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It's not easy being a toad, especially when you belong to one Neville Longbottom.

HP/Discworld crossover. Death is unimpressed with Voldemort's quest for immortality, especially when it involves his property, but is determined to be patient nevertheless. Voldemort is unimpressed with Death's interference and is most decidedly not going to be patient. The ensuing confrontation can only be described as "...FUN".

Flora and Fauna are about to start their third year at Hogwarts. All goes well, until the Chamber of Secrets is opened.

Draco is a very bad boy. Oh, he really is. But he luuuurves Pan-- Har-- stuff.

'The inelegant rumble in my stomach causes my face to contort in concentration. Of all the times to get wind, why now?!' Professor Snape is standing up there blowing like a huge bag of hot air.

This is some general oddness about all the characters being odd and doing odd things. Why? Because I said so! And as the author I am allowed to say so.

ALL the Weasleys have red hair. A very silly little ficlet. R/H

It's the beginning of the end... and Sirius is already causing trouble! The often humorous trials and tribulations of the Marauders in their last year at Hogwarts, through their never-ending classes, raucous pranks, and numerous relationships. Established Sirius x Remus, James x Lily.

Ginny is writing to Tom in the diary. What's happening to her. The story of The Chamber of Secrets from Ginny's point of view.

The Dark Lord is on the rise, and one by one people lose hope as people and things are torn from them. It is dangerous to be a student at Hogwarts, but our Marauders are fearless and are determined to spread chaos, mischief, and mayhem with all the enthusiasm of a basketful of puppies. Primary on this list is, of course, tormenting those who support the Dark Lord... SLYTHERINS. ``Pure and utter Marauders madness, starting with Sirius' midnight mayhem and progressing to all-out warfare between the Slytherins and Gryffindors. Featuring Sirius' teddy bear and random prank devilry.

Written for Lar's challenge: write a fic about Harry Potter characters attending Wee Wizards camp. You get extra bonus points for mentioning camp-type activities, i.e., crafts and campfires. ``Pansy finds herself with an unlikely partner and is none too happy about it. Then again, neither is he.

"My favourite colour is pink. It’s not because Parvati likes it. Everyone thinks I do what Parvati does, because sometimes I do. But sometimes, I don’t..." - Life through the eyes of a girl that sees what others don't. LB/DT

It was an accident. Hermione was not supposed to fall for Fred. Literally. F/Hr funny fluff.

Something is wrong with Draco and it is up to Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley to find out what! Will Ron give Malfoy the kiss of death? Will Draco remove those ridiculous boxer shorts? Will Malcolm Baddock show Professor Sprout his exotic killer plant? Only time can tell...

Draco Malfoy is asked by The Dark Lord to complete a task that has been annoying him for a while... hedges and read please ;)

Harry Potter wants a certain blond co-worker, but Malfoy has no idea Harry's interested in him. Harry is desperate and will do anything to get Malfoy's attention. Tired of acting as Harry's stand-in therapist, Hermione gives Harry a journal for his birthday, in order to help him work out his feelings. What follows is a series of Harry’s ramblings and scribbles about his feelings and various failed attempts at courting one Draco Malfoy.

Voldemort attempts a spell, which backfires and robs him of his powers, forcing him to live a Muggle lifestyle, aided by his faithful servants, Bellatrix and Wormtail.

Where illusions are shattered! Where dreams are trodden in the dust! Where morons with an Imac type this s**t directly in with no revision. Watch for following pairings: Harry/Dumbledore, Padma/Dobby, Myrtle/life-size inflatable Aaron Carter doll in garter belt. Or maybe not, I don't know.

When Ginny receives a Christmas present from her Mum, she sees that sometimes dropping a loop is the worst possible choice in knitting. (Hints at GW/DM.)

This is a tale of love and lies, mystery and deceit, loyalty and treachery, hate and corruption. No, wait! Wrong story... it's actually about... em... sock-puppets... and... Voldemort...and one big spell!

Remus Lupin was used to sneaking out of his dorms over the full moon, so good at it in fact, he was positive none of his friends would notice he'd gone, but as he sneaks back to the dorms just after the sun rise, he gets the shock of his life. “Where have you been, Remus?” James Potter, one of Remus's best friends, was never stupid, but now Remus must decide whether he wants to keep his secrets, or his best friends.

Mrs Black is snogging Caradoc Dearborn on his last Order mission. Written for Fiction Alley Park's Valentine's Day OTP challenge 2005.

Harry and Ginny hate each other, and now they're in each other's bodies! Join them through their tough time being each other!

Just a little Lockhart story, subtitled They Think I've Lost My Mind.

Voldemort Transfigures Harry into a donkey. It's a pity he didn't take Ali Bashir a bit more seriously.

On his first birthday after the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina visits George with some news. Written for the Rebirth Challenge at The Quidditch Pitch.

What you didn't see in Snape's Pensieve.

We've all seen interviews with the movie cast of Harry Potter, but what about the actual people in the books? Rita Skeeter now has her own chat show, and now the cast get their chance to speak.

An innocent Muggle meets the Death Eaters.

Harry's running from the press at the Quidditch World Cup! Can Oliver save the day? Sporks, the weapon of choice.

Hermione makes an entry in her diary about some strange happenings at Hogwarts. Muggles have arrived, and it's all her fault!

A rainy Saturday with nothing to do. Six teens. Hormones. What do all these have in common, you ask? ...Don't say we didn't warn you.

This is when members of Hogwarts receive random fan mail. Chaos shall ensue with the random letters they receive.

The Wizarding World's on strike, Harry's scar hurts and the Dark Lord pays a visit.

Scylla is a sixteen-year-old girl who was raised in London, England. Scylla is madly in love with her best friend, Terry, but doesn't know if he feels the same. Now her parents are trying to fix her up with none other than Draco Malfoy. Will Scylla choose Draco or Terry? Will she win the man of her dreams or fall for the mysterious Draco?

What's really going on with Tonks and Lupin? What's going through Remus's mind? And where is James when you need him?

A journal, or rather, a log of thoughts from one of Hogwarts finest pranksters--aside from the Weasley Twins. Get into the mind of Sean Atkins, a fifth year Gryffindor with unique sense of humor. However, he makes drastic changes to his carefree and aloof lifestyle when he meets, ahem, the "girl of his dreams" and begins to chase after her. People think of him as a mental case--after he cleans up himself and his act... A good story about just being yourself when all else fails.

Seems like all the kids with the great brains have the disadvantage when it comes to Apparating, so it's no surprise that the goof-ball, James Potter, does it better than the smart girl, Lily Evans.

"Hey, hey, now, Mr. Safety-Man. It was your idea to make the whole place impenetrable to magical entry, remember? And besides, what would our lovely Muggle neighbors think if I just bombarded down the door?" Harry is having some trouble with his keys. Hermione is amused. Smirking ensues. (One-shot)

Harry, while on assignment for the Order post-Hogwarts, stumbles across a meeting of the Society for Creative Anachronism.

Nick is turned down for the Headless Hunt (again) and finds a sympathetic ear in the form of second year Luna Lovegood. However when she hatches a scheme to decapitate him properly, is Nick really ready to fix his little problem permanently?

An out-take, showing exactly how MWPP learnt to do the reversal spell in the shrieking shack.

An eighteen-year-old Dung Fletcher is in dire need of money, and together with a friend he comes up with the idea of the century... to rob Gringott's.

McGonagall, Dumbledore, Moody and Arthur decide to go bowling.

'...Naturally everyone has their mish-mash days, but mine generally only happen when the wanglesgrout has lodged itself up my nose again.' Neville asks Luna how she is, and ends up going in over his head. Luna/Neville.

The story so far... Harry has just found Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets. Tom has begun to recount a tale of his past exploits though Harry remains blissfully unaware of the nature of Tom’s true identity. Tom kindly decides to help him out...

Bad things are happening at Hogwarts. It must be the Slytherins' faults.

Hermione searches for something she lost and, with Ginny's help, realizes she doesn't need it afterall. One-shot. Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny

Draco finally realizes what he's put into his hair. Who's going to rescue his precious locks if not Harry?

A bride-to-be and a groom-to-be steal a few minutes alone, away from the mad world all around them. H/G

One night, on a dark heath, the Dark Lord met with his minions for a night of bloodthirsty deeds. But the Death Eaters didn't really fancy all that evilness (it was a bit chilly, after all), so they showed Lord Voldemort the wonder that is The Sound of Music. Watch him laugh, cry and skip about in an amusing manner.

What happens when Ravenclaw House has a baby staying with them? How do the Ravenclaws deal with it---not to mention the teachers! Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ universe.

An author named Joanne speaks with an increasingly flustered Harry Potter about a series of books she has written about his time at Hogwarts. Harry is worried about the many glaring inconsistencies within the stories, and several odd titles, such as 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'.

Jacquelyn Randolf wants this Christmas to be the best Christmas for her and her orphaned brother and sisters. What happens when she gets her wish? How does Hogwarts and Harry Potter fit into all of this?

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination but who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

After a talk with Harry and Ginny, Ron finds out exactly why trees are so important.

Where Ginny is disobedient, and it's Ron to the rescue. The hidden dangers, and rewards, of a sunny summer afternoon.

This is the last battle, in a humorous way. A chicken, some radioactive squirrels, a turkey, some frogs and a fox made their way into this unique fic. Read, if you dare.

Who knew that warring roommates could help your spellwork?

Remus and Sirius discover that Summoning Charms can have unexpected consequences. (R/S)

Mr. and Mrs. Sinclair are confused about their Floo bill. A Mr. S. Black has been using the fireplace, but the only other residents are the Jarvey and their large dog, Harold...

Harry is being chased by Death Eaters, until he is cornered. What will happen in the end?

A potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry's already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it's not just a prank?

"It was a beautiful, lazy Sunday, and only the most studious of students were in the library. Most were seventh years. All were being heckled by Madam Pince." Blaise has a typical Sunday morning.

Eugene knows everything. Creepy isn't it.``Hinted at past R/Hr``Definite H/Hr

(During Harry's second year.) Furious at how Lucius Malfoy is spreading word about the flying car incident, Arthur Weasley confronts him at the Ministry of Magic. Chaos and slash ensue. [AW/LM]

The celebration of Draco's birthday leads to a fight with Harry, who only wanted to share his Muggle customs.

Strange things are happening to our heroes. Who is responsible?

The summer before OotP, Dobby has had enough of Winky's drinking. A Dobby/Winky shorty.

This story is littered with clichés, blind dates, rather poor attempts at humour, more clichés, and perhaps, if you are lucky, a few happy endings as well. D/G.

Harry Potter has turned to drinking after defeating Voldemort. What's happened to our innocent, save-the-world hero?

A brief look into the teen angst-filled life of James Potter as he walks down the ever-changing hallways of Hogwarts.

When Ron's hair begins to fall out, he goes to great lengths to prevent it. A short fic on a spell gone wrong.

Lavender and Parvati attack Hermione... but not the way you think. A bit of Ron/Hermione.

There's an adventurer, a schemer, and a rapscallion...and then there's Peter. And he certainly never dreamed that this would happen. Marauder-era genfic, AU theme. But it could happen. With Professor Sprout and Hagrid. This was for the January 2006 challenge on the omniocular community on livejournal. Special thanks to Pavonis for "Kate" and the Hanging Basket inclusion. Title taken from the Rolling Stones song.

Ron sat up in his sleeping bag and looked at Draco. “It could be worse, we could be standing outside treading in cow manure and staring at star constellations; if you think about it, it was rather good of Hermione to give us a tent.” Complete with magazinestealing!Draco. Not R/D.

After graduation, Harry decides to go into the world to find someone who loves him, leaving behind the only woman he's ever loved. Will he recognize his mistake, or will it be too late for him and Kalli?

Hermione explains her History of Magic project.``Crossover with Discworld.

A preview of what's to come in a new humorous Schnoogle novel...

And introducing, for your entertainment pleasure, Malfoy - Homicidal Kitten and Weasley - Kamikazi Puppy! Keep them away from stairs, and each other... Also featuring The Flying Hufflepuff Filker, the Ravenclaw Filker of Doom, and Gryffindor's Merry Filker, as well as an all-new Christmas filk.

Goyle has a great idea... well, maybe not great... includes Malfoy eating crayons...not something you see every day!

Snape is, yet again, the butt of Sirius' latest joke. A bit of SiriusxRemus, but hardly at all.

Draco exchanged his father with Nikie for the endings of a "hilarious miserable Potter" fan fic and of course, Lucius isn't going to be too happy about it. So, to keep himself from killing the only person who knows he's in the Muggle world America, he's going to write his daily adventures. And here they are...

Draco does a Harry Potter. He finds himself at the door step of people he's never seen nor heard of and remembers very little. Minor difference: he's living with a person who likes him and he has privileges. Tiny problem: he's invisible to the Muggle eye, doesn't know where the Magical-American world is, and he has no money! What will our poor, pretty boy do? Write everything in his diary, of course.

Draco is being attacked... by himself! Hilarity guaranteed as canon Draco meets fanon Draco!

The Great War rages on and Draco Malfoy is desperate to get out of the trenches. Will he be able to or is he going to be faced with yet another excuse to get his brains blown out for wizarding kind? Featuring Bitter!Draco.

While Gavin Black suffers through his first weaving lesson, he and two siblings confront their parents about a few inconsistencies in the story of their courtship. From the "Interwoven" universe, and therefore AU.

MWPP/L have a totally '70s experience.

Ever wonder what would happen if the Meterpreters gave advice?

Reporter Noelle Eyre is doing another interview. This time she is interviewing a portrait of Hogwarts founders, but one's missing. I'll give you four guesses as to who.

Just where exactly

See why Luna is persecuted so much! See what the Ravenclaws do in their spare time! See what happens when Dumbledore tries to put his foot down! Lawsuits! Northern Ireland! Gratuitous bad language!

Ron wakes up with no memory of the night before on one of the most important days of his life.

We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have witnessed his most terrifying fury, and the unspeakable horrors that he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, and you will learn many interesting facts about him that are not found in the books. But be warned- what you find may shock you.

Can things get any worse? Ron Weasley doesn't believe they can, and he's never felt so happy in his life.

As the sextet find some time to have a good chat and sort some things out, a large force of Death Eaters are on their way to cleanse Hogsmeade. Lots of non-fluffy fluff, whizz-bang special effects, and a Death Eater with a splitting headache. Rated for violence, gore and huge nasty pointy teeth.

James Potter returns home from a Quidditch match, only to discover that in his absence baby Harry has discovered a new-found eloquence. Just a random one-shot created for the L/J cookie jar.

Twin-centric one-shot set during Book 5, after the duo left Hogwarts Fred is being a twit. George is tired of it. They beat on each other. And a good time is had by all. Mentions of various other Weasleys, Hogwarts students and mild references to Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia and Angelina/Roger.

Mad, Mad Passionate Love returns, bigger and more disgusting than before! With interhouse romances popping up everywhere, how can Hogwarts cope with the onslaught of such powerful passions? Lots of fanon stereotype fun, including Pathetic! Draco, Sexy! Snape, and Fiery! Ginny. "But I love you," Tom had said, tears streaming from his bright red eyes. He couldn't blame Albus… he wasn't nearly as handsome as he'd been the year before, when his eyes had still been a normal color and he had actually had a nose.

Severus Snape was sent to Cornwall in the summer of 1996 by Dumbledore to do 'Order work' which really meant relax. Follow Snape's excursion in the Muggle world with a new identity and new discoveries to technology and being social. It's a laugh, really.