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Fred and George Weasley never thought that being hauled to Filch's office could be a good thing. Now wrong they were. one-shot

When the Dark Lord has trouble recovering from his Obliviator Charms, Draco, Ginny, and their pink-haired offspring are asked to help him relocate to Japan. A squirrel wreaks havoc, a toaster complains loudly, and general madness ensues. Utterly silly D/G.

Harry gets zapped to the "real world." How does it go? What would you do if you had a second chance? What would you change?

Draco and Hermione are in their fourth year at Hogwarts. They get detention together etc. Humorous, lots of dialouge.

It has been decades since the last Ghost Revue, and since then, three more ghosts have joined the school's gang. Come meet them!

When Charlie Weasley takes his nieces to a Muggle park to see a dragon themed play structure, he finds more than just slides and swings. What can happen over a week while visiting the same park and the same woman? A lot.

(A/U!) Fred and George, young, care-free, and innocent, find the map which will lead them to success. Only there are some 'details' about the map no one mentioned...

Young Draco and Lucius have completely silly and pointless arguments about hippos and dolls.

Fred deals with Angelina's usual beginning of the school year annoyance at him.

When a baby beluga falls out of the sky, it drastically changes Hogsmeade and the lives of Harry and Hermione. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Sirius Black tries to investigate in some matters. Sequel to "Take Two."

Written in a moment of not only Harry's, but also the author's confirmed insanity. Busted bashing, stupid!Harry, and McGonagall snogging a whippersnapper with scary eyebrows. Harry sits on Snape's knee and is bottle-fed. Hilarious!

Baking, love, and Padfoot and Moony in the kitchens! Well, Remus is trying to cook, and Sirius finds him and sets about tasting everything, including Remus. Very adorable and slashy.

A Gentlemen’s Agreement between Mr Draco Malfoy and Mr Ronald Weasley leads to a disrupted morning, a long-awaited Quidditch result and a very annoyed Harry. Set in an AU sixth year, where the twins, Angelina, Alicia and Katie haven’t left. Slash.

Penelope helps Hermione with her hair. She and Molly tell the story of their courtships. ````Sweet. Fluffy. Girl bonding. ````One-shot. RW/HG PW/PC AW/MW

We've all seen the cane Lucius Malfoy carries around. Some might say it was a Pimp Cane. But what if that cane was an entity of its own? Someone trapped inside for the whole of eternity? What if the Pimp Cane was Bob?

Percy has a new assignment from Mr. Crouch: increase the economic uses of Flobberworms! Percy searches for a way to promote Flobberworm usage, approval from his Dad, and become "one of the guys." He succeeds at all of these goals in a most creative way!

A short fic of Snape's Worst Memory told in Remus Lupin's POV with an ending that could have been.

MWPP-era. Meet Princess Lily with her fiery red hair and a temper to match. Meet James, prince of the elves - also the boy who plays a prank on Lily and gets to see her temper flare. How does James survive and does Lily snap at anyone else?

"He is resting in peace! He has fallen beyond the Veil and left us forever. He’s kicked the bucket, dead as a doornail, gone to doggie heaven, given up the ghost, he’s standing outside the Pearly Gates and making a pass at St. Peter as we speak! This wizard is absolutely, irrevocably, without a shadow of a doubt DECEASED!!!"

Marauders Era. Remus Lupin is willing to try anything to unlock the secrets of love and understanding women. A certain type of book might just hold the key...

It's what you've all been waiting for: the Harry Potter musical! Here's the script for "Yo Yo Yo, It's the Sorcerer's Stone," in which Hagrid has to pee, Dumby gets naked, and stupidity is just around the corner!

The trio's search for the horcruxes leads them somewhere unexpected...a little town in Southern California.

Basically, I got really hyper and wrote a lot of insanity into a plotless trip. Oh well, enjoy! I'm not going to tell you what's inside.

The dark, evil Azkaban tower had no idea what it was in for when a quarreling couple tramped up to its doors, soon to be joined by a confused Severus Snape, still rattled and disgruntled from the HBP incident. And you'd never know that you could tell so much about someone just by looking at their socks.

For Harry Potter's twenty-eighth birthday, he received three pairs of socks, two ties, and a summons to his bosses' office. What happened next could only be expected of Harry Potter.

What would happen if James Joyce wrote Harry Potter? A silly little satire, clever, pithy and a little weird. A parody of the classic Finnigan's Wake.

When Harry's wand goes missing, he has no choice but to ask for the help of the cunning Slytherins to find it back - but who knew Draco was a detective fit enough to lick Sherlock's boots? HP/DM. Slashyness.

What happens, when Draco Malfoy realises his biggest enemy is the razor that is slowly shaving his leg..?

The Marauders were playing a game of truth-or-dare, and Sirius was dared to do something extremely embarrassing during breakfast. What is it, and how will the students and professors react?

The Gryffindors are in for quite a day. Mysterious confessions, Chicken Grams, and passionate kisses are just a few of the crazy things that will give Harry and Ron a new meaning for the words ‘miserable Monday’, and that's just breakfast. R/Hr, G/Dean. A part of the 15 Things Challenge.

Oliver and Fred discovered Snape's secret opium den! There is repeated bum-squeezing, getting high, disco, ominous warnings, and skinny-dipping! Another added plus... Virtually No Plot! Warning *Underage drug use and mild slash* YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Or wait, was it They Were WARNED? Oh, I am so confused!

What does a guy do when he doesn't know how to say "I love you"? Write a letter of course, but for Draco Malfoy, that would be a bit too "sissy". Nevertheless, he expresses his heartfelt feelings in a "pamphlet" and hopes to win his girl's heart. But being him, arrogant, self-centered and all, will it be enough?

“It figures that you two would run off into a girls store to buy make-up and make out. You silly poufs..." A short, fun fic about Moony and Padfoot shopping for make-up, making out, and catching Prongs in the act.

This wacky, rather odd story tells the tale of what might happen if Hogwarts was ever visited by a Wizard of Oz-type tornado. Starring Neville and Luna, this fic features a flying Greenhouse, Boating!CrossDressing!Snape and singing, dancing, candy-waving House Elves. What's not to love?

Prof. Trelawney's Divination class tries out a new method of seeing the future. Many receive puzzling results, especially Neville, who doesn't know what to make of what he's found.... Funny, yet mysterious.

Ever hate a picture of yourself so much you wanted to destroy it? How Filch sees Mrs. Norris is not quite how Mrs. Norris sees herself. Filch really should have known better.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Hermione and Draco had to serve detention together in the wee hours of the night? You can find out here as Hermione tells Ron about her... interesting... night.

Harry and Hermione enjoy their secret in the Room of Requirement after Harry gives Hermione her birthday present. Cheesy and Fluffy ONE SHOT and Year 7 Rated PG-13

A completely random piece about Harry, pepperoni pizza and the future of the wizarding world. Read to find out more!

CHAPTER 3 POSTED It's Lily and James' 7th year, and Lily won't give James the time of day. But when Slughorn assigns them a project for which they have partners, James sees this as his chance. For things to turn out okay, it's going to take a miracle.

Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny, and Harry are getting together for Christmas. Voldemort has been defeated and they are all out of school, except for Ginny, who is in her seventh year.

A Blind Round Robin written by Stufler, Larinzia Hope, Ginnysdarkside, AmanitaMuscaria1, Shahrazad, and others. Harry's day starts out bad, and goes out on a random tangent from there...

Minerva, with Dumbledore's help, discovers a special magical prowess. BeST's response to the September/October 2007 FA/Quidditch Pitch challenge. UPDATE: Winner of the FA/QP challenge.

Harry kills Voldemort and lives happily ever after, right? Not quite. A two part story that delves into the continued woes of Harry Potter. In the midst of his victory, Harry is arrested for murder and practicing dark magic. He's got other plans and so does Ginny.

Ginny and her mother are shopping for a gown to wear to the upcoming winter ball, when a disgruntled Draco stumbles upon them and decides to spoil the fun. A short-but-sweet humor fic with a twist!

Harry wants to date. Draco wants benefits. They both want some sugar. H/D anti-fluff

A short and crazy one shot containing seven ships, six of which are slashes... AD/Voldemort, HP/Voldemort, HP/DM, AD/MM, LM/Voldemort, AD/HP, and JP/Voldemort. Obviously, things get a bit weird....

Based on the love potion that was presented by J.K. Rowling in year six. Things go awry, Ron decides to trip Draco Malfoy and his contents go into the most unexpecting cauldron. Hr/DM

Draco joins a band. Ginny is having serious late night run-ins leaving her badly bruised, and Hermione has discovered a dangerous plot buried within the whisperings of the Hogwarts school.

Ravenclaw prefect Lisa Turpin volunteers to tutor at the library for a day; it looks good on your record, after all. Seems easy, right? Wrong. Hilarity ensues when she encounters the very imbeciles that mke up the dregs of society!

A bored summer night leads to a game of sorts. For the JingArt Fic Challenge.

Harry and the gang try in vain to figure out what year they are set in.

Ginny wakes up to a something very odd.

Behind every picture-perfect smile, there's bound to be a lie. There is no exception when it comes to the teenage portraits of the Four "Great" Founders that supposedly got along swimmingly until the end. Godric and Helga seem to be the perfect couple, while Salazar is in love with the hot-headed Rowena. Now, if only Rowena would see it that way...

It was only a quick game while they were waiting. But it didn't turn out quite the way the boys anticipated...

Harry and Draco decorate their house for Christmas. D/H fluff!

One shot! A behind-the-scene look at a fashion show to benefit St. Mungo's. Hosted by Madam Rosmerta!

Errol meet Window. Window meet Errol. Revenge is at hand. One-shot.

Have you ever wondered about what it would be like after the Dark Lord is finally vanquished? Draco Malfoy takes a stroll down memory lane and finds something surprisingly disturbing at the end.

It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up.... post-DH, pre-Epilogue.

Auror Frank Longbottom makes a hash of young Severus Snape's life and career plans.

Take a delightful peak into a peculiar alternate universe where "magic" is synonomous with "occult"! WARNING: The following fic contains irony, Monty Python humor, camp, and maybe a spot of liquified brain matter. Don't worry about that. ^_^ (Satan and the Occult claim no ownership to Harry Potter.)

The diary of Severus Snape if he were ever to live with me for three months (in America, in the Muggle world, and invisible to the Muggle eye).

Remus/Sirius. All Remus wants to do is bake the gingerbread to take to the Potters, but Sirius would rather snog him senseless. Short little ficlet.

"Granger, I understand the incessant need most people have for getting absolutely besotted with the holiday, but I don't quite think this is what is expected." DHr fluff!

Padma won two tickets to a concert of the Weird Sisters... But who to ask to go with her...

Remus and Sirius take a moment to relax and buy shoes, but their ideas on shoe shopping are very different. Pure fluff.

The night before Ron's first year, Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the "dreaded dangers" within the Sorting ceremony....

Aleka is definitely not your average girl. Her family was taken captive by pirates, and she was raised as one. Now, a mysterious letter comes to her saying that they have answers about the one person she has been trying to forget.

Two Muggle-borns get their letters and go to Hogwarts. I know it's been done before (MANY TIMES) but (hopefully) it's a bit different. You also find out who Hermione's friends were before she went to Hogwarts. She was Muggle-born afterall...

Bernard Goldsmith is in for the shock of his life when he finds out that his wife is faaar from normal...abnormal noises, strange things in the storage room.

It hasn't been a very good year at all for the Malfoy family, but Narcissa is determined to put her best foot forward and keep up appearances in her annual Christmas letter. Warning: contains high quantities of self-delusion, and far more underlining than necessary.

Nineteen years after the deathly hallows, Harry and Ginny are married, but their eldest son is only 12 yrs old. This story is about those missing 7 yrs; 6 of which Ginny spent slapping, snogging and falling in love with Draco Malfoy.

Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.

A British witch who is using unauthorized magic in New Orleans is Draco's new assignment. What happens is a surprise to both of them.

Harry will keep his promise to deliver Snape's portrait to the Headmaster's office--but only after enlisting its help with an important assignment. Even Snape's image can be a handful, but Harry isn't worried. There are so many ways to dispose of an obstreperous portrait . . .

It is always a bad idea to forget your best friend's birthday. It is also a bad idea to remember it. James/Lily.

Follow Draco through his seventh year at Hogwarts, through his highs, lows and in particular, the burning of his eyebrow by a rogue Blast-ended Skrewt.

The year is 1980 and the date is December 25th. The Dark Lord will be defeated by a small child called Harry Potter in less than a year. Just a few weeks earlier, two Death Eaters have been killed by Aurors; everything seems to be going remotely well for the good part of the wizarding world. But in another corner of it three Death Eaters share a Christmas full of memories, too much wine, hope and humour. Meet Armand Avery, Corwin Nott and Severus Snape at their last Christmas as followers of Voldemort for fifteen years.

Harry isn’t hungry. Ron and Hermione are worried and Neville’s had better days, too. (Post-OotP.)

Draco Malfoy finds out who really tore up his robes. To what lengths will he go to get Ginny to talk to him again?

Harry hadn't anticipated having no choice but to go to Ron and Hermione for wedding night advice. The information he got wasn't quite what he expected.

The four Marauders decide to congratulate themselves for their OWL year by going to North America on vacation. From the quill of Moony, see in how much trouble four Brits can get!

Love and Wheezes in a time of war. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.

Sequel to "To Scrub a Dirty Toilet", this fic follows Ron and Hermione through their rapidly changing relationship, and there's also a little romance for Harry too.

When Snape's unknown niece joins him at Hogwarts at the begining of the Trio's fifth year, chaos ensues. Thrown in a semi-nice Lucius and an unrelenting Draco on a quest, and fifth year doesn't seem so boring anymore. A/U, Draco/OC

Challenge fic. Draco's gone to a visit to the Burrow. Features Barbie dolls, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, sparkly mascara and a little bit of Orlando Bloom.

Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James are bored and hot at Peter's house. They venture outside to find....

Harry and Ginny decide to stop fighting their feelings for each other, just in time for Harry's seventh and final year.

When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she doesn't seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters. SBOC

What happens when Fred and George Weasley, accompained by an...unwilling member of staff, travel back in time 400 years? They happen to bump into a certain Edmund Blackadder...

Remus is very distraught. He just lost another one of his best friends and he can't get over it. But then, something happens. Something that helps get over his grievances and gives him quite a laugh.

"If I could have foreseen my death, which I was unable to do, thank God, I would have left a letter..."

Voldemort finds himself in a rather infuriating position. In order to kill Harry Potter, he has to save him first. That's right, he has to work for his kill, although he gets more than he bargained for.

When Hogwarts embarks on a production of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" during Lucius Malfoy's seventh year, he finds himself unwillingly cast in the title role and drawn to the quiet and clever -- and therefore, boring -- Narcissa Black. Cameos by Bellatrix Black, various teachers, certain members of MWPP, Severus Snape, the Weasleys, and Lucius's future long hair.

Imagine a Hogwarts taken over by some musical lover. Is that all it takes for two people destined for each other to find their love? Friends try to convince the lovers to make their move through songs and choreographed choruses. Hogwarts is a mad house. How fun can this be?

What if the veil wasn’t actually death? What if it were a portal to Germany in the early 1800s? Extremely crazy Sirius/Beethoven slash inspired by Immortal Beloved.

A typical sarcastic Ravenclaw is left in the hospital wing after an... interesting... Quidditch tryout. If only she had someone to talk to.``As long as it wasn't him.

Jaessa Starsley: your average, goody-goody Hogwarts student, right? Wrong! See what kind of trouble she gets into while she falls in love and is tortured (in a friendly way) by Harry and Ginny Potter's daughter, Lily.