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Note to Hogwarts staff: Never, ever let the Weasley twins get bored.

Draco Malfoy no longer has the best hair. A certain Gryffindor does, and he'll do anything to find out his secret, even if it means sacrificing his cookies. *SLASH*

Neville was just a normal teenager failing remedial Chemistry. Then one day walking home, he runs into a rather clingy Harry Potter who tells him he's magic...and the love of Harry's life? Go figure. NLHP slash.

How did quiet Remus Lupin become a member of one of the most famous pranking groups of Hogwarts? Well, when Sirius and James set their minds to something, anything's possible....

When Halloween traditions at Hogwarts start to become a little bit boring for the students, Dumbledore and the rest of the teachers decide to have a karaoke party. Throw in pedicured toenails, snotty narrator comments, and a suprise visit from Voldie, and you got yourself a pretty interesting fanfic.

The title pretty much tells you what's in the fic. But anyway, Voldemort has an evil plot to....

Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts.

MWPP are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts, poor boys, they don't know they are about to face the biggest trouble of all troubles : Ranging hormones! James' love for Lily is driving him crazy, Remus has fallen for Tabby who is his best friend and Sirius' new obsession. I wonder how will all this end up? Read to find out!

When Ginny Weasley received the letter of invitation from the International Association of Quidditch to join the British team in the upcoming World Cup, she was ecstatic. Until she found out who the other British Seeker was. Post-Hogwarts. Written for Sarea Okelani’s “The Feast” contest (2nd place).

Dumbledore decides his staff needs a little refresher on how to work together and appreciate each other’s differences. Snape is less than pleased.

Gilderoy Lockhart's classes at Hogwarts based on School of Rock. Lockhart bored everyone with talking about himself, but when he found out that Harry and Draco were potential duelers, he stopped teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, and made the class about dueling instead. Now the class is going to lead Lockhart's new idea for a Dueling Club. But with the way Lockhart teaches, will it be more of a hazard than a help?

Harry and Hermione prepare for the birth of their first child. Short and fluffy.

Halloween, Marauder style. The boys dress up, and Sirius offers up a treat to Remus.

A skimming of Sirius's clearest memories at Hogwarts. Some happy ``and others not. But they're there.

Remus returns to Grimmauld Place from a mission and discovers that Sirius has a new bedmate....

Andrew Brody has heard rumours of a mysterious lake in the mountainous regions of Scotland. Determined to investigate legends of Nessielike creatures in its depths, he enounters something altogether unexpected.

Sirius is not jealous of Lily. No, really, he isn't. After all, he's a grown-up... teenager!

Draco has had a really bad day, and I mean really bad. So of course, Harry has to make it all better. And he does.

Snape confiscates fanfic written by students.

Draco goes out for a night on the town. Sounds fun, huh? Throw the trio, vodka, and a little romance in to the cocktail of the evening and this should get interesting!

Elysia is the host of a popular cooking show. How will she react when she is forced to work with a rather formidable guest star? Severus Snape hates being there and hates cameras. This will be fun!! Actual Recipe Used!

Daniel Radcliffe recently received an odd letter and now, at the premiere of Goblet of Fire, he's still feeling a bit uneasy about it when an strange thing occurs. One-shot sequel to my "Sincerely, Harry James Potter."

Angela's tired of being the sterotypical goody two-shoes Hufflepuff. "You should have SEEN their faces when I walked into History of Magic wearing Muggle Clothing. That's right. Muggle Clothing. BLACK Muggle clothing. Not to mention chains, tattoos, and headphones blasting heavy metal..." But things aren't always as easy as they seem, and appearances can be deceiving.

It's Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts, and he's looking forward to a peaceful year after defeating Voldermort. However, our favorite hero's denial of his feelings for Hermione are at the highest level of what Ginny calls his "general male incompetence." Will a swimming expedition in Harry's not-so-favorite class, Care of Magical Creatures, help things, or will the combination of a string bikini, a certain ferret, and Harry's attempts at "planning" only lead to disaster?

Demelza Robins and Ritchie Coote are on rival Quidditch teams, and are public enemies – in private, however, they have been enjoying a romantic relationship for nearly six years. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are the Wizarding World’s ‘It’ couple, and have been ever since Harry defeated Voldemort. But when they break up, a series of newspaper articles link Harry to Demelza and Ginny to Ritchie - and somehow the newly formed pairs find themselves competing in a Couple of the Year contest for Witch Weekly. Misunderstandings between Demelza and Ritchie create problems at home and on the field while it seems as though the entire world is conspiring to keep them apart.

Voldemort and Harry are fighting over what else in a slash fic - sex. Blame my brother.

Two fics in one!! "Ginny" - Ginny does a parody of the song "Roxie" from the movie "Chicago." ``"When You're Good to Minerva..." - Minerva McGonagall does a parody of the song "When You're Good to Mama" from the movie "Chicago."

Potions classes are never boring when there's Neville Longbottom around. Lucky there's our hero there to save the day!

James family has to move to the Muggle world to avoid some "things" happening in the wizarding world. On his first day of school he meets someone who just might make it a bit easier. First in a short series of vignettes about Harry's parents.

James takes Remus, Sirius and Lily on a holiday and notices Sirius acting weird. Can he find out what is happening before the wrath takes Remus too? Will he lose his sanity on the way? Will Lily be able to save the odd group? When this is crossed with sherbet, an obsessive mushroom, an oddball owl, a flooded house, Voldymorto, a confused Dumbledore, a weird bunch of friends and a serious game of truth or dare, what will be the final result?

Ron Weasley has made his own game show. What things will happen? Find out by reading this fic!

It would never have occured to me to keep a journal. I always thought writing was kind of a girly thing to do. But then again, I never really had any kind of chance against Hermione. When she made up her mind that I should keep a journal, I knew that I would be keeping a journal. So this is the story of my life, the life of Ronald Weasley. Luckily, it's a journal, so no one but me will ever read it....

The press has a habit of taking liberties with the truth. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger discover this first hand.

Due to losing the coin toss (again) to Severus, Minerva must teach the sixth year Slytherin/Gryffindor class Sexual Education! Oh no! Will she survive? Read on to find out!

Harry has a really, really bad day.

What happens when you combine the end of exams, the Great Hall at suppertime, and one Hermione who's been pushed a little too far? Certainly not what anybody was expecting! Featuring many shocked looks from Ron and Harry (not to mention the rest of the Great Hall), random Ravenclaw cameos, sprayed potatoes, and one very disgruntled Snape. Songfic to "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" from Show Boat.

Ron learns a thing or two about girls from the person he least expects... Luna Lovegood--when she informs him that "Hermione Granger fancies you." Perhaps not all of Luna's stories are a crazy as he thinks...

Hermione and her family are back in muggle France. Back in the same old cafe in teh same old village. It's great. But is it really so great that Michael's the same old guy?

In responce to suburbandecay's Very Weasley Christmas Challenge. A very eventful Christmas at the Burrow.

True love comes only once in a lifetime...

When Dennis Creevey comes home after the events of HBP, his father gives him an ultimatum - Hogwarts or the streets. Now, the fourth-year must execute a master plan of daring and semi-legality to keep the school going. Featuring Professors Binns and McGonagall, Engineer Frank and 12 other students.

Hermione/Pansy. A romance story with benefits. The D.A.D.A. professors are conjoined, and not in a good way, Ron's lusting for Hermione, Harry's not lusting for anybody, (especially not Malfoy!) because he's Very Angry and generally everything moves along nicely. This is going to be femslash and will have slash in it. Also het.

It's been five and a half years, and the Gryffindors are just fed up! They can't stand to watch one more fight between Ron and Hermione. So, what do they do? Why, bet, of course!

"This is worse than death. Please, I beg you to kill me. Kill me now, Potter." It's payback time when Voldemort is finally captured. Harry Potter has taken the phrase "cruel and unusual punishment" to an interesting (humorous) level when it comes to “vanquishing” the Dark Lord. Tortured by love? Think again.

Draco's a wizard right? That means he won't know all the muggle love songs/poems etc... This means Harry can have some fun here... The little sneak.

Hermione's on guard, Ron gets revenge, and Harry and Neville have problems.

James is spending all his time with Lily, and Sirius is good and tired of it.

Hermione is in a boy-dilemma. Naturally, she seeks help from Ginny, who gives it to her. Hermione learns two things: 1--Ginny really IS a vixen, and 2--Ron would crack if he knew how his sister thinks. Friendship fic, girl talk, flirting techniques and much, much more.

It's their last year at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore has "retired". Lucius is sent to Azkaban and Draco finally gets everything... except for the one woman he has always wanted. An accident happens, leaving the trio and Malfoy in the MUGGLE WORLD, where witches have hidden, devising a plan to raise the dead and destroy Hogwarts once and for all. Rita Skeeter's daughter goes to Hogwarts, a gay professor fancies Ron and Crabbe and Goyle have a hidden secret! Has the wizarding world gone mad? Sacrifce. Love. Lust. Death. It's all in here. Warning: Draco and Hermione Shipper

A bunch of the characters chugged twenty cans of Mountain Dew, and they're all really hyper. Ron and Ginny have a fight about a llama, but when the llama leaves, they have to find it with the help of their friends. No llamas were hurt in the making of this fic!

Harry is feeling remorse for Sirius.``Ron is clumsy as all hell.``Ginny is good at First Aid.``Hermione is smart.``Draco is still as hot as ever.

When the sixth and seventh years are unleashed on the most dangerous class in Hogwarts, namely muggle cookery, there's bound to be trouble brewing - and not just in Neville Longbottom's cauldron. With an increasingly irresistible Draco, a despairing Ginny struggling to hold onto her sanity in the pursuit of unburnt toast and inter-house madness galore, this makes for an unashamed culinary romp.

Ron and Hermione both finally get a clue about their feelings for each other... well, kinda. Cue much rambling, agonising and blushing.

Two years ago Hermione Granger left England to find herself... with Draco Malfoy. Now she is returning and Harry has a few questions for her.

Some of Hogwart’s professors get together after a busy school year and let their hair down… a little. This short story takes place at the end of Fred and George’s first year.

"She seemed intent on proving to him that he wasn't gay, that he liked girls, and that above all else, he liked her." Harry is out to convince Hogwarts that he is gay after giving up on females, but is his newfound sexuality as strong as Hermione's will? Harry slash pairings abound. Blatant stereotypes. Eventual H/Hr.

Fred Weasley is faced with death as he stands in front of Voldemort. His only regret: not finishing his story with Angelina, the family they were to have, the story they were to have lived out. An angsty-humorous romance, fit for any house except Schnoogle. Written as a songfic with the song "Even If" by ZOEgirl.

Percy is on a exchange programe to Canada for work. He meets the person he's exchanging with's sister and eventually they fall in love. The only thing is...her father doesn't approve.

James loves Lily. Lily thinks he’s a prat and childish. How will James make her see that there’s more to him than that? That’s what he asks the other three Marauders and surprisingly enough, Peter comes up with the answer.

At Hogwarts, there's never a day goes by when you have Potions and that day doesn't go from the best thing in the world to the worst thing imaginable in the course of a single lesson (unless of course, you're a Slytherin). One day, Harry Potter makes a startling discovery which gives him an opportunity to finally stop the reign of terror of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw's most lethal enemy (next to Voldemort of course). Humour, romance and the odd bit of adventure prevail throughout.

Ever wonder why they're called Death Eaters? Enter here, and follow Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy through a formal dinner. Warning: slightly disturbing content.

Sirius Black was, in fact, a rather attractive person. From a purely objective standpoint, of course. Because James would never, ever consider Sirius that way...of course he wouldn't.

Harry and Ron suffer severe boredom during the school year. Ron comes up with a great idea, watching the new cartoon launched in the muggle world. Harry isn't used to watching the 'television' shows he actually likes and gets sucked into the world of suspense.. mystery.. and giggles.

Ginervra Weasley is about to start her sixth year at Hogwarts. Now she's all grown up and about to show the rest of the school just how much. D/G, H/B, C/P and R/HR.

First person POV. A view of Harry Potter. Unexpected one sided pairing.

Sittting alone in the Gryffindor common room one night, Hermione Granger recieves a most unusual letter from Professor Severus Snape. A sort of parody fic containing implied slash.

Draco and Hermione switch places for a week - how could that not be funny? Includes much smacking, panicking, and groupie stalking. NOT D/Hr.

It is Lily Evans' and James Potter's seventh year. Lily has had a harrowing summer, and James helps her on the way to overcoming it. However, someone is shadowing Lily. They want to get to her. Why? What has she done to attract this attention? What does she have that they want? Humourous, romantic in places, but with an air of mystery, join the Marauders and the Gals at Hogwarts, as they attempt to unravel a mystery, deal with annoyingly in-love friends, try to find something within themselves to allow them to trust again, and put up with disgustingly unwashed Slytherins.

After a blazing row, Hermione asks Ron a question and receives the most unexpected response. Fortunately, it is exactly the answer she is looking for.

Hermione's getting married tomorrow morning, and her friends and sisters-in-law gather together to show her a good time. Luna proves to be the hit of the party (although Fleur gives her a run for her money). Rated for language, no slash. Companion to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography."

One not so quiet day in the library, Viktor Krum discovers there’s more to the bushy-haired brunette in the corner that meets the eye.

After almost destroying Hogwarts (yet again), it's time for either divine intervention, or remedial classes. Seeing as though deities with an interest in four rather irrepressible teenagers are somewhat lacking, remedial Potions classes it is. (Involves a likable Peter, Snape being snarky and enjoying it immensely and lots of explosions.)

What happened in OotP when Hermione went to Professor McGonagall for her career discussion? A short fic where McGonagall tries desperately to persuade Hermione to give up S.P.E.W.

Tonks has something of a crush – and she’s less than thrilled about it.

Something strange is happening... all of the people that Harry hate start to go crazy! Who is behind this, does Harry have some strange power that he doesn't know about or does he have a secret friend who is helping him get back at his enemies?

When Hermione gets sick of Draco's cruel jokes, she and Ginny hatch a plan. She agrees to go out with him for ten days, and be the worst girlfriend possible. What this know-it-all doesn't know is that Draco has a bet going himself. He has to make her fall in love with him in ten days. Who will win? Who sucks at writing summaries? I DO!! A parody of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

Harry is in a psychiatric ward. The Dursleys are dead, and Voldemort has disappeared again. The Order is busy trying to get Harry back, and Draco takes a dangerous obsession with Hermione.

Sequel to "Blurry" ````Remus and Sirius have some things to work out and what a better way to bring it out in the open than Remus' ticklishness?

Harry and Hermione are married and have way too many kids. Living in a typical Muggle home, they have a whole bunch of problems, including a broken washing machine, sour milk, missed dinner dates, and small children with nightmares, but that's all right, because to an Auror working all the time, life with his family is 'just another day in Paradise'.

The Astronomy Tower wall has seen it all. You'd be surprised at how traumatic life can be when you're stuck up there at night. Lots of slash, twincest, and truly disturbing relationships.

Snape and Lupin's trip to Iceland goes just as Snape had feared. Sequel to Hogwarts' Sweetheart.

Dudley's died and gone to Heaven! The question is, does he get in?

What would you do if you suddenly woke up in the middle of the Sorting Ceremony and discovered you were an American transfer student? A brief gothic tale.

'Hermione was no other word for it, breathless. You couldn’t fault her for it, though. She had good reasons.' ``Merely the beginning of a more than slightly amusing tale. Why not drop in and laugh at poor Hermione's predicament?

Harry receives a chain letter. Watch as people lose their minds because they believe that a small piece of paper can do terrible things, things you thought only Voldemort was capable of. Yes, paper can do them too!

Hermione, currently working at St. Mungo's hospital, has organized a fundraiser event. Not only are Potion Masters from all over the world invited, but also the reclusive Severus Snape from Hogwarts... who actually doesn't know yet what's awaiting him. ``Hermione might be in charge this evening, but that doesn't mean it will be a quiet and peaceful event.

It's the day after final exams, and the junior students are forbidden to go outside and play, due to the threat from Voldemort. What will Madame Pince do when they all invade her nice, warm, quiet library?

'That night in the library, when you were a sprite and I was...curious. A glittering sprite in the dark. All I did was sing and you laughed a river of smooth wine.' This is the continuation of a more than slightly amusing tale (started in 'Late Night Thoughts'). It appears the predicament has expanded. Poor, poor, Blaise. Romance and confusion. HG/BZ. One-shot. Love it!

Some stories were omitted from the Canon. I'd like to say these are them, but to tell the truth... these are just rants of my odd little imagination. *twilight zone-esque music starts here*

Mother's Day means breakfast in bed... Easier said than done in the Weasley household!

Take one unusual incident. View it through the eyes of many different people. Hear their thoughts and their take on the occurring incident. Different incident, different setting, and different characters on each part.

Cedric Diggory stalks Marcus Flint - you've got to keep quite an eye on those sneaky Hufflepuffs! - and Adrian Pucey is very, very gay.

A short vignette from the second person point-of-view. Tom Riddle muses on sleep, debts and Shakespeare, competence, Greek drama, architecture, house-warming and whether Salazar Slytherin is a disgusting old lecher. Dark humor and snobbery.

The Ministry has ignored Percy’s Flobberworm Juice Proposal. What some might see as a defeat, Percy is using to implement his Escape Plan. He’s making lemonade out of lemons, and Fred and George will be the sweetener! Or will they sour the mixture?

Blaise wants to be a super hero. Hermione doesn't think he can do it. Will he prove her wrong, or is he just another wizard in spandex and sunglasses?

Desperate to prepare Harry for what lies ahead, Dumbledore attempts the one thing that can help him - to split Severus Snape in two.``Desperate to start climbing the nine steps to bliss with Ron, Hermione attempts the one thing that can help - get him in the rose bush.

To everyone, it seems that Harry and Ginny hate each other... but do they really? What happens to make them spill their secret?

Summary: Ron thinks that Harry and Hermione are more than just friends. Harry assures him that's not the case, but Ron doesn't reslly believe him. He wants to ask Hermione about it but he is afraid to. One day in class, Snape has them make a polyjuice potion, and Ron gets an idea. During the class though, Harry sees something that starts him thinking about, maybe, being more than friends with Hermione. The entire trio end up having a very strange day.

The Hogwarts professors decide to have a party, with alcohol, and Peeves isn't about to be left out of the fun. One-shot, complete, utterly insane.

Hermione's got a baby -- and a secret. Snape has Paternity Issues. But in this little parody, nothing is what -- or who -- you think.