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Remus is acting like a sixth-former with a crush, and now the object of his affections has invited him home to meet her parents. On paper, he doesn't think he passes muster, but will he let his insecurities get the better of him?

Remus runs, but he can never escape the beast inside of him. Nobody knows his secret. Will one moonlit night--and one girl caught in it--change all that?

The beginning of 5th Year - the Weasley twins, aided by a cute transfer from the Salem Institute, wreak havoc on Hogwarts. What has gotten into Malfoy? Rated PG-13 for mild swearing.

This fic is from the point of view of a book...which Hermione has been reading all the time! Needless to say, it gets a little ticked.

Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch.

What is this fascination I have with Draco? It’s not love, I can tell you that. I have no illusions of candlelight dinners or gentle caresses. I want him. I lust for him. He makes me incredibly horny. ``Will Harry get what he wants? Featuring Lusting!Harry and ConfusedButHandsy!Draco. Mention of leather pants :)

Hogwarts students need money too. And Hogsmeade *is* the cool place to work.

What Draco did one afternoon when Ginny wasn't at home.... A point-what-point one-shot that's a little bit sexy and a little bit silly. (D/G, obviously)

The Marauders play a prank on Lily Evans that will forever change their lives.

One week throught the eyes of everyone. Books, clothing, shoes, and more objests go flying through the air!

Four unlikely people trapped in the dungeon? A perfect recipe for Truth or Dare! Much whining, snogging, and Snape acting like a teenage girl.

Of all the possible reasons Harry could have to want Voldemort out of the way....

We know that events in the magical world can influence us Muggles. However, when there's something as big as the Football World Cup 2006, it also works the other way round...

Harry has just learned a new spell that can send him through time and place. The night after that, Hermione has a dream that Harry dies. Does it come true?

Summary: A SS/HG story of food, passion and surly house-elves. In which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to Silly Alternative Universe Land. A pinch of parody. A dash of cliché. Toss in a few OC’s and stir well. Serve hot.

Parvati can’t stop crying, Draco can’t get a break, and Ron wears nothing but a towel the whole time. Valentine’s is a really crappy day. Except for Ron wearing nothing but a towel the whole time. R/D, H/P

Delve into the life of the little-known matron of Malfoy Manor. It's a lot of work grooming Draco to be a Death Eater, you know.

A short, sweet, and derange ickle fic for laughs. Malfoy has a *WONDERFUL* idea... and Harry and Voldemort are (for once) in the same boat...

A Weasley is a Weasley. A Malfoy is a Malfoy. The two should never clash. But when a potion goes horribly wrong, how will Ginny and Draco cope having to live as each other? And will they be able to reverse it?

Ron did not enjoy Bill and Fleur's wedding. It made him feel sicker than that time when he accidentally mistook those aspirin for Acid Pops. So when a combination of animal lust and too much vodka leads him to find Harry and one of his siblings in his bed, his reaction isn't exactly understanding. Sexual humour and weird, slashy pairings afoot! Written before DH.

A huge fight with Ron leaves Hermione unhappy and absolutely furious. Ron is immature, as usual, and has insinuated that Hermione cannot, and will not, ever learn to play Quidditch. Fuming, Hermione tries to prove him wrong, and in the process, enlists the help of Draco Malfoy. [Draco/Hermione, possible Harry/Hermione, mild language]

Missing scene from OotP. Professor McGonagall heads to the Gryffindor common room for a 2:00 a.m. scolding on the night of the Quidditch Cup win, but unwittingly winds up showing her true colors.

Letters in progression...the results of forced correspondence between two enemies, over the course of 7 days.

Ron Weasley is the ultimate player... smooth, handsome and sexy... but what will happen when he meets his match in a bookworm with no interest in romance? A Ron and Hermione fluff, as silly as can be.

When Lily Evans enters her Seventh Year at Hogwarts to find that she has to work alongside the boy who brings out the worst in her, all sorts of strange things start happening. More than this, she comes to discover that people aren’t always as they seem - there might just be more to them than meets the eye. Follow the ever-quirky Lily Evans through her eventful last year at Hogwarts.

"I don't know how, but I had managed to grab hold of a lemon-meringue pie covered in strawberry pink frosting, for the Valentine theme. Once I realized how useful this was in the destruction of Potter, I did not give it another seconds thought; upon reaching him I took the pie and smashed it hard to his face." Does that make you want to read this story? Lily Evans has found her 'someone'. Three guesses who. Find out how James Potter drove Lily as mad as to start a food-fight and what other surprises await her at the hands of the ever-infuriating 'supreme git of the galaxy'.

Draco Malfoy considers himself the ruling monarch of Slytherin. When a bizarre accident causes him to spend time with a Hufflepuff, will the Slytherin Prince decide to end his lonely reign?

An ill-planned blackmail attempt turns into a perfect opportunity to resolve the tension between Harry and Draco. But love doesn't necessarily equal trust...

Well, here it is, James and Lily (or Sirius?) romance in a not sort of way, lots of songs, lots of random stuff etc etc. My kinda fic!

The love child of me and a 2:30 a.m. sugar rush. Yes, I know this has been done to death, but I couldn't resist. Very short and to the point... Come see the softer side of Draco... that's right, the softer side.

Valentine's Day has snuck up again, and is a very dissatisfying holiday to those who are single. Fortunately, that can all be remedied within a day or two, but in a rather...different way than most people would handle such a situation. Includes Remus/Sirius and Lily/James. ````* ````“AGHFILDU!” shrieks Remus. “I’M NOT DECENT!” Sirius peers hungrily over and sees that Remus is very indecent indeed. Remus clutches the sheets to his chest, and bats James away.

"Dear Harry," the letter had read, "I have exciting news! I’ve won a contest, and now we (Ron, Ginny, you and me) are going to America! I’ll explain more later, but now I’ve got to go and pack. You should, too. Our flight leaves tomorrow morning. Tell Ron all of this, and meet Ginny and me at Heathrow Airport (outside the International Terminal) at seven o’clock tomorrow!"...wow...Harry in America? What's gonna happen?

Hermione is pregnant. She cries. Harry and Ron bicker. Crookshanks is annoyed. Carrots abound. Draco Malfoy makes an appearance somewhere because, well, it's not a fic without him IMHO. Mostly H/Hr/R, with a bit of D/G.

The difference between reality and fantasy is only in your head as Rarry Tarter finds out. His search for magic leads him to things beyond his imagination.

Buffy/CCS/HP crossover. Four have been invited. And they are about to get their fill of magic. But as they say, when in England...

Percy Weasley has been demoted to being Fudge's Inspector in the Auror Headquarters. Which means that he must file daily reports on the Aurors. If that wasn't bad enough, Nymphadora Tonks spilled coffee on him on his first day and has seemed to taken to annoying him on a daily basis.

Do you wonder why Remus always had a soft spot for Harry? Here is the answer!

Remus and Minerva bend the laws of nature and love.

Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madame Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.

It's Bill's stag night, but it's Harry and Ron that seem to be having the most fun. Features hungover Harry and plenty of flashbacks.

There is, after all, a first time for everything.

Ron catches Hermione in an uncompromising position, and together they must deal with the consequences.

"Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform."

Draco needs to study, and when Harry suggests snogging Draco must decide which one of the little voices in his head he should listen to. Featuring Slut!Harry, dirty language, the Malfoy Codebook and a little striptease.

Viktor Krum eyes Hermione from afar before asking her to the Yule Ball... Short and sweet. Oneshot.

Sirius just wanted to read his morning paper over a nice cup of coffee. But when James interrupts him, apparently fleeing from Lily, things get a little out of hand - Sirius's hands, at least...

It's the full moon once again, and the Marauders get ready for a night in the Forest. But Padfoot and Moony seem to have other plans...````“Well, you know, what if our animal forms knew better than us?” Sirius``said, leaning closer to Remus’ startled face. “You still smell good,”``he murmured against his ear, taking a deep breath.````...James and Peter will never know what hit them...````Sirius/Remus slash, because OotP doesn't mean we have to stop writing``happy fics.

We know how the good guys are doing, but what is Voldemort and gang up to now that the war has been started and their cover's blown? An insider's look at the lives of the Death Eaters and Voldemort as they rage war!

This story is based on the Detention Lines thread. It is the story of Morwen and Snape's wedding. Features- Kilt!Snape and most of the detentionees. Pleases read and review.

Ron’s in love with Harry, Harry’s in love with Hermione, and nobody knows who Hermione’s in love with. Ron gets knocked out, Harry gets mad and probably kills Voldemort, and Hermione gets kissed and hurts Malfoy. Severely. Mild slash. It’s actually sort of a comedy about nothing in particular. Mild cursing.

Ginny takes after the twins and tends to pull the pranks now that they are gone. Who is singing in the shower? A very short one-shot!

They were in the library, as people often tended to be when they were studying. [Seamus/Dean, Ron/Hermione.]

Post Hogwarts. With Mr. Weasley elected the new Minister of Magic, the Weasleys have everything they ever needed - including money. For a vacation, they board a cruise in the Caribbean as Mr. Weasley works to forge important allies with the tropics. But, as always, Voldemolt has another agenda and sends the Malfoy family to accompany the Weasleys on the cruise. Why? And what's going on between Draco and Ginny? A D/G story.

Hermione Granger is madly in love with one Ron Weasley, and he has no clue. After an embarrassing conversation with Ginny, Lavender, and Parvati, she storms into the common room, only to realize that she is going to have to face more than a little humiliation. R/Hr, G/?

All of Harry's friends seemed to have paired off, but a few nights alone in the Common Room tells him he is not the only one feeling the lonliness of being single...

Christmas is a time meant to be spent with family and friends, not with your worst enemy on a remote mountaintop. Oh well.

Draco Malfoy is an ambitious Death Eater, eager to move into Lord Voldemort's good graces. When he is ordered to kidnap someone dear to successful Auror Harry Potter's heart, he goes after Potter's girlfriend Ginny Weasley. Draco is prepared for everything, he has a perfect hiding place, a great team and more cunning than Voldemort himself - the only thing he doesn't plan for, is her. A kidnapping fic with a twist! Harry/Ginny and Draco/Ginny! Interesting, and neither pair is overshadowed! Ron/Hermione!

A little bit of fun turns into Ginny's most embarrassing moment. Being 'one of the boys' and trying to avoid detention all lead to a very tricky situation. Still, if she can just think what Fred and George would do... H/G Rating PG-13

Draco isn't just a Veela out to find his soul mate, he's a singer following his path to stardom. Pansy plays the perfect fag-hag, but she's getting distracted by a certain red haired Gryffindor... and Millicent needs to lighten up if she can ever woo the girl of her dreams. Harry/Draco slash, with Pansy/Ron and Millicent/Luna.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, a red-haired young man lived in a great castle where boys and girls learned magic. If only he could go to the Ball.... Think you know Cinderella? Think again. (Written pre-HBP and decidedly AU.)

Unless you're a Slytherin, you probably despise Professor Snape, right? Well, ever wonder what it might be like to interview everyone's least favorite Hogwarts teacher? Drusilla Quigley for the National Inquirer is about to find out...

Hermione's being blackmailed, Draco fancies Ron, Zabini's a smarmy pirate, and all’s fair in the dawn of a new civilization. It only ever came down to two things: sex and war.

The gang visits Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes for the first time since Fred and George abandoned Hogwarts. What tricks do the twins have up their sleeves, and what does their mother have to do with a romantic possibility? A little R/Hr, a whole lotta wheezes.

Before the world ends, Snape has one more thing to prove to himself and Lupin.

Severus Snape needs a little advice. He finds out that sometimes it's just better not to ask the questions in the first place. SS/RL.

Meg is just an ordinary girl visiting her ordinary relatives. Only she just happens to be staying in Number 3 Privet Drive. One unfortunate muggle's adventure as Harry Potter's neighbor during the summer between Harry's first and second year.

Join Lily, James, Sirius, Katz, and all our friends as they rid Hogwarts of evil purple stuffed bunnies, get in a food fight, and wake up the whole castle at 5 am. Trix is included, no charge.

In the aftermath of Voldemort's unexpected defeat during the summer of after The Boy Who Lived's fifth year, peace returns to the wizarding world. For most people. Draco Malfoy finds himself dealing with the consequences of his fathers choices and the unexpected arrival of the sibling he never knew he had. Cast into what rapidly grows to resemble a personalised Hell, Draco struggles to live up to his name and tutor Lucille Marianna Suzanne, his inhuman half-sister, in what it means to be Malfoy.``Or``What happens when the universe reacts to the forcible insertion of a Mary Sue.

Voldemort has died of old age while waiting for book five to finally be published, and happiness abounds. Isn\\\'t that nice? Oh, and Harry has to give a speech at his funeral.

You shan't meddle with things you don't know!!! But tell that ``Fred and George... Today they'll form their very personal opinion towards Muggles ``and of course, it's someone else who suffers. :)

Harry did this spell, right? And it had unexpected results, right? And he woke up gay, right? Right.

It's Fear Factor... Hogwarts style. Four lucky sixth-year students have been chosen to participate in Dumbledore's adaptation of the Muggle reality show. What slimy, terrifying, disgusting, acts will they have to face? And don't think they don't get a reward. The prize: 50,000 Galleons. Who will it be?

Ron sings 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'... his own way! Plus: interjections from Hermione, Harry, and you can't forget Malfoy. Absolutely no plot, and very random, but who cares? Small reference to R/Hr.

Its been nearly 20 years after the defeat of the Dark Lord, Voldemort. However, the wizarding world isn't entirely peaceful. There are still those who are power-hungry. Lily Potter, a vivacious, fiery redhead in her 4th year at Hogwarts, learns about a mysterious Slytherin. Gregory Malfoy, a proud 5th year with quite a temper, has strange mixed feelings about a certain Seeker. Parents, friends, family, and many other people get involved with lots of twists.

A long-suffering Millicent gets to explain a few facts about life ``at Hogwarts to a disbelieving Pansy in their sixth year.

Ginny's knack for getting into trouble follows her as she goes away for college, forcing her into a dangerous situation. Ginny's POV.

Wonderboy Harry devised a plot to pay Uncle Vernon back after Uncle Vernon insulted him and Draco. Crazy plotting and planning galore. Featuring Grownup Delinquent!Harry and SupportivePartner!Draco. And oh, the wonders of British Telecom (BT).

"Much Ado About Nothing" set at Hogwarts in 1979. Subterfuge, slash, and silliness.

Being a werewolf is becoming even more difficult for Remus Lupin. Voldemort's after him, he's all but imprisoned at Hogwarts 'for his own safety', and his nephew, Sirius and Harry are all driving him up the wall. And what does all this have to do with some dusty old book?

"There was a knock at the door. Harry, confused as to who it might be, said, 'Come in,' and saw Ginny standing in the doorway, her red hair messy."

An adorable piece of Fred/Angelina fluff.

Hermione's asked Harry and Ron to study with her in the library - on a Hogsmeade weekend! While in the library, Harry overhears Draco telling Crabbe and Goyle that he's going to knock Hermione, Harry, and Ron unconscious. Harry, Ron and Hermione end up fighting Malfoy and winning, and they decide to do a pretty embarrassing thing to now unconscious Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Malfoy gets asked out by Dean Thomas, Luna dances on Hermione's head, Malfoy insults Ron, and Ron eats waffles, all in this crazy story.

Draco learns the worth of Potions when one of his "extra-credit assignments" goes wrong. Slash; D/D.

"Potter, watch where you're going!" ``"Me? I'm not the one who just ran into somebody!" ``"Yes you are, you oaf, you ran into me!" ``How did the two lovebirds get together when they hate each other? Good question....

Harry and Draco accidentally cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge.

At long last, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are getting married. Friends and familiy are gathering at the Burrow for the celebration. Of course the wedding doesn't go off without a hitch. It comes complete with secret rendezvous, a surprise proposal, an impromptu serenade and a heated confrontation between two long-standing enemies. Not to mention one lovestruck chicken.

Why is it whenever someone hears the name 'Seamus Finnigan', the first thing they come up with is, "Oh, he's gay, isn't he?" Has anyone EVER considered the idea that I might be heterosexual? (*Seamus is fed up with everyone. He's out to prove to fanfic authors and classmates alike that he is NOT gay! One-shot, humor, and slashyness have been used in the making of this fic.

A new MiB agent? With a snake-cane? And long hair? And a British accent? What devilry is this? Agent J has a sneaking suspicion about the fellow. Could he be bad? Can we say "DUH???"

It’s not easy to become a Beater. But Fred and George tried it! If they were successful on the first try or not, is the big question...

The Diamond of Light - a magical stone that contained immense power. If it fell into the wrong hands, then it would be the end of the world. Now Voldemort wanted to get hold of the Diamond and release the power within, in order to take over the world. Harry dreamed about it and wanted to stop it from happening. The only method to achieve this was to find the User of the Diamond of Light before Voldemort could lay his fingers on it. However, it was the stone that chose the User... Finding the User of the Diamond would be an extremely difficult task. Could Harry, along with his loyal friends, succeed in finishing this task??

It's a rainy day at Hogwarts, and the Marauders have nothing to do, so they decide to do something about it. Will they get caught, or will they make it out alive?

It's Harry, Ron, and Hermione's final and seventh year of Hogwarts. The trio's hopes for a peaceful year are dashed when the new headmaster is announced: Gilderoy Lockhart! When Lockhart's mission to bring love to the wizarding world at Hogwarts with the help of his enthusiastic if not eye-pleasing partner gnome-turned-Cupid Wubi spectacularly backfires, it's up to Hermione and Sirius (returned from the Veil) to save the day. The problem: Under the influence of magically tainted arrows and a few drinks, Ron discovers he is madly in love with Lockhart, while Draco discovers his deep infatuation with Hermione. Meanwhile, Harry has the disturbing sensation that he is being stalked...

Ginny has no one to ask to the End of the Year Ball, and Neville seems to be the only option left. But Neville's response isn't what Ginny expected, and the reason why is no one ever would have guessed. (one-shot)

In which Draco sincerely hopes he is not gay, only the weak require breakfast, and canon is completely thrown to the wayside.

Er...this is a mostly pointless and semi-funny story. Harry is discovered to have the five o'clock shadow but, being an immature boy of seventeen, has no idea what that is. With a little help from Hermione, he learns to control and fix this problem.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SEVERUS! In order to obtain top performance from your Potions master, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

It's the Marauders' last Christmas together, and they're taking a stroll down Memory Lane. They uncover the drama, romance, and humor (well...mostly humor...) of their seven unforgettable years at Hogwarts.

Fred and George Weasley wanted to create havoc at Hogwarts, even though they already left. Four innocent students want cash, thrills, and vengeance. What do you get when you add them together? This fic.

You can fall from a star,``You can fall from a tree.``But the best way to fall,``Is in love with me.

Stan is BAAAAAACK!!!! Now, four years after WMLG, Stan's father is dying. Find out how Adam's ear's changed everything! See new man (almost)!Stan! Sequel to Where's My Little Girl *hint* Stan's dad is NOT a big part of the plot....