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This is set during the holidays at the end of Harry & Hermione’s sixth year.``\\

What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out.

A completely pointless sequel to the Hospital Wing and the Astronomy Tower and its sequel. This here sequel is about underpants and house elves. Oh, and Blaise and Ron and Lord Lucius and Terry Boot and Sirius and Ginny and Draco and Harry(?) and Hermione and her stupid campains and I think we'll throw in Neville's granny too and... well, it's a sequel! It's full of all that sequelly goodness, so if you read the first two, you might want to read this one... (and it makes less sense than the sequel prior to this!)

It's been seventy years since our favorite trio were students at Hogwarts! Come and look in on them now, at HAPPY WIZARDS! Featuring Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny as well as two of the strangest (and disturbing) SHIPs I've ever thought of!

Hermione likes Ron, but he asks Lavender to the Ball, so she and Seamus pretend to go out to make them jealous! And there's a bit of Goyle too...

Voldemort manages to get into Hogwarts one evening, and finds Harry alone. But just because they want to kill each other, that's no reason to be uncivilised... Mild spoiler for HBP.

A cross between 'Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)' by The Ramones, and 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'. A married Draco and Ginny have a little argument on Christmas Eve over Draco dressing up as Santa to surprise their daughter.

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, Easter, and, especially, April Fool's Day, MWPP always have something planned...

It's Ginny's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry's seventh. On the last day of the term, Ginny starts to doubt Harry's faith in her, and vice versa. Will their relationship fall apart when neither of them want it to? Features password yearbooks, a boy disscusion room, the type of really stupid best friend that always makes you laugh, best friends that should be helping you but really aren't (and it's not their fault) and Harry surprises all! H/G, R/H, D/P Colin/OC. Songfic to 'For Just a Little While'

Hermione’s year is off to a rough start. Her two best friends have hormonal overload, harassment from Draco has reached a new level, and then there are those recurring nightmares featuring a black-haired boy named Potter... and it’s NOT Harry.

How a little pink nightgown causes a whole lot of trouble for Ron Weasley.

Draco gets the shock of his life! Involves plently of gratuitous name dropping and panty dropping! Jimmy Choos and snogs galore!

A new danger threatens Harry. Is it Voldemort? Dementors? Dragons? Death Eaters? No! It is the horror that is Mary-sue! Will Harry survive this new threat?

Hey! I did it in just 10 minutes, I hope you like it! Its about Harry pissed off because his friends forgot something... read it!!! I need a fanart artist... there's more information at the end of the page. It's in honour for 2002's day!!!

The holidays have come to Grimmauld Place and the Weasley twins have decided to add some extra festive cheer. Tonks, with her usual grace and luck, stumbles into the path of their merrymaking and who helps her out of her predicament? None other than our favorite werewolf. Written for the HP Kris Kringle Secret Santa Exchange.

Ginny's dating Draco and Ron's freaking out``Harry can't see what the fuss is about``Ginny's in love, and Draco is cool``Pandemonium is ruling the school``Hermione's still clever; Ron's making a mess``His ridiculous plots lack a certain finesse``Ginny is sassy; Draco is hot --``Read it while you can, it's just a one-shot

Everyone knows what it's like to want something that someone else has. Leandra knows the feeling all too well. Her best friend, Ginny Weasley, seems to have everything - looks, a body, nice hair, and a hot boyfriend. It's not enough that Ginny's gorgeous, she also has claim to the most eligible guy in Hogwarts! In all of Lea's misery, she doesn't stop to realize that there's someone out there for her, too. A story about friendship, love, and finding out how to accept yourself.

Harry and Ron get stoned... and naked.

This is the diary of Severus Snape. Proceed with extreme caution. By the way, I got the idea from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries of The Lord of The Rings.

A personal interpretation of what would happen if Hermione and Draco walked down the aisle and off the plank. Swearing, a fed-up psychiatrist, ``and the love-child of this union ensue!! Based off of a scene from "The Ref."

Luna's PoV, OotP. Who's she crushing on? What IS that spell to turn your enemies ears into kumquats? Most importantly - WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Here's Loony Lovegood's story.

In an unfortunate bout of Hogwarts school teachers suddenly smoking Wizarding Weed, pupils have now been forced to wear... woolly knickers and lacy black see-through halter tops? Hermione has a mad fetish for abs and Ron has a crush on Josh Hartnett and Orlando Bloom. Weird enough for you already? Slightly OOC, H/Hr, Hr/R, and Hr/every guy in the school.

Desire is a strange thing... Couple it with a restricted potion and a headstrong Gryffindor and what does one or two get?

Written for Headgirl's Truth or Dare Challenge. On a lazy Boxing Day afternoon at Grimmauld Place, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Sirius and Remus engage in a rather chaotic game of Truth or Dare.

"Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious?" A parody of Harry Potter fics.

After the Yule Ball in GoF, Hermione dreams about the ball and Ron. Hermione/Ron A companion piece to Yule Dream of Me.

Tom's diary appears in Ginny's trunk yet again. Finally he's back! Ginny missed him a 'really lot,' and is eager to prove to everybody how smart and brave she is by finally freeing poor Tom from that awful diary... (Warning: Stupid!Ginny)

Harry's failing all of his classes! In order to be allowed to play Quidditch again, he needs to have a passing grade, and there's only one class where he may be able to pull it off--BAND! Find out all about Hogwart's best-kept secret (and for good reason).

It's been five years now since Harry and his friends have graduated, which means it's been four for Luna and Ginny. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna get together once a month for lunch. All three are married now, but only two of them have children. Why doesn't Hermione? And what is the big favor she has to ask Luna? Who is going to pay the check will be the least of their concerns after this one. Oh, and I didn't put Hermione and Harry together in this one. Yes, I was as surprised as you are.

A little mishap in Divinations causes Seamus to see his best friend in a whole new light... but that's not the only thing he's losing sleep over, with Harry sneaking out in the middle of the night!

They say love is blind, but what they don't mention is that it's crazy, too. Cho Chang's love life isn't exactly perfect. In fact, it's insane! So many break-ups have landed her in the nut house!

Hermione finds out Ron likes her and has a funny way of showing that she likes him back. Pure comedy and romance!

D/H. Short but, well, I don't know about sweet - Harry's having fights with the little people in his head and Draco's hanging upside down! For enjoyment purposes only!

Dr. Seuss meets Harry Potter. ``Talking of hate – there’s the Potter boy, Harry: Obstinate, full of himself, and contrary. “Harry, our hero,” they whimper and boast – the kid’s as appealing as toe jam on toast.

Snape likes Lily, Lily likes James, James likes Sirius, no wait! That's not what this fic is about, greasiness and randomness....

Godric Gryffindor loves Helga Hufflepuff. Helga Hufflepuff loves Salazar Slytherin. Salazar Slytherin loves … well, Rowena Ravenclaw knows, and she’s just waiting for the fun to start! A parody of the classic musical comedy “Annie.”

The first in a coming series...``What do the wizards talk about in their breaks?``Sit with Arthur Weasley and read the truth... ``Starring: Coffee, Coffee, and more Coffee!

All witches and wizards display pre-training talent in the magical field. Harry made strange things happen all the time - finding himself on the school roof, setting the snake loose.... Even wizards who have grown up in the wizarding world experience such happenstances. Grab your helmets, ladies and gentlemen, because here come the Weasley twins!

Author loves wolves. Author disapproves of the way 'Little red riding hood' goes. Author rewrites the story. Author can't think of a good summary. Author hopes people like the story. Author should stop referring to herself as 'author'.````Starring (in order of appearance): Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, innocent flowers, Remus Lupin, defenseless bugs, a tall, dark stranger, Minerva McGonagall, another tall, dark stranger, Tom Riddle.

Hermione has 6 people dying to go out with her. What's a girl to do?

The most dreadfully horrendous tragedy that could have ever happen, ``can Harry survive it? Worse yet, can he keep himself from going sane? It all starts ``one morning with a twist of fate. It's even worse then if he met Pikachu or Barney!

Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. Remus/Tonks romance through OoTP and HBP.

The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try... (AU) HP/FD, FD/OC

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

AU. On his seventh year, Harry, like everybody else, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. He's certainly surprised by the result of this -- and as for his dear adoptive fathers, well, one is amused, while the other is outraged...

James Potter's graduation was the happiest day of Lily Evans' life. Not because she was madly in love with him, but because him and his gang being out of the school meant a perfect, and relaxing final year for our favourite red-headed bookworm! Or so she thought. Now even Lily's wildest dreams could have prepared her for this.

Harry and Ron get bored one afternoon. They decide to make something up about the beginning of the world and how things were invented with Fred and George. Together they tell Hermione. Find out what happens next!

Ron is trying to sleep when he hears a little noise...

They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Follow Harry's sixth year as a pair of green eyes and a pair of brown eyes look everywhere except where they're supposed to. A five chapter story of hilarity and heartache follows the misadventures of Mr. Potter and Ms. Weasley. As long as they avoid each other's eyes, everything's fine. But a cantankerous suit of armor, a killer bludger, suicidal mistletoe, and the twin's secret concoctions, make it near impossible not to sit up and take notice. But who's going to blink first?

Written as a challenge, this is a little tale of MWPP April Fools joke and a little bit of a revelation... Slashy fluff.

James Potter of Auror Training Division No. 5 has been told that in order for him to qualify he needs to be able to complete a surf lifesaving certificate. However, James Potter doesn't even know how to swim....

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

We all know the story of the "amazing" boy-who-lived, right? Yes, you know, Harry Potter. Well, I've got some news for you. J.K. Rowling didn't give you the whole story. As a matter of fact, her account of Harry's life is terribly wrong. Heaven forbid, she even left our a few characters...

Ted Tonks realizes that his little girl is all grown up. An R/T fic.

As we all know, Ginny and Draco hate each other. But there is such a fine line between hate and love.

Voldemort is dead. But there's one person left on whom Harry wants revenge. And he gets it... in hearts.

Ron Weasley wakes up one day with a plan to get his best mate Harry a girl friend. Never mind that Ron has never had one himself; he's determined to get Harry and Ginny together. Of course, the task proves harder than he thought. And there's that little detail that Draco Malfoy actually agrees with the plan and is willing to help...

Follow James Potter through his years at Hogwarts, the friends, the girls, the laughter and the heartache. But as a first year, mostly just the laughter. Remus Lupin in a dress? It just doesn't get any better.

'I’m not the type of person to write a journal. I’m not really interested in myself at all. But my doctor wanted me to keep it - my healer, I mean. Isn’t it funny how even after thirty-seven years in the magical world I still think like a muggle?' Twenty-eight years after Voldemort has been defeated, Hermione writes of her life as a professor at Hogwarts, her slow degradation by incurable disease, and her strange friendship with Draco.

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are looking for some one to become their fifth marauder. Most unexpectedly, Severus Snape, shows up and decided to ask for a place in their Marauder group. All Severus wanted to do was to find out what the Marauders were up to; always sneaking out of beds when there is a full moon... but most unfortunately for him, there had to be a test. The obstacles that the Marauders were setting for him is ridiculous. They gave him points that were either three or lower. He really can't survive this nightmare!

Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

A House, M.D. crossover. Dr. Greg House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon, not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

Eileen Ashworth is parent-less, and has stayed at Hogwarts for almost every Christmas with her sister, Aileen. But this year, things have changed, perhaps more than she bargained for...

First dates are always a little awkward. Sometimes the silence just has to be broken. Giant polar bears can come in handy as well.

Becky (the narrator of the story) and Bree, her twin sister, have been moved from foster family to foster family, and from wizarding school to wizarding school, for almost as long as they can remember. They start their fifth year of schooling at Hogwarts, and gang up with Hermione, Harry, Ron, and well, Draco, as they try to uncover things from their past.

A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands.

Lupin is having a terribly awful time getting his work done while Sirius keeps staring at him.

Lucius Malfoy is frustrated: from among these girls he's meant to choose his future wife?

It all begins one beautiful morning when Harry and Ron, feeling merry, decide to go for a splash in the lake. They get more adventure than they bargained for, including a rather unpleasant meeting with the giant squid, and a rescue plan involving Dumbledore and their fellow Gryffindors...

A sequel to Something in the Punch! Sasha and Harry have erred on the side of dangerousness, and have continued their relationship, despite growing worries that their significant others will discover their actions.

An add-on to the Translation Series. Ron never read "Translating Mad things Girls Do so Guys can Understand Them" by Hermione Granger, but that doesn't mean you can't. Read Hermione's full guide: complete with input from Ginny Weasley and an afterword by Molly Weasley. A bit of a missing moment from OotP.

When Snape makes the students of Hogwarts test one of their potions, the results prove interesting... and, according to Harry, frightening.

A little peek into what the youngest Weasley is thinking of (and trying to work up the nerve to do) in the last few weeks before her fourth year at Hogwarts. A funny, cute and fluffy prologue to a H/G (and R/H!) fifth-year fic from Ginny's point of view.

James and Lily are in school. They both are the most popular in the school, but aren't going out, yet they both love each other. When Lily is asked to tutor James, what she has been waiting for happens. A little fluffy but very cute. For more Harry & company drama, visit Veins of Glass (http://z3.invisionfree.com/VeinsOfGlass/), an active RPG that brings the author loads of inspiration!

So, the Author loses control of the story. Not a good thing to happen. You'll find out.

Arthur Weasley may like Muggle artifacts, but he's never had to shop like one before! A silly one-shot featuring Shopping!Arthur and Super Absorbent!Tampons.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody :)

The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

Ask the DADA Teachers is an advice column. But it's a special advice column. They answer advice from people in Hogwarts! In this very out-of-character fic, you the reader can send in your own made-up stupid, goofy and wrong problems. The sky is the limit.

When Ron finds out that Harry can sing, all hell breaks loose in Gryffindor House, resulting in bets, open-mic night, and a mysterious House Unity Party hosted by, of all people, the Slytherins. Featuring Devious!Pansy, Reluctant!Draco and a Very Confused Indeed!Harry. Pure fluff, and very slashy.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy upset the wrong witches, their clever/evil [EX]girlfriends and are now stuck together by a particularly sadistic curse! Rated for romantic moments and swearing.

Oh my goodness! Hermione's a poor Cinderella! Lord Voldemort as a fairy? Hagrid's pumpkins? Harry's a prince?! And what is wrong with Harry's hair?! Find out in this exciting production at Hogwarts! What happens when wizards try to put on a Muggle play?

A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. The detective sits Harry down and gives him the facts of life about authors and the work they ``do, and about being a famous literary character. Written in the best traditions of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, this fanfic is intended for those bellyaching fans who keep complaining that Ms. Rowling hasn't yet finished book five.

Sometimes you just can't explain things to people, even your best friends. They just have to figure it out their own way. R/H

There is a little incident in potions class one day...involving our favorite potions teacher, poor Neville Longbottom, a nap and a -er- fly...

Seamus decides that a prank must be played on Draco Malfoy since Snape seems to be almost taunting him with it. He does so and is punished. He discovers a small door during his detention that somehow leads into the mind of the Boy Who Lived. Quite a few riotous moments occur after this discovery is made. Neville's debacle in the showers is just one waiting for you. You want slash? It's in there like Ragu, baby!

Millicent thought belonging to Slytherin could only mean one thing: a sophisticated career as a journalist, or maybe a spy. Unfortunately, her looks are against her, and so is Parvati.

In 1959, teenagers Arthur and Molly catch the train to Hogwarts and discuss the permission slips they got at the end of last term. Not exactly a prequel to The Permission Slip, just part of a loose series of connected fanfics.

Severus proves his love for Hermione by going to meet her father. What happens when Severus gets his first check up?

It all seemed so simple when he proposed. They'd elope, of course, and no-one would be able to stop them. Malfoy and Hermione are finding out exactly how fast simple things can get very complicated... especially when you factor in abandoned ex-fiances, a reporter out for blood, quite a bit of drunken idiocy, a seventeen-year-old muggle without a clue, time spent in Jamaica, runny mascara, general dissatisfaction all around, sexy lies, puking pastilles, quidditch half-time sabotage, highly acidic hair-products, murderous grandmas, and a kind-of-but-not-quite pregnant bride... A three-week engagement never felt so long.

The day before Severus returns to Hogwarts for the new term, he spends the night at the Leaky Cauldron with a bottle of firewhiskey and someone else. But the next morning, Severus can't remember who the other person is.

After leading myself into a trap, I was thrown back into the 1940s. Perhaps it was a twist of fate? Yeah, more like 'twisted fate.' (As told by Hermione Granger.)

What's this 'MySpace' Dudley keeps blabbering on about? Harry, being his usual too-curious-for-his-own-good self investigates one day while the Dursleys are out.

Harry teaches Hermione how to fly.

Christmas 1991. All Charlie and Tonks want to do is spend the holidays together. What happens when Molly and Arthur decide to pop in for a surprise visit on Christmas Eve... CW/NT

H/D. Harry and the gang are studying unicorns when he makes several stunning revelations. One Ingenious Plan later, and Harry is beginning to wonder if perhaps he should just give up on Draco Malfoy. But the unicorns have a surprise of their own, and it might just bring these two unlikely characters together for good!

Harry Potter meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer to fill up an otherwise plotless story. It has everything any fan of either storyline would want (according to me anyway).

The House-Elf Liberation Front strikes back...

Four short vignettes during the course of a summer day``at the Burrow. Crookshanks only agrees to be woken from naps for``special occasions or great entertainment, and a few of each occur here.