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Ever wonder why they're called Death Eaters? Enter here, and follow Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy through a formal dinner. Warning: slightly disturbing content.

Sirius Black was, in fact, a rather attractive person. From a purely objective standpoint, of course. Because James would never, ever consider Sirius that way...of course he wouldn't.

Harry and Ron suffer severe boredom during the school year. Ron comes up with a great idea, watching the new cartoon launched in the muggle world. Harry isn't used to watching the 'television' shows he actually likes and gets sucked into the world of suspense.. mystery.. and giggles.

Ginervra Weasley is about to start her sixth year at Hogwarts. Now she's all grown up and about to show the rest of the school just how much. D/G, H/B, C/P and R/HR.

First person POV. A view of Harry Potter. Unexpected one sided pairing.

Sittting alone in the Gryffindor common room one night, Hermione Granger recieves a most unusual letter from Professor Severus Snape. A sort of parody fic containing implied slash.

Draco and Hermione switch places for a week - how could that not be funny? Includes much smacking, panicking, and groupie stalking. NOT D/Hr.

It is Lily Evans' and James Potter's seventh year. Lily has had a harrowing summer, and James helps her on the way to overcoming it. However, someone is shadowing Lily. They want to get to her. Why? What has she done to attract this attention? What does she have that they want? Humourous, romantic in places, but with an air of mystery, join the Marauders and the Gals at Hogwarts, as they attempt to unravel a mystery, deal with annoyingly in-love friends, try to find something within themselves to allow them to trust again, and put up with disgustingly unwashed Slytherins.

After a blazing row, Hermione asks Ron a question and receives the most unexpected response. Fortunately, it is exactly the answer she is looking for.

Hermione's getting married tomorrow morning, and her friends and sisters-in-law gather together to show her a good time. Luna proves to be the hit of the party (although Fleur gives her a run for her money). Rated for language, no slash. Companion to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography."

One not so quiet day in the library, Viktor Krum discovers there’s more to the bushy-haired brunette in the corner that meets the eye.

After almost destroying Hogwarts (yet again), it's time for either divine intervention, or remedial classes. Seeing as though deities with an interest in four rather irrepressible teenagers are somewhat lacking, remedial Potions classes it is. (Involves a likable Peter, Snape being snarky and enjoying it immensely and lots of explosions.)

What happened in OotP when Hermione went to Professor McGonagall for her career discussion? A short fic where McGonagall tries desperately to persuade Hermione to give up S.P.E.W.

Tonks has something of a crush – and she’s less than thrilled about it.

Something strange is happening... all of the people that Harry hate start to go crazy! Who is behind this, does Harry have some strange power that he doesn't know about or does he have a secret friend who is helping him get back at his enemies?

When Hermione gets sick of Draco's cruel jokes, she and Ginny hatch a plan. She agrees to go out with him for ten days, and be the worst girlfriend possible. What this know-it-all doesn't know is that Draco has a bet going himself. He has to make her fall in love with him in ten days. Who will win? Who sucks at writing summaries? I DO!! A parody of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

Harry is in a psychiatric ward. The Dursleys are dead, and Voldemort has disappeared again. The Order is busy trying to get Harry back, and Draco takes a dangerous obsession with Hermione.

Sequel to "Blurry" ````Remus and Sirius have some things to work out and what a better way to bring it out in the open than Remus' ticklishness?

Harry and Hermione are married and have way too many kids. Living in a typical Muggle home, they have a whole bunch of problems, including a broken washing machine, sour milk, missed dinner dates, and small children with nightmares, but that's all right, because to an Auror working all the time, life with his family is 'just another day in Paradise'.

The Astronomy Tower wall has seen it all. You'd be surprised at how traumatic life can be when you're stuck up there at night. Lots of slash, twincest, and truly disturbing relationships.

Snape and Lupin's trip to Iceland goes just as Snape had feared. Sequel to Hogwarts' Sweetheart.

Dudley's died and gone to Heaven! The question is, does he get in?

What would you do if you suddenly woke up in the middle of the Sorting Ceremony and discovered you were an American transfer student? A brief gothic tale.

'Hermione was no other word for it, breathless. You couldn’t fault her for it, though. She had good reasons.' ``Merely the beginning of a more than slightly amusing tale. Why not drop in and laugh at poor Hermione's predicament?

Harry receives a chain letter. Watch as people lose their minds because they believe that a small piece of paper can do terrible things, things you thought only Voldemort was capable of. Yes, paper can do them too!

Hermione, currently working at St. Mungo's hospital, has organized a fundraiser event. Not only are Potion Masters from all over the world invited, but also the reclusive Severus Snape from Hogwarts... who actually doesn't know yet what's awaiting him. ``Hermione might be in charge this evening, but that doesn't mean it will be a quiet and peaceful event.

It's the day after final exams, and the junior students are forbidden to go outside and play, due to the threat from Voldemort. What will Madame Pince do when they all invade her nice, warm, quiet library?

'That night in the library, when you were a sprite and I was...curious. A glittering sprite in the dark. All I did was sing and you laughed a river of smooth wine.' This is the continuation of a more than slightly amusing tale (started in 'Late Night Thoughts'). It appears the predicament has expanded. Poor, poor, Blaise. Romance and confusion. HG/BZ. One-shot. Love it!

Some stories were omitted from the Canon. I'd like to say these are them, but to tell the truth... these are just rants of my odd little imagination. *twilight zone-esque music starts here*

Mother's Day means breakfast in bed... Easier said than done in the Weasley household!

Take one unusual incident. View it through the eyes of many different people. Hear their thoughts and their take on the occurring incident. Different incident, different setting, and different characters on each part.

Cedric Diggory stalks Marcus Flint - you've got to keep quite an eye on those sneaky Hufflepuffs! - and Adrian Pucey is very, very gay.

A short vignette from the second person point-of-view. Tom Riddle muses on sleep, debts and Shakespeare, competence, Greek drama, architecture, house-warming and whether Salazar Slytherin is a disgusting old lecher. Dark humor and snobbery.

The Ministry has ignored Percy’s Flobberworm Juice Proposal. What some might see as a defeat, Percy is using to implement his Escape Plan. He’s making lemonade out of lemons, and Fred and George will be the sweetener! Or will they sour the mixture?

Blaise wants to be a super hero. Hermione doesn't think he can do it. Will he prove her wrong, or is he just another wizard in spandex and sunglasses?

Desperate to prepare Harry for what lies ahead, Dumbledore attempts the one thing that can help him - to split Severus Snape in two.``Desperate to start climbing the nine steps to bliss with Ron, Hermione attempts the one thing that can help - get him in the rose bush.

To everyone, it seems that Harry and Ginny hate each other... but do they really? What happens to make them spill their secret?

Summary: Ron thinks that Harry and Hermione are more than just friends. Harry assures him that's not the case, but Ron doesn't reslly believe him. He wants to ask Hermione about it but he is afraid to. One day in class, Snape has them make a polyjuice potion, and Ron gets an idea. During the class though, Harry sees something that starts him thinking about, maybe, being more than friends with Hermione. The entire trio end up having a very strange day.

The Hogwarts professors decide to have a party, with alcohol, and Peeves isn't about to be left out of the fun. One-shot, complete, utterly insane.

Hermione's got a baby -- and a secret. Snape has Paternity Issues. But in this little parody, nothing is what -- or who -- you think.

Remember Mrs. Weasley's clock? Where do wizards get their fancy magical timepieces? A wizarding watchmaker becomes friends with our favorite red-haired twins in this answer to the Anti-Mary-Sue Challenge.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. So AU it isn't even funny.

Today is Hogwarts' Inspection Day! A humorous one-shot fic, it includes dirty socks under Harry's bed, something... totally nasty under Ron's bed, and a whole lot of humor.

When Muggle Studies is made compulsory for all students at Hogwarts, how will the 5th year Gryffindors and Slytherins react at having to work together? This fanfic contains a hyped-up Arthur Weasley, a group of small children and Severus Snape, Babysitter Extraordinaire!

Both Ron and Ginny try to hide something from each other.

Ron wants to throw Hermione a birthday party. Harry is scared. Please laugh, they tried.

Harry tries to surprise Ginny on their first anniversary, with varying degrees of success...

Hogwarts' resident Muggle Studies teacher decides to have her sixth and seventh year students produce one of Shakespeare's greatest plays, Romeo and Juliet. Oh, the events that ensue when Draco becomes jealous. D/G Meant to be a bit of a parody.

What does Voldemort do in his spare time? And what's wrong with Pink stuffed bunnies? A zany ficlet which tells, in the weirdest way possible, our favorite Dark Lord's most interesting hobby: Tea Parties!!!

Is there a main apparition point for Diagon Alley? If not, disasters may abound!

Lucius Malfoy is the evil new Minister of Magic, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are two angels fighting to get back to earth and Ron Weasley has ‘kidnapped’ Draco Malfoy in a fit of insanity… Based loosely on 'A Life Less Ordinary'.

What happens when Harry and the gang find out about 'Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone'?

The Marauders go camping! But what happens when they begin giving eachother "manly tattoos"?

What happens when two pairs of lovers, a group of crazed and unseasoned actors, and a magical night in the forest with the "fairies" are combined? Why, Shakespeare's

It's Gift-Giving Season, and Draco has something special planned for Hermione. [DHr] Rated PG-13 for language and a small sexual reference/joke.

Dracos parents die in the grocery store when canned peaches massively attack them, so where does Draco go? None other than the Weasley home. PG-13 for violent stupidness.

One day while poor Harry was bored, Ron farted and Adam Sandler came out of the fireplace with a MAD magazine. Join Harry while he reads this mag with much difficulty.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione can not wait to get back to Hogwarts for their fifth year. But there is something different about this year that they can not put their finger on... what is it? Well, let us just say it is a bit of behind-the-scenes-backstabbing, romance, and some surprising turns...

Sarah has written a fanfiction. It has ``everything: the ever-popular Mary Sue (aka Bethany Parker) and Sarah’s two best friends instead as Bethany’s sworn enemies. Unfortunately for Sarah, though, Bethany doesn't like the life she's created. Bethany wants out, ``and the three friends aren't going to like how she gets it!

Neville Longbottom's taught Defence Against the Dark Arts for seventeen years now. Yet, his greatest challenge is only now presenting itself. ``There's nothing worse than having one's own child as a student.

"NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition!"

Three small children are the only survivors of a horrible attack on a school. Ron Weasley decides that someone needs to look after them. He also decides that that someone needs the sort of help that only Remus Lupin can provide.

Harry gets a skating lesson and falls - in more ways than one. Sequel to Sick.

Ron visits Bill in the hospital wing, where they have a conversation about women, namely Hermione and Fleur, and Bill offers Ron some very sage advice. R/Hr with B/F.

You thought you knew what the prophesy was? Well... you were right. But what if it wasn't that? What if it had a lot more to do with Harry's... hair?

Ever the playboy, dashing Blaise Zabini plunged into an intense relationship with Susan Bones. After she grew to love and trust him, he cruelly broke her heart. The events following went down in wizarding history...

Salinas Dumbledore has graduated from school and has returned to her native Newfoundland for a solitary night on the town at the infamous George St. in St. John's. She doesn't expect to find a certain someone in there... but when she does, a karaoke-riddled drink-off ensues! Newfie Music! Drunken Raves! Cursing! Swearing! Screech! Things Newfies Only Do On TV! And best of all, GREAT BIG SEA!

In the summer of 1996, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Amber go to Portugal, to watch European Quidditch Championship (hint, hint). But a Quidditch Championship is never just a Quidditch Championship... A fic with lots of supporting, lots of Quidditch and lots of football references. Oh and I almost forgot - with some mean Malfoys. ~For the good of the Game(s)~

Written for a veela inc fic challenge, this story recounts the antics of a naughty Neville and the hilarity that ensues. Watch for fuzzybunny!Draco and irresistable!Ron. Lily Potter also makes a cameo appearance. And the #1 question: "Is Draco gay?" is pondered, but is it answered? Read and enjoy! And if you like, review!

It's three days until graduation, and the seventh-year students are spending a free day by the lake. Harry gets into an accident with the Giant Squid, and curiously it is Draco who saves his life. Harry has his own weird way of showing gratitude.

Ron, Hermione and Harry with two fellow Gryffindors decide to sneak out one night ... only to return ... drunk!

Harry's announcement has an electrifying effect, causing Hermione and Ron to panic, and Dumbledore to send memos to Minister Fudge and Voldemort. Mentions of H/D.

Draco Malfoy has always been great on a broomstick, and he really can fly better than anyone. So why is it that he can never beat Harry to the Snitch? Ginny Weasley thinks she knows the answer: diamonds don't shine before they're polished.

Sorting out your love life is hard, as Seamus Finnigan knows only too well. When Cyprian beauty Callista Diotrephes enrolls in Gryffindor he thinks he’s got it made, especially when she agrees to go out with him. But she’s not the only pretty new girl. Isabella Giordano and her sister Avalon have also joined the school, and although Isabella is a Slytherin and an enemy, Seamus finds he’s seeing a lot more of her than his girlfriend...

One night in the common room Hermione reprimands Ron. He doesn't like it, so he gets loud; unfortunately, his twin brothers are around. They answer the question Ron shouted. The answer they give leaves the whole Gryffindor house traumatised.

Fred proposes to Angelina. Yes, I know this has been done before. Sweet enough to make your teeth rot.

A question from Millicent Bulstrode leads to sudden popularity for Snape. This could be the only time she gets named in a summary in my fics.

Yet another Draco/Pansy one-shot that takes place from their wedding day to somewhere shortly after it. All-dialogue, short and vaguely fluffy fic.

Voldemort has a daughter. It doesn't seem surprising at first, but then you find out she has a huge crush on the Boy-Who-Lived. Throw in a feast, firewhiskeys and Neville's affair with Ginny under Ron's nose, and the only thing you could get is humor. Sequel to Parvati Patil and the Depressed Boy-Who-Lived.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... everyone knows it. Most of us know it word for word. But one person doesn't and is rewriting it... with disastrous results. Fortunately for us, they have a picky beta-reader. The beta-reader always has their two cents worth to say. Who will go insane first--writer or beta-reader? Will the story be mutilated to be nearly unrecognizable?

Everyone is out to get Harry. Thankfully, Harry has the power of love on his side. A parody of the "Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery" fanfic by Semprini.

Three versions of Draco imagining his love life. Another of these Permission Slip stories. This is Draco/everyone-he-can-think-of. In deference to fanfic tradition, this story is deliberately full of cliches, and partly slashy; after the introduction, there\\\'s a straight version, a gay version and a narcissistic version. Pick one, or choose all three and get confused.

Draco has a soft spot(!) for a certain someone. She's an American exchange student who's made her way to Hogwarts. She causes tensions and provides a way for the terrific trio and a dark serpent to become friends. Beware: there are some twists.

For the last seventeen years, Draco Malfoy has been living out his life beneath an impenetrable mask, hiding his true feelings from the world. Now, thanks to the persistence of Luna Lovegood and the end of the war, Draco is emerging from behind his walls - and about to collide with the infamous Harry Potter.

When Charlie Weasley comes home to the Burrow, he stops in to see Ron. Charlie hasn't seen his kid brother in what feels like an eternity. They start talking about what happened in Ron's third year at Hogwarts when Charlie gives some revealing information about one of Ron's professors.

Neville discovers his spine, with a little unexpected help from Professor Snape. Set in fourth year, but doesn’t really have anything to do with GoF.

Harry, as per usual, recognizes at once the tell-tale swoops of his stomach and leaps of his heart. Hermione, on the other hand, is much, much slower on the uptake. But when complications arise concerning a very freckled, very furious Ronald Bilius Weasley, their seemingly well-fated romance tips dangerously into the realms of unlikelihood.

Ron Weasley was many things, but stupid wasn’t one of them

"So you're going to be an old maid?" queried Ginny. "All alone in life, smelling of cat droppings and stale chocolate cake?" ````"Don't forget sour cabbage," added Hermione. ````Ginny helps Hermione realise that she does care for a certain red-headed prat more than she realises. Featuring a stunned Hermione, smirking Ginny, and a brief mention of stampeding penguins. R/Hr

Creepy randomness, the product of a late night and several cold pills... enjoy!

A short follow-up to Research and Development, but it stands on its own. Harry and Remus, a couple of years after the defeat of Voldemort. Snape’s been making adjustments to the Wolfsbane potion, and Remus finds there are consequences when he doesn’t take it as directed.

“Who are you people?”````“Isn’t it obvious? Honestly, you don’t do our intelligence credit.” The speaker rose and began to pace, even as another girl in a patchwork dress grabbed the newly vacated chair and began to dance with it as she hummed an old Beatles tune. ``“We’re you,” the McGonagall-like creature explained, gesturing to the row of girls. “All of us. We are the representatives of the various people that combine to create your personality. We are here, Hermione, because you need to sort your life out. And if there is anyone qualified to help you organize your priorities and make some real decisions, it is us. Or should I say you? No matter.”

On one very hot summer night, Harry goes out to satisfy his burning desire. Only to find the best he could have wished for and more: Draco Malfoy. Harry seduces with a song, succesfully.

Ron Weasley was your average eleven-year-old wizard at Hogwarts... He played Wizard Chess with his friends in his spare time, never missed one of those Quidditch mathces, and hated Professor Snape with every fiber in his body. This is the story of our little, innocent Ron making his way into manhood. Through embarrassing conversations with his older brothers, strange dreams featuring a certain girl, and Muggle romance novels, watch Mr. Ronald Weasley discover the art of girls and kissing. AU First Year.

A Kwikspell advertisement complete with testimonials.

Remus Lupin gets sacked, heads for the Hog's Head, and reminisces about Order history and procedure, including the infamous Patronus-communications.

Harry and Cho go on a magical ride. Written for a Valentine's Day Challenge.

A short little songfic about two different relationships. Set to the song "She Likes Me For Me" by Blessid Union of Souls. I kinda changed some words though.

Inside, you will find a group of carefully organized poems, written by Harry Potter himself. The poems are not only undescriptive and obscure, but hilarious due to their oddities!

I'm Falling Deep, I can't get out, I've never acted this way before....Find out what is going through one of your Favorite Slytherin's head..a song fic to the song 'Drawing Board' from Mest.