship with Harry so she comes up with a plan to break them apart. It backfires and feelings are not what they appear to be with anyone.
Opportunities of Circumstance by Mr.Intel
01/12/2004When Harry and Ginny are trapped together in a blizzard, will either take the opportunity to say how they really feel? One-shot ficlet with gobs of fluff. Make sure to brush your teeth after reading!
I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life by Lana Weasley
07/02/2003It's the graduation party for the seventh years and Angelina isn't happy. The one person she had the best memories with isn't there to share them with her, or so she thinks.
Into Temptation by AJRoald
04/02/2004The wedding of a friend introduces Remus to a Ginny who’s all grown up and on her own. Will she ensnare him with her charm? Will he woo her with his words? A dance, a drink, and…Ginny talking to herself? Where will this little encounter lead?
Fuoco con Fuoco by Kearie
05/31/2002Wherein Draco realizes he has met his foil, and Harry learns to fight fire with fire. Angsty and/or sappy by turns, but always slashy...So beware.
Incredibly in Love With Remus Lupin by Lina Amy Harrison
08/30/2005Remus's first arranged date was a big mistake. James and Peter decide to choose the best girls for him. Unfortunately, there's Sirius Black who obviously doesn't want Remus to go with ANY of them. He starts to be overprotective of his friend. And Remus clearly doesn't mind that.
Keep Guessing by JoeBob1379
06/19/2002Is Hermione really the perfect little angel we've all made her out to be, or did she have some late night rendevouz like most teens? More fluffyness in this chapter! The Professors have an interesting chat in the lounge room, and we see more of the Potters.
Veritaserum Doesn't Lie by NYCDreamer
01/09/2005Five years ago, Draco Malfoy captured the famous couple, as he had been trying to do for years. He gives them each a bit of Veritaserum and make them spill a few secrets. And when they escape, Ginny runs, furious with the secrets hidden from her.
Returning the Favour by HumbugGirl
08/25/2006The material seemed impossibly smooth as it whispered over her lips, and Ginny breathed deeply, shakily. It was a mistake to do so, as Ginny was abruptly made aware of the distinctly masculine scent that belonged to Draco.
Seeking Hermione's Bean by romulus lupin
11/09/2004My response to pok’s “Hermione Flavored Beans” challenge at portkey.org. Terms of the Challenge: Harry gets an accidental taste of Hermione’s lips and, during a Hogsmeade visit, buys a bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. He pops one bean after another into his mouth until one flavor catches his attention—a bean that tastes like Hermione. He becomes obsessed with finding that bean/flavor again. Hermione is concerned and vows to find out why he’s acting that way and help Harry overcome his addiction.
Harry Potter and the Northern Star by Orpheus
08/01/2002A new girl sets new mischief for Harry, Ron, and Hermione... but who is she, really?
Desperate Measures by SlytherinHeart
06/22/2005The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more. Going against the Prophecy and the law, Hermione goes back fifty-four turns on the Time Turner to change what happened and possibly save the world.
The Lion and the Lily by Rose Fay
12/27/2002(Lily/James) Cold, proud, and reserved, Lily Evans carries herself aloof of her fellow classmates. Enter the Marauders, who touch her lonely life with warmth, friendship, laughter . . . and love. Told through Lily’s POV, as she might have dictated it in a letter to her son. Mystery, foreshadowing, romance, and characters that are, hopefully, more true to life than the ones in other stories of this cliched plot line.
Hermione receives a bit of a shock - one that doesn't fit in with her carefully constructed life, one that doesn't fit in with her 'plan.' Can Ron help her to sort it out?
And So I Love Him by AquilisRose
10/29/2002As Ginny sits next to Draco as he sleeps, she contemplates her past, and what led up to their relationship. Draco/Ginny.
Behind Closed, Locked, and Soundproofed Doors by Anguis
05/12/2005"Arthur Weasley was rarely seen kissing his wife." Not all romances are conducted in front of the camera. Arthur/Molly (AW/MW)
The Way It Was by Yumi
05/29/2002The night before her wedding, Hermione decides to put a few of her most favorite memories down on parchment.
Sic itur ad Astra by cassiopeia
03/28/2004Cassandra Trelawney's curse on Phineas Nigellus' descendants is fulfilled five generations later when his last surviving great-great-grandson is felled by his own cousin. But what did Cassandra really see in that crystal ball on that long-forgotten evening so many decades ago? And what did she weave in it?
Hello, Mrs Weasley by PeterMurray
01/23/2003A variant of an idea from Christmas of Surprises (AT, 10 chapters) in which Ron and Hermione do decide to tell his parents they\\\'re now lovers. This isn\\\'t part of that story\\\'s continuity though, it\\\'s just one way things could have happened. Ron/Hermione, obviously. Set eight months after the end of Christmas of Surprises just to confuse people.
Where the Wild Things Are by VerityEvans
11/23/2007After Lord Voldemort's plan to recover the Prophesy in the Department of Mysteries fails, he employs the help of the mischievous and unpredictable Sidhe to get what he wants. With a Changeling left in his place, Harry is abducted into the very heart of Faery, and his friends will have to cross many dangerous lines in order to save him. The trouble is, they don't even know that he's gone.
There You'll Be by Lady Green Eyes
03/23/2003This is a songfic written around Faith Hill's song, "There You'll Be."
Holes in the Floor by hyparly4suger
02/19/2005Murdered by her heartless husband, Ginny Weasley wanders between the gates of life and death. Tormented by crucial knowledge that only she possesses, she looks back on a life decision she made at the age of sixteen. But you can't change the past... can you? GW/HP, GW/DM
Heart to Heart by Bingblot
05/30/2003Harry has a nightmare and finds comfort from an unexpected source. H/Hr.
The Essence of Gryffindor by luvHPnown4ever
05/04/2005After Sirius died Harry has been pondering for long hours every night. When he gets to see his friends again he is ecstatic. He gets a class ring from Hagrid for his birthday, which he adores. He notices a girl at Hogwarts for the first time and thinks she's beautiful. Will his ring soon be worn by someone else?
Love and Deception by jesus_freak36066
12/28/2002Ginny's a fifth year at Hogwarts, and an exciting year is in store for her. It all starts out with her school list. Ginny is torn between two different guys. She wants to be with Harry, but Draco has other ideas........
The Truth Game by 1731Maya
03/04/2004Ginny is in a rush to get to her best friend's birthday party early, like she promised, but forgot to get a present! Then, she runs into a whole bunch of problems on the way.
The Kid - Son of a Legend by Chickens Make Eggs
12/20/2004My first fic! I probably suck at summaries but don't know it yet. It's a futurefic with H/G and a little R/Hr. Harry and Ginny's eldest, James, runs away because he doesn't think his parents love him.
Memories by Llama86 AKA Ciara
02/22/2002A compilation of memories from those who knew the Marauders the best.
Me And A Slytherin?: A Hermione Story by TFG
08/28/2002The last person Hermione expected to fall for was Draco Malfoy...
Christmas Caring by Muggle62442
01/29/2006When the Weasleys, Hermione, and Harry go to the Grangers' for the holidays, Ron can't stop blushing...
Fare Thee Well, My Love by vanessa
12/04/2002When war comes, all good things must come to an end. And it is up to the brave to fight for it. Amidst all the hate and destruction, love abounds, and a new hope comes to life.
Drabble With Myself by makeshiftdraco
02/18/2005An unique and "schizophrenic" style of writing with any pairing you want.
This & That by Jen Beckett
04/15/2002It’s 1995 and the summer holidays before fifth year are just beginning. Fudge is refusing to believe that Voldemort has returned to the Wizarding World, and the Ministry is in a state of chaos and confusion. Harry’s having nightmares, Hermione’s being stalked and Ron’s wandering around in circles. And, of course, as school begins, we discover that Voldemort has The Plan to end all plans – and Harry Potter.
Obviously the members of the Order of the Phoenix have run out of substantial, Order-like things to do. They've come up with an extremely silly plan to help two of their own realise what's right in front of their faces. Fluffy Remus/Tonks.
The Weasley Sneezes by Arielle, a Slytherin
02/24/2003By his sixth year of education at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, Oliver Wood thought he had seen it all. Or so he thought. A fluffy Oliver/Percy slash fic, involving a blanket, a cave, and a wonderful plot device called The Weasley Sneezes.
We're Having A Baby by Artemis Sprite
06/10/2002Percy and Oliver have a Baby. Sequel to The Experiment.
Harry doesn't give a damn about anything, but someone gives a damn about him.
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart
12/22/2005Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Fallen (Alternate Version) by CLS
11/01/2001An alternate version of the story Fallen, in which Sirius thinks Remus should loosen up a bit in their final year at Hogwarts, featuring girls, hormones, a motorcycle, and a slash ending. (RL/SB)
Message In A Rose by Yen
10/19/2001Salazar Slytherin gave a rose to Rowena Ravenclaw, and it has a message in it.
Take the 'H' Train, Hermione by Mr.Intel
10/26/2004Harry and Hermione are separated from the Hogwarts Express and their forced proximity pushes Hermione to make a choice she wasn't expecting.
Something in the Punch by Spikers Match
04/10/2007Harry gets a little tipsy at the Valentine's dance, and makes a few fateful decisions...
Sometimes That's What It Takes by SwissMiss
10/02/2010Hermione despairs of Snape ever wanting her for anything more than running his errands. Until his unhinged physical therapist hits her with an untraceable curse and she ends up literally on cloud nine. SS/HG. Complete.
Changes of the Heart by piscesclio
12/02/2004Hermione and Draco get set up on a blind date and discover each are people they never knew.
Punk Rawk Show by Dragon's Tears
06/26/2005What happens when two students from the US transfer to Hogwarts? Will they be accepted, despite their background? How will they change everyone else's lives? JP/LE, SB/OC, RL/OC, PP/OC
The Ballerina by Kaori Lily Marie Otome XIV
05/19/2002In their late twenties, the trio is all grown up, but their life is no where near happy. First of all, Harry and Hermione are apart and angry at each other. Ron? Well, he’s okay… he’s an eligible bachelor. Well, Hermione’s gone, or so did Harry and Ron thought. She comes back under another the identity of a single mother with the career of a ballet star… things get more complicated as their lives clash once more.
Draco's Problem by ABlack
09/22/2005Draco has a problem. He tries to win over Harry at the New Year's masquerade ball.
A Time For Heroes by Anisky
01/26/2011She had always been proper. Collected. But Hermione should have known she couldn’t keep it up, not when her life falls apart and all of Wizarding Britain is watching and taking pictures. The problem is, she's not sure she ever learned what it was to live. Hermione/Penelope
A Family Tradition by Sara_Pasquinelli
10/11/2002This is a story about the next generation of trouble-makers at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry and Hermione are parents! How will they do? Find out!
The Many Faces Of Ginny Weasley by Anais, QofW
08/26/2002A Ginny Weasley/ Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy ficlet……with a bit of a twist. I wrote it at midnight, after an evening of thinking about how crap guys are sometimes. I admit, she is a little out of character at some points, but this is my take on how heartbreak can change a woman. It’s just a little bit of fun for people who think Ginny should grow some backbone and her own two feet to stand on.
This Time of Year by Parker
07/05/2002Harry gets a special Christmas present from Sirius as he, Hermione, and Ron play football in no-man’s land… enjoying the holidays in the eye of the storm.
It's All Been Done: A Severus/Hermione Parody by K. Cloak
02/25/2005The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar… An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, butt-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.
The Last of the Mhyrriad by Faerieduzt
03/19/2003Oliver Wood returns to Hogwarts, this time as a professor, on a Quidditch hiatus. He is prepared for teaching, grading papers, and even dealing with his former classmates. However, one thing he is not prepared for finds him: Romance. 'Love, Loss, and a really cool fight scene.'
Gred and Forge and the H/G Matchmaking by hazel dreamer
01/16/2002Since the time they witnessed Harry proposing to Ginny in the Future, Gred and Forge decide to get the couple together. Do read my first two stories before you read this! (Or else the story won't really make sense!)
Where Would I Be If I Didn't Know You? by Yemeron
08/18/2007A tragic event unexpectedly sends Severus to Lily’s doorstep seeking solace. Through coffee and conversation, a broken friendship is briefly mended. Some surprising discoveries are made, and Lily has to make a decision that could mean healing a grieving heart and irreparably wounding another.
Cynthia MacLanley by Llewellyn
04/12/2004It's the 1850s, and Hogwarts has a new Quidditch star: a Gryffindor Beater who's ready to take the field. A tiny young Scottish girl, that is. Follow Cynthia through her rise to fame, as friendship stands the tests of time - and becoming teenagers.
The stories JK doesn't tell! Ever wondered how Tonks and Lupin got together? Well, here's the story of how the world's clumsiest witch and Hogwarts best ex-professor found each other.
Changes by Celestial Star
12/10/2002Harry has appeared in the Burrow one day as a perfect guy! Who will get Harry - Ginny, or the new-and-improved Hermione? What about Ron?
Shadows of Light by Ardent Entity
01/13/2005Draco Malfoy had always hated that Harry Potter and his two best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and the hatred had magnified since they had landed his once highly-esteemed father in the wizard prison Azkaban. That was why nobody would put it past him to feign injury in order to torture Hermione Granger into doing his work for him in the name of vengeance on Potter. Endangering her life also sounded like the sort of thing he would do. But what happens when an emotion much stronger than revenge begins to take hold? Could it be that fate has other plans?
I Want to Love Somebody Like You by Elizabeth Golden
11/30/2003"I feel a new wind blowing like I've never known, I'm breathing deeper than I've ever done...And it sure feels good, to finally feel the way I do...I wanna love somebody, love somebody like you..." H/Hr, R/OC, Post Hogwarts
An Unlikely Romance by Resurgam
09/15/2006Lily and Snape take a potions class together and Snape finds himself falling in love with Lily. However, his rival, James Potter, loves the same girl. Also, Bellatrix has gotten over a bad romance and is starting to see Snape in a different light.
April Fool by Globe Star
01/02/2005Ron determines to get his own back on Hermione when she plays an April Fool joke on him. Her mistake was telling him she had never been drunk. His was falling in love with her…
The Makings of a Modern Love Triangle by Misty Flores
12/13/2002An article in The Daily Prophet regarding the Tremendous Trio sparks another round of gossip at Hogwarts.
State of Mind by blazefury
04/21/2003Everyone has somewhat gotten over their previous encounter and have settled themselves to a peaceful year. Unfortunately disappearances are occuring in Hogwarts and they all have one thing in common. How are Draco, Ginny and the Trio going to handle this? Sequel to Labelled Caustic.
Draco Malfoy and the Muggle Contraption by Sophie
12/06/2002What would happen if Draco Malfoy and his fellow Slytherin students had to learn to use computers? What if Hermione was the only person who could help Draco get secret Ministry information? What if Draco really only wanted this information so that he could pass it on to the Death Eaters? All that and more, in Draco Malfoy and the Muggle Contraption.
What Have I Done by The_mpreg_spirit
11/09/2005Mpreg. Slash. AU. Lily and James never died. One night, Sirius 'comforts' Harry and leaves him with a lot of consequences. How does Harry deal with the problem? How do Lily and James react to it? And just where does the child fit into all of this?
Before the Beginning by mione_potter
04/05/2003The James and Lily era! Yeah, it's been done, but now you can see my little twist on the romance side of Hogwarts. *skips off to plan more evil*
Last Wish by JestersTear
05/23/2004Short story, finished in three chapters, ranges from the end of GoF until six years after Harry's seventh year. Severus/Hermione.
The Girl Who Never Knew by One of Grace
02/10/2003A man's posthumous love for "the girl who never knew" changes both of their lives when his diary is found, leading to an odd understanding between them and self-initiated catastrophes. Their eventual demises stems from this and is both psychological and physical.
Dragonis by Kittylioness
03/31/2003Her path had been chosen long before her birth, a path perhaps she would wish she had never stumbled across. The Silver Dragon and the Black Snake are destined to be united. Will Meryn comply with what is ordained for her or will she usurp the three bloodlines involved?
Best Laid Plans - The Switch by Miss Yetigoosecreature
12/19/2003The war’s over, life is a lot more ordinary these days, and Harry and his friends are all grown up and married. Ginny and Neville, Harry and Hannah, Ron and Susan, Viktor and Hermione. There’s only one thing missing in their seventeen year marriage, as far as that last couple is concerned. A baby. It seems that using magic to help begin a life, like ending it, is no feat to be taken lightly. When the others set out to offer a bit of assistance to Viktor and Hermione, they find that the best laid plans don’t always go right. First in a series where a decision, an accident, or a random twist of fate changes the rest of the story. The Switch: Never rely on the predictability of human behavior. Just when you think you know someone...
The Hospital Wing by krtfaerie
03/25/2003Kylie Lupin, younger sister of our favorite werewolf, is in the hospital wing after an illness. Who should she meet but a certain Severus Snape. Slowly a friendship blossoms, followed by a romance. SS/OC
Time And Again by GaiNax
02/19/2002Draco changes over the summer and now has feelings for a girl but she hates him, so he casts a spell to change her feelings but the spell accidentally sends him to the past. There he meets his archenemy’s father and his friends but the thing that caught his eye was his mother. Draco plans to go out with his archenemy’s mother so he wouldn’t be born... Unfortunately things don't go according to plan and it’s up to Draco to save her with the help of James...
I'm Not An Addict by Lanevali
07/24/2003Harry has grown cold, spending his time alone. No one has been able to help him. But Draco's willing to take on the task.
Of the Unlikely Sort by SnapeJuice
07/18/2003A Neville/Pansy romance. Companion piece to "That Which Does Not Kill Me." "When you put your arms around me/Baby, there ain't nothin' in this world that I can't do," Keith Urban. An unlikely sort of romance.
Behind the Masks We Wear by Jadewtch
04/07/2003What counts for more, actions or words? Draco says he wants to switch sides, but is that really so? Harry needs to discover what the truth is, because in the end it's his life on the line. H/D
Secrets Among Us by fluffy1721
08/14/2004A continuation of The Underdog. Ron and Hermione become a couple, but Harry feels left out. When he turns to Ginny for friendship, he gets more than he bargained for.
I'm A Believer by Lana Weasley
07/02/2003It's the first week of term and Harry is already caught up in homework as well as daydreaming...````Sequel to Kiss the Girl
Off Your Feet by R_HrFan315
06/19/2006It was all James's fault, really. If he hadn't convinced me to sneak out then we wouldn't have gone down to the pitch and I wouldn't have had to get dressed for the cold so he wouldn't have told me I looked funny so I wouldn't have thrown snow at him so we wouldn't have gotten into a snowball fight and he wouldn't have picked me up and he wouldn't have tripped so we wouldn't have fallen and I wouldn't have landed on top of him so we wouldn't have kissed and I would have lived me entire life in peace without ever knowing that I was in love with him. See? Completely his fault. Completely. I was just an innocent bystander, really.
Naughty Uncle Ronnie by quirkyslayer
04/13/2006Ron slips up with a dirty word in front of his nieces, and Hermione declares an unsettling ultimatum until he improves his language. ONESHOT. RonHermione. HarryGinny. PostVoldemort.