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Fred Fluff by Aurora
04/07/2003

An adorable piece of Fred/Angelina fluff.

Words: 959
Chapters: 1
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Hermione's asked Harry and Ron to study with her in the library - on a Hogsmeade weekend! While in the library, Harry overhears Draco telling Crabbe and Goyle that he's going to knock Hermione, Harry, and Ron unconscious. Harry, Ron and Hermione end up fighting Malfoy and winning, and they decide to do a pretty embarrassing thing to now unconscious Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Malfoy gets asked out by Dean Thomas, Luna dances on Hermione's head, Malfoy insults Ron, and Ron eats waffles, all in this crazy story.

Words: 3,242
Chapters: 1
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Draco learns the worth of Potions when one of his "extra-credit assignments" goes wrong. Slash; D/D.

Words: 1,686
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,452

At long last, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are getting married. Friends and familiy are gathering at the Burrow for the celebration. Of course the wedding doesn't go off without a hitch. It comes complete with secret rendezvous, a surprise proposal, an impromptu serenade and a heated confrontation between two long-standing enemies. Not to mention one lovestruck chicken.

Words: 4,078
Chapters: 1
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Curses! by Riventhorn
12/14/2006

Harry and Draco accidentally cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge.

Words: 6,012
Chapters: 1
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"Potter, watch where you're going!" ``"Me? I'm not the one who just ran into somebody!" ``"Yes you are, you oaf, you ran into me!" ``How did the two lovebirds get together when they hate each other? Good question....

Words: 6,636
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,451
I am NOT gay! by Chic
08/10/2003

Why is it whenever someone hears the name 'Seamus Finnigan', the first thing they come up with is, "Oh, he's gay, isn't he?" Has anyone EVER considered the idea that I might be heterosexual? (*Seamus is fed up with everyone. He's out to prove to fanfic authors and classmates alike that he is NOT gay! One-shot, humor, and slashyness have been used in the making of this fic.

Words: 608
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,450

It’s not easy to become a Beater. But Fred and George tried it! If they were successful on the first try or not, is the big question...

Words: 2,704
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,447
Men In Black by Fyre
01/09/2003

A new MiB agent? With a snake-cane? And long hair? And a British accent? What devilry is this? Agent J has a sneaking suspicion about the fellow. Could he be bad? Can we say "DUH???"

Words: 667
Chapters: 1
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The Diamond of Light - a magical stone that contained immense power. If it fell into the wrong hands, then it would be the end of the world. Now Voldemort wanted to get hold of the Diamond and release the power within, in order to take over the world. Harry dreamed about it and wanted to stop it from happening. The only method to achieve this was to find the User of the Diamond of Light before Voldemort could lay his fingers on it. However, it was the stone that chose the User... Finding the User of the Diamond would be an extremely difficult task. Could Harry, along with his loyal friends, succeed in finishing this task??

Words: 6,336
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,445
The Rainy Day by PaGi
08/04/2002

It's a rainy day at Hogwarts, and the Marauders have nothing to do, so they decide to do something about it. Will they get caught, or will they make it out alive?

Words: 2,362
Chapters: 2
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It's Harry, Ron, and Hermione's final and seventh year of Hogwarts. The trio's hopes for a peaceful year are dashed when the new headmaster is announced: Gilderoy Lockhart! When Lockhart's mission to bring love to the wizarding world at Hogwarts with the help of his enthusiastic if not eye-pleasing partner gnome-turned-Cupid Wubi spectacularly backfires, it's up to Hermione and Sirius (returned from the Veil) to save the day. The problem: Under the influence of magically tainted arrows and a few drinks, Ron discovers he is madly in love with Lockhart, while Draco discovers his deep infatuation with Hermione. Meanwhile, Harry has the disturbing sensation that he is being stalked...

Words: 1,670
Chapters: 2
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Ginny has no one to ask to the End of the Year Ball, and Neville seems to be the only option left. But Neville's response isn't what Ginny expected, and the reason why is no one ever would have guessed. (one-shot)

Words: 650
Chapters: 1
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Er...this is a mostly pointless and semi-funny story. Harry is discovered to have the five o'clock shadow but, being an immature boy of seventeen, has no idea what that is. With a little help from Hermione, he learns to control and fix this problem.

Words: 4,508
Chapters: 3
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You can fall from a star,``You can fall from a tree.``But the best way to fall,``Is in love with me.

Words: 1,490
Chapters: 1
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It's the Marauders' last Christmas together, and they're taking a stroll down Memory Lane. They uncover the drama, romance, and humor (well...mostly humor...) of their seven unforgettable years at Hogwarts.

Words: 6,380
Chapters: 2
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Fred and George Weasley wanted to create havoc at Hogwarts, even though they already left. Four innocent students want cash, thrills, and vengeance. What do you get when you add them together? This fic.

Words: 4,613
Chapters: 4
Hits: 1,441
Severus by Caemlyn
01/16/2005

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SEVERUS! In order to obtain top performance from your Potions master, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Words: 2,099
Chapters: 1
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Stan is BAAAAAACK!!!! Now, four years after WMLG, Stan's father is dying. Find out how Adam's ear's changed everything! See new man (almost)!Stan! Sequel to Where's My Little Girl *hint* Stan's dad is NOT a big part of the plot....

Words: 2,560
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,438

Harry meets Salazar, Draco meets Godric, major irony (think Pet Shop Boys/Peeved!Patrician) ensues.

Words: 1,981
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,437
Blush by CassieHill
04/24/2004

Harry is woken up by the voice of Draco Malfoy screaming from the washroom of the head boy dorm. Being the perfect boyfriend, he rolls over and goes back to sleep. Something, however, is obviously wrong with Draco, and Harry will be getting no more sleep.

Words: 1,747
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,436

Ron shows up at Harry’s house to be greeted at the door by Draco. Draco in fishnets and leather.

Words: 1,886
Chapters: 1
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Harry and Hermione are in love and getting married. But what does Ron think about it?

Words: 1,386
Chapters: 1
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Harry has a penfriend: three guesses who. A fun, funny, nonsensical fic. Read at your own risk.

Words: 3,098
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,433
Knockers by msscribe
06/15/2003

Ginny Weasley has to learn how to put up with a couple of boobs, and we aren’t talking about Harry and Ron.

Words: 3,354
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,432
Blue Moon by FayJay
07/27/2005

Cliche fic, in response to Bonibaru's prompt: 'Trapped with a werewolf on the eve of the full moon and must have sex because a werewolf will not attack its mate.'

Words: 2,151
Chapters: 1
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Everybody has this special place where they aren’t disturbed and ``where they can let their thoughts make somersaults, even our favourite Potions ``Master. But it’s not his laboratory. It’s the restroom. Join Sevi in his possibly ``most private moments…

Words: 745
Chapters: 1
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This is the diary of Alicia Spinnet. Complete with all the heartaches, heartbreaks, triumphs and failures of her and her friends Katie, Angelina, Fred, George and Lee.

Words: 3,901
Chapters: 3
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Levity by pru
08/25/2003

Remus should have known better.

Words: 12,237
Chapters: 1
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Have you ever wondered how Mary Sues are created? It is a horrible process, involving a mystical book. A book called "The Glamoire".

Words: 4,382
Chapters: 4
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Recognizing a growing problem with his homicidal tendancies, Lord Voldemort attends his first Evil Overlords Anonymous meeting.

Words: 1,939
Chapters: 1
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Harry Potter and Siruis Black have played a prank on Harry's girlfriend, Alex, and her best friend, Li. Not only that, but Harry has been playing pranks on Li all week. To get revenge, the girls have come up with the ultimate prank that even a Marauder can't beat. But will it work?

Words: 1,710
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,427
Pictures Never Lie by Maddy
09/13/2003

Harry almost squealed when he came face to face with Remus, who was sitting in his bed, looking sleepy but wearing the very same apologetic expression on his face than the picture-Remus had worn…well, before he started kissing Harry’s dead godfather, anyway. ````“Even in pictures, he never knew how to behave himself…” Remus said, his lips stretching into a grin for a second.``Post OotP. Harry comes to wake Remus up, and makes a startling discovery. Slash.

Words: 1,567
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,426
The Flip of a Coin by Mya
08/08/2004

Voldemort finally has the weapon he needs. Now he's certain to win the war. So what's going to go wrong???

Words: 4,579
Chapters: 8
Hits: 1,425

It's the end of the world as we know it! Voldemort is taking over! Harry and many of his friends, not including Hermione, Ron, or Ginny, have been taken captive. The worst thing? Draco and Snape have been taken captive too! Their capture is punctuated by the return of someone Voldemort used to know...

Words: 7,920
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,425

Due to an accident in Potions class, Neville Longbottom creates a dangerously powerful love potion, and Professor Snape is forced to rid the school of the potion. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about the effects. WARNING: Has been known to cause extreme cases of nasal carbonation, so don't drink anything while reading it. (Pairings: Snape/Pomfrey, Snape/McGonagall, Malfoy/Longbottom, and pretty much the rest of the school at one time or another...)

Words: 6,885
Chapters: 1
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Harry loses a bet. He's an exceptionally good sport about paying the penalty.

Words: 1,131
Chapters: 1
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When sinister Grandmama Livia, the matriarch of the Snape family, decides to hold a Family Gathering at Hogwarts, Severus is understandably perturbed...especially when he discovers she's invited the mysterious, undead Sackville-Snapes. Things go from bad to worse when the trio, plus Neville, put in an appearance. 'Snapes...dozens of them...'

Words: 5,688
Chapters: 2
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Just because someone tells a lie doesn't mean that it stays that way. A Harry/Hermione romance fic that takes place in sixth year.

Words: 1,604
Chapters: 2
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Ginny's Crush by heartbroken
10/20/2003

Ginny has a crush, can you figure out who??? Remember, first impressions are not always right! ``Ginny flirts, but goes over the top and belives she's ruined her chance. Has she???

Words: 4,002
Chapters: 2
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Draco's been having strange dreams as of late. Putting his keen and penetrating mind to the task, he discovers the pattern of the same mystery girl in his dreams. Determined to reclaim the sleep that was once lost, he sets out to find her. D/G

Words: 2,498
Chapters: 1
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Hermione suffers from a broken heart, via Ron. Harry is in reclusive hiding in Arkansas, Fred and George are running amok with WWW?!?! Is there anyone who can stop the madness. Why, of course, its the dashing, the heroic, the totaly to die for... Neville Longbottom! Hold on... NEVILLE? Laughs, tears and romance ensue as Hermione tries to pick up the pieces of a broken heart.

Words: 2,995
Chapters: 1
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The HP characters - including Voldemort - are involved in a dating game show. Chaos ensues.

Words: 4,227
Chapters: 2
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The title has the main theme, but what it doesn't say is that in this story, Salazar Slytherin plays storyteller.

Words: 5,575
Chapters: 1
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There's no problem too big for Hermione's logic, until she tries to take her love life into her own hands.

Words: 787
Chapters: 1
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After Sirius and James hear that Remus has been picked up by the Muggle police, Sirius finds out the reason why, which is music to his ears. Sirius/Remus.

Words: 1,383
Chapters: 1
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Dancing With Angels by Alvira
12/14/2004

One snowy Christmas Eve, two rather familiar supernatural beings take a wrong turning in Scotland, and find themselves somewhere unexpected - the Marauders' Hogwarts. They don't believe in wizards, and wizards don't believe in them - but nothing is ever going to keep Crowley from a good party, so long as there's no haggis. (Good Omens/Harry Potter crossover, hints of slash. Only hints, though.)

Words: 10,052
Chapters: 1
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Seamus, suffering from insomnia, wakes his best friend, Dean Thomas, and brings up a most interesting topic.

Words: 1,223
Chapters: 1
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Four girls get sucked into HP's world. Their mission: Go back in time and save Sirius Black.``Unfortunately, things go wrong and they, along with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, get swept back in time to Sirius' fifth year... along with our favorite, Draco Malfoy, who ends up in Gryffindor. OH, HORRORS! A must read!

Words: 1,222
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,416
Just Right by Sandy Phoenix
06/29/2004

Why is Ginny in the library, alone, on a lovely evening? Why is she agreeing to spend her last Hogsmeade weekend with a pregnant cat? Why is she eating enough chocolate to take care of dementors for miles around? Why did her feet just disappear? Never mind. Whatever, the reason, it is just right.

Words: 2,229
Chapters: 1
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Written for this prompt: After a drunken one night stand, Minerva tells Tom that she's pregnant. Plans for world domination are derailed somewhat.

Words: 2,042
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All seems normal in Hogwarts until one day, when every girl mysteriously ``falls for Draco Malfoy! The Horror! The Horror! It is up to a Hufflepuff, Sally-Anne, ``to right the wrongs and bring back order. Hormones, silliness, Draco in boxers, ``and a stupid hat, await you.

Words: 3,003
Chapters: 1
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Damien and Trinity by Liz R.
02/17/2005

Damien is a Potter and Trinity is a Malfoy. Classic Romeo and Juliet complex, right? Wrong. Written for the "Future Kids" challenge on Porktkey.

Words: 2,155
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,411
Shut Up Tom by Chocolate Muse
01/16/2003

Tom is a git, Ginny is insane, Hermione is a Know-It-All, Ron is a bas****, Harry is an oblivious idiot, and Draco is sarcastic. Everything you could ever need or want in a fan-fiction.

Words: 2,531
Chapters: 2
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Finally, the moment we have all been waiting for... Truth or Dare the sequel!!! The boys can finally come back down from the dorm! Dean freaks out. McGonagall comes to play and Dumbledore does something...

Words: 537
Chapters: 1
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There is much anticipation leading up to Halloween at Hogwarts, which is always quite the experience. The Marauders are about to find out just what kind of experience it is. Warnings: Slash.

Words: 6,016
Chapters: 1
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Revenge I by Draconn Malfoy
07/22/2004

AU. Slash RL/KS and SS/SB. Pre-Moonal and Pre-Menstrual Syndromes - which is worse? Harry truly has a hard time deciding when he finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place with Snape, Sirius, Remus, Kingsley, Ron, and Hermione. To make it really difficult, both Hermione and Remus are getting extremely cranky, because it’s that time of the month. Disappointed about the treatment they get from the other people, the werewolf and the girl plan a revenge list...

Words: 1,753
Chapters: 1
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Towels, boxers, hidden kisses...Getting caught means trouble, almost getting caught is torture! H/G, lots of fluff, said torture and comprimising situations!

Words: 2,008
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Draco Malfoy leads a content life as an Auror until one day his partner, Marcus Flint, is killed. Of course the enraged former Slytherin vows to find the murderer, but there is one catch: the only witness is Ginny Weasley, whose curiosity tangles her up in the mystery as well as the life of the reluctant Draco.

Words: 1,953
Chapters: 2
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The entire Order of the Phoenix (inc.) eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

Words: 2,023
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Harry receives a strange letter from a girl in America. Poor Harry is a Prefect now and has to deal with Voldemort trying to making his life a living heck. Humor, Action, Flying Books, and more people in the cast than most people in their right minds would know what to do with.

Words: 7,711
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,406
A Bit of History by Becca R.
01/18/2003

'Professor' Rosmerta holds a history class all her own on a cold February day in the Three Broomsticks with Ron, Harry, and Hermione in attendance.

Words: 2,023
Chapters: 1
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Draco and Hermione find themselves having to decorate Slytherin Dungeons for the upcoming Christmas day… Will they survive the task?

Words: 4,300
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Someone wholly unsuspected slips away to help the other side -- or is it only the desire of her own heart she serves? ``Well, who did YOU think it was?

Words: 503
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Sirius wakes up on a normal day with a normal hangover and goes through his normal routine until the blasted doorbell rings with a very unexpected visitor.

Words: 3,347
Chapters: 3
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What does it take for James to get a date with Lily to Hogsmeade?

Words: 1,124
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Harry's celebrating his fifth birthday the same as always. A gift from Hagrid, Ron, Hermoine, and a letter from Sirius. It's an Average Birthday as usual ... and we all know what that means. What's going on behind the scenes this year at Hogwarts? If you think we're gonna tell you in the summary, you're a march hare. We've got Sirius, Dumbledore, and the whole cast here backing our story, complete with a new Dark Arts teacher (you expected otherwise?) and some new students ... even Hogwart's first ever exchange students! With Voldemort's return, the countryside is in turmoil, running rampant with reports of missing persons and even a few panicky whispers about sightings of Dark Marks ... I'm running out of breath ... Just read it now!

Words: 4,599
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,401
The Dating Game by fbline
08/01/2004

The kids are eighteen and single. Being famous, they make plenty of television appearances on Wizard Digital. Gilderoy Lockhart is the host of The Dating Game, and Hermione is today's contestant. When one of the bachelors can't make it, Harry is dragged into the show. This proves that you should never talk someone into a competition.

Words: 2,707
Chapters: 1
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A short yarn spun off of \\

Words: 2,600
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Encantado by Sulime
07/08/2003

What does it take for a transfer to get by at Hogwarts? Is it enough to have a funny accent, a technicolor familiar, and detailed instructions from your grandmother on everything? A look at Hogwarts during PoA for a fifth-year ``transfer. WARNING: There will be little to no Harry Potter involvement in this ``fic. It really is all about the Slytherins, with the occasional Weasley.

Words: 9,592
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,401
In Denial by a_b
12/27/2004

Draco does not fancy his new flat mate. He can barely tolerate him. Featuring nudity, Latin dancing, Christmas parties and a love-sick Snape! Draco/Harry (with some Hermione/Blaise)

Words: 5,361
Chapters: 1
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It's Christmas time once more at Malfoy Manor and Draco explains how Hermione went crazy and that he's drowning in decorations.

Words: 9,542
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The Ladies Man...Draco Malfoy...answers ALL da romantice queires on his show. He can tell you how to hook up with a fine bus station skank and do the Alabama Crabdangle--yeah, dis is freaky. And so is The Ladies Man. ``He also enjoys dramatic interpetations, especially of the "relationship" between a certain Professor and Student. Yeah, dats right.

Words: 1,808
Chapters: 2
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MWPP make a bet with the Slytherins over who will win the House Chamionship. The stakes are high, and as each house gets more determined, rules and morals are discarded completely...

Words: 3,603
Chapters: 2
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Twenty-two-year-old Hermione Potter is bored. She's ready to pass out from the boredom when, low and behold, her husband returns home. So . . . let's just say Gryffindor's Valedictorian finds ways to cure herself from boredom. Unfortunately, their daughter comes home early. For the Pumpkineers at SCUSA! Mushiness abound, along with some humor and some good ol' . . . smooching.

Words: 3,264
Chapters: 1
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Black and Blue by samvimes
11/09/2003

A fluke over the winter holiday leaves Remus Lupin in a very bad mood indeed, and it's up to Snape to track him down, with a little hidden help from a big black dog... set during PoA.

Words: 2,685
Chapters: 1
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Vacation by Arisu
04/08/2003

Severus and Hermione, at one another's throats. Preferably going somewhere.

Words: 2,423
Chapters: 2
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What happens when the students take a matchmaker test? Why, the school goes mad of course!

Words: 1,026
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Ever why Ginny didn't throw a fit when Draco kissed her at the end of 'Sleeping To Dream'? Documents Ginny as Draco makes his way through the girls of Gryffindor in search of his 'dream girl'. Loosely based on Franz Ferdinand's 'This Fire'. Sequel to 'Sleeping To Dream'. D/G

Words: 2,985
Chapters: 1
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I'm Gred, He's Forge by Lesse
08/04/2003

Fred and George, George and Fred. The marvellous pranksters would like to offer you a Canary Cream.

Words: 1,224
Chapters: 1
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Encounters by Namrata
05/14/2004

Get drunk in a bar. Wake up next to a stranger. But what if he isn't a stranger? And what if it's more than once?

Words: 4,657
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Christina is fresh, excited and above all innocent. She believes that there's something good inside every one of us. That's until she joins a babysitting agency and agrees to look after a certain pair of Weasley toddlers.

Words: 1,398
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Contempt by Isa
10/09/2002

Draco Malfoy's thoughts on his relationship with Harry Potter. Slash.

Words: 1,587
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,395
The Waiting Room by Allocin
09/20/2002

A short fic detailing what our favourite characters do when not in use. Please forgive me for the unoriginal title.

Words: 1,777
Chapters: 1
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Riddikulus by Enna
07/06/2004

Ronald is having a problem! He's thinking riddikulus things about a certain girl...or maybe the thoughts aren't that ridiculous!

Words: 2,980
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,394
Creatures of Habit by LB Beck
08/22/2005

Sirius and Remus while away the hours at Grimmauld Place. Sirius drinks and broods; Remus reads and eats chocolate. Tonks arrives every evening and breaks up the monotony.... Until one night, between the tea cart and the door, she manages to send the routine entirely out the window. This is the touching and heart-warming story of one musty old parlor's adventures in stolen underpants, truly horrendous werewolf pickup lines, and firewhiskey for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between.

Words: 2,958
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Proposal by Namrata
10/06/2003

A short semi-fluffy fic about Draco proposing marriage to Hermione.

Words: 1,108
Chapters: 1
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Er, revenge of the Hufflepuffs. Rated PG-13 for some language unsuitable for badgers.

Words: 1,032
Chapters: 1
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The interviews continue... This time Willow von Weasel herself is interviewing none other than Lucius Malfoy. It seems they have something in common...

Words: 597
Chapters: 1
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My Hero by AbstractConcept
07/09/2005

Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart or be just what he needed to mend.

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Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.

Words: 2,874
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And At The End... by Elektra
06/15/2002

An interior monologue courtesy of everyone's favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort's thoughts as he faces Harry for the last time.

Words: 1,005
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The Mix-Up by zed
09/27/2002

From zed’s ANALogy and TOPology Potterverse. Harry and Draco spent some quality time together in a disused equipment storeroom with disastrous results. Will Harry be able to save the day yet again, and live up to his boast: "Don’t worry. I will be."? Featuring Delinquent!Harry and Smug!Draco, sarcastic classmates and the dreaded best-friend-from-Hell, ItchyFist!Ron.

Words: 3,840
Chapters: 1
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THE RECIPE FOR DISASTER``49 packets of Cheesy Nibbles, 15 kegs of Butterbeer, 2 crates of Firespirits, 45 twenty-something magic folks. (For best results include a squeeze of Werewolf, a pinch of rat, a plastered brace of hosts, and for that sharp tang - one socially inept, mentally unstable DeathEater.)``**To aid mixing, be sure to add a dash of Sirius Black: Cocktail Mixer Extraordinaire.``Instructions: Put folks together in a small cottage in a remote village in Wales. Add all alcohol, and leave to marinade for the evening in own juices. Then stand well back.

Words: 8,971
Chapters: 5
Hits: 1,389
Upshot by Jaylee
01/24/2005

"If there was one thing that lowered him to the use of baser instincts it was the sight of Potter..." (H/D, Slash)

Words: 6,502
Chapters: 3
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After a chance meeting with a girl named Jenny, Harry is determined to find her. But it seems like she does not live within the area, or does she? Ron thinks he's stupid, Hermione says he should move on. But, Harry just can't seem to let Jenny go. Should he?

Words: 2,358
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,387