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A personal interpretation of what would happen if Hermione and Draco walked down the aisle and off the plank. Swearing, a fed-up psychiatrist, ``and the love-child of this union ensue!! Based off of a scene from "The Ref."

In an unfortunate bout of Hogwarts school teachers suddenly smoking Wizarding Weed, pupils have now been forced to wear... woolly knickers and lacy black see-through halter tops? Hermione has a mad fetish for abs and Ron has a crush on Josh Hartnett and Orlando Bloom. Weird enough for you already? Slightly OOC, H/Hr, Hr/R, and Hr/every guy in the school.

Written for Headgirl's Truth or Dare Challenge. On a lazy Boxing Day afternoon at Grimmauld Place, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Sirius and Remus engage in a rather chaotic game of Truth or Dare.

Desire is a strange thing... Couple it with a restricted potion and a headstrong Gryffindor and what does one or two get?

After the Yule Ball in GoF, Hermione dreams about the ball and Ron. Hermione/Ron A companion piece to Yule Dream of Me.

"Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious?" A parody of Harry Potter fics.

It's been five years now since Harry and his friends have graduated, which means it's been four for Luna and Ginny. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna get together once a month for lunch. All three are married now, but only two of them have children. Why doesn't Hermione? And what is the big favor she has to ask Luna? Who is going to pay the check will be the least of their concerns after this one. Oh, and I didn't put Hermione and Harry together in this one. Yes, I was as surprised as you are.

Harry's failing all of his classes! In order to be allowed to play Quidditch again, he needs to have a passing grade, and there's only one class where he may be able to pull it off--BAND! Find out all about Hogwart's best-kept secret (and for good reason).

Tom's diary appears in Ginny's trunk yet again. Finally he's back! Ginny missed him a 'really lot,' and is eager to prove to everybody how smart and brave she is by finally freeing poor Tom from that awful diary... (Warning: Stupid!Ginny)

A little mishap in Divinations causes Seamus to see his best friend in a whole new light... but that's not the only thing he's losing sleep over, with Harry sneaking out in the middle of the night!

Hermione finds out Ron likes her and has a funny way of showing that she likes him back. Pure comedy and romance!

D/H. Short but, well, I don't know about sweet - Harry's having fights with the little people in his head and Draco's hanging upside down! For enjoyment purposes only!

They say love is blind, but what they don't mention is that it's crazy, too. Cho Chang's love life isn't exactly perfect. In fact, it's insane! So many break-ups have landed her in the nut house!

Godric Gryffindor loves Helga Hufflepuff. Helga Hufflepuff loves Salazar Slytherin. Salazar Slytherin loves … well, Rowena Ravenclaw knows, and she’s just waiting for the fun to start! A parody of the classic musical comedy “Annie.”

The first in a coming series...``What do the wizards talk about in their breaks?``Sit with Arthur Weasley and read the truth... ``Starring: Coffee, Coffee, and more Coffee!

Snape likes Lily, Lily likes James, James likes Sirius, no wait! That's not what this fic is about, greasiness and randomness....

Dr. Seuss meets Harry Potter. ``Talking of hate – there’s the Potter boy, Harry: Obstinate, full of himself, and contrary. “Harry, our hero,” they whimper and boast – the kid’s as appealing as toe jam on toast.

Author loves wolves. Author disapproves of the way 'Little red riding hood' goes. Author rewrites the story. Author can't think of a good summary. Author hopes people like the story. Author should stop referring to herself as 'author'.````Starring (in order of appearance): Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, innocent flowers, Remus Lupin, defenseless bugs, a tall, dark stranger, Minerva McGonagall, another tall, dark stranger, Tom Riddle.

All witches and wizards display pre-training talent in the magical field. Harry made strange things happen all the time - finding himself on the school roof, setting the snake loose.... Even wizards who have grown up in the wizarding world experience such happenstances. Grab your helmets, ladies and gentlemen, because here come the Weasley twins!

Hermione has 6 people dying to go out with her. What's a girl to do?

The most dreadfully horrendous tragedy that could have ever happen, ``can Harry survive it? Worse yet, can he keep himself from going sane? It all starts ``one morning with a twist of fate. It's even worse then if he met Pikachu or Barney!

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. Remus/Tonks romance through OoTP and HBP.

AU. On his seventh year, Harry, like everybody else, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. He's certainly surprised by the result of this -- and as for his dear adoptive fathers, well, one is amused, while the other is outraged...

The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try... (AU) HP/FD, FD/OC

Harry and Ron get bored one afternoon. They decide to make something up about the beginning of the world and how things were invented with Fred and George. Together they tell Hermione. Find out what happens next!

James Potter's graduation was the happiest day of Lily Evans' life. Not because she was madly in love with him, but because him and his gang being out of the school meant a perfect, and relaxing final year for our favourite red-headed bookworm! Or so she thought. Now even Lily's wildest dreams could have prepared her for this.

Ron is trying to sleep when he hears a little noise...

They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Follow Harry's sixth year as a pair of green eyes and a pair of brown eyes look everywhere except where they're supposed to. A five chapter story of hilarity and heartache follows the misadventures of Mr. Potter and Ms. Weasley. As long as they avoid each other's eyes, everything's fine. But a cantankerous suit of armor, a killer bludger, suicidal mistletoe, and the twin's secret concoctions, make it near impossible not to sit up and take notice. But who's going to blink first?

James Potter of Auror Training Division No. 5 has been told that in order for him to qualify he needs to be able to complete a surf lifesaving certificate. However, James Potter doesn't even know how to swim....

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

Written as a challenge, this is a little tale of MWPP April Fools joke and a little bit of a revelation... Slashy fluff.

Ted Tonks realizes that his little girl is all grown up. An R/T fic.

We all know the story of the "amazing" boy-who-lived, right? Yes, you know, Harry Potter. Well, I've got some news for you. J.K. Rowling didn't give you the whole story. As a matter of fact, her account of Harry's life is terribly wrong. Heaven forbid, she even left our a few characters...

As we all know, Ginny and Draco hate each other. But there is such a fine line between hate and love.

Voldemort is dead. But there's one person left on whom Harry wants revenge. And he gets it... in hearts.

'I’m not the type of person to write a journal. I’m not really interested in myself at all. But my doctor wanted me to keep it - my healer, I mean. Isn’t it funny how even after thirty-seven years in the magical world I still think like a muggle?' Twenty-eight years after Voldemort has been defeated, Hermione writes of her life as a professor at Hogwarts, her slow degradation by incurable disease, and her strange friendship with Draco.

Ron Weasley wakes up one day with a plan to get his best mate Harry a girl friend. Never mind that Ron has never had one himself; he's determined to get Harry and Ginny together. Of course, the task proves harder than he thought. And there's that little detail that Draco Malfoy actually agrees with the plan and is willing to help...

Follow James Potter through his years at Hogwarts, the friends, the girls, the laughter and the heartache. But as a first year, mostly just the laughter. Remus Lupin in a dress? It just doesn't get any better.

Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon, not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are looking for some one to become their fifth marauder. Most unexpectedly, Severus Snape, shows up and decided to ask for a place in their Marauder group. All Severus wanted to do was to find out what the Marauders were up to; always sneaking out of beds when there is a full moon... but most unfortunately for him, there had to be a test. The obstacles that the Marauders were setting for him is ridiculous. They gave him points that were either three or lower. He really can't survive this nightmare!

A House, M.D. crossover. Dr. Greg House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

First dates are always a little awkward. Sometimes the silence just has to be broken. Giant polar bears can come in handy as well.

Eileen Ashworth is parent-less, and has stayed at Hogwarts for almost every Christmas with her sister, Aileen. But this year, things have changed, perhaps more than she bargained for...

A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands.

Becky (the narrator of the story) and Bree, her twin sister, have been moved from foster family to foster family, and from wizarding school to wizarding school, for almost as long as they can remember. They start their fifth year of schooling at Hogwarts, and gang up with Hermione, Harry, Ron, and well, Draco, as they try to uncover things from their past.

It all begins one beautiful morning when Harry and Ron, feeling merry, decide to go for a splash in the lake. They get more adventure than they bargained for, including a rather unpleasant meeting with the giant squid, and a rescue plan involving Dumbledore and their fellow Gryffindors...

Lupin is having a terribly awful time getting his work done while Sirius keeps staring at him.

Lucius Malfoy is frustrated: from among these girls he's meant to choose his future wife?

When Snape makes the students of Hogwarts test one of their potions, the results prove interesting... and, according to Harry, frightening.

A sequel to Something in the Punch! Sasha and Harry have erred on the side of dangerousness, and have continued their relationship, despite growing worries that their significant others will discover their actions.

An add-on to the Translation Series. Ron never read "Translating Mad things Girls Do so Guys can Understand Them" by Hermione Granger, but that doesn't mean you can't. Read Hermione's full guide: complete with input from Ginny Weasley and an afterword by Molly Weasley. A bit of a missing moment from OotP.

James and Lily are in school. They both are the most popular in the school, but aren't going out, yet they both love each other. When Lily is asked to tutor James, what she has been waiting for happens. A little fluffy but very cute. For more Harry & company drama, visit Veins of Glass (http://z3.invisionfree.com/VeinsOfGlass/), an active RPG that brings the author loads of inspiration!

A little peek into what the youngest Weasley is thinking of (and trying to work up the nerve to do) in the last few weeks before her fourth year at Hogwarts. A funny, cute and fluffy prologue to a H/G (and R/H!) fifth-year fic from Ginny's point of view.

So, the Author loses control of the story. Not a good thing to happen. You'll find out.

Arthur Weasley may like Muggle artifacts, but he's never had to shop like one before! A silly one-shot featuring Shopping!Arthur and Super Absorbent!Tampons.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody :)

The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

When Ron finds out that Harry can sing, all hell breaks loose in Gryffindor House, resulting in bets, open-mic night, and a mysterious House Unity Party hosted by, of all people, the Slytherins. Featuring Devious!Pansy, Reluctant!Draco and a Very Confused Indeed!Harry. Pure fluff, and very slashy.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy upset the wrong witches, their clever/evil [EX]girlfriends and are now stuck together by a particularly sadistic curse! Rated for romantic moments and swearing.

Ask the DADA Teachers is an advice column. But it's a special advice column. They answer advice from people in Hogwarts! In this very out-of-character fic, you the reader can send in your own made-up stupid, goofy and wrong problems. The sky is the limit.

A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. The detective sits Harry down and gives him the facts of life about authors and the work they ``do, and about being a famous literary character. Written in the best traditions of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, this fanfic is intended for those bellyaching fans who keep complaining that Ms. Rowling hasn't yet finished book five.

Oh my goodness! Hermione's a poor Cinderella! Lord Voldemort as a fairy? Hagrid's pumpkins? Harry's a prince?! And what is wrong with Harry's hair?! Find out in this exciting production at Hogwarts! What happens when wizards try to put on a Muggle play?

There is a little incident in potions class one day...involving our favorite potions teacher, poor Neville Longbottom, a nap and a -er- fly...

Seamus decides that a prank must be played on Draco Malfoy since Snape seems to be almost taunting him with it. He does so and is punished. He discovers a small door during his detention that somehow leads into the mind of the Boy Who Lived. Quite a few riotous moments occur after this discovery is made. Neville's debacle in the showers is just one waiting for you. You want slash? It's in there like Ragu, baby!

Sometimes you just can't explain things to people, even your best friends. They just have to figure it out their own way. R/H

Millicent thought belonging to Slytherin could only mean one thing: a sophisticated career as a journalist, or maybe a spy. Unfortunately, her looks are against her, and so is Parvati.

In 1959, teenagers Arthur and Molly catch the train to Hogwarts and discuss the permission slips they got at the end of last term. Not exactly a prequel to The Permission Slip, just part of a loose series of connected fanfics.

Severus proves his love for Hermione by going to meet her father. What happens when Severus gets his first check up?

It all seemed so simple when he proposed. They'd elope, of course, and no-one would be able to stop them. Malfoy and Hermione are finding out exactly how fast simple things can get very complicated... especially when you factor in abandoned ex-fiances, a reporter out for blood, quite a bit of drunken idiocy, a seventeen-year-old muggle without a clue, time spent in Jamaica, runny mascara, general dissatisfaction all around, sexy lies, puking pastilles, quidditch half-time sabotage, highly acidic hair-products, murderous grandmas, and a kind-of-but-not-quite pregnant bride... A three-week engagement never felt so long.

The day before Severus returns to Hogwarts for the new term, he spends the night at the Leaky Cauldron with a bottle of firewhiskey and someone else. But the next morning, Severus can't remember who the other person is.

After leading myself into a trap, I was thrown back into the 1940s. Perhaps it was a twist of fate? Yeah, more like 'twisted fate.' (As told by Hermione Granger.)

What's this 'MySpace' Dudley keeps blabbering on about? Harry, being his usual too-curious-for-his-own-good self investigates one day while the Dursleys are out.

Harry teaches Hermione how to fly.

Christmas 1991. All Charlie and Tonks want to do is spend the holidays together. What happens when Molly and Arthur decide to pop in for a surprise visit on Christmas Eve... CW/NT

H/D. Harry and the gang are studying unicorns when he makes several stunning revelations. One Ingenious Plan later, and Harry is beginning to wonder if perhaps he should just give up on Draco Malfoy. But the unicorns have a surprise of their own, and it might just bring these two unlikely characters together for good!

Harry Potter meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer to fill up an otherwise plotless story. It has everything any fan of either storyline would want (according to me anyway).

The House-Elf Liberation Front strikes back...

Four short vignettes during the course of a summer day``at the Burrow. Crookshanks only agrees to be woken from naps for``special occasions or great entertainment, and a few of each occur here.

Draco has gone insane. Tricks have been unleashed all week. Ron thinks it's hilarious, Harry wonders whats gotten into him, and Hermione is appalled. What's gotten into Draco?

It's the day after the Yule Ball, the day after the big fight with Hermione and Ron. Hermione had had a wonderful night with Viktor, so why was she so upset about things going wrong with Ron? Shouldn't she just be angry? She hatches a plan for revenge that includes past loves, a potion that makes you blurt out embarrassing secrets, and bad timing! Will a secret come out that was bigger than planned?

"There are some strange things going on at the moment - I don’t know if you’ve noticed. There seems to be a total Parental Chat epidemic going around. Really, there must be something particular in this year’s summer heat." - Harry, Luna, Hermione, Ginny and Draco are all subjected to a dreaded Parental Chat.

Lily needs a vacation but how to convince her...the true marauders will find a way...break out the suntan lotion!

He called her a mudblood for countless occasions... but seeing her grown beautifully changed everything. He's now obsessed with her and he doesn't know what to do about it. A Hr/D fanfic!

Missing scenes from OotP: Why did Ron go all funny, really? Was it something we missed...Or was something, in fact, missing? And did anyone else suffer a similar fate? ``This tale takes place just after the Department of Mysteries battle, and is rated PG-13 for mild language and a healthy breeze 'round a couple of pairs of privates.

Harry's the last virgin in the boys seventh year dormitory, and when Ginny and he decide to go further with their relationship, he turns to Neville for magical help and advice. But Neville's spell goes horribly, gender-bendingly wrong...

At a wild Quidditch party, Lily unwinds with Remus at her side, having bad consequences for not only the two, but James' heart. Rated PG-13 for sexual references.

Padfoot -- er, sorry, Sirius -- writes a Practice NEWT essay for McGonagall's Transfiguration class. Of course, it's all just hypothetical: He's not an Animagus, he's not the one who's been doing all sorts of naughty things, and, of course, he doesn't have to resort to blackmail in order to pass the course. (Yeah. Right.) *Winner of FA's Back to School/Witching Hour Challenge!*

Order of the Phoenix members decide to surprise Harry with his first ever birthday party, with a rather extensive and surprising guest list.

Fred and George are developing their Inner-eye powers, but little do they know that Seeing opens up more than keeping them out of trouble...

Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts, and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. Harry/Snape slash.

It's the summer after their fifth year and the trio is back at Grimmauld Place. Late one night, Harry and Ron are in the kitchen trying to figure out why certain people are treating them differently. When Dumbledore joins them, the answers he gives surprises them.

We all know the Marauders. Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James. What we don't know is how they became Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Follow four boys through their first year at Hogwarts where we will see the foundation set for that infamous group of tricksters, as well as a few friends...

HP/GW fic. Girl meets boy, girl falls for boy, girl is saved from giant basilisk by boy, girl finally works up courage to tell boy how she feels...will she get shot down?

Latest issue of Snape/McGonagall bickering! Neville Longbottom is rewardingly caught between exploding cauldrons and everybody's favourite rivalling teachers trying to Make A Point. *Complete*

Oh, dear. It seems as though Dolores Umbridge has made public her prejudices against part-humans and half-breeds. A newly-married couple has been given a nasty shock thanks to a front-page Daily Prophet headline, there's backlash at the Ministry, and -- hmm -- some of this sounds like Real Life.

For Draco it starts out as just another revenge plot. He focuses his energy on Ginny Weasley because she's weak and meek. Then he manages to get her angry causing a whole new side of her personality to be revealed and Draco realises she's not what he expected.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Lupin and Sirius sit down after the war and discuss some amusing philosophical thoughts.

Ginny is besotted with a certain boy until someone opens her eyes and shows her there's more to life than obsessing over the unattainable...