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Just because someone tells a lie doesn't mean that it stays that way. A Harry/Hermione romance fic that takes place in sixth year.

Harry loses a bet. He's an exceptionally good sport about paying the penalty.

Draco's been having strange dreams as of late. Putting his keen and penetrating mind to the task, he discovers the pattern of the same mystery girl in his dreams. Determined to reclaim the sleep that was once lost, he sets out to find her. D/G

Hermione suffers from a broken heart, via Ron. Harry is in reclusive hiding in Arkansas, Fred and George are running amok with WWW?!?! Is there anyone who can stop the madness. Why, of course, its the dashing, the heroic, the totaly to die for... Neville Longbottom! Hold on... NEVILLE? Laughs, tears and romance ensue as Hermione tries to pick up the pieces of a broken heart.

The HP characters - including Voldemort - are involved in a dating game show. Chaos ensues.

There's no problem too big for Hermione's logic, until she tries to take her love life into her own hands.

The title has the main theme, but what it doesn't say is that in this story, Salazar Slytherin plays storyteller.

After Sirius and James hear that Remus has been picked up by the Muggle police, Sirius finds out the reason why, which is music to his ears. Sirius/Remus.

One snowy Christmas Eve, two rather familiar supernatural beings take a wrong turning in Scotland, and find themselves somewhere unexpected - the Marauders' Hogwarts. They don't believe in wizards, and wizards don't believe in them - but nothing is ever going to keep Crowley from a good party, so long as there's no haggis. (Good Omens/Harry Potter crossover, hints of slash. Only hints, though.)

Seamus, suffering from insomnia, wakes his best friend, Dean Thomas, and brings up a most interesting topic.

Four girls get sucked into HP's world. Their mission: Go back in time and save Sirius Black.``Unfortunately, things go wrong and they, along with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, get swept back in time to Sirius' fifth year... along with our favorite, Draco Malfoy, who ends up in Gryffindor. OH, HORRORS! A must read!

Why is Ginny in the library, alone, on a lovely evening? Why is she agreeing to spend her last Hogsmeade weekend with a pregnant cat? Why is she eating enough chocolate to take care of dementors for miles around? Why did her feet just disappear? Never mind. Whatever, the reason, it is just right.

Written for this prompt: After a drunken one night stand, Minerva tells Tom that she's pregnant. Plans for world domination are derailed somewhat.

All seems normal in Hogwarts until one day, when every girl mysteriously ``falls for Draco Malfoy! The Horror! The Horror! It is up to a Hufflepuff, Sally-Anne, ``to right the wrongs and bring back order. Hormones, silliness, Draco in boxers, ``and a stupid hat, await you.

Damien is a Potter and Trinity is a Malfoy. Classic Romeo and Juliet complex, right? Wrong. Written for the "Future Kids" challenge on Porktkey.

There is much anticipation leading up to Halloween at Hogwarts, which is always quite the experience. The Marauders are about to find out just what kind of experience it is. Warnings: Slash.

Finally, the moment we have all been waiting for... Truth or Dare the sequel!!! The boys can finally come back down from the dorm! Dean freaks out. McGonagall comes to play and Dumbledore does something...

Tom is a git, Ginny is insane, Hermione is a Know-It-All, Ron is a bas****, Harry is an oblivious idiot, and Draco is sarcastic. Everything you could ever need or want in a fan-fiction.

AU. Slash RL/KS and SS/SB. Pre-Moonal and Pre-Menstrual Syndromes - which is worse? Harry truly has a hard time deciding when he finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place with Snape, Sirius, Remus, Kingsley, Ron, and Hermione. To make it really difficult, both Hermione and Remus are getting extremely cranky, because it’s that time of the month. Disappointed about the treatment they get from the other people, the werewolf and the girl plan a revenge list...

Towels, boxers, hidden kisses...Getting caught means trouble, almost getting caught is torture! H/G, lots of fluff, said torture and comprimising situations!

The entire Order of the Phoenix (inc.) eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

Draco Malfoy leads a content life as an Auror until one day his partner, Marcus Flint, is killed. Of course the enraged former Slytherin vows to find the murderer, but there is one catch: the only witness is Ginny Weasley, whose curiosity tangles her up in the mystery as well as the life of the reluctant Draco.

Harry receives a strange letter from a girl in America. Poor Harry is a Prefect now and has to deal with Voldemort trying to making his life a living heck. Humor, Action, Flying Books, and more people in the cast than most people in their right minds would know what to do with.

Justin and Seamus are dating, but they haven't exactly told Dean...

'Professor' Rosmerta holds a history class all her own on a cold February day in the Three Broomsticks with Ron, Harry, and Hermione in attendance.

Someone wholly unsuspected slips away to help the other side -- or is it only the desire of her own heart she serves? ``Well, who did YOU think it was?

What does it take for James to get a date with Lily to Hogsmeade?

Draco and Hermione find themselves having to decorate Slytherin Dungeons for the upcoming Christmas day… Will they survive the task?

Sirius wakes up on a normal day with a normal hangover and goes through his normal routine until the blasted doorbell rings with a very unexpected visitor.

A short yarn spun off of \\

Harry's celebrating his fifth birthday the same as always. A gift from Hagrid, Ron, Hermoine, and a letter from Sirius. It's an Average Birthday as usual ... and we all know what that means. What's going on behind the scenes this year at Hogwarts? If you think we're gonna tell you in the summary, you're a march hare. We've got Sirius, Dumbledore, and the whole cast here backing our story, complete with a new Dark Arts teacher (you expected otherwise?) and some new students ... even Hogwart's first ever exchange students! With Voldemort's return, the countryside is in turmoil, running rampant with reports of missing persons and even a few panicky whispers about sightings of Dark Marks ... I'm running out of breath ... Just read it now!

What does it take for a transfer to get by at Hogwarts? Is it enough to have a funny accent, a technicolor familiar, and detailed instructions from your grandmother on everything? A look at Hogwarts during PoA for a fifth-year ``transfer. WARNING: There will be little to no Harry Potter involvement in this ``fic. It really is all about the Slytherins, with the occasional Weasley.

The kids are eighteen and single. Being famous, they make plenty of television appearances on Wizard Digital. Gilderoy Lockhart is the host of The Dating Game, and Hermione is today's contestant. When one of the bachelors can't make it, Harry is dragged into the show. This proves that you should never talk someone into a competition.

It's Christmas time once more at Malfoy Manor and Draco explains how Hermione went crazy and that he's drowning in decorations.

Draco does not fancy his new flat mate. He can barely tolerate him. Featuring nudity, Latin dancing, Christmas parties and a love-sick Snape! Draco/Harry (with some Hermione/Blaise)

Twenty-two-year-old Hermione Potter is bored. She's ready to pass out from the boredom when, low and behold, her husband returns home. So . . . let's just say Gryffindor's Valedictorian finds ways to cure herself from boredom. Unfortunately, their daughter comes home early. For the Pumpkineers at SCUSA! Mushiness abound, along with some humor and some good ol' . . . smooching.

The Ladies Man...Draco Malfoy...answers ALL da romantice queires on his show. He can tell you how to hook up with a fine bus station skank and do the Alabama Crabdangle--yeah, dis is freaky. And so is The Ladies Man. ``He also enjoys dramatic interpetations, especially of the "relationship" between a certain Professor and Student. Yeah, dats right.

MWPP make a bet with the Slytherins over who will win the House Chamionship. The stakes are high, and as each house gets more determined, rules and morals are discarded completely...

Severus and Hermione, at one another's throats. Preferably going somewhere.

A fluke over the winter holiday leaves Remus Lupin in a very bad mood indeed, and it's up to Snape to track him down, with a little hidden help from a big black dog... set during PoA.

Ever why Ginny didn't throw a fit when Draco kissed her at the end of 'Sleeping To Dream'? Documents Ginny as Draco makes his way through the girls of Gryffindor in search of his 'dream girl'. Loosely based on Franz Ferdinand's 'This Fire'. Sequel to 'Sleeping To Dream'. D/G

What happens when the students take a matchmaker test? Why, the school goes mad of course!

Lily tutors James in Astronomy. Leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy.

Fred and George, George and Fred. The marvellous pranksters would like to offer you a Canary Cream.

Christina is fresh, excited and above all innocent. She believes that there's something good inside every one of us. That's until she joins a babysitting agency and agrees to look after a certain pair of Weasley toddlers.

Draco Malfoy's thoughts on his relationship with Harry Potter. Slash.

Get drunk in a bar. Wake up next to a stranger. But what if he isn't a stranger? And what if it's more than once?

A short fic detailing what our favourite characters do when not in use. Please forgive me for the unoriginal title.

Ronald is having a problem! He's thinking riddikulus things about a certain girl...or maybe the thoughts aren't that ridiculous!

Sirius and Remus while away the hours at Grimmauld Place. Sirius drinks and broods; Remus reads and eats chocolate. Tonks arrives every evening and breaks up the monotony.... Until one night, between the tea cart and the door, she manages to send the routine entirely out the window. This is the touching and heart-warming story of one musty old parlor's adventures in stolen underpants, truly horrendous werewolf pickup lines, and firewhiskey for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between.

A short semi-fluffy fic about Draco proposing marriage to Hermione.

Er, revenge of the Hufflepuffs. Rated PG-13 for some language unsuitable for badgers.

The interviews continue... This time Willow von Weasel herself is interviewing none other than Lucius Malfoy. It seems they have something in common...

Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart or be just what he needed to mend.

Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.

From zed’s ANALogy and TOPology Potterverse. Harry and Draco spent some quality time together in a disused equipment storeroom with disastrous results. Will Harry be able to save the day yet again, and live up to his boast: "Don’t worry. I will be."? Featuring Delinquent!Harry and Smug!Draco, sarcastic classmates and the dreaded best-friend-from-Hell, ItchyFist!Ron.

An interior monologue courtesy of everyone's favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort's thoughts as he faces Harry for the last time.

THE RECIPE FOR DISASTER``49 packets of Cheesy Nibbles, 15 kegs of Butterbeer, 2 crates of Firespirits, 45 twenty-something magic folks. (For best results include a squeeze of Werewolf, a pinch of rat, a plastered brace of hosts, and for that sharp tang - one socially inept, mentally unstable DeathEater.)``**To aid mixing, be sure to add a dash of Sirius Black: Cocktail Mixer Extraordinaire.``Instructions: Put folks together in a small cottage in a remote village in Wales. Add all alcohol, and leave to marinade for the evening in own juices. Then stand well back.

"If there was one thing that lowered him to the use of baser instincts it was the sight of Potter..." (H/D, Slash)

After a chance meeting with a girl named Jenny, Harry is determined to find her. But it seems like she does not live within the area, or does she? Ron thinks he's stupid, Hermione says he should move on. But, Harry just can't seem to let Jenny go. Should he?

Thirteen-year-old Remus discovers that certain elements of his education have been sorely lacking.

This fic is nothin more or less than a simple parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In this chapter, Harry finds a "noble steed," and "knights" some of his friends. But what hiss happen next? (Dramatic music plays in the background.)

Hermione is pregnant and is struggling with her looks. She thinks she is taller laying down.

After Ron ruins a yellow cake with chocolate icing, Hermione gets upset. To cheer her up, Draco begins a cake fight. ^.^

Draco watches Harry. He thinks he isn't noticed, but eventually, all will be revealed in the dungeons, much to the horror of both Snape and Ron, and the giggling amusement of Hermione.

What happens when the wizards and witches of Hogwarts dress as Muggles for Halloween? Well, Draco gets the wrong outfit, Ron gets too into his character, and Harry has some handcuffs.

Voldemort has united the Death Eaters with the mighty Neville Longbottom in an attempt to force the Ministry to legalize Marijuana. Meanwhile, Draco and Hermione are arrested and Snape is the victim of some good one-liners. Features many high characters, beanbag chairs, bitchy policewomen, and Lucius reminiscing about good times. Ahh, good times.

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince." A spoof of Deathly Hallows. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, Hermione is hot. What more needs to be said?

An answer to the question, "Would Ron ever get irritated at all those overdue notices he's getting from Hermione 'borrowing' his library card?"

Life’s not peachy when you’re obsessed with hair… How does Lavender cope with Potions homework, Slytherin-induced humiliation and an always-grumpy-in-the-mornings Parvati while still finding time to set up Ron and Hermione? Be warned, there is soggy fluff – it got drenched in the pumpkin juice. (Eventual LB/DT.)

Written for the Portkey 7 'fore 7 challenge, theme #1. James finds a certain muggle... innovation lying around the common room and has difficulty identifying it. Lucky for him, everyone seems willing to help.

Dudley goes to Smeltings, and learns what there is to gain in life. Features the Hog Squad, irony, hot girls, pointy sticks, and the ever-interesting Piers Polkiss' philosophies of life.

Lily and James on their wedding day. This is what they want, right? A short fic about the confused thoughts flying through two young lovers' heads on their wedding day.

Great scientific discoveries are made serendipitously. Wands make their presence felt. If you are claustrophobic, do not read this.

You thought that you had seen the last of Draco Malfoya, aka Malfoya the Tree, but no. He's back, and he's holding auditions for his musical, Ten Sickle Hooker! And of course, as usual, our favorite trio gets mixed up in all the madness! Musical mania is finally sweeping Hogwarts. Sequel to Harry Potter and Hermione's Insatiable Appetite

At the battered age of thirteen, Remus Lupin is accepted to Hogwarts with the arrival of a new Headmaster. His miserable street life is about to change, for better and worse, as everything he once knew is torn away. This is his tale of coping with lycanthropy, prejudice, a hectic family life, and of course, the Marauders. Remus Lupin will never be the same...

COMPLETE. Have you ever wondered who jinxed the DADA position? Contains a challenge. Please, please review!!

An old family secret, old family friends, and new snogs galore. Rated R for later chapters, this one isn't bad at all.

Earlier that evening, Remus kissed Sirius on a drunken dare. And it didn't mean anything at all. Nope. Nothing at all.

The Sequel to Prosapia Aenigmatis - The Family Riddle. This story takes place during the summer holidays. Quinn Finnigan and Aislinn Macnair are spending the summer together, but their friendship is causing tension with everyone else they know. The Weasley twins open a joke shop, Aislinn dyes her hair, lots of snogging occurs - some expected, some not, and Quinn plots to kill Fred for various reasons. Voldemort is planning to find something which will help him regain his full power and immortality. No one is prepared for his actions, and a tragic death tears apart both of the girls' lives. With September 1st quickly approaching they try desperately to fight the evils that surround them, and to pull their lives back together.

This is a fic about the Marauders 5th year. I have decided to pretend that Peter and Voldie don't exist, since I don't like killing people off (Peter) and I can't write the sadness that comes w/ Voldie.

Hermione wants to go in costume to the Halloween Feast, but she wants the costumes to be spectacular. She hits upon an idea--seven students go as the seven deadly sins. It seems to go well, until a spell goes wrong and mayhem ensues. Can Ron contain any more anger? Can Parvati contain her own love for herself? And what about Draco's new lustful urges for just about everyone?

Meet Draco Malfoy--a teenage Slytherin who is certain he would have``all the answers if he could:````a. lose 15 pounds``b. win the Quidditch Cup``c. win the House Cup````Draco Malfoy's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, tongue-in-cheek daily``chronicle of Draco's permanent, doomed quest for self-improvement--a school year in which he resolves to: beat Potter at Quidditch, beat Granger at O.W.L.s, and beat Weasley at everything.

In a script-like fic, Alex Trebec hosts Harry, Ron, and Malfoy in a difficult journey.

Ron Weasley has been looking forward to his fishing trip with Harry for months. For reasons unknown, Harry has asked Luna to tag along with them, and Ron gets more than he could have possibly bargained for....

Harry's become the Chocolate Zombie. Ron's writing bad love poetry. ``So's Hermione, but hers is marginally better. Malfoy the Hot, Sexy Slytherin is ``running around rampant. Authors are arguing in the air. The evil Nazi children ``are scheming to take over the world. Ah, sweet normalcy. ^_^

According to tradition, there are always fairy godmothers to make sure that living nightmares become dreams and to see that the princess gets her prince - soft-hearted old women with a fondness for pumpkins - so Severus says: why him?

Tired of all those 5th year fan fics that seem to be cut from the same robe? All those worn out, over used plot lines for Harry's Fifth Year getting you down? Are you ready for something new, something original, something that has never been written before in all of Harry Potter Fandom?! WELL THEN, don't read this fic. However, if you're the kind of person that can laugh at yourself, than have I got a Fic for you. Enter here, and you'll find...well, just enter and you'll find out. A parody of Harry Potter's Fifth Year and the ever omniscient and unseen Order of the Phoenix (well, at least until June 21st) which I probably enjoyed writing more than you'll enjoy reading. Go on, just try and prove me wrong!

George offers Ron some advice.

“Dear Mr. Potter, ``It has come to our attention that recently your reputation has taken a slight fall. We have had an idea that could reverse this unfortunate problem. We would like to sponsor a contest where a lucky, young witch wins a chance to go on a date with you! This would greatly improve your approval rating with the public. Please send an owl back with your response. ``Thank you very much, ``Mervalyn Skower, spokeswitch for Mrs. Skower’s Magical Mess Remover.”

After a hardy Quidditch try-out, Angelina overhears an interesting conversation from the locker room. Just who is it out there and why are they bloody screaming?

Draco and Hermione each take a much needed vacation. Too bad they end up on the same crowded beach during a heatwave!

Harry receives a mysterious x-mas gift that threatens to snatch away his happy existence. H/Hr.

Harry buys a Play-Wizard magazine, but when he tries to enjoy it, he keeps getting interrupted! Will he ever get to read his magazine?

Based on a piece of fanart by Anneth Lagamo with the following caption: Two Aurors run into an old friend at Florean Fortescue's. Oneshot.

Albus thinks that Severus is having trouble adjusting after the end of the war. He suggests the Potions Master sees a therapist. Too bad she's a complete nutjob.

Sequel to "A Touch of Pink". It is one month after the pink nightgown incident. Ron Weasley anticipates new girlfriend Hermione's arrival at the Burrow, and also ponders the complexities of wearing men's cologne.

What happens when a Muggle stumbles upon Hogwarts grounds? What if her arriving there was no accident?

Chaos ensues when the twins convince Harry and Ron to test one of their joke products. After taking the potion, the two boys experience a strange inability to keep their mouths shut. Hermione and Ginny note this development with no small amount of humor, but in the end, the boys get their revenge.

It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, and he needs to take an extra class to improve his average. The Muggle studies professor thinks that muggle pen friends will be just the thing to help the students learn about the muggle world!