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After a chance meeting with a girl named Jenny, Harry is determined to find her. But it seems like she does not live within the area, or does she? Ron thinks he's stupid, Hermione says he should move on. But, Harry just can't seem to let Jenny go. Should he?

This fic is nothin more or less than a simple parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In this chapter, Harry finds a "noble steed," and "knights" some of his friends. But what hiss happen next? (Dramatic music plays in the background.)

Hermione is pregnant and is struggling with her looks. She thinks she is taller laying down.

After Ron ruins a yellow cake with chocolate icing, Hermione gets upset. To cheer her up, Draco begins a cake fight. ^.^

What happens when the wizards and witches of Hogwarts dress as Muggles for Halloween? Well, Draco gets the wrong outfit, Ron gets too into his character, and Harry has some handcuffs.

Draco watches Harry. He thinks he isn't noticed, but eventually, all will be revealed in the dungeons, much to the horror of both Snape and Ron, and the giggling amusement of Hermione.

An answer to the question, "Would Ron ever get irritated at all those overdue notices he's getting from Hermione 'borrowing' his library card?"

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince." A spoof of Deathly Hallows. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, Hermione is hot. What more needs to be said?

Voldemort has united the Death Eaters with the mighty Neville Longbottom in an attempt to force the Ministry to legalize Marijuana. Meanwhile, Draco and Hermione are arrested and Snape is the victim of some good one-liners. Features many high characters, beanbag chairs, bitchy policewomen, and Lucius reminiscing about good times. Ahh, good times.

Lily and James on their wedding day. This is what they want, right? A short fic about the confused thoughts flying through two young lovers' heads on their wedding day.

Written for the Portkey 7 'fore 7 challenge, theme #1. James finds a certain muggle... innovation lying around the common room and has difficulty identifying it. Lucky for him, everyone seems willing to help.

Great scientific discoveries are made serendipitously. Wands make their presence felt. If you are claustrophobic, do not read this.

Life’s not peachy when you’re obsessed with hair… How does Lavender cope with Potions homework, Slytherin-induced humiliation and an always-grumpy-in-the-mornings Parvati while still finding time to set up Ron and Hermione? Be warned, there is soggy fluff – it got drenched in the pumpkin juice. (Eventual LB/DT.)

Dudley goes to Smeltings, and learns what there is to gain in life. Features the Hog Squad, irony, hot girls, pointy sticks, and the ever-interesting Piers Polkiss' philosophies of life.

You thought that you had seen the last of Draco Malfoya, aka Malfoya the Tree, but no. He's back, and he's holding auditions for his musical, Ten Sickle Hooker! And of course, as usual, our favorite trio gets mixed up in all the madness! Musical mania is finally sweeping Hogwarts. Sequel to Harry Potter and Hermione's Insatiable Appetite

COMPLETE. Have you ever wondered who jinxed the DADA position? Contains a challenge. Please, please review!!

An old family secret, old family friends, and new snogs galore. Rated R for later chapters, this one isn't bad at all.

At the battered age of thirteen, Remus Lupin is accepted to Hogwarts with the arrival of a new Headmaster. His miserable street life is about to change, for better and worse, as everything he once knew is torn away. This is his tale of coping with lycanthropy, prejudice, a hectic family life, and of course, the Marauders. Remus Lupin will never be the same...

The Sequel to Prosapia Aenigmatis - The Family Riddle. This story takes place during the summer holidays. Quinn Finnigan and Aislinn Macnair are spending the summer together, but their friendship is causing tension with everyone else they know. The Weasley twins open a joke shop, Aislinn dyes her hair, lots of snogging occurs - some expected, some not, and Quinn plots to kill Fred for various reasons. Voldemort is planning to find something which will help him regain his full power and immortality. No one is prepared for his actions, and a tragic death tears apart both of the girls' lives. With September 1st quickly approaching they try desperately to fight the evils that surround them, and to pull their lives back together.

Earlier that evening, Remus kissed Sirius on a drunken dare. And it didn't mean anything at all. Nope. Nothing at all.

Meet Draco Malfoy--a teenage Slytherin who is certain he would have``all the answers if he could:````a. lose 15 pounds``b. win the Quidditch Cup``c. win the House Cup````Draco Malfoy's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, tongue-in-cheek daily``chronicle of Draco's permanent, doomed quest for self-improvement--a school year in which he resolves to: beat Potter at Quidditch, beat Granger at O.W.L.s, and beat Weasley at everything.

Hermione wants to go in costume to the Halloween Feast, but she wants the costumes to be spectacular. She hits upon an idea--seven students go as the seven deadly sins. It seems to go well, until a spell goes wrong and mayhem ensues. Can Ron contain any more anger? Can Parvati contain her own love for herself? And what about Draco's new lustful urges for just about everyone?

This is a fic about the Marauders 5th year. I have decided to pretend that Peter and Voldie don't exist, since I don't like killing people off (Peter) and I can't write the sadness that comes w/ Voldie.

In a script-like fic, Alex Trebec hosts Harry, Ron, and Malfoy in a difficult journey.

Harry's become the Chocolate Zombie. Ron's writing bad love poetry. ``So's Hermione, but hers is marginally better. Malfoy the Hot, Sexy Slytherin is ``running around rampant. Authors are arguing in the air. The evil Nazi children ``are scheming to take over the world. Ah, sweet normalcy. ^_^

Ron Weasley has been looking forward to his fishing trip with Harry for months. For reasons unknown, Harry has asked Luna to tag along with them, and Ron gets more than he could have possibly bargained for....

George offers Ron some advice.

According to tradition, there are always fairy godmothers to make sure that living nightmares become dreams and to see that the princess gets her prince - soft-hearted old women with a fondness for pumpkins - so Severus says: why him?

Tired of all those 5th year fan fics that seem to be cut from the same robe? All those worn out, over used plot lines for Harry's Fifth Year getting you down? Are you ready for something new, something original, something that has never been written before in all of Harry Potter Fandom?! WELL THEN, don't read this fic. However, if you're the kind of person that can laugh at yourself, than have I got a Fic for you. Enter here, and you'll find...well, just enter and you'll find out. A parody of Harry Potter's Fifth Year and the ever omniscient and unseen Order of the Phoenix (well, at least until June 21st) which I probably enjoyed writing more than you'll enjoy reading. Go on, just try and prove me wrong!

“Dear Mr. Potter, ``It has come to our attention that recently your reputation has taken a slight fall. We have had an idea that could reverse this unfortunate problem. We would like to sponsor a contest where a lucky, young witch wins a chance to go on a date with you! This would greatly improve your approval rating with the public. Please send an owl back with your response. ``Thank you very much, ``Mervalyn Skower, spokeswitch for Mrs. Skower’s Magical Mess Remover.”

After a hardy Quidditch try-out, Angelina overhears an interesting conversation from the locker room. Just who is it out there and why are they bloody screaming?

Draco and Hermione each take a much needed vacation. Too bad they end up on the same crowded beach during a heatwave!

Based on a piece of fanart by Anneth Lagamo with the following caption: Two Aurors run into an old friend at Florean Fortescue's. Oneshot.

Harry receives a mysterious x-mas gift that threatens to snatch away his happy existence. H/Hr.

Harry buys a Play-Wizard magazine, but when he tries to enjoy it, he keeps getting interrupted! Will he ever get to read his magazine?

Albus thinks that Severus is having trouble adjusting after the end of the war. He suggests the Potions Master sees a therapist. Too bad she's a complete nutjob.

Sequel to "A Touch of Pink". It is one month after the pink nightgown incident. Ron Weasley anticipates new girlfriend Hermione's arrival at the Burrow, and also ponders the complexities of wearing men's cologne.

What happens when a Muggle stumbles upon Hogwarts grounds? What if her arriving there was no accident?

Chaos ensues when the twins convince Harry and Ron to test one of their joke products. After taking the potion, the two boys experience a strange inability to keep their mouths shut. Hermione and Ginny note this development with no small amount of humor, but in the end, the boys get their revenge.

Severus Snape is in his fifth year at Hogwarts, where James Potter routinely makes his life miserable. With the help of his friend, Zabini, Severus develops a scheme for revenge--but it may not be as perfect as he thought.

It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, and he needs to take an extra class to improve his average. The Muggle studies professor thinks that muggle pen friends will be just the thing to help the students learn about the muggle world!

You must be familiar with the concept: sneaking late at night, Harry and Draco trapped in Snape's Potions closet... but this snoglet has a little twist that's uniquely its own.

A hilariously convoluted and contrived series of events leads to meticulously described goings on in broom closets and other uncomfortable and/or exposed areas of the school. No one’s worried about Professor Flitwick disturbing the oral sex, and its ok, cause that never happens! (All brains to be left at the door, please)

Harry goes through his last year in Hogwarts contemplating about girls, Voldemort, and hormones. Shows the angst and eagerness of a teenager torn apart in the last stages of his school year. A tribute to those poor Muggles who only have pills and condoms for contraceptives.

While meeting before work, Ron, Harry, and Hermione discover that their least favourite reporter has posted a new article.

Set on the eve of the Trio's sixth year. Stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place for what seems to be an eternity, the adults of the Order find themselves disputing Hermione Granger's seemingly fickle love life and the respective places of Ron Weasley and Harry Potter within it.

What happens when Dumbledore gets sick of Harry taking too long to kill Voldie? He turns hippie. Not only that. DARK hippie. Yes, you heard it right. He's going to use Harry to kill Voldie and become the new baddie himself. And he's transformed all of the staff into peace-loving fools. Oh, the horror!

Viktor's on "furlough" from the Order; he and Hermione engage in a bit of the old nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Or at least, they try to. Problem is, Harry and Ron are particularly dense about reading between the lines and figuring out what all the nudging and winking mean. Viktor and Hermione are simply trying to catch some time alone, and frankly, subtlety is getting them nowhere. But the two of them are nothing if not clever and resourceful! Featuring a very knowing Neville, a slightly strangled Ginny, an extremely naive Harry and Ron, and a very randy (but still very levelheaded) Viktor and Hermione. Rated R for severe comic naughtiness and wicked innuendo. We all knew there was something missing from the Hogwarts curriculum.

Everyone staying at the Burrow is out and about, and Harry and Ron are home alone. Pathetically cute, (if you like boys in dresses), fluffy and sweet.

Why hasn't Harry ever had a steady girlfriend? Lavender's got a good idea why. Once Harry's got a push in the right direction, he realizes that maybe Draco doesn't look so much like a ferret after all. Actually, he's kind of hot...Slashy, fluffy, and (hopefully) funny!

Teenagers often don't tell anyone around them what is going on in their crazy minds, but they often write them down on paper to express what is wrong with them. Dumbledore has an idea to fix the problem. Why not send the entries to each other? You will see what happens in this story of James and Lily.

Just how did Viktor Krum ask Hermione to the Yule Ball? This fic explains everything, and find out exactly why it was a huge mistake.

A vial of an unknown substance prompts Daniel to journey to London for a *proper* lab. An angry Severus Snape joins him, determined to prove Daniel's obsession with the 'facts' of science wrong.

Obviously, plot bunnies exist. But how much do you know about them? This ficlet attempts to explore the natural history of plot bunnies and how they have affected literature.

Oliver Wood is obsessed with Quidditch. Really obsessed with Quidditch. (Cedric Diggory/Oliver Wood slash)

The war has ended and they are back at Hogwarts to finish their last year. Harry is surprised to find Draco Malfoy amongst them. More surprises to come when Harry accidentally walks in on Draco in the prefects' bathroom.

What really happened in HBP. Lots of DracoObsessed!Harry, MarySue!Ginny and Dumbledore's bling bling.

Suddenly notice that you have a werewolf in the house? Who ya gonna call?

'How did he get in?' When Sirius Black breaks into Hogwarts for the first time, the students are exiled to the Great Hall and purple sleeping bags. Amongst them Luna Lovegood, who is quickly formulating her own theories...

Lily Evans is excited about being Head Girl. Only one``problem, James Potter is Head Boy. How will Lily react to this``unpleasant surprise? What plans has James got up his sleeve? Can Sirius``date six girls at once?

It's Bill and Fleur's wedding day, and the Burrow is in a state of chaos. The groom is unconscious, Ron's wearing a du-rag, Harry and Ginny are in a dark room with the door closed, and Fred and George are doing a bit of ill-timed market research. Also, we finally get the answer to that age-old question: is Professor Lupin in the closet? Who's catatonic? Who's bald? And what possesses Molly Weasley to do something socially unacceptable (the same infraction for which she's forever scolding her children)? Written for "A Very Random Comedy Challenge" on FAP, posted by Write Away the Pain.

Written in response to the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 10 Pages or Less challenge!

Give two teenage boys some broomsticks and a jar of oil and you have a ficlet on your hands. Beware a silliness epidemic. H/D slash.

War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry dreads facing his recent ex in battle. Terror of Voldemort’s new right-hand man is everywhere, but Harry’s coping skills in particular could use some work. Featuring evil!Draco, snarky!Ron, clueless!Harry, drunk!Sirius, and Hermione standing around looking knowledgeable. Draco wears leather, but possibly not the garment you suspect. H/D slash, Firenze/Trelawney ;)

At the beginning of Harry’s fifth year, Hedwig and Pig share some unexpected moments. Contains letters, trips to Hogsmede, late night hunting, cuddling, Hermes, and Darwinge, Draco’s eagle owl!

Confused Muggles at Hogwarts, young wizards waiting to get their ``letters…the magical world as we know it is in jeopardy when Hogwarts’ magical ``quill goes defective and takes note of all the wrong children born in Great Britain. ``Meanwhile, 11-year old Harry Potter's dull and depressing life continues at Stonewall ``High, where he encounters an oozing, undistinguishable mass of gray-uniformed ``students, trigonometry, and the snobbish girls of the neighboring Maris Academy ``for Girls, not to mention 11-year-old Hermione Granger.....Will they receive their ``letters and discover their magical destinies before Lord Voldemort snatches the ``Philosopher’s Stone ? Dunno, I haven’t written that much yet.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are getting married. Yes, married. Unfortunately, last minute cancellations land them in the hands of Father Zacharias Smith, jaded and cynical with a dose of priesthood. Enter Blaise Zabini, an angry and vengeful ex-boyfriend, Matrimony Mueller, a shallow flower girl, Hermione Granger, overworked and underpaid Ministry secretary, Justin Finch-Fletchley, rabid Witch Weekly Fashion Guru and reporter and Severus Snape, oily godfather. ````Wedding, what wedding?

Harry's a drunkard whose once-popular wizard television series, "The Potter Hour," is being cancelled due to poor ratings. What's a messed-up guy to do?

One day the Dream Team are at Ron's house bored out of their minds. When Hermione comes up with an idea to read a book called The Hobbit, the three of them discover how a book written by a Muggle author can entertain them and do more...much more.

Molly Weasley takes Ron and Ginny to St. Mungo’s to be inoculated, and all hell breaks loose.

This is the story of James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's first week of Hogwarts. How did they meet? How did they become friends? Who was the first one to get detention? Why wasn't Frank a Marauder? All these questions and more answered in this tale of arrogant but nervous, funny and witty eleven-year-olds. Also includes throwing candy, detention in the trophy room, a Sorting Hat song, and a bet about McGonagall.

Remus and Tonks are finally getting married. Things are bound to get interesting, and you're invited!

What happens when a fed-up house elf decides to teach Draco a lesson? Draco and Ron find out what it's like to be each other, that's what! A ferocious lawn gnome and much more.

When Hermione's talked into participating in a kissing booth, she gets a kiss she didn't expect, from the person she least expected to be interested in her. One-shot. H/Hr, with a small amount of D/G.

'I don't care what you say, Moony, I think you look wonderful in pink.' MWPP time period.

George tells his young daughter about how he met Hermione, fell in love and lived happily ever after. Snogging, funny dreams, and Weasley humor galore. (Song fic)

Draco Malfoy moves in next door to his old Hogwarts classmate, Hermione Granger. As old memories surface, a platonic friendship soon begins. Draco soon finds himself protecting Miss Granger from the darker aspects of wizarding city life. Mix in Narcissa Malfoy, Crookshanks, and cigarettes, and you’ll soon find yourself lost in the world of Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard with a Harry Potter twist! Theme song: "Moon River" sung by Hermione Granger.

When Remus Lupin bets Sirius Black that he can have fun with girls without snogging them, Sirius is sceptical. Who'll win the bet?

Hermione interrupts Harry and Draco at a rather inopportune moment. Drama and much whining ensue. I know this has been done before, but I felt the need to try my hand at it, so see what you think.

What happens when life catches up with you? In their last year at Hogwarts, Draco, along with Harry, Ron, and Hermione all have to start questioning who they are and where they want to go from there. -Budding Romances, Flaming Colin, and stolen underpants combine to create: THE FICKLE DIARY-

This is set during the holidays at the end of Harry & Hermione’s sixth year.``\\

What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out.

A completely pointless sequel to the Hospital Wing and the Astronomy Tower and its sequel. This here sequel is about underpants and house elves. Oh, and Blaise and Ron and Lord Lucius and Terry Boot and Sirius and Ginny and Draco and Harry(?) and Hermione and her stupid campains and I think we'll throw in Neville's granny too and... well, it's a sequel! It's full of all that sequelly goodness, so if you read the first two, you might want to read this one... (and it makes less sense than the sequel prior to this!)

It's been seventy years since our favorite trio were students at Hogwarts! Come and look in on them now, at HAPPY WIZARDS! Featuring Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny as well as two of the strangest (and disturbing) SHIPs I've ever thought of!

Voldemort manages to get into Hogwarts one evening, and finds Harry alone. But just because they want to kill each other, that's no reason to be uncivilised... Mild spoiler for HBP.

Hermione likes Ron, but he asks Lavender to the Ball, so she and Seamus pretend to go out to make them jealous! And there's a bit of Goyle too...

A cross between 'Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)' by The Ramones, and 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'. A married Draco and Ginny have a little argument on Christmas Eve over Draco dressing up as Santa to surprise their daughter.

It's Ginny's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry's seventh. On the last day of the term, Ginny starts to doubt Harry's faith in her, and vice versa. Will their relationship fall apart when neither of them want it to? Features password yearbooks, a boy disscusion room, the type of really stupid best friend that always makes you laugh, best friends that should be helping you but really aren't (and it's not their fault) and Harry surprises all! H/G, R/H, D/P Colin/OC. Songfic to 'For Just a Little While'

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, Easter, and, especially, April Fool's Day, MWPP always have something planned...

Hermione’s year is off to a rough start. Her two best friends have hormonal overload, harassment from Draco has reached a new level, and then there are those recurring nightmares featuring a black-haired boy named Potter... and it’s NOT Harry.

How a little pink nightgown causes a whole lot of trouble for Ron Weasley.

A new danger threatens Harry. Is it Voldemort? Dementors? Dragons? Death Eaters? No! It is the horror that is Mary-sue! Will Harry survive this new threat?

Hey! I did it in just 10 minutes, I hope you like it! Its about Harry pissed off because his friends forgot something... read it!!! I need a fanart artist... there's more information at the end of the page. It's in honour for 2002's day!!!

Draco gets the shock of his life! Involves plently of gratuitous name dropping and panty dropping! Jimmy Choos and snogs galore!

The holidays have come to Grimmauld Place and the Weasley twins have decided to add some extra festive cheer. Tonks, with her usual grace and luck, stumbles into the path of their merrymaking and who helps her out of her predicament? None other than our favorite werewolf. Written for the HP Kris Kringle Secret Santa Exchange.

Everyone knows what it's like to want something that someone else has. Leandra knows the feeling all too well. Her best friend, Ginny Weasley, seems to have everything - looks, a body, nice hair, and a hot boyfriend. It's not enough that Ginny's gorgeous, she also has claim to the most eligible guy in Hogwarts! In all of Lea's misery, she doesn't stop to realize that there's someone out there for her, too. A story about friendship, love, and finding out how to accept yourself.

Ginny's dating Draco and Ron's freaking out``Harry can't see what the fuss is about``Ginny's in love, and Draco is cool``Pandemonium is ruling the school``Hermione's still clever; Ron's making a mess``His ridiculous plots lack a certain finesse``Ginny is sassy; Draco is hot --``Read it while you can, it's just a one-shot

Harry and Ron get stoned... and naked.

This is the diary of Severus Snape. Proceed with extreme caution. By the way, I got the idea from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries of The Lord of The Rings.

Luna's PoV, OotP. Who's she crushing on? What IS that spell to turn your enemies ears into kumquats? Most importantly - WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Here's Loony Lovegood's story.