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CHAPTER 3 POSTED It's Lily and James' 7th year, and Lily won't give James the time of day. But when Slughorn assigns them a project for which they have partners, James sees this as his chance. For things to turn out okay, it's going to take a miracle.

Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny, and Harry are getting together for Christmas. Voldemort has been defeated and they are all out of school, except for Ginny, who is in her seventh year.

A Blind Round Robin written by Stufler, Larinzia Hope, Ginnysdarkside, AmanitaMuscaria1, Shahrazad, and others. Harry's day starts out bad, and goes out on a random tangent from there...

Minerva, with Dumbledore's help, discovers a special magical prowess. BeST's response to the September/October 2007 FA/Quidditch Pitch challenge. UPDATE: Winner of the FA/QP challenge.

Harry kills Voldemort and lives happily ever after, right? Not quite. A two part story that delves into the continued woes of Harry Potter. In the midst of his victory, Harry is arrested for murder and practicing dark magic. He's got other plans and so does Ginny.

Ginny and her mother are shopping for a gown to wear to the upcoming winter ball, when a disgruntled Draco stumbles upon them and decides to spoil the fun. A short-but-sweet humor fic with a twist!

Harry wants to date. Draco wants benefits. They both want some sugar. H/D anti-fluff

A short and crazy one shot containing seven ships, six of which are slashes... AD/Voldemort, HP/Voldemort, HP/DM, AD/MM, LM/Voldemort, AD/HP, and JP/Voldemort. Obviously, things get a bit weird....

Based on the love potion that was presented by J.K. Rowling in year six. Things go awry, Ron decides to trip Draco Malfoy and his contents go into the most unexpecting cauldron. Hr/DM

Draco joins a band. Ginny is having serious late night run-ins leaving her badly bruised, and Hermione has discovered a dangerous plot buried within the whisperings of the Hogwarts school.

Ravenclaw prefect Lisa Turpin volunteers to tutor at the library for a day; it looks good on your record, after all. Seems easy, right? Wrong. Hilarity ensues when she encounters the very imbeciles that mke up the dregs of society!

A bored summer night leads to a game of sorts. For the JingArt Fic Challenge.

Harry and the gang try in vain to figure out what year they are set in.

Ginny wakes up to a something very odd.

Behind every picture-perfect smile, there's bound to be a lie. There is no exception when it comes to the teenage portraits of the Four "Great" Founders that supposedly got along swimmingly until the end. Godric and Helga seem to be the perfect couple, while Salazar is in love with the hot-headed Rowena. Now, if only Rowena would see it that way...

It was only a quick game while they were waiting. But it didn't turn out quite the way the boys anticipated...

Harry and Draco decorate their house for Christmas. D/H fluff!

One shot! A behind-the-scene look at a fashion show to benefit St. Mungo's. Hosted by Madam Rosmerta!

Errol meet Window. Window meet Errol. Revenge is at hand. One-shot.

Have you ever wondered about what it would be like after the Dark Lord is finally vanquished? Draco Malfoy takes a stroll down memory lane and finds something surprisingly disturbing at the end.

It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up.... post-DH, pre-Epilogue.

Auror Frank Longbottom makes a hash of young Severus Snape's life and career plans.

Take a delightful peak into a peculiar alternate universe where "magic" is synonomous with "occult"! WARNING: The following fic contains irony, Monty Python humor, camp, and maybe a spot of liquified brain matter. Don't worry about that. ^_^ (Satan and the Occult claim no ownership to Harry Potter.)

The diary of Severus Snape if he were ever to live with me for three months (in America, in the Muggle world, and invisible to the Muggle eye).

Remus/Sirius. All Remus wants to do is bake the gingerbread to take to the Potters, but Sirius would rather snog him senseless. Short little ficlet.

"Granger, I understand the incessant need most people have for getting absolutely besotted with the holiday, but I don't quite think this is what is expected." DHr fluff!

Padma won two tickets to a concert of the Weird Sisters... But who to ask to go with her...

Remus and Sirius take a moment to relax and buy shoes, but their ideas on shoe shopping are very different. Pure fluff.

The night before Ron's first year, Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the "dreaded dangers" within the Sorting ceremony....

Aleka is definitely not your average girl. Her family was taken captive by pirates, and she was raised as one. Now, a mysterious letter comes to her saying that they have answers about the one person she has been trying to forget.

Two Muggle-borns get their letters and go to Hogwarts. I know it's been done before (MANY TIMES) but (hopefully) it's a bit different. You also find out who Hermione's friends were before she went to Hogwarts. She was Muggle-born afterall...

Bernard Goldsmith is in for the shock of his life when he finds out that his wife is faaar from normal...abnormal noises, strange things in the storage room.

It hasn't been a very good year at all for the Malfoy family, but Narcissa is determined to put her best foot forward and keep up appearances in her annual Christmas letter. Warning: contains high quantities of self-delusion, and far more underlining than necessary.

Nineteen years after the deathly hallows, Harry and Ginny are married, but their eldest son is only 12 yrs old. This story is about those missing 7 yrs; 6 of which Ginny spent slapping, snogging and falling in love with Draco Malfoy.

Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.

A British witch who is using unauthorized magic in New Orleans is Draco's new assignment. What happens is a surprise to both of them.

Harry will keep his promise to deliver Snape's portrait to the Headmaster's office--but only after enlisting its help with an important assignment. Even Snape's image can be a handful, but Harry isn't worried. There are so many ways to dispose of an obstreperous portrait . . .

It is always a bad idea to forget your best friend's birthday. It is also a bad idea to remember it. James/Lily.

Follow Draco through his seventh year at Hogwarts, through his highs, lows and in particular, the burning of his eyebrow by a rogue Blast-ended Skrewt.

The year is 1980 and the date is December 25th. The Dark Lord will be defeated by a small child called Harry Potter in less than a year. Just a few weeks earlier, two Death Eaters have been killed by Aurors; everything seems to be going remotely well for the good part of the wizarding world. But in another corner of it three Death Eaters share a Christmas full of memories, too much wine, hope and humour. Meet Armand Avery, Corwin Nott and Severus Snape at their last Christmas as followers of Voldemort for fifteen years.

Harry isn’t hungry. Ron and Hermione are worried and Neville’s had better days, too. (Post-OotP.)

Draco Malfoy finds out who really tore up his robes. To what lengths will he go to get Ginny to talk to him again?

Harry hadn't anticipated having no choice but to go to Ron and Hermione for wedding night advice. The information he got wasn't quite what he expected.

The four Marauders decide to congratulate themselves for their OWL year by going to North America on vacation. From the quill of Moony, see in how much trouble four Brits can get!

Love and Wheezes in a time of war. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.

Sequel to "To Scrub a Dirty Toilet", this fic follows Ron and Hermione through their rapidly changing relationship, and there's also a little romance for Harry too.

When Snape's unknown niece joins him at Hogwarts at the begining of the Trio's fifth year, chaos ensues. Thrown in a semi-nice Lucius and an unrelenting Draco on a quest, and fifth year doesn't seem so boring anymore. A/U, Draco/OC

Challenge fic. Draco's gone to a visit to the Burrow. Features Barbie dolls, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, sparkly mascara and a little bit of Orlando Bloom.

Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James are bored and hot at Peter's house. They venture outside to find....

Harry and Ginny decide to stop fighting their feelings for each other, just in time for Harry's seventh and final year.

When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she doesn't seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters. SBOC

What happens when Fred and George Weasley, accompained by an...unwilling member of staff, travel back in time 400 years? They happen to bump into a certain Edmund Blackadder...

Remus is very distraught. He just lost another one of his best friends and he can't get over it. But then, something happens. Something that helps get over his grievances and gives him quite a laugh.

"If I could have foreseen my death, which I was unable to do, thank God, I would have left a letter..."

Voldemort finds himself in a rather infuriating position. In order to kill Harry Potter, he has to save him first. That's right, he has to work for his kill, although he gets more than he bargained for.

When Hogwarts embarks on a production of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" during Lucius Malfoy's seventh year, he finds himself unwillingly cast in the title role and drawn to the quiet and clever -- and therefore, boring -- Narcissa Black. Cameos by Bellatrix Black, various teachers, certain members of MWPP, Severus Snape, the Weasleys, and Lucius's future long hair.

Imagine a Hogwarts taken over by some musical lover. Is that all it takes for two people destined for each other to find their love? Friends try to convince the lovers to make their move through songs and choreographed choruses. Hogwarts is a mad house. How fun can this be?

What if the veil wasn’t actually death? What if it were a portal to Germany in the early 1800s? Extremely crazy Sirius/Beethoven slash inspired by Immortal Beloved.

A typical sarcastic Ravenclaw is left in the hospital wing after an... interesting... Quidditch tryout. If only she had someone to talk to.``As long as it wasn't him.

Jaessa Starsley: your average, goody-goody Hogwarts student, right? Wrong! See what kind of trouble she gets into while she falls in love and is tortured (in a friendly way) by Harry and Ginny Potter's daughter, Lily.

Bratty, snobbish, and spoilt Bethany Beddarthin is determined to take the wizarding world by storm! But can she, when her rich Muggle parents are already living in fear and loathing of her uncle Thomas, a expatriate of the wizarding world? And is Thomas really a criminal like she’s been told, or in fact something much more sinister? Hogwarts may be the only place she’ll find the answers - if she can survive her first year! Includes the offspring of the Weasleys and the Malfoys, vampires, extremely odd house mates, and a new Dark Lord rising...

Hogwarts has its first official "science" fair, of sorts. Includes electricity, Ron doing tea leaf readings, Hermione with blue hair and Parvati's method to Divination, which doesn't really work.

Draco Malfoy hates everything about Harry. Every single little thing. But hatred, as we all know, sometimes evolves into other feelings.

Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"

“You! What’re you doing here?”``Draco whipped around, coming face to face with a set of gorgeous blue eyes. Stepping back, he gasped in awe. Before him stood a man with long blond locks, blue eyes, tanned skin, dressed in a TEAL kilt and white pirate shirt! Wonder of wonders! “You’re almost as pretty as I am!”

Ginny Weasley has long had a 'thing' for Harry Potter. In her fourth year at Hogwarts, things started to look better. Right? An interesting and - hopefully - humorous take on Harry from Ginny's point of view.

Ginny has creative ways of distracting Hermione from her studies. (Hermione/Ginny femmeslash)

OK...this is a random one-shot that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Harry Potter series, except that they share names. Everyone is very OOC and VERY silly. Don't read if you're looking for a good, meaningful fic!

A heroic saga of forbidden love. The Romeo and Juliet of the modern age. It's Harry/Draco... in verse!

One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon-ish, humour.

During Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s sixth year at Hogwarts, they spend a Christmas at the Burrow. Massive hysteria ensues at the Weasley house, including (but not limited to) fighting with Fairy Lights, an exceptionally grumpy Mrs. Weasley, Arthur in big trouble with his wife, a VERY lost muggle, and lots of shouting. Oh, and what’s that in Charlie’s room? (Sorry it’s so late, but think of it this way: What better way to get your mind off of school/work than by reading about the holidays?)

“…old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young…” (OotP, p. 728). Meet a young clever prankster and the-one-who-inspired-you-know-who as children: Albus Dumbledore and Adolph Grindelwald. Insight into their minds.

Whatever terrible fears Harry had about parallel universes paled in comparison to what he was about to fall into now!

"I think karma has come to visit me. And instead of giving me riches and perhaps a pony, it has decided to beat me to a bloody pulp." What goes around comes around. Especially for Lily Evans in her relationship (or lack thereof) with James Potter. Karma isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Fred and George decide to put their money where their mouth is, so to speak and branch off from the prankster business into Flobberworm Juice. Poised and ready to sell, they’re approached by the one person they’d never have expected to help. Can they trust ole’ Perc? And why does he want so badly to help them sell the new coughs slashy product coughs?

And the wildness continues! The much-anticipated sequel to Voldie's Tea Party and Harry Potter's Tea party has finally gotten here! Draco Malfoy catches the tea party fever from Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and begins to have them in his common room. So what happens when he is interrupted? Nothing good for the interruptor. Read to find out what the heck I'm talking about!

Finally, there is a solution to all of Hogwarts' relationship problems! That's right, a world-renowned speaker is coming to talk at the school! Now, if only Ron wasn't in love with Hermione who's in love with Harry who's in love with... are they any love lines that *aren't* crossed in this school?

Having made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date. Sequel to Under The Table.

In which there is a drunk Ron, and people lurking in the shadows. A cookie for Blood Magic by GatewayGirl found on Schnoogle

It's time for History of Magic and the trio gets side-tracked by swapping notes. Harry's rather hyper, Hermione is killer with a quill and Ron is denying things.

"Apologies. I don't do rhetorical questions. You'll have to check with Pettigrew on that one. Every question's a rhetorical one with him, if you take the strict definition of the word, because he can't answer any of them." James Potter and Sirius Black get up to some fun. Which means anything but for poor beleagued prefect Lily Evans. And who exactly is responsible for those knights on the fourth floor, who don't usually sport pink tutus and peg legs? One-shot.

Why doesn\\\'t Hogwarts have visits for the families of Muggle-born pupils, so that they can see what their child is getting into? Maybe they used to ... before Penelope Clearwater\\\'s parents came on such a visit.

We don't know about you, but we think Hagrid has promise. He needs a little work before you start shipping him off...

Secrets are revealed within one night.

Harry ponders how his point of view on love, Ron, and socks has changed since personally admitting his feelings for Draco. Sequel to "Disbelief." (Runs parallel to "Acceptance.")

How did the greatest magic school in the world get its start? One of the Founders, Helga Hufflepuff, explains (in her own way) just how the school began....

Hogwarts has decided to host a day when the house-elves serve many different dishes from many different countries! Hermione's excited, Harry's hoping there'll be pizza, and Ron, well, Ron's really not sure...

Ron falls victim to an April Fools prank where he is transfigured into a rat. How does a rat survive a day in the hazard world of Hogwarts? How will he escape the clutches of a very randy Voldemort? Featuring clueless Ron, frustrated Hermione, indignant Draco, repenting Harry, disappointed Lucius, and two half-giants who are not afraid to experiment with the floo network! A sequel of sorts to A Day in the Life of a Ferret.

The holidays are about to arrive, and no one can find Draco Malfoy! Where is he? Why is he gone? And why did Hagrid shave his beard? Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Seamus/Dean.``Watch out for those garden shears!

Another story where Longbottom has an accident in Potions and Harry faces the consequences, but with a twist.

Parvati and Lavender have come up with a most brilliant idea. How do they drag Hermione into it, and how does a telescope fit in?

During a botched lecture on sexual education, Professor Snape yields in favor of someone much more educated...Roger Davies.

It was a complete and utter shock when Lily laid down her fork in the middle of the meal and announced that she was in love." Lily II/Teddy for the Father-Daughter/ Weather Challenge on HPFC.

Tonight on the David Letterman Show, Remus Lupin!``Remus wants to give Letterman a piece of his mind.

Lucius knows better than anyone that if Harry Potter is dating Draco Malfoy, the World is about to End. Slash, obviously.

A one shot: Hermione and Ron's first kiss: a result of an argument on how smart Ron is.

"Eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves, Ron Weasley."

What happened to a certain character's property after he died? The Wisconsin Court of Appeals had a real headache to deal with... Inspired by a discussion on A.J. Hall's LiveJournal after OotP's release. Refers to characters from Lust Over Pendle.

Potter/Discworld crossover - Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. Whhat's going on? Where did all the bigjobs spring from? And what about the man in a tin suit in the pitcher?

Why is Remus angry? What is Sirius up to this time? Why does chocolate taste so good when it's supposed to be bad for you?