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Darlene’s group fell in love with the Marauders the first time they saw them. Lily’s group had also fallen hard. In a battle of wits, they arrange a competition…the freedom to ask out the Marauder of their choice if they win, with no loopholes and no opposition. It’s a girl-on-girl fight, and the boys are completely oblivious.

Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their platonic relationship and through the torturous experience grow closer. Eventual slash. Expect snark-fests, psychoanalysis and group-hugs aplenty!

Ever wondered what happened during Lily and James' years at Hogwarts? Along with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Petter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, and others, the Potters are making history--MWPP style. Love/hate

Coffee Break..mmm what would you expect from the darling Death Eaters on their coffee break?``hmm...well not this!!``It's a load of nonsense written by an author on a sugar rush, she apologizes in advance to DE's as in the this fic they are nothing but "poofs"...

An old school fic featuring Lily and her gang.

This is Draco Malfoy's Diary. It's only part, but I've devised a system of stealing entries day by day. So if you want to know what Malfoy's REALLY thinking, then you should check this out. I'd better go, I think he's searching for it now, he just turned over a first-year...

Draco starts a diary in the hopes of writing down and achieving his life goals. But when he has life goals such as--``1. Kill Potter horribly and make it look like an accident.``2. Maim and Murder his sidekicks Little Miss Know-it-all and The Weasel King, just for fun, and the pleasure of seeing them squirm.``--who can guess how it will end.

When detention with Snape goes awry for Hermione, Ron takes drastic action. A parody of Lerner & Loewe's musical "My Fair Lady."

Hermione says no one can bring the internet to Hogwarts. Draco disagrees. Includes Hogwarts on livejournal, cool screen names, silliness, and more.

Harry is sent by Dumbledore to be watched by Dracula, King of the Vampires. What's wrong with this picture?

Professor Snape discovers a lack in his geographical knowledge.

This is an interview with the villain from the Harry Potter series that everyone loves to hate: Lord Voldemort. What would happen if a muggle television personality were to interview this famous fiend? Let's find out...

Harry has a plan. He made a mistake and now he's going to fix it. No matter what (or who) the sacrifice is. Slash! (Harry/young!Sirius)

What do you do when the girl you love, loves your brother instead? Even worse when he loves another who loves you. Everyone always tells you love was complicated but this is just hormones gone crazy.

The title explains itself.

So... you've stumbled across Snape's diary... do you dare read it? Open the pages and discover what really goes in inside the mysterious minds of everyone's favourite Potions Master.

Here's just another little funny fic I wrote. Basically, it involves the author (me!) kidnapping several HP characters and forcing them to act out the Matrix. Sound like fun? No worries, it has several ships, considering Harry's such a flirt. Involves Leatherwearing!Hermione, Hero!Harry, Bad Ass!Lucius, and several other favorites.

Hogwarts is having a difficult time adjusting to the new Muggle English teacher Daniel Deschamps. Everyone that is, save Severus Snape.

Ginny and Draco each got detention one night and Snape is called away from his office, leaving them alone for a bit. Why should he be concerned, Draco and Ginny notoriously hate each other?? Well, he's certainly right on this...no doubt both hate each other with a panache, but there's a very fine line between hate and lust!!!

A strange room takes the Marauders back into a past that they find themselves trapped in. Now, they're running for their lives. Includes a bunch laughs, Salazar Slytherin and also quite a few snakes.

James Potter starts his fifth year, not knowing that what he finds that year will change his life, and the lives of his friends. Certain events lead to certain discoveries, plenty of Animagi, pranking, hexing, dueling, strange necklaces, baffling girls, and ancient mirrors that are hidden for a purpose. Follow MWPP from fifth year to seventh year.

Seamus feels left out when Dean spends all his time with Ginny, Neville mourns the loss of a good friend, and someone is heading for Azkaban.

So this is a really unusual day for Draco Malfoy which drives him crazy. What happens? Read to find out!

Have you ever wondered what happened when Lockhart asked our dear Potions Professor to be his 'assistant'?

If you've seen the Breakfast Club, you have the general idea, but this is Hogwarts style! With some good D/G, H/LL, MB/AG, and of course boy!Blaise. Yes, there is an OC, but she's okay. Come and read, about Hogwarts teen angst. If you're lucky, you may even see dancing Slytherins!

Lavender had some wild ideas mainly one that she initiated at their work party. What's everyone to do when she suggests they pick the name out of a hat of the guy they're going to take home with them? Hermione is NOT happy, or is she? HrH

It looks like your Headmaster's GONE MAD when--1. He sends you and your classmates to a ranch in Western Australia. 2. He wants Slytherins and Gryffindors to get ALONG! 3. Everyone in your year is forced to live on a property in the muggle world, with NO MAGIC! 4. He dresses like a hippie and has a "PARTY" for the first years. 5. He calls catching your own food, killing it, ripping out its fur/feathers/scales/guts, looking after a farm WITH animals and having to sleep on the ground, put up with bugs, do no magic, work for your money, THE SIMPLE LIFE!

Ginny does a favor for her twin brothers that leads her on a wild ride with her not so favorite enemy, Draco Malfoy.

Hermione dumps Krum thinking she and Ron are ready to have a relationship, ``but something happens. Something always happens.

Fred and George pull a prank on Malfoy... but unfortunately it goes farther than they expected it to!

Harry and Ron venture onto the grounds at night, finding something (or someone) that leaves them both feeling throughly dumbstruck. Something familiar, but appears in a very different light for one of them... and for the other, old feelings of dislike just grow stronger. Harry has slashy thoughts and low self-esteem, Draco is a pest, and Ron is just... himself. One-sided slash.

OneShot, Poem. Harry and Draco decide to make their most dramatic statement in the Great Hall during breakfast. Snogging. Hosiery. Eyeliner. Poetry.

When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off?

Draco rescues a kitten from a tree.

How Tom Riddle turned evil, and what muffins, the devil, and squibs had to do with it.

Death Eater Draco searches for the perfect girl to fulfill the Dark Lord's request.

Even wondered what really was written in Tom's Diary before it was given to Ginny? The secrets of young Slytherin Heir and bizarre events from his life await you in this story...

Ron cares for Rose while Hermione sleeps.

What happens when Hogwarts puts on LotR as its school play? Read this to find out!

Hogwarts students have dealt with all sorts of Mary Sues - the ridiculous, the annoying, and even the violently evil. But now, they have one girl that no previous fic could prepare them for - the terminally insane. Leigh is - well, we'll say "unique." You have to be, to have a pet rock - excuse us, Rok. Who talks. And who told her that she is in fact Sailor LoOn, guardian of peace, justice, and the world's bananas.``But that last part is top secret. Please don't read it. Then she'll have to kill you. Or at least poke you viciously with her Loon stick.

Draco and Hermione practice the art of chillin' like villains. An insider’s look at domestic love, complete with lazy Malfoy, irritated Granger (is there any other type?), ‘so comfortable you could fart on me’ moments, and embarrassing childhood photos.

Another -- perhaps the most obvious -- of the end-of-year report series.

Fred & George are throwing a New Year's Eve party at the Burrow. The entire (original) Gryffindor team is invited, along with Hermione. When the clock strikes 12:00, ringing in the new year, everyone has someone to kiss. Who are Fred, George, Harry, and Ron's smooching partners? A one-shot with a couple different ships.

Time has passed, but Transfigurations exams are still a bane to ``Snape, Malfoy and the others, but they\\\'ve got a plan.... No sheep were harmed ``in the making of this story. Just chocolate chip cookies.

Aiko gets shipped off to England to live with her mother when things get rocky in Japan, resulting in her enrollment in Hogwarts. Befriended by the Trio on sight, they laugh it up on their way through the school year, and life in general. Love blossoms, water fights, and more!

Because of Hermione Rita had to look for a new job - and she found it! Agony Aunt at "Witch Weekly"...

Warning: Smutty fic! ``Only a year after graduating from Hogwarts and there’s trouble for the trio. Ron a married man? Uh-oh, has Harry accidentally joined the wizarding mob?! It looks like Hermione’s turned into a very bad girl... with Draco’s help, of course.

Harry/Draco Slash. Just a bit of Romantic/Fluffy Slash? A fun-filled Saturday afternoon for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Blaise Zabini is in love with a Hufflepuff, Draco Malfoy is full of incoherent rage, and Pansy Parkinson still has to hold a fund-raiser for Voldemort. How incredibly unfair. Slash.

The year is 1971 and Severus Snape is starting his first year at Hogwarts, determined to be the most wonderfully brilliant and stoic student the school has ever had despite the best efforts of his bizarre aunt. Lily Evans is also starting her first year at Hogwarts, determined to do well and make her parents proud, despite the best efforts of her well-meaning but insanely mischevious House-mates. No matter what the future has in store for the class of 1978, these are the forever golden days (no matter what Severus may continually claim). These are the days of wands and roses.

A D/Hr fic satire, prompted by the use of the same plot line over and *over* again. Not for the weak of heart or the weak of butt.

We all saw You-Know-Who's body lying dead on the ground when we were seventeen, so that means he's been dead for three years, right? Wrong. That's the first problem. Second problem is that Terry doesn't have a girlfriend or a real job. Third is that Zacharias and I will be sharing a room for the next six months. Fourth is that ... you get the idea.

This story is a parody of Dickens' The Christmas Carol with our favorite Potions Master taking the starring role. Severus Snape takes a trip through his subconscious and comes out with a greater appreciation for the one person who truly cares about him.

A twisted tale in which Voldemort (who else?) tries to take over the world by using a concoction of spells to turn him into Barney the dinosaur. If this seems twisted and dumb to you, read the authors note in the first chapter where I try to explain everything. Mainly a fictional (supposedly) account on the Purple One's rise to power in the first chapter, it gradually becomes more and more HP oriented. Totally HP in the third chapter.

If you love Remus J. Lupin (and don't we all?), you've probably wondered what the 'J.' stands for. Sirius Black wonders the same thing, and he isn't above using a chocolate frog to find out.

Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single one of their fics? It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a D/G fic.

Why is everyone declaring love for Harry? Why is Malfoy off the Slytherin Quidditch team? Why is Ginny making a list? Why is Hermione so upset? And who is that girl with the funny accent? Too many Unexpected Task ideas combine to confuse everyone. Four chapters.

When Severus forces Draco to sacrifice his free time by tutoring Neville Longbottom in the art of Potions making, it is meant as a punishment. Or that's at least how it appears at first. A small, stinky snake, a sneaky Godfather with an even sneakier lover, a lecherous father with his past affairs, Death Eater involvement, and of course the tutoring lessons force both boys to abandon their old masks of (respectively) coldness and incompetence and face each other as they are. Perhaps tutoring isn't such a bad idea after all... SLASH SS/RL DM/NL LM/SB, past SLASH LM/SS LM/RL.

Dumbledore enlists the help of a friend from the States to help his former DADA teachers work through their anxieties.

This story is the sequel to 'Harry and Ron are in The Hills'. It is five years after that fateful New Years 'Booze Cruise'. No slash; child humour may require a select mind.

When Sirius is given an ultimatum by his mother, McGonagall enforces cannon and the PG13 rating is kept absolute, there’s only one thing left to do... Warning: Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek. Contains: slash, het, femmeslash, incest, outcest (bear with me), humor, cliché, disturbing use of drapery, utter demolition of the 4th wall, melodramatics, threesomes, some language, & near-musical encounters.

Updated to comply with Half Blood Prince. “'You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore.' 'We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,' Dumbledore said calmly." What are those ways, and what does candy have to do with anything?

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It's bottles, powder, diapers and pacifiers for Ron and his friends when a prank's result turns... Infant? 0.o. With their arch rival the sly and evil Draco Malfoy reduced to a mere toddler, their punishment is to 'baby sit' the blond haired Slytherin, until such time as a cure can be formulated. What's a Gryffindor to do?

"You should have had the wedding of your dreams...maybe in some grand cathedral, or castle, and then honeymoon in a five-star hotel or quaint bed-and-breakfast, or at least not any place that features beds with signs that say 'Insert 5 Knuts For Super Vibrating Action'--" Remus gets more than he bargained for on his honeymoon night, including a mysterious package from beyond. Remus/Tonks oneshot, obviously.

What happened after Harry and Hermione left the Great Hall and what Draco had to say about it. A sequel to Humiliation.

Heavy security is the order of the day at Hogwarts as Harry returns for fifth year. Gryffindor's new Prefect has to maintain discipline over the mutinous house, and Harry has to step in to keep her birthday from being ruined... R/H and a bit of H/G

James has a crush on Lily, but does she like him too? He finds out one day...

The Marauders, Lily, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Bill are locked in a room and being forced to MST on HPPS/HPSS! What will happen when Bill annoys Lucius to hell, Bellatrix sings and shatters several windows, and Sirius decides to kill Peter?

As the Ministry celebrates the final victory over the Dark Lord, Lucius Malfoy receives a very unusual offer.

It was a dark (but not stormy) night when Luna looked out of her hotel room and saw something extraordinary. The Wizarding world was in for a shock. Post-Hogwarts, N/L. Light, but not entirely plotless.

Okay, this is really hard. It is an MST for POTC. I warn you, plotlessness possibly ahead.

The definition of 'love' as defined by Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy is used to people worshipping him every Valentine's Day (well, every other day too...), but this year he gets a huge shock from the least likely of people.

Written for the Trio FQF in answer to the challenge: Hermione is in the delivery room; Harry and Ron attempt to be supportive but find it trying. What's worse than an anxious father-to-be? Two fathers-to-be!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny realize what the biggest difference is between boys and girls.

James, Sirius and Remus lost the Marauders Map sometime in sixth year. Severus Snape is a git. Here is how they lost the map, in a very bland sort of way. Severus is a git? Brief mention of some non-existant characters. Snape is... you get the picture. THE MAPE IS GONE FOREVER!

Ginny's love life just got much more complicated... and the truth is finally revealed!

James Potter has had a brilliant inspiration-love and Quidditch work the same way. Will this star Seeker snag Lily Evans? Or will he lose the game of love forever? Let the games begin!

'No offense guys but you reek!' Why do they reek? It's Hogwarts battle of the Sexes. Who will win and why do the boys smell of flowers? What happens next? You decide!

Set after GoF, Harry starts the summer with a new job, many feelings of guilt about Cedric's death, and some hard questions for Dumbledore. He also has a sneaking suspicion that he is being watched.

It took Ron three years to realize that Hermione was a girl. And six years to admit that he did.

For anyone who loves a smart, independent girl who finds out that the boy (the gorgeous, popular, funny boy) whose been bugging her is actually the one who makes her life ten times more fun. And don't you feel sorry for the guy? Its nice to see him get what he wants. Eventually. Maurader fic. Lily/James; Sirius/??? Should be one hell of a ride.

Ron also has a scar... but NOT on his forehead. Where then? How does Hermione know about it?? And who sent Snape a Valentine??? Find out from this wacky little story - a Ron/Hermione first time fic, from Ron's PoV.

Hermione has a secret, Draco has a mysterious relative, the gang is at university and there are dragons. Wise and terrible dragons.

Severus Snape's best friend returns to teach at Hogwarts-- YES, HE HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Some of the things that ensue: green and silver body paint, year-long chess games, action, fun, insanity for all ages! A few OCs, and a side of Severus Snape you may never have seen. Sarcasm, arguments, and reminisces about Lily abound. Voila.

Malfoys. Weasleys. One exotic Hawaiian island, two weeks' vacation. Worlds collide, mayhem ensues, the unexpected happens.

On probation from Azkaban due to "services rendered for the good of the Ministry," Draco Malfoy finds himself working under the direction of two people he utterly despises. A story of sweat, toil, irritation, and possible infatuation.

-A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, pointless conferences, Mary-Sues, makeovers, no plot, attempt at witty insults, sadistic Weasleys, horny Malfoys, mindless swearing and innuendo, dodgy time lapses, powdered cheese, general insanity and a happy ending. Written for all ficcers who despise cliche-ridden fifth year fics, this fic will move you... (into the corner, shaking with fear).

Minerva McGonagall is failing Potions thanks to several distractions of hair harassment and a certain mishap that wasn’t her fault. Honest! And now the only way Slughorn will allow her to pass his class is to get tutoring from his prized student: Tom Riddle. Pissed emotions, snarky remarks, sexual tension, and chaos ensue. And it’s going to be one hell of a year for the both of them.

Or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

It's Christmas Eve morning, and Ginny is enjoying some time alone. That is, until Draco shows up to ruin her solitude. When his insults go too far, Ginny decides to give him a flying lesson he'll never forget!

“It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you.” (Roald Dahl)

“Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!”``“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!” ``Fred and George had more in mind than just embarassing Harry! Well, actually they didn't, but they wanted to do it in a bigger way. Think cameras, costumes and watering holes! Weasley Wizarding Productions get their first hit with The Heir of Slytherin!

A year after Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's break-up, Draco is living alone in a flat when he receives an invitation in the mail. A wedding invitation. ``Contains Slash (H/D), and bits of het (he is marrying a girl after all).

Response to challenge #80 on blooddance.com. Snape’s mum comes back from Japan after an interesting vision that will change Severus’ life, as well as the life of one Harry Potter. Oneshot.

A humorous, romantic love letter written by Ron to Hermione during the summer, while they are apart. Aunt Finny likes to pinch Hermione's cheeks. Ron likes to pinch the cheeks on Hermione's cute little caboose.

HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.

James is left to answer one of the most frequently asked questions of all time...what's his answer?

Molly Weasley tries her hand at matchmaking. Wackiness ensues.