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The most dreadfully horrendous tragedy that could have ever happen, ``can Harry survive it? Worse yet, can he keep himself from going sane? It all starts ``one morning with a twist of fate. It's even worse then if he met Pikachu or Barney!

Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. Remus/Tonks romance through OoTP and HBP.

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try... (AU) HP/FD, FD/OC

AU. On his seventh year, Harry, like everybody else, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. He's certainly surprised by the result of this -- and as for his dear adoptive fathers, well, one is amused, while the other is outraged...

James Potter's graduation was the happiest day of Lily Evans' life. Not because she was madly in love with him, but because him and his gang being out of the school meant a perfect, and relaxing final year for our favourite red-headed bookworm! Or so she thought. Now even Lily's wildest dreams could have prepared her for this.

Harry and Ron get bored one afternoon. They decide to make something up about the beginning of the world and how things were invented with Fred and George. Together they tell Hermione. Find out what happens next!

Ron is trying to sleep when he hears a little noise...

They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Follow Harry's sixth year as a pair of green eyes and a pair of brown eyes look everywhere except where they're supposed to. A five chapter story of hilarity and heartache follows the misadventures of Mr. Potter and Ms. Weasley. As long as they avoid each other's eyes, everything's fine. But a cantankerous suit of armor, a killer bludger, suicidal mistletoe, and the twin's secret concoctions, make it near impossible not to sit up and take notice. But who's going to blink first?

James Potter of Auror Training Division No. 5 has been told that in order for him to qualify he needs to be able to complete a surf lifesaving certificate. However, James Potter doesn't even know how to swim....

Written as a challenge, this is a little tale of MWPP April Fools joke and a little bit of a revelation... Slashy fluff.

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

Ted Tonks realizes that his little girl is all grown up. An R/T fic.

We all know the story of the "amazing" boy-who-lived, right? Yes, you know, Harry Potter. Well, I've got some news for you. J.K. Rowling didn't give you the whole story. As a matter of fact, her account of Harry's life is terribly wrong. Heaven forbid, she even left our a few characters...

As we all know, Ginny and Draco hate each other. But there is such a fine line between hate and love.

Follow James Potter through his years at Hogwarts, the friends, the girls, the laughter and the heartache. But as a first year, mostly just the laughter. Remus Lupin in a dress? It just doesn't get any better.

Ron Weasley wakes up one day with a plan to get his best mate Harry a girl friend. Never mind that Ron has never had one himself; he's determined to get Harry and Ginny together. Of course, the task proves harder than he thought. And there's that little detail that Draco Malfoy actually agrees with the plan and is willing to help...

Voldemort is dead. But there's one person left on whom Harry wants revenge. And he gets it... in hearts.

'I’m not the type of person to write a journal. I’m not really interested in myself at all. But my doctor wanted me to keep it - my healer, I mean. Isn’t it funny how even after thirty-seven years in the magical world I still think like a muggle?' Twenty-eight years after Voldemort has been defeated, Hermione writes of her life as a professor at Hogwarts, her slow degradation by incurable disease, and her strange friendship with Draco.

Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are looking for some one to become their fifth marauder. Most unexpectedly, Severus Snape, shows up and decided to ask for a place in their Marauder group. All Severus wanted to do was to find out what the Marauders were up to; always sneaking out of beds when there is a full moon... but most unfortunately for him, there had to be a test. The obstacles that the Marauders were setting for him is ridiculous. They gave him points that were either three or lower. He really can't survive this nightmare!

Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon, not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

A House, M.D. crossover. Dr. Greg House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Eileen Ashworth is parent-less, and has stayed at Hogwarts for almost every Christmas with her sister, Aileen. But this year, things have changed, perhaps more than she bargained for...

First dates are always a little awkward. Sometimes the silence just has to be broken. Giant polar bears can come in handy as well.

Becky (the narrator of the story) and Bree, her twin sister, have been moved from foster family to foster family, and from wizarding school to wizarding school, for almost as long as they can remember. They start their fifth year of schooling at Hogwarts, and gang up with Hermione, Harry, Ron, and well, Draco, as they try to uncover things from their past.

A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands.

Lupin is having a terribly awful time getting his work done while Sirius keeps staring at him.

Lucius Malfoy is frustrated: from among these girls he's meant to choose his future wife?

It all begins one beautiful morning when Harry and Ron, feeling merry, decide to go for a splash in the lake. They get more adventure than they bargained for, including a rather unpleasant meeting with the giant squid, and a rescue plan involving Dumbledore and their fellow Gryffindors...

A sequel to Something in the Punch! Sasha and Harry have erred on the side of dangerousness, and have continued their relationship, despite growing worries that their significant others will discover their actions.

An add-on to the Translation Series. Ron never read "Translating Mad things Girls Do so Guys can Understand Them" by Hermione Granger, but that doesn't mean you can't. Read Hermione's full guide: complete with input from Ginny Weasley and an afterword by Molly Weasley. A bit of a missing moment from OotP.

When Snape makes the students of Hogwarts test one of their potions, the results prove interesting... and, according to Harry, frightening.

A little peek into what the youngest Weasley is thinking of (and trying to work up the nerve to do) in the last few weeks before her fourth year at Hogwarts. A funny, cute and fluffy prologue to a H/G (and R/H!) fifth-year fic from Ginny's point of view.

James and Lily are in school. They both are the most popular in the school, but aren't going out, yet they both love each other. When Lily is asked to tutor James, what she has been waiting for happens. A little fluffy but very cute. For more Harry & company drama, visit Veins of Glass (http://z3.invisionfree.com/VeinsOfGlass/), an active RPG that brings the author loads of inspiration!

So, the Author loses control of the story. Not a good thing to happen. You'll find out.

Arthur Weasley may like Muggle artifacts, but he's never had to shop like one before! A silly one-shot featuring Shopping!Arthur and Super Absorbent!Tampons.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody :)

The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy upset the wrong witches, their clever/evil [EX]girlfriends and are now stuck together by a particularly sadistic curse! Rated for romantic moments and swearing.

Ask the DADA Teachers is an advice column. But it's a special advice column. They answer advice from people in Hogwarts! In this very out-of-character fic, you the reader can send in your own made-up stupid, goofy and wrong problems. The sky is the limit.

When Ron finds out that Harry can sing, all hell breaks loose in Gryffindor House, resulting in bets, open-mic night, and a mysterious House Unity Party hosted by, of all people, the Slytherins. Featuring Devious!Pansy, Reluctant!Draco and a Very Confused Indeed!Harry. Pure fluff, and very slashy.

There is a little incident in potions class one day...involving our favorite potions teacher, poor Neville Longbottom, a nap and a -er- fly...

Seamus decides that a prank must be played on Draco Malfoy since Snape seems to be almost taunting him with it. He does so and is punished. He discovers a small door during his detention that somehow leads into the mind of the Boy Who Lived. Quite a few riotous moments occur after this discovery is made. Neville's debacle in the showers is just one waiting for you. You want slash? It's in there like Ragu, baby!

Oh my goodness! Hermione's a poor Cinderella! Lord Voldemort as a fairy? Hagrid's pumpkins? Harry's a prince?! And what is wrong with Harry's hair?! Find out in this exciting production at Hogwarts! What happens when wizards try to put on a Muggle play?

A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. The detective sits Harry down and gives him the facts of life about authors and the work they ``do, and about being a famous literary character. Written in the best traditions of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, this fanfic is intended for those bellyaching fans who keep complaining that Ms. Rowling hasn't yet finished book five.

Sometimes you just can't explain things to people, even your best friends. They just have to figure it out their own way. R/H

Millicent thought belonging to Slytherin could only mean one thing: a sophisticated career as a journalist, or maybe a spy. Unfortunately, her looks are against her, and so is Parvati.

In 1959, teenagers Arthur and Molly catch the train to Hogwarts and discuss the permission slips they got at the end of last term. Not exactly a prequel to The Permission Slip, just part of a loose series of connected fanfics.

Severus proves his love for Hermione by going to meet her father. What happens when Severus gets his first check up?

The day before Severus returns to Hogwarts for the new term, he spends the night at the Leaky Cauldron with a bottle of firewhiskey and someone else. But the next morning, Severus can't remember who the other person is.

After leading myself into a trap, I was thrown back into the 1940s. Perhaps it was a twist of fate? Yeah, more like 'twisted fate.' (As told by Hermione Granger.)

It all seemed so simple when he proposed. They'd elope, of course, and no-one would be able to stop them. Malfoy and Hermione are finding out exactly how fast simple things can get very complicated... especially when you factor in abandoned ex-fiances, a reporter out for blood, quite a bit of drunken idiocy, a seventeen-year-old muggle without a clue, time spent in Jamaica, runny mascara, general dissatisfaction all around, sexy lies, puking pastilles, quidditch half-time sabotage, highly acidic hair-products, murderous grandmas, and a kind-of-but-not-quite pregnant bride... A three-week engagement never felt so long.

What's this 'MySpace' Dudley keeps blabbering on about? Harry, being his usual too-curious-for-his-own-good self investigates one day while the Dursleys are out.

Christmas 1991. All Charlie and Tonks want to do is spend the holidays together. What happens when Molly and Arthur decide to pop in for a surprise visit on Christmas Eve... CW/NT

Harry teaches Hermione how to fly.

Harry Potter meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer to fill up an otherwise plotless story. It has everything any fan of either storyline would want (according to me anyway).

H/D. Harry and the gang are studying unicorns when he makes several stunning revelations. One Ingenious Plan later, and Harry is beginning to wonder if perhaps he should just give up on Draco Malfoy. But the unicorns have a surprise of their own, and it might just bring these two unlikely characters together for good!

Four short vignettes during the course of a summer day``at the Burrow. Crookshanks only agrees to be woken from naps for``special occasions or great entertainment, and a few of each occur here.

The House-Elf Liberation Front strikes back...

It's the day after the Yule Ball, the day after the big fight with Hermione and Ron. Hermione had had a wonderful night with Viktor, so why was she so upset about things going wrong with Ron? Shouldn't she just be angry? She hatches a plan for revenge that includes past loves, a potion that makes you blurt out embarrassing secrets, and bad timing! Will a secret come out that was bigger than planned?

Draco has gone insane. Tricks have been unleashed all week. Ron thinks it's hilarious, Harry wonders whats gotten into him, and Hermione is appalled. What's gotten into Draco?

"There are some strange things going on at the moment - I don’t know if you’ve noticed. There seems to be a total Parental Chat epidemic going around. Really, there must be something particular in this year’s summer heat." - Harry, Luna, Hermione, Ginny and Draco are all subjected to a dreaded Parental Chat.

Lily needs a vacation but how to convince her...the true marauders will find a way...break out the suntan lotion!

Missing scenes from OotP: Why did Ron go all funny, really? Was it something we missed...Or was something, in fact, missing? And did anyone else suffer a similar fate? ``This tale takes place just after the Department of Mysteries battle, and is rated PG-13 for mild language and a healthy breeze 'round a couple of pairs of privates.

Harry's the last virgin in the boys seventh year dormitory, and when Ginny and he decide to go further with their relationship, he turns to Neville for magical help and advice. But Neville's spell goes horribly, gender-bendingly wrong...

He called her a mudblood for countless occasions... but seeing her grown beautifully changed everything. He's now obsessed with her and he doesn't know what to do about it. A Hr/D fanfic!

At a wild Quidditch party, Lily unwinds with Remus at her side, having bad consequences for not only the two, but James' heart. Rated PG-13 for sexual references.

Padfoot -- er, sorry, Sirius -- writes a Practice NEWT essay for McGonagall's Transfiguration class. Of course, it's all just hypothetical: He's not an Animagus, he's not the one who's been doing all sorts of naughty things, and, of course, he doesn't have to resort to blackmail in order to pass the course. (Yeah. Right.) *Winner of FA's Back to School/Witching Hour Challenge!*

Order of the Phoenix members decide to surprise Harry with his first ever birthday party, with a rather extensive and surprising guest list.

Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts, and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. Harry/Snape slash.

Fred and George are developing their Inner-eye powers, but little do they know that Seeing opens up more than keeping them out of trouble...

It's the summer after their fifth year and the trio is back at Grimmauld Place. Late one night, Harry and Ron are in the kitchen trying to figure out why certain people are treating them differently. When Dumbledore joins them, the answers he gives surprises them.

We all know the Marauders. Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James. What we don't know is how they became Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Follow four boys through their first year at Hogwarts where we will see the foundation set for that infamous group of tricksters, as well as a few friends...

HP/GW fic. Girl meets boy, girl falls for boy, girl is saved from giant basilisk by boy, girl finally works up courage to tell boy how she feels...will she get shot down?

Latest issue of Snape/McGonagall bickering! Neville Longbottom is rewardingly caught between exploding cauldrons and everybody's favourite rivalling teachers trying to Make A Point. *Complete*

For Draco it starts out as just another revenge plot. He focuses his energy on Ginny Weasley because she's weak and meek. Then he manages to get her angry causing a whole new side of her personality to be revealed and Draco realises she's not what he expected.

Oh, dear. It seems as though Dolores Umbridge has made public her prejudices against part-humans and half-breeds. A newly-married couple has been given a nasty shock thanks to a front-page Daily Prophet headline, there's backlash at the Ministry, and -- hmm -- some of this sounds like Real Life.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Lupin and Sirius sit down after the war and discuss some amusing philosophical thoughts.

Ginny is besotted with a certain boy until someone opens her eyes and shows her there's more to life than obsessing over the unattainable...

How Godric Gryffindor got his first dragon egg.

An unlikely Romeo and Juliet story where Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley face enormous opposition to their secret romance. Only Harry Potter as Friar Laurence can save their relationship but will he be willing to?

Guess who's having a Wandpoint Wedding? Due to faulty Contraceptive Potion, someone finds herself knocked up, and her significant other wants to "make an honest woman out of her." Unfortunately, there are several major obstacles between them and the altar. Two-days-earlier prequel to "Wardens of Wizardkind."

These are the secret diaries of some of our favorite Goblet of Fire characters, recounting their time at Hogwarts up until the First Task. It is a slight parody of GOF and Bridget Jones.

Fleur goes to Hogwarts for her final year of magical schooling to pursue her love for Harry, only to find out that he already loves Cho. On a jealous spying search to find out some dirty information about Cho, Fleur finds out more than she bargained for. Only Ron seems to believe her. Read on to find out more...

Harry finds out the hard way that change can be a good thing. H/Hr.

A short and pointless verbal tussle between Draco and Hermione.

A witch, her wizard, a special supper, an argument... and then?

He let his eyes fall shut and said a silent prayer that when he woke up Malfoy would be dead like he was supposed to be, or at least sane and embarrassing shrieks would not have happened and maybe the room wouldn't spin quite so much.

Draco pulls out all the stops for his second date with Ron. Harry is unsure whether some of those stops might not have been better off left pushed in. Slashy banter ensues. Sequel to "The Queen Who Lived" and hovering between AT and Riddikulus.

A simple, plotless little fic in the Seinfeldian style, featuring Harry, Luna, Ron and Hermione trying their hand at a famous Muggle pastime...

George needs help from the brightest witch in her year. How far is he willing to go for some assistance?

The internet comes to Hogwarts as a Muggle Studies project, but quickly spreads to the other students. Ginny meets someone called Dragontamer in the Quidditch chat room, and they team up to deliver verbal smack downs to anyone who dare oppose them, mainly Ernie Macmillian. When she finds out who her sparring partner is, what will her reaction be?

When Draco mistakes Seamus's cellphone for his, he starts receiving mysterious messages from a certain Gryffindor that weren't meant for his eyes. Harry is smitten with the Slytherin Prince, but dares not yet to act upon it.

If you think you've got what it takes you work for the self-proclaimed evilest Dark Wizard in the history, read this story and think twice. It will serve as a guideline for all you need to know if you want to be a Death Eater (there is a quiz that you can do and it'll tell you!!).

Draco's about to find out what his animagus form is.

The Death Eaters have to decide what to get Voldemort for Christmas. Things happen. **Winner of the 2007 Phoenix Rising 'Mistletoe and Mayhem' Challenge!**

ONE-SHOT. When Hermione invites Ron, Ginny, and Harry to her house for the weekend to attend a Muggle Carnival, surprises occur. How will four teens forced to deal with adult problems handle suddenly being allowed to act like kids? Originally written for the SIYE summer challenge.

Thanks to an insult, Ginny's life will never be the same again. She finds that lovely things can be hidden in not-so-lovely packages. Ginny/Draco.

Hermione is kidnapped... Again! This time by the cousin of Draco Malfoy! It is now that Hermione wakes to find herself in a dark room. It is cold and the ropes on her wrists and ankles hurt. She sighs. Not again, she thinks. ``She begins to look around for the one guilty of kidnapping her. He isn’t around. Odd. No matter, Hermione thinks. He’ll be back soon. He’s probably out getting a cappuccino or something.