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Written in response to the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 10 Pages or Less challenge!

'How did he get in?' When Sirius Black breaks into Hogwarts for the first time, the students are exiled to the Great Hall and purple sleeping bags. Amongst them Luna Lovegood, who is quickly formulating her own theories...

Give two teenage boys some broomsticks and a jar of oil and you have a ficlet on your hands. Beware a silliness epidemic. H/D slash.

War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry dreads facing his recent ex in battle. Terror of Voldemort’s new right-hand man is everywhere, but Harry’s coping skills in particular could use some work. Featuring evil!Draco, snarky!Ron, clueless!Harry, drunk!Sirius, and Hermione standing around looking knowledgeable. Draco wears leather, but possibly not the garment you suspect. H/D slash, Firenze/Trelawney ;)

At the beginning of Harry’s fifth year, Hedwig and Pig share some unexpected moments. Contains letters, trips to Hogsmede, late night hunting, cuddling, Hermes, and Darwinge, Draco’s eagle owl!

Harry's a drunkard whose once-popular wizard television series, "The Potter Hour," is being cancelled due to poor ratings. What's a messed-up guy to do?

Confused Muggles at Hogwarts, young wizards waiting to get their ``letters…the magical world as we know it is in jeopardy when Hogwarts’ magical ``quill goes defective and takes note of all the wrong children born in Great Britain. ``Meanwhile, 11-year old Harry Potter's dull and depressing life continues at Stonewall ``High, where he encounters an oozing, undistinguishable mass of gray-uniformed ``students, trigonometry, and the snobbish girls of the neighboring Maris Academy ``for Girls, not to mention 11-year-old Hermione Granger.....Will they receive their ``letters and discover their magical destinies before Lord Voldemort snatches the ``Philosopher’s Stone ? Dunno, I haven’t written that much yet.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are getting married. Yes, married. Unfortunately, last minute cancellations land them in the hands of Father Zacharias Smith, jaded and cynical with a dose of priesthood. Enter Blaise Zabini, an angry and vengeful ex-boyfriend, Matrimony Mueller, a shallow flower girl, Hermione Granger, overworked and underpaid Ministry secretary, Justin Finch-Fletchley, rabid Witch Weekly Fashion Guru and reporter and Severus Snape, oily godfather. ````Wedding, what wedding?

One day the Dream Team are at Ron's house bored out of their minds. When Hermione comes up with an idea to read a book called The Hobbit, the three of them discover how a book written by a Muggle author can entertain them and do more...much more.

Molly Weasley takes Ron and Ginny to St. Mungo’s to be inoculated, and all hell breaks loose.

Remus and Tonks are finally getting married. Things are bound to get interesting, and you're invited!

This is the story of James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's first week of Hogwarts. How did they meet? How did they become friends? Who was the first one to get detention? Why wasn't Frank a Marauder? All these questions and more answered in this tale of arrogant but nervous, funny and witty eleven-year-olds. Also includes throwing candy, detention in the trophy room, a Sorting Hat song, and a bet about McGonagall.

What happens when a fed-up house elf decides to teach Draco a lesson? Draco and Ron find out what it's like to be each other, that's what! A ferocious lawn gnome and much more.

George tells his young daughter about how he met Hermione, fell in love and lived happily ever after. Snogging, funny dreams, and Weasley humor galore. (Song fic)

'I don't care what you say, Moony, I think you look wonderful in pink.' MWPP time period.

When Hermione's talked into participating in a kissing booth, she gets a kiss she didn't expect, from the person she least expected to be interested in her. One-shot. H/Hr, with a small amount of D/G.

Hermione interrupts Harry and Draco at a rather inopportune moment. Drama and much whining ensue. I know this has been done before, but I felt the need to try my hand at it, so see what you think.

When Remus Lupin bets Sirius Black that he can have fun with girls without snogging them, Sirius is sceptical. Who'll win the bet?

Draco Malfoy moves in next door to his old Hogwarts classmate, Hermione Granger. As old memories surface, a platonic friendship soon begins. Draco soon finds himself protecting Miss Granger from the darker aspects of wizarding city life. Mix in Narcissa Malfoy, Crookshanks, and cigarettes, and you’ll soon find yourself lost in the world of Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard with a Harry Potter twist! Theme song: "Moon River" sung by Hermione Granger.

What happens when life catches up with you? In their last year at Hogwarts, Draco, along with Harry, Ron, and Hermione all have to start questioning who they are and where they want to go from there. -Budding Romances, Flaming Colin, and stolen underpants combine to create: THE FICKLE DIARY-

This is set during the holidays at the end of Harry & Hermione’s sixth year.``\\

What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out.

It's been seventy years since our favorite trio were students at Hogwarts! Come and look in on them now, at HAPPY WIZARDS! Featuring Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny as well as two of the strangest (and disturbing) SHIPs I've ever thought of!

A completely pointless sequel to the Hospital Wing and the Astronomy Tower and its sequel. This here sequel is about underpants and house elves. Oh, and Blaise and Ron and Lord Lucius and Terry Boot and Sirius and Ginny and Draco and Harry(?) and Hermione and her stupid campains and I think we'll throw in Neville's granny too and... well, it's a sequel! It's full of all that sequelly goodness, so if you read the first two, you might want to read this one... (and it makes less sense than the sequel prior to this!)

Hermione likes Ron, but he asks Lavender to the Ball, so she and Seamus pretend to go out to make them jealous! And there's a bit of Goyle too...

Voldemort manages to get into Hogwarts one evening, and finds Harry alone. But just because they want to kill each other, that's no reason to be uncivilised... Mild spoiler for HBP.

A cross between 'Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)' by The Ramones, and 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'. A married Draco and Ginny have a little argument on Christmas Eve over Draco dressing up as Santa to surprise their daughter.

It's Ginny's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry's seventh. On the last day of the term, Ginny starts to doubt Harry's faith in her, and vice versa. Will their relationship fall apart when neither of them want it to? Features password yearbooks, a boy disscusion room, the type of really stupid best friend that always makes you laugh, best friends that should be helping you but really aren't (and it's not their fault) and Harry surprises all! H/G, R/H, D/P Colin/OC. Songfic to 'For Just a Little While'

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, Easter, and, especially, April Fool's Day, MWPP always have something planned...

Hermione’s year is off to a rough start. Her two best friends have hormonal overload, harassment from Draco has reached a new level, and then there are those recurring nightmares featuring a black-haired boy named Potter... and it’s NOT Harry.

Hey! I did it in just 10 minutes, I hope you like it! Its about Harry pissed off because his friends forgot something... read it!!! I need a fanart artist... there's more information at the end of the page. It's in honour for 2002's day!!!

How a little pink nightgown causes a whole lot of trouble for Ron Weasley.

A new danger threatens Harry. Is it Voldemort? Dementors? Dragons? Death Eaters? No! It is the horror that is Mary-sue! Will Harry survive this new threat?

Draco gets the shock of his life! Involves plently of gratuitous name dropping and panty dropping! Jimmy Choos and snogs galore!

The holidays have come to Grimmauld Place and the Weasley twins have decided to add some extra festive cheer. Tonks, with her usual grace and luck, stumbles into the path of their merrymaking and who helps her out of her predicament? None other than our favorite werewolf. Written for the HP Kris Kringle Secret Santa Exchange.

Ginny's dating Draco and Ron's freaking out``Harry can't see what the fuss is about``Ginny's in love, and Draco is cool``Pandemonium is ruling the school``Hermione's still clever; Ron's making a mess``His ridiculous plots lack a certain finesse``Ginny is sassy; Draco is hot --``Read it while you can, it's just a one-shot

Harry and Ron get stoned... and naked.

Everyone knows what it's like to want something that someone else has. Leandra knows the feeling all too well. Her best friend, Ginny Weasley, seems to have everything - looks, a body, nice hair, and a hot boyfriend. It's not enough that Ginny's gorgeous, she also has claim to the most eligible guy in Hogwarts! In all of Lea's misery, she doesn't stop to realize that there's someone out there for her, too. A story about friendship, love, and finding out how to accept yourself.

This is the diary of Severus Snape. Proceed with extreme caution. By the way, I got the idea from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries of The Lord of The Rings.

A personal interpretation of what would happen if Hermione and Draco walked down the aisle and off the plank. Swearing, a fed-up psychiatrist, ``and the love-child of this union ensue!! Based off of a scene from "The Ref."

Luna's PoV, OotP. Who's she crushing on? What IS that spell to turn your enemies ears into kumquats? Most importantly - WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Here's Loony Lovegood's story.

In an unfortunate bout of Hogwarts school teachers suddenly smoking Wizarding Weed, pupils have now been forced to wear... woolly knickers and lacy black see-through halter tops? Hermione has a mad fetish for abs and Ron has a crush on Josh Hartnett and Orlando Bloom. Weird enough for you already? Slightly OOC, H/Hr, Hr/R, and Hr/every guy in the school.

Desire is a strange thing... Couple it with a restricted potion and a headstrong Gryffindor and what does one or two get?

Written for Headgirl's Truth or Dare Challenge. On a lazy Boxing Day afternoon at Grimmauld Place, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Sirius and Remus engage in a rather chaotic game of Truth or Dare.

"Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious?" A parody of Harry Potter fics.

After the Yule Ball in GoF, Hermione dreams about the ball and Ron. Hermione/Ron A companion piece to Yule Dream of Me.

Tom's diary appears in Ginny's trunk yet again. Finally he's back! Ginny missed him a 'really lot,' and is eager to prove to everybody how smart and brave she is by finally freeing poor Tom from that awful diary... (Warning: Stupid!Ginny)

It's been five years now since Harry and his friends have graduated, which means it's been four for Luna and Ginny. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna get together once a month for lunch. All three are married now, but only two of them have children. Why doesn't Hermione? And what is the big favor she has to ask Luna? Who is going to pay the check will be the least of their concerns after this one. Oh, and I didn't put Hermione and Harry together in this one. Yes, I was as surprised as you are.

A little mishap in Divinations causes Seamus to see his best friend in a whole new light... but that's not the only thing he's losing sleep over, with Harry sneaking out in the middle of the night!

Harry's failing all of his classes! In order to be allowed to play Quidditch again, he needs to have a passing grade, and there's only one class where he may be able to pull it off--BAND! Find out all about Hogwart's best-kept secret (and for good reason).

Hermione finds out Ron likes her and has a funny way of showing that she likes him back. Pure comedy and romance!

They say love is blind, but what they don't mention is that it's crazy, too. Cho Chang's love life isn't exactly perfect. In fact, it's insane! So many break-ups have landed her in the nut house!

D/H. Short but, well, I don't know about sweet - Harry's having fights with the little people in his head and Draco's hanging upside down! For enjoyment purposes only!

Dr. Seuss meets Harry Potter. ``Talking of hate – there’s the Potter boy, Harry: Obstinate, full of himself, and contrary. “Harry, our hero,” they whimper and boast – the kid’s as appealing as toe jam on toast.

The first in a coming series...``What do the wizards talk about in their breaks?``Sit with Arthur Weasley and read the truth... ``Starring: Coffee, Coffee, and more Coffee!

Godric Gryffindor loves Helga Hufflepuff. Helga Hufflepuff loves Salazar Slytherin. Salazar Slytherin loves … well, Rowena Ravenclaw knows, and she’s just waiting for the fun to start! A parody of the classic musical comedy “Annie.”

Snape likes Lily, Lily likes James, James likes Sirius, no wait! That's not what this fic is about, greasiness and randomness....

All witches and wizards display pre-training talent in the magical field. Harry made strange things happen all the time - finding himself on the school roof, setting the snake loose.... Even wizards who have grown up in the wizarding world experience such happenstances. Grab your helmets, ladies and gentlemen, because here come the Weasley twins!

Author loves wolves. Author disapproves of the way 'Little red riding hood' goes. Author rewrites the story. Author can't think of a good summary. Author hopes people like the story. Author should stop referring to herself as 'author'.````Starring (in order of appearance): Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, innocent flowers, Remus Lupin, defenseless bugs, a tall, dark stranger, Minerva McGonagall, another tall, dark stranger, Tom Riddle.

Hermione has 6 people dying to go out with her. What's a girl to do?

The most dreadfully horrendous tragedy that could have ever happen, ``can Harry survive it? Worse yet, can he keep himself from going sane? It all starts ``one morning with a twist of fate. It's even worse then if he met Pikachu or Barney!

Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. Remus/Tonks romance through OoTP and HBP.

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try... (AU) HP/FD, FD/OC

AU. On his seventh year, Harry, like everybody else, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. He's certainly surprised by the result of this -- and as for his dear adoptive fathers, well, one is amused, while the other is outraged...

Harry and Ron get bored one afternoon. They decide to make something up about the beginning of the world and how things were invented with Fred and George. Together they tell Hermione. Find out what happens next!

James Potter's graduation was the happiest day of Lily Evans' life. Not because she was madly in love with him, but because him and his gang being out of the school meant a perfect, and relaxing final year for our favourite red-headed bookworm! Or so she thought. Now even Lily's wildest dreams could have prepared her for this.

Ron is trying to sleep when he hears a little noise...

They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Follow Harry's sixth year as a pair of green eyes and a pair of brown eyes look everywhere except where they're supposed to. A five chapter story of hilarity and heartache follows the misadventures of Mr. Potter and Ms. Weasley. As long as they avoid each other's eyes, everything's fine. But a cantankerous suit of armor, a killer bludger, suicidal mistletoe, and the twin's secret concoctions, make it near impossible not to sit up and take notice. But who's going to blink first?

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

James Potter of Auror Training Division No. 5 has been told that in order for him to qualify he needs to be able to complete a surf lifesaving certificate. However, James Potter doesn't even know how to swim....

Written as a challenge, this is a little tale of MWPP April Fools joke and a little bit of a revelation... Slashy fluff.

As we all know, Ginny and Draco hate each other. But there is such a fine line between hate and love.

Ted Tonks realizes that his little girl is all grown up. An R/T fic.

We all know the story of the "amazing" boy-who-lived, right? Yes, you know, Harry Potter. Well, I've got some news for you. J.K. Rowling didn't give you the whole story. As a matter of fact, her account of Harry's life is terribly wrong. Heaven forbid, she even left our a few characters...

Voldemort is dead. But there's one person left on whom Harry wants revenge. And he gets it... in hearts.

Follow James Potter through his years at Hogwarts, the friends, the girls, the laughter and the heartache. But as a first year, mostly just the laughter. Remus Lupin in a dress? It just doesn't get any better.

Ron Weasley wakes up one day with a plan to get his best mate Harry a girl friend. Never mind that Ron has never had one himself; he's determined to get Harry and Ginny together. Of course, the task proves harder than he thought. And there's that little detail that Draco Malfoy actually agrees with the plan and is willing to help...

'I’m not the type of person to write a journal. I’m not really interested in myself at all. But my doctor wanted me to keep it - my healer, I mean. Isn’t it funny how even after thirty-seven years in the magical world I still think like a muggle?' Twenty-eight years after Voldemort has been defeated, Hermione writes of her life as a professor at Hogwarts, her slow degradation by incurable disease, and her strange friendship with Draco.

Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon, not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

A House, M.D. crossover. Dr. Greg House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are looking for some one to become their fifth marauder. Most unexpectedly, Severus Snape, shows up and decided to ask for a place in their Marauder group. All Severus wanted to do was to find out what the Marauders were up to; always sneaking out of beds when there is a full moon... but most unfortunately for him, there had to be a test. The obstacles that the Marauders were setting for him is ridiculous. They gave him points that were either three or lower. He really can't survive this nightmare!

First dates are always a little awkward. Sometimes the silence just has to be broken. Giant polar bears can come in handy as well.

Eileen Ashworth is parent-less, and has stayed at Hogwarts for almost every Christmas with her sister, Aileen. But this year, things have changed, perhaps more than she bargained for...

Becky (the narrator of the story) and Bree, her twin sister, have been moved from foster family to foster family, and from wizarding school to wizarding school, for almost as long as they can remember. They start their fifth year of schooling at Hogwarts, and gang up with Hermione, Harry, Ron, and well, Draco, as they try to uncover things from their past.

A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands.

It all begins one beautiful morning when Harry and Ron, feeling merry, decide to go for a splash in the lake. They get more adventure than they bargained for, including a rather unpleasant meeting with the giant squid, and a rescue plan involving Dumbledore and their fellow Gryffindors...

Lucius Malfoy is frustrated: from among these girls he's meant to choose his future wife?

Lupin is having a terribly awful time getting his work done while Sirius keeps staring at him.

When Snape makes the students of Hogwarts test one of their potions, the results prove interesting... and, according to Harry, frightening.

An add-on to the Translation Series. Ron never read "Translating Mad things Girls Do so Guys can Understand Them" by Hermione Granger, but that doesn't mean you can't. Read Hermione's full guide: complete with input from Ginny Weasley and an afterword by Molly Weasley. A bit of a missing moment from OotP.

A sequel to Something in the Punch! Sasha and Harry have erred on the side of dangerousness, and have continued their relationship, despite growing worries that their significant others will discover their actions.

A little peek into what the youngest Weasley is thinking of (and trying to work up the nerve to do) in the last few weeks before her fourth year at Hogwarts. A funny, cute and fluffy prologue to a H/G (and R/H!) fifth-year fic from Ginny's point of view.

James and Lily are in school. They both are the most popular in the school, but aren't going out, yet they both love each other. When Lily is asked to tutor James, what she has been waiting for happens. A little fluffy but very cute. For more Harry & company drama, visit Veins of Glass (http://z3.invisionfree.com/VeinsOfGlass/), an active RPG that brings the author loads of inspiration!

So, the Author loses control of the story. Not a good thing to happen. You'll find out.

Arthur Weasley may like Muggle artifacts, but he's never had to shop like one before! A silly one-shot featuring Shopping!Arthur and Super Absorbent!Tampons.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody :)

The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy upset the wrong witches, their clever/evil [EX]girlfriends and are now stuck together by a particularly sadistic curse! Rated for romantic moments and swearing.