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In our Trio's sixth year, the staff comes up with an interesting way to raise inter-house morale. That's right, a poker tournament! But things turn crazy when the butterbeer starts to flow. Featuring Snape in a red visor, McGonagall channeling Christina Aguilera, and Professor Sprout...in purple spandex?

In this sequel to A Geezer Wheezes, our steadfast biographer continues his research, learning more than he wanted to ever know about Harry Potter and his friends.

The tragic and sometimes horrifying tale of Nearly Headless Nick's accidental adventure through the Hogwarts castle during mating season. Please enjoy at your own risk.

Harry gets a flavor he's not expecting.

Sequel to Crookshanks and the Laser Pen. Harry recieves the laser pen, and when he is kidnapped by the Dark Lord he must rely on this tiny muggle toy to escape...

Daniel Jackson and Remus Lupin need to earn some money. They take an unlikely but obvious route; and we follow them through their lives thereafter.

There may be more to soggy lumps than Trelawney can tell...````The unpromised sequel to Omnia Vincit Amore. H/L fluff.

After a disastrous game against Hufflepuff, Harry goes to drown his sorrows in Hogsmeade. Unfortunately, he left his better judgement back in the showers, and end up making a mistake that will follow him around for as long as he tries to deny it. Having to come to terms with new discoveries about himself, Harry's in for a very difficult sixth year.

It takes two devils and a pair of cursed shoes to teach Tonks how to impress Remus.

The handsome, majestic, and... okay, I'll get to the point. I'm Crookshanks. As a cat-kneazle, I have a hobby of stealing things, biting things, and invoking chaos on all of witch and wizard kind.

Hermione is having a very bad day, indeed. She receives a letter from Ron, which she returns. They have a very simple, complicated conversation. R/Hr with some humor.

Harry has been sent to the head's office for bad behaviour and is waiting for Dumbledore to arrive when he spots the Pensieve lying on the desk.

James and Rose make pranks at naturally as most people breathe. Sometimes, they go a little wrong.

If you've read The Marauders: Year One, you know they were friends (or at least acquaintances) with the Gryffindor girls of their year. This is some of their stories.

Harry is sixteen, and his dating record is just plain sad. What is it that prevents his happiness? As it turns out, music.

Severus Snape is passed a note by his stalker, I mean Sybill Trelawney and of course Minerva McGonagall is loving it. (The ships included are only mentioned slightly).

Draco returns from exile after the war with Voldemort has ended and has a conversation with his former lover, Harry. But is Draco telling the truth about his life?

Levon Vahanian is a very respectable Armenian warlock in search of foriegn customers for his souvenir shop. One day, a flamboyantly dressed English man walks in his shop and asks him about how he saved the town from werewolves...

Hermione has never been drunk before. It's an astonishingly embarrassing experience. (Slight AU.)

Hermione wakes up and gets the shock of her life... Draco Malfoy in bed beside her. At first she's confused... then she remembers being at the Three Broomsticks and a bet she'd made with Malfoy. But if this isn't bad enough, Ginny walks in on them and Hermione finds herself in a sticky situtation.

Harry has another nightmare and finds some unexpected benefits - namely, a sympathetic Hermione.

Gryffindors have a pajama party in the common room and a Spin-the-bottle game is started. (r/hr)

What happens when the Weasley twins find trouble instead of causing it?

Tonks culminates a bad day by ushering in a couple of very unexpected visitors: an old, troubled friend, and his dog.

Just a typical, normal, ordinary, bizarre, strange, and horrific day at Hogwarts. Warning: This story is not supposed to make sense or have a plot, or meaning!

Harry's long hour practicing Quidditch leaves him with something he'd rather not have...

Lord Voldemort has reluctantly agreed to write his confession on a roll of parchment. Here is what he has to say to the world...

Draco tries hard to convince himself that he hates Hermione by writing a list of the things he hates about her. But when the list falls into Hermione's hands...

Everyone was upset when Rowling killed him off, but one fangirl decided to do something about it.

When Draco starts dating Ginny, weird things start to mar his perfect neck skin.

Have you ever wondered what became of Gilderoy Lockhart after CoS? An article in the Daily Prophet reveals the answer to this question to the trio who most likely haven't wondered about Lockhart either...

They're in their twenties now, out of school, but they still have the same spirited sarcasm they always had. Read an interview in The Time-Turner newspaper about the infamous Marauders and their activities...along with other things.

Sequel to The Day Petunia Went Mad. It's the day before MWPP/Lily go back to Hogwarts, and Petunia decides that now is the time to show them what she's made of!

What happens when Sirius Black falls for a girl who makes all his charms and tricks worth nothing? And what happens when that same girl causes turmoil in the close friendship between Sirius and James?

Sirius Black is not jealous. Of course not. Not at all. He just doesn't like the way Angela's newest admirer keeps looking at her and drooling... Well, maybe he is a little jealous.

No one knew why the Snape hated Christmas so much,``Some said facing a werewolf had scarred him a touch,``Some said serving Lord Thingy had made him a prat,``But most said it was due to a vulture-topped hat.

She descends from an old French pureblood family. He has a werewolf for a brother. They both have Voldemort to worry about. Their life together has always been an adventure. Anyway, who says that adventures always have happy endings?

Although no one ever bothers to acknowledge Millicent Bulstrode, she DOES exist. In fact, underneath that ugly exterior lives just another dreamy, insecure girl. At the Halloween Masquerade, Millicent thinks that her only problem is finding a dance partner. But as the night progresses, Millicent learns much more about herself and those around her. (D/Hr/B, PP/GG)

"Possibly, just possibly, it was very bad idea to go to dinner that night."``Teachers should always be present. Some things just should not be seen. Well, it's all a matter of taste, really.

Dedalus Diggle is after Hestia Jones. She is not amused. Luckily, everyone's favorite werewolf comes to her rescue... Light and fluffy romance, absolutely not meant to be taken seriously.

Life is beautiful in the Malfoy Mansion... According to Draco, ``that is. But a new evil force may change that forever! Now Draco is faced with ``a challenge: Defeat the evil Lord Lispbeger, or talk to cute fluffy bunny rabbits.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is in his seventh year at Hogwarts. He needs a girlfriend to help his image. Will the girl he so offhandedly and dispassionately picked win his heart? Is Tom really a loving, innocent soul? Um... NO.

Sequel to Snowballs! The further adventures of Draco the teddy bear, Harry's dancing (and now singing!) snakes, and more giggles...

Would you sleep with Vernon Dursley? ``What if Harry's life depended on it? Ron/Vernon. So wrong. Harry is going to owe Ron big time.

HBP SPOILERS!! We really can't blame Jo... she can't write every scene and every story... that's what we, the fanfic writers are for. So, here's what was REALLY going on with Remus... (R/S) "Molly, Arthur and Minerva had all said their two Knuts worth (which weren’t worth that much!). And Remus had simply refused to look at anyone while Sirius’s voice was echoing in his head, “TELL THEM!” and for a moment Remus thought he might very much like to scream, “I’m too poor, too old, and too bloody gay for her, you bloody, sodding prats!” But, of course, he never did."

This is a songfic of Sinead O'Conner's 'Nothing compares to you'. Sung by Voldemort to Harry during Voldy's weaker times. If you ever wondered what Voldy sings when he has (on rare occasions) a shower, this is for you. Funny and creative.

Hermione's perspective of the day that she married the love of her life, Harry Potter.

The Marauders Neo are at it again! Professor Snape searches for the culprits while the pranksters pull off another impressive stunt. Sequel to Tradition.

Like, WHY is Draco Malfoy calling The Burrow? Featuring a fabulously yummy and SWEET Draco. *drool* A parody of sorts. D/G!!

Zacharias is telling ghost stories. And he most certainly is not a cigarette. Minor Ron/Zacharias slash.

This was inspired by Serpentina's lovely SS/HG story "From This Day On". I recommend reading that one first. Severus and Hermione's young daughter Tina can't sleep, and neither can her baby brother...

Ginny Weasley has started up with a diary again, but now it's a different sort of world. Her diary becomes her confidant and her solace through the summer after her fourth year.

Draco must rely on his quick wits to survive a Death Eater meeting gone awry.

Arthur Weasley is still fascinated by Muggles. When he brings home a pair of trainers for Molly, what on earth will she think of them? Contains throwbacks to the early '90s that may confuse some of our younger readers.

When Fred and George decide to help ickle Ronniekins get a girl, much chaos and hilarity ensues.

Someone tries to place a terrible curse on Hogwarts, but thanks to Dumbledore's protection charms, the result is a singing spell! Everyone in the castle must sing their deepest, darkest emotions until the mystery is solved. But when true feelings emerge and chaos ensues, will Voldemort be able to take over the mad castle with ease? Can Harry win love, defeat Voldemort and carry a tune? Featuring songs from West Side Story, Moulin Rouge, Rocky Horror Picture Show and more, all sung by Hogwarts students and staff!

Sir Ron and the Green Knight: a faux Arthurian epic as told by the Lady Hermione le Fay. Danger! Seduction! Men hacking at each other with overly sharp pointy objects! A short dissertation on the idiocies of the feudal system! And true love! (Well, maybe not the last one...)

After a disastrous incident involving Ginny, a Hogsmeade weekend and a pleasant conversation, Harry decides Ron needs to hear a few choice words. Ron, however, doesn't get what the big deal is. Harry is more than happy to explain.

It's Fred and George's final year at Hogwarts and they are busy inventing as usual. But a sudden accident makes them see someone in a whole new light.

Draco takes a walk in the woods. Hilarity ensues. Featuring a kitten, Quidditch, pink robes and a lumberjack! Warning:H/D slash, and drug references

Emmaline's Muggle Studies class goes to a Muggle Ice Cream shoppe. Comparison fic of Harry, Draco, and Ron. NO SLASH! ::amazement::

After Draco Malfoy joins the Death Eaters, Hermione Granger is sent to ensure the induction does not go smoothly. With ingenuity and some muggle humour, Draco's chances for life among the Death Eaters seem as likely as a dead (Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage) parrot, only being "tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."

Welcome to the OoP filk musical, “At 12 Grimmauld Place," which tells the story of OoP in songs from the classic movie, then musical, “Forty-Second Street.”

Thanks to a sex-obsessed Ronald Weasley, Hermione secretly spends much of her fifth year considering the intimate relationships of the giant populace. HW, HP, RW, Giants and a cameo from Snape.

Harry walks into the twins' shop, alone. Big mistake? It seems so, but Harry could also have a few tricks up his sleeve.

Arabella decides to be included in the magical community by writing an advice column... will (hopefully) be updated occasionally, so if you like, check back!

Draco goes to the Burrow for an 'initiation' ceremony. What horrors await him?

Ever wondered who Harry's namesake is? James is trying desperately to get Lily to go out with him and Peter isn't a death eater yet.

This was a challenge fic put forth by Laucia Siandel, I decided to take it up to see if I could actually make a sensible story out of the requirements listed below. ````* Harry unable to get his nail polish off (just for Circe). * Dumbledore's secret about him and (character of your choice). * An unusual paring . * The Giant Squid Speaks, and give someone some good advice. * What really happened that night in the prefects bathroom. * Someone dying in the most ironic way you can think of. * The line "Its not my fault, he framed me. He was going to cut all my dolls hair off!". * Fire Whiskey. * The return of Lockhart. * A character changing sides (But not Draco or Snape).

Not so much a fanfic as a look into the future. This is what happens to Harry at the end of book seven. Don't question it. Live it.

Draco analyzes his feelings for Harry in typical overly-dramatic fashion.

It's April Fool's Day, the Marauders are bored and they haven't teased Snape for days. So they find an empty classroom and gather their supplies...

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Harry enters his room, only to find that all of his socks have vanished! Who took his socks? Where are they? Will Harry ever get them back? A funny fic all about socks.

You want to read this story: A)It features a gorgeous but still snark-ily attractive Draco. B)Hermione is a librarian with issues. C) There is going to be mud wrestling. D) It's fairly entertaining and not too long. . .oh and er...um...chocolate to those who review...the good kind too....none of that fake stuff....

Feeling a little confused about the identity of the Half-Blood Prince? Fear not, you aren't alone. Harry discovers that he, Voldemort, Ron, Hermione, and a few surprising guest others are confused about it as well.

Harry and Draco have been fighting - again. So, as a punishment, they have to perform in Hogwarts' nativity play. The problem? Draco hasn't learnt his lines!

Well, Ron and Harry decide to write Moldie Voldie an invitation to a slumber party. But when they actually get a reply, things get weird. This in only the first chapter.

Ron gets some love advice from an unsuspected source. Not Slash! Note:**Highly unlikely, but v. amusing.**

Ron Weasley is a wizard from a very old wizarding family. But he also has to face problems every Muggle sometimes has to deal with. Unfortunately, his stay with his girlfriend Hermione Granger during the Easter holidays leaves him with unusual and unpleasant treatment. How does he handle the situation?

Fred and George Weasley never thought that being hauled to Filch's office could be a good thing. Now wrong they were. one-shot

When the Dark Lord has trouble recovering from his Obliviator Charms, Draco, Ginny, and their pink-haired offspring are asked to help him relocate to Japan. A squirrel wreaks havoc, a toaster complains loudly, and general madness ensues. Utterly silly D/G.

Harry gets zapped to the "real world." How does it go? What would you do if you had a second chance? What would you change?

Draco and Hermione are in their fourth year at Hogwarts. They get detention together etc. Humorous, lots of dialouge.

It has been decades since the last Ghost Revue, and since then, three more ghosts have joined the school's gang. Come meet them!

When Charlie Weasley takes his nieces to a Muggle park to see a dragon themed play structure, he finds more than just slides and swings. What can happen over a week while visiting the same park and the same woman? A lot.

(A/U!) Fred and George, young, care-free, and innocent, find the map which will lead them to success. Only there are some 'details' about the map no one mentioned...

Young Draco and Lucius have completely silly and pointless arguments about hippos and dolls.

Fred deals with Angelina's usual beginning of the school year annoyance at him.

When a baby beluga falls out of the sky, it drastically changes Hogsmeade and the lives of Harry and Hermione. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Sirius Black tries to investigate in some matters. Sequel to "Take Two."

Written in a moment of not only Harry's, but also the author's confirmed insanity. Busted bashing, stupid!Harry, and McGonagall snogging a whippersnapper with scary eyebrows. Harry sits on Snape's knee and is bottle-fed. Hilarious!

Baking, love, and Padfoot and Moony in the kitchens! Well, Remus is trying to cook, and Sirius finds him and sets about tasting everything, including Remus. Very adorable and slashy.

A Gentlemen’s Agreement between Mr Draco Malfoy and Mr Ronald Weasley leads to a disrupted morning, a long-awaited Quidditch result and a very annoyed Harry. Set in an AU sixth year, where the twins, Angelina, Alicia and Katie haven’t left. Slash.

Penelope helps Hermione with her hair. She and Molly tell the story of their courtships. ````Sweet. Fluffy. Girl bonding. ````One-shot. RW/HG PW/PC AW/MW

We've all seen the cane Lucius Malfoy carries around. Some might say it was a Pimp Cane. But what if that cane was an entity of its own? Someone trapped inside for the whole of eternity? What if the Pimp Cane was Bob?

Percy has a new assignment from Mr. Crouch: increase the economic uses of Flobberworms! Percy searches for a way to promote Flobberworm usage, approval from his Dad, and become "one of the guys." He succeeds at all of these goals in a most creative way!

A short fic of Snape's Worst Memory told in Remus Lupin's POV with an ending that could have been.

MWPP-era. Meet Princess Lily with her fiery red hair and a temper to match. Meet James, prince of the elves - also the boy who plays a prank on Lily and gets to see her temper flare. How does James survive and does Lily snap at anyone else?

"He is resting in peace! He has fallen beyond the Veil and left us forever. He’s kicked the bucket, dead as a doornail, gone to doggie heaven, given up the ghost, he’s standing outside the Pearly Gates and making a pass at St. Peter as we speak! This wizard is absolutely, irrevocably, without a shadow of a doubt DECEASED!!!"