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Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, a red-haired young man lived in a great castle where boys and girls learned magic. If only he could go to the Ball.... Think you know Cinderella? Think again. (Written pre-HBP and decidedly AU.)

Hermione's being blackmailed, Draco fancies Ron, Zabini's a smarmy pirate, and all’s fair in the dawn of a new civilization. It only ever came down to two things: sex and war.

Before the world ends, Snape has one more thing to prove to himself and Lupin.

The gang visits Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes for the first time since Fred and George abandoned Hogwarts. What tricks do the twins have up their sleeves, and what does their mother have to do with a romantic possibility? A little R/Hr, a whole lotta wheezes.

Severus Snape needs a little advice. He finds out that sometimes it's just better not to ask the questions in the first place. SS/RL.

Meg is just an ordinary girl visiting her ordinary relatives. Only she just happens to be staying in Number 3 Privet Drive. One unfortunate muggle's adventure as Harry Potter's neighbor during the summer between Harry's first and second year.

Join Lily, James, Sirius, Katz, and all our friends as they rid Hogwarts of evil purple stuffed bunnies, get in a food fight, and wake up the whole castle at 5 am. Trix is included, no charge.

In the aftermath of Voldemort's unexpected defeat during the summer of after The Boy Who Lived's fifth year, peace returns to the wizarding world. For most people. Draco Malfoy finds himself dealing with the consequences of his fathers choices and the unexpected arrival of the sibling he never knew he had. Cast into what rapidly grows to resemble a personalised Hell, Draco struggles to live up to his name and tutor Lucille Marianna Suzanne, his inhuman half-sister, in what it means to be Malfoy.``Or``What happens when the universe reacts to the forcible insertion of a Mary Sue.

Voldemort has died of old age while waiting for book five to finally be published, and happiness abounds. Isn\\\'t that nice? Oh, and Harry has to give a speech at his funeral.

You shan't meddle with things you don't know!!! But tell that ``Fred and George... Today they'll form their very personal opinion towards Muggles ``and of course, it's someone else who suffers. :)

Harry did this spell, right? And it had unexpected results, right? And he woke up gay, right? Right.

It's Fear Factor... Hogwarts style. Four lucky sixth-year students have been chosen to participate in Dumbledore's adaptation of the Muggle reality show. What slimy, terrifying, disgusting, acts will they have to face? And don't think they don't get a reward. The prize: 50,000 Galleons. Who will it be?

Its been nearly 20 years after the defeat of the Dark Lord, Voldemort. However, the wizarding world isn't entirely peaceful. There are still those who are power-hungry. Lily Potter, a vivacious, fiery redhead in her 4th year at Hogwarts, learns about a mysterious Slytherin. Gregory Malfoy, a proud 5th year with quite a temper, has strange mixed feelings about a certain Seeker. Parents, friends, family, and many other people get involved with lots of twists.

Ron sings 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'... his own way! Plus: interjections from Hermione, Harry, and you can't forget Malfoy. Absolutely no plot, and very random, but who cares? Small reference to R/Hr.

A long-suffering Millicent gets to explain a few facts about life ``at Hogwarts to a disbelieving Pansy in their sixth year.

Wonderboy Harry devised a plot to pay Uncle Vernon back after Uncle Vernon insulted him and Draco. Crazy plotting and planning galore. Featuring Grownup Delinquent!Harry and SupportivePartner!Draco. And oh, the wonders of British Telecom (BT).

Ginny's knack for getting into trouble follows her as she goes away for college, forcing her into a dangerous situation. Ginny's POV.

"Much Ado About Nothing" set at Hogwarts in 1979. Subterfuge, slash, and silliness.

Being a werewolf is becoming even more difficult for Remus Lupin. Voldemort's after him, he's all but imprisoned at Hogwarts 'for his own safety', and his nephew, Sirius and Harry are all driving him up the wall. And what does all this have to do with some dusty old book?

Draco learns the worth of Potions when one of his "extra-credit assignments" goes wrong. Slash; D/D.

Hermione's asked Harry and Ron to study with her in the library - on a Hogsmeade weekend! While in the library, Harry overhears Draco telling Crabbe and Goyle that he's going to knock Hermione, Harry, and Ron unconscious. Harry, Ron and Hermione end up fighting Malfoy and winning, and they decide to do a pretty embarrassing thing to now unconscious Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Malfoy gets asked out by Dean Thomas, Luna dances on Hermione's head, Malfoy insults Ron, and Ron eats waffles, all in this crazy story.

An adorable piece of Fred/Angelina fluff.

"There was a knock at the door. Harry, confused as to who it might be, said, 'Come in,' and saw Ginny standing in the doorway, her red hair messy."

"Potter, watch where you're going!" ``"Me? I'm not the one who just ran into somebody!" ``"Yes you are, you oaf, you ran into me!" ``How did the two lovebirds get together when they hate each other? Good question....

Harry and Draco accidentally cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge.

At long last, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are getting married. Friends and familiy are gathering at the Burrow for the celebration. Of course the wedding doesn't go off without a hitch. It comes complete with secret rendezvous, a surprise proposal, an impromptu serenade and a heated confrontation between two long-standing enemies. Not to mention one lovestruck chicken.

Why is it whenever someone hears the name 'Seamus Finnigan', the first thing they come up with is, "Oh, he's gay, isn't he?" Has anyone EVER considered the idea that I might be heterosexual? (*Seamus is fed up with everyone. He's out to prove to fanfic authors and classmates alike that he is NOT gay! One-shot, humor, and slashyness have been used in the making of this fic.

It’s not easy to become a Beater. But Fred and George tried it! If they were successful on the first try or not, is the big question...

A new MiB agent? With a snake-cane? And long hair? And a British accent? What devilry is this? Agent J has a sneaking suspicion about the fellow. Could he be bad? Can we say "DUH???"

The Diamond of Light - a magical stone that contained immense power. If it fell into the wrong hands, then it would be the end of the world. Now Voldemort wanted to get hold of the Diamond and release the power within, in order to take over the world. Harry dreamed about it and wanted to stop it from happening. The only method to achieve this was to find the User of the Diamond of Light before Voldemort could lay his fingers on it. However, it was the stone that chose the User... Finding the User of the Diamond would be an extremely difficult task. Could Harry, along with his loyal friends, succeed in finishing this task??

It's a rainy day at Hogwarts, and the Marauders have nothing to do, so they decide to do something about it. Will they get caught, or will they make it out alive?

It's Harry, Ron, and Hermione's final and seventh year of Hogwarts. The trio's hopes for a peaceful year are dashed when the new headmaster is announced: Gilderoy Lockhart! When Lockhart's mission to bring love to the wizarding world at Hogwarts with the help of his enthusiastic if not eye-pleasing partner gnome-turned-Cupid Wubi spectacularly backfires, it's up to Hermione and Sirius (returned from the Veil) to save the day. The problem: Under the influence of magically tainted arrows and a few drinks, Ron discovers he is madly in love with Lockhart, while Draco discovers his deep infatuation with Hermione. Meanwhile, Harry has the disturbing sensation that he is being stalked...

In which Draco sincerely hopes he is not gay, only the weak require breakfast, and canon is completely thrown to the wayside.

Ginny has no one to ask to the End of the Year Ball, and Neville seems to be the only option left. But Neville's response isn't what Ginny expected, and the reason why is no one ever would have guessed. (one-shot)

Er...this is a mostly pointless and semi-funny story. Harry is discovered to have the five o'clock shadow but, being an immature boy of seventeen, has no idea what that is. With a little help from Hermione, he learns to control and fix this problem.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SEVERUS! In order to obtain top performance from your Potions master, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Fred and George Weasley wanted to create havoc at Hogwarts, even though they already left. Four innocent students want cash, thrills, and vengeance. What do you get when you add them together? This fic.

You can fall from a star,``You can fall from a tree.``But the best way to fall,``Is in love with me.

It's the Marauders' last Christmas together, and they're taking a stroll down Memory Lane. They uncover the drama, romance, and humor (well...mostly humor...) of their seven unforgettable years at Hogwarts.

Stan is BAAAAAACK!!!! Now, four years after WMLG, Stan's father is dying. Find out how Adam's ear's changed everything! See new man (almost)!Stan! Sequel to Where's My Little Girl *hint* Stan's dad is NOT a big part of the plot....

Harry meets Salazar, Draco meets Godric, major irony (think Pet Shop Boys/Peeved!Patrician) ensues.

Ron shows up at Harry’s house to be greeted at the door by Draco. Draco in fishnets and leather.

Harry is woken up by the voice of Draco Malfoy screaming from the washroom of the head boy dorm. Being the perfect boyfriend, he rolls over and goes back to sleep. Something, however, is obviously wrong with Draco, and Harry will be getting no more sleep.

Harry and Hermione are in love and getting married. But what does Ron think about it?

Harry has a penfriend: three guesses who. A fun, funny, nonsensical fic. Read at your own risk.

Ginny Weasley has to learn how to put up with a couple of boobs, and we aren’t talking about Harry and Ron.

Cliche fic, in response to Bonibaru's prompt: 'Trapped with a werewolf on the eve of the full moon and must have sex because a werewolf will not attack its mate.'

Everybody has this special place where they aren’t disturbed and ``where they can let their thoughts make somersaults, even our favourite Potions ``Master. But it’s not his laboratory. It’s the restroom. Join Sevi in his possibly ``most private moments…

Communication doesn't always require words. Tonks joins Remus one full moon...

This is the diary of Alicia Spinnet. Complete with all the heartaches, heartbreaks, triumphs and failures of her and her friends Katie, Angelina, Fred, George and Lee.

Remus should have known better.

Have you ever wondered how Mary Sues are created? It is a horrible process, involving a mystical book. A book called "The Glamoire".

Recognizing a growing problem with his homicidal tendancies, Lord Voldemort attends his first Evil Overlords Anonymous meeting.

Harry Potter and Siruis Black have played a prank on Harry's girlfriend, Alex, and her best friend, Li. Not only that, but Harry has been playing pranks on Li all week. To get revenge, the girls have come up with the ultimate prank that even a Marauder can't beat. But will it work?

Harry almost squealed when he came face to face with Remus, who was sitting in his bed, looking sleepy but wearing the very same apologetic expression on his face than the picture-Remus had worn…well, before he started kissing Harry’s dead godfather, anyway. ````“Even in pictures, he never knew how to behave himself…” Remus said, his lips stretching into a grin for a second.``Post OotP. Harry comes to wake Remus up, and makes a startling discovery. Slash.

Due to an accident in Potions class, Neville Longbottom creates a dangerously powerful love potion, and Professor Snape is forced to rid the school of the potion. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about the effects. WARNING: Has been known to cause extreme cases of nasal carbonation, so don't drink anything while reading it. (Pairings: Snape/Pomfrey, Snape/McGonagall, Malfoy/Longbottom, and pretty much the rest of the school at one time or another...)

Voldemort finally has the weapon he needs. Now he's certain to win the war. So what's going to go wrong???

It's the end of the world as we know it! Voldemort is taking over! Harry and many of his friends, not including Hermione, Ron, or Ginny, have been taken captive. The worst thing? Draco and Snape have been taken captive too! Their capture is punctuated by the return of someone Voldemort used to know...

Ginny has a crush, can you figure out who??? Remember, first impressions are not always right! ``Ginny flirts, but goes over the top and belives she's ruined her chance. Has she???

When sinister Grandmama Livia, the matriarch of the Snape family, decides to hold a Family Gathering at Hogwarts, Severus is understandably perturbed...especially when he discovers she's invited the mysterious, undead Sackville-Snapes. Things go from bad to worse when the trio, plus Neville, put in an appearance. 'Snapes...dozens of them...'

Harry loses a bet. He's an exceptionally good sport about paying the penalty.

Just because someone tells a lie doesn't mean that it stays that way. A Harry/Hermione romance fic that takes place in sixth year.

Draco's been having strange dreams as of late. Putting his keen and penetrating mind to the task, he discovers the pattern of the same mystery girl in his dreams. Determined to reclaim the sleep that was once lost, he sets out to find her. D/G

Hermione suffers from a broken heart, via Ron. Harry is in reclusive hiding in Arkansas, Fred and George are running amok with WWW?!?! Is there anyone who can stop the madness. Why, of course, its the dashing, the heroic, the totaly to die for... Neville Longbottom! Hold on... NEVILLE? Laughs, tears and romance ensue as Hermione tries to pick up the pieces of a broken heart.

The HP characters - including Voldemort - are involved in a dating game show. Chaos ensues.

There's no problem too big for Hermione's logic, until she tries to take her love life into her own hands.

The title has the main theme, but what it doesn't say is that in this story, Salazar Slytherin plays storyteller.

One snowy Christmas Eve, two rather familiar supernatural beings take a wrong turning in Scotland, and find themselves somewhere unexpected - the Marauders' Hogwarts. They don't believe in wizards, and wizards don't believe in them - but nothing is ever going to keep Crowley from a good party, so long as there's no haggis. (Good Omens/Harry Potter crossover, hints of slash. Only hints, though.)

After Sirius and James hear that Remus has been picked up by the Muggle police, Sirius finds out the reason why, which is music to his ears. Sirius/Remus.

Seamus, suffering from insomnia, wakes his best friend, Dean Thomas, and brings up a most interesting topic.

Four girls get sucked into HP's world. Their mission: Go back in time and save Sirius Black.``Unfortunately, things go wrong and they, along with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, get swept back in time to Sirius' fifth year... along with our favorite, Draco Malfoy, who ends up in Gryffindor. OH, HORRORS! A must read!

Why is Ginny in the library, alone, on a lovely evening? Why is she agreeing to spend her last Hogsmeade weekend with a pregnant cat? Why is she eating enough chocolate to take care of dementors for miles around? Why did her feet just disappear? Never mind. Whatever, the reason, it is just right.

Written for this prompt: After a drunken one night stand, Minerva tells Tom that she's pregnant. Plans for world domination are derailed somewhat.

All seems normal in Hogwarts until one day, when every girl mysteriously ``falls for Draco Malfoy! The Horror! The Horror! It is up to a Hufflepuff, Sally-Anne, ``to right the wrongs and bring back order. Hormones, silliness, Draco in boxers, ``and a stupid hat, await you.

Damien is a Potter and Trinity is a Malfoy. Classic Romeo and Juliet complex, right? Wrong. Written for the "Future Kids" challenge on Porktkey.

There is much anticipation leading up to Halloween at Hogwarts, which is always quite the experience. The Marauders are about to find out just what kind of experience it is. Warnings: Slash.

Finally, the moment we have all been waiting for... Truth or Dare the sequel!!! The boys can finally come back down from the dorm! Dean freaks out. McGonagall comes to play and Dumbledore does something...

Tom is a git, Ginny is insane, Hermione is a Know-It-All, Ron is a bas****, Harry is an oblivious idiot, and Draco is sarcastic. Everything you could ever need or want in a fan-fiction.

Towels, boxers, hidden kisses...Getting caught means trouble, almost getting caught is torture! H/G, lots of fluff, said torture and comprimising situations!

AU. Slash RL/KS and SS/SB. Pre-Moonal and Pre-Menstrual Syndromes - which is worse? Harry truly has a hard time deciding when he finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place with Snape, Sirius, Remus, Kingsley, Ron, and Hermione. To make it really difficult, both Hermione and Remus are getting extremely cranky, because it’s that time of the month. Disappointed about the treatment they get from the other people, the werewolf and the girl plan a revenge list...

The entire Order of the Phoenix (inc.) eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

Harry receives a strange letter from a girl in America. Poor Harry is a Prefect now and has to deal with Voldemort trying to making his life a living heck. Humor, Action, Flying Books, and more people in the cast than most people in their right minds would know what to do with.

Draco Malfoy leads a content life as an Auror until one day his partner, Marcus Flint, is killed. Of course the enraged former Slytherin vows to find the murderer, but there is one catch: the only witness is Ginny Weasley, whose curiosity tangles her up in the mystery as well as the life of the reluctant Draco.

Justin and Seamus are dating, but they haven't exactly told Dean...

'Professor' Rosmerta holds a history class all her own on a cold February day in the Three Broomsticks with Ron, Harry, and Hermione in attendance.

Draco and Hermione find themselves having to decorate Slytherin Dungeons for the upcoming Christmas day… Will they survive the task?

Someone wholly unsuspected slips away to help the other side -- or is it only the desire of her own heart she serves? ``Well, who did YOU think it was?

What does it take for James to get a date with Lily to Hogsmeade?

Sirius wakes up on a normal day with a normal hangover and goes through his normal routine until the blasted doorbell rings with a very unexpected visitor.

What does it take for a transfer to get by at Hogwarts? Is it enough to have a funny accent, a technicolor familiar, and detailed instructions from your grandmother on everything? A look at Hogwarts during PoA for a fifth-year ``transfer. WARNING: There will be little to no Harry Potter involvement in this ``fic. It really is all about the Slytherins, with the occasional Weasley.

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Harry's celebrating his fifth birthday the same as always. A gift from Hagrid, Ron, Hermoine, and a letter from Sirius. It's an Average Birthday as usual ... and we all know what that means. What's going on behind the scenes this year at Hogwarts? If you think we're gonna tell you in the summary, you're a march hare. We've got Sirius, Dumbledore, and the whole cast here backing our story, complete with a new Dark Arts teacher (you expected otherwise?) and some new students ... even Hogwart's first ever exchange students! With Voldemort's return, the countryside is in turmoil, running rampant with reports of missing persons and even a few panicky whispers about sightings of Dark Marks ... I'm running out of breath ... Just read it now!

The kids are eighteen and single. Being famous, they make plenty of television appearances on Wizard Digital. Gilderoy Lockhart is the host of The Dating Game, and Hermione is today's contestant. When one of the bachelors can't make it, Harry is dragged into the show. This proves that you should never talk someone into a competition.

It's Christmas time once more at Malfoy Manor and Draco explains how Hermione went crazy and that he's drowning in decorations.

Draco does not fancy his new flat mate. He can barely tolerate him. Featuring nudity, Latin dancing, Christmas parties and a love-sick Snape! Draco/Harry (with some Hermione/Blaise)

MWPP make a bet with the Slytherins over who will win the House Chamionship. The stakes are high, and as each house gets more determined, rules and morals are discarded completely...

The Ladies Man...Draco Malfoy...answers ALL da romantice queires on his show. He can tell you how to hook up with a fine bus station skank and do the Alabama Crabdangle--yeah, dis is freaky. And so is The Ladies Man. ``He also enjoys dramatic interpetations, especially of the "relationship" between a certain Professor and Student. Yeah, dats right.

Twenty-two-year-old Hermione Potter is bored. She's ready to pass out from the boredom when, low and behold, her husband returns home. So . . . let's just say Gryffindor's Valedictorian finds ways to cure herself from boredom. Unfortunately, their daughter comes home early. For the Pumpkineers at SCUSA! Mushiness abound, along with some humor and some good ol' . . . smooching.

Severus and Hermione, at one another's throats. Preferably going somewhere.

A fluke over the winter holiday leaves Remus Lupin in a very bad mood indeed, and it's up to Snape to track him down, with a little hidden help from a big black dog... set during PoA.