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The humorous musings of a brat prince's love for an uncommon beauty, told from the very beginning. D/G.

Sirius gives Harry a talk about the birds and the bees.

What would life be like if Harry's parents hadn't died? Join Jillian Anders as she tells the story of romance, drama, angst, and most of all-humor.

"Suddenly the bush next to Harry gave a violent shake. He raised an eyebrow, wondering who was having that much fun." R/Hr, a hint of H/G.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves in Fred and George's shop, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for the first time. A slobbering bell, drenched third-years, Canary Creams, revenge, Owl Treats, Hermione's bossiness and Dennis Creevey the coughed-up furball are all mixed together in this funny tale.

Harry and Ron walk into their dormitory to find someone making use of Harry's bed. General randomness. H/P.

"Yes, I have heard the Hat give several warnings before, always at times when it detects period of great danger for the school..." says Nearly Headless Nick. But what song would the Sorting Hat sing at times of great joy and merriment? When it was feeling a little whimsical? After all the War is over and even a raggedy old Hat needs some fun now and again. Come and listen to the Sorting Hat as it takes you through a slashy history of Hogwarts as never was heard before.

Hermione Granger is trying to live her life after the war as peacefully as she can. One day, a surprise left at her place of employ changes all of that. AU.

Snape and Filch indulge in a little good-natured bashing of the ``women of Hogwarts, in what may have been the conversation that took place after ``Harry saw Snape with a mangled leg in "Sorcerer's Stone."

The Potions class is on a field trip to a beer factory, when suddenly Harry and Draco get drunk, and strange things happen... H/D slash!

After the war Harry traded his life in the UK for life in the US. Now he appears in the news in Britain and the States for his lavish and sometimes outrageous lifestyle. What can his old friends do to get their friend back?

Hey, I've always had ideas for Frankie and "Future-Wife" and finally I decided to make one. I'm going to try to make it funny, and if it isn't funny then you can just laugh at the stupidity of it all!!

A ball is being held at Hogwarts, and girls must ask boys. Luna asks Harry and Hermione asks Ron. This is from Harry's POV. Featuring Jealous!Cho.

When two of Arthur and Molly's friends decide to walk down the aisle, the younger Weasley tots get to experience a wizarding wedding. Knowing our Devilish Duo, whether they leave the place in one piece is a totally different matter....

"Silence reigned in the hall for many minutes. Draco Malfoy then sighed and pushed himself off the floor. 'I only wanted to know what this porn thing everyone was talking about was...'" Written for Kneazle's E-Owl Challenge.

During a bout of temporary insanity (caused by a totally unexpected reaction between pumpkin juice and a cough lolly), Harry inadvertently conjures the Evil.

Ted Tonks and Andromeda Black have a first meeting in 1970. Hearts break, sparks fly, the Beatles are played.

History of Magic sucks. Or does it? Can History of Magic spark off one of the biggest events in Hogwarts history?

Draco keeps a diary into which he pours his secret thoughts and desires - and, oh yeah - evil plots for revenge.

Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts interviews Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter for a special feature. Short and silly slashfic.

Remus wakes up with a *cough* problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. But what will he do when he finds Sirius waiting for him when he wakes? Can he hide his emotions?

Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites, and not-quite-cunning.

After a rather violet snowball fight, Ginny is done with the snow. She stomps inside, takes a rather long bath and thinks a bit too much. A Christmas themed fic with a bit of fluff.

There are many types of fan fiction out there, but not all of the pieces are exactly, er, good.``Here are some typical types and what not to do.

This fic is AU under the guidelines set down in the FictionAlley fanfictional decrees. It has been approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks due to the inclusion of a Mr Riddle, and the Aurors' Office due to an unfortunate potions accident. Extremely cliched.

Blaise is a whore, and Draco would like to know what's going on.

The title says it all. Short, silly, fluffy.

The compainion fic to Shiny and New, the epic tale of Spiffiness, pinkness, and ultimate OoCness continues in the action packed thriller starring Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, and The Boy Who Lived... for Draco's Spunk.

It is Ron's feelings of Ron to Malfoy, firstly love and then...

Some people only need it once a week. For others, twice a day will suffice. Some of them need it so often that they become addicted. Draco Malfoy is one of those people.

The Marauders and Lily think Binns is a cruel and unfunny bugger, so they waste their lesson teaching Binns the ways of the Marauder! Includes: Living!Binns, Infatuated!Remus and Jealous!Sirius!

Three lovely girls who meet every week to have tea at the Leaky Cauldron, come across an interesting discussion...the uses of odd muggle objects. This humorous tale will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

"But in his third year of office, one day, one single bloody summer day had completely blown his little, intact world to smithereens." Mr Stewart is the British Prime Minister and very proud of being normal. But what happens when a certain Cornelius Fudge pays him a visit?

“What do you mean, he said no...?”``Harry scowled up at Ron’s incredulous face. “ I mean, he said no.” His scowl deepened as he took on Snape’s voice, “’Patience is a virtue you should learn to cultivate, Potter.’ Patience, my arse,” he muttered, as he concentrated on not listening to the distantly roaring rain on the outside of the castle walls.

This song-fic gives us an insight into the world of Luna. There's a fine line between genius and madness, and Luna has a fuzzy bunny slipper on each side. Song is property of Tori Amos, from the album Under the Pink.

One-Shot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.

"She had gone into a state of extreme shock. Harry Potter had just kissed her. Harry Potter. He was only the boy Ginny’d had an enormous crush on since she first laid eyes on him – no, since she first heard of him, way back when she was a toddler and old enough to understand his story. However, after the shock had worn away, the first thing she felt was, unfortunately for Harry, anger." A fluffy, humorous one-shot version of Harry and Ginny's first kiss.

Dragon's eggs, new jobs, and black silk boxers? Bill and Charlie are in for an eventful morning...

Hermione wakes up in Ron's bed forgetting, for a second, how she got there. The sequel to Sweet Adorable Ron.

He didn't

Neville was just a normal teenager failing remedial Chemistry. Then one day walking home, he runs into a rather clingy Harry Potter who tells him he's magic...and the love of Harry's life? Go figure. NLHP slash.

Note to Hogwarts staff: Never, ever let the Weasley twins get bored.

How did quiet Remus Lupin become a member of one of the most famous pranking groups of Hogwarts? Well, when Sirius and James set their minds to something, anything's possible....

Draco Malfoy no longer has the best hair. A certain Gryffindor does, and he'll do anything to find out his secret, even if it means sacrificing his cookies. *SLASH*

MWPP are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts, poor boys, they don't know they are about to face the biggest trouble of all troubles : Ranging hormones! James' love for Lily is driving him crazy, Remus has fallen for Tabby who is his best friend and Sirius' new obsession. I wonder how will all this end up? Read to find out!

When Halloween traditions at Hogwarts start to become a little bit boring for the students, Dumbledore and the rest of the teachers decide to have a karaoke party. Throw in pedicured toenails, snotty narrator comments, and a suprise visit from Voldie, and you got yourself a pretty interesting fanfic.

The title pretty much tells you what's in the fic. But anyway, Voldemort has an evil plot to....

When Ginny Weasley received the letter of invitation from the International Association of Quidditch to join the British team in the upcoming World Cup, she was ecstatic. Until she found out who the other British Seeker was. Post-Hogwarts. Written for Sarea Okelani’s “The Feast” contest (2nd place).

Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts.

Dumbledore decides his staff needs a little refresher on how to work together and appreciate each other’s differences. Snape is less than pleased.

Halloween, Marauder style. The boys dress up, and Sirius offers up a treat to Remus.

Harry and Hermione prepare for the birth of their first child. Short and fluffy.

Gilderoy Lockhart's classes at Hogwarts based on School of Rock. Lockhart bored everyone with talking about himself, but when he found out that Harry and Draco were potential duelers, he stopped teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, and made the class about dueling instead. Now the class is going to lead Lockhart's new idea for a Dueling Club. But with the way Lockhart teaches, will it be more of a hazard than a help?

Andrew Brody has heard rumours of a mysterious lake in the mountainous regions of Scotland. Determined to investigate legends of Nessielike creatures in its depths, he enounters something altogether unexpected.

Remus returns to Grimmauld Place from a mission and discovers that Sirius has a new bedmate....

A skimming of Sirius's clearest memories at Hogwarts. Some happy ``and others not. But they're there.

Sirius is not jealous of Lily. No, really, he isn't. After all, he's a grown-up... teenager!

Draco has had a really bad day, and I mean really bad. So of course, Harry has to make it all better. And he does.

Snape confiscates fanfic written by students.

Draco goes out for a night on the town. Sounds fun, huh? Throw the trio, vodka, and a little romance in to the cocktail of the evening and this should get interesting!

It's Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts, and he's looking forward to a peaceful year after defeating Voldermort. However, our favorite hero's denial of his feelings for Hermione are at the highest level of what Ginny calls his "general male incompetence." Will a swimming expedition in Harry's not-so-favorite class, Care of Magical Creatures, help things, or will the combination of a string bikini, a certain ferret, and Harry's attempts at "planning" only lead to disaster?

Angela's tired of being the sterotypical goody two-shoes Hufflepuff. "You should have SEEN their faces when I walked into History of Magic wearing Muggle Clothing. That's right. Muggle Clothing. BLACK Muggle clothing. Not to mention chains, tattoos, and headphones blasting heavy metal..." But things aren't always as easy as they seem, and appearances can be deceiving.

Elysia is the host of a popular cooking show. How will she react when she is forced to work with a rather formidable guest star? Severus Snape hates being there and hates cameras. This will be fun!! Actual Recipe Used!

Daniel Radcliffe recently received an odd letter and now, at the premiere of Goblet of Fire, he's still feeling a bit uneasy about it when an strange thing occurs. One-shot sequel to my "Sincerely, Harry James Potter."

Voldemort and Harry are fighting over what else in a slash fic - sex. Blame my brother.

Demelza Robins and Ritchie Coote are on rival Quidditch teams, and are public enemies – in private, however, they have been enjoying a romantic relationship for nearly six years. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are the Wizarding World’s ‘It’ couple, and have been ever since Harry defeated Voldemort. But when they break up, a series of newspaper articles link Harry to Demelza and Ginny to Ritchie - and somehow the newly formed pairs find themselves competing in a Couple of the Year contest for Witch Weekly. Misunderstandings between Demelza and Ritchie create problems at home and on the field while it seems as though the entire world is conspiring to keep them apart.

Potions classes are never boring when there's Neville Longbottom around. Lucky there's our hero there to save the day!

Two fics in one!! "Ginny" - Ginny does a parody of the song "Roxie" from the movie "Chicago." ``"When You're Good to Minerva..." - Minerva McGonagall does a parody of the song "When You're Good to Mama" from the movie "Chicago."

James family has to move to the Muggle world to avoid some "things" happening in the wizarding world. On his first day of school he meets someone who just might make it a bit easier. First in a short series of vignettes about Harry's parents.

Ron Weasley has made his own game show. What things will happen? Find out by reading this fic!

Due to losing the coin toss (again) to Severus, Minerva must teach the sixth year Slytherin/Gryffindor class Sexual Education! Oh no! Will she survive? Read on to find out!

James takes Remus, Sirius and Lily on a holiday and notices Sirius acting weird. Can he find out what is happening before the wrath takes Remus too? Will he lose his sanity on the way? Will Lily be able to save the odd group? When this is crossed with sherbet, an obsessive mushroom, an oddball owl, a flooded house, Voldymorto, a confused Dumbledore, a weird bunch of friends and a serious game of truth or dare, what will be the final result?

The press has a habit of taking liberties with the truth. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger discover this first hand.

It would never have occured to me to keep a journal. I always thought writing was kind of a girly thing to do. But then again, I never really had any kind of chance against Hermione. When she made up her mind that I should keep a journal, I knew that I would be keeping a journal. So this is the story of my life, the life of Ronald Weasley. Luckily, it's a journal, so no one but me will ever read it....

Harry has a really, really bad day.

What happens when you combine the end of exams, the Great Hall at suppertime, and one Hermione who's been pushed a little too far? Certainly not what anybody was expecting! Featuring many shocked looks from Ron and Harry (not to mention the rest of the Great Hall), random Ravenclaw cameos, sprayed potatoes, and one very disgruntled Snape. Songfic to "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" from Show Boat.

In responce to suburbandecay's Very Weasley Christmas Challenge. A very eventful Christmas at the Burrow.

Ron learns a thing or two about girls from the person he least expects... Luna Lovegood--when she informs him that "Hermione Granger fancies you." Perhaps not all of Luna's stories are a crazy as he thinks...

True love comes only once in a lifetime...

Hermione and her family are back in muggle France. Back in the same old cafe in teh same old village. It's great. But is it really so great that Michael's the same old guy?

When Dennis Creevey comes home after the events of HBP, his father gives him an ultimatum - Hogwarts or the streets. Now, the fourth-year must execute a master plan of daring and semi-legality to keep the school going. Featuring Professors Binns and McGonagall, Engineer Frank and 12 other students.

Hermione/Pansy. A romance story with benefits. The D.A.D.A. professors are conjoined, and not in a good way, Ron's lusting for Hermione, Harry's not lusting for anybody, (especially not Malfoy!) because he's Very Angry and generally everything moves along nicely. This is going to be femslash and will have slash in it. Also het.

Draco's a wizard right? That means he won't know all the muggle love songs/poems etc... This means Harry can have some fun here... The little sneak.

"This is worse than death. Please, I beg you to kill me. Kill me now, Potter." It's payback time when Voldemort is finally captured. Harry Potter has taken the phrase "cruel and unusual punishment" to an interesting (humorous) level when it comes to “vanquishing” the Dark Lord. Tortured by love? Think again.

Hermione's on guard, Ron gets revenge, and Harry and Neville have problems.

It's been five and a half years, and the Gryffindors are just fed up! They can't stand to watch one more fight between Ron and Hermione. So, what do they do? Why, bet, of course!

James is spending all his time with Lily, and Sirius is good and tired of it.

A bunch of the characters chugged twenty cans of Mountain Dew, and they're all really hyper. Ron and Ginny have a fight about a llama, but when the llama leaves, they have to find it with the help of their friends. No llamas were hurt in the making of this fic!

It's their last year at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore has "retired". Lucius is sent to Azkaban and Draco finally gets everything... except for the one woman he has always wanted. An accident happens, leaving the trio and Malfoy in the MUGGLE WORLD, where witches have hidden, devising a plan to raise the dead and destroy Hogwarts once and for all. Rita Skeeter's daughter goes to Hogwarts, a gay professor fancies Ron and Crabbe and Goyle have a hidden secret! Has the wizarding world gone mad? Sacrifce. Love. Lust. Death. It's all in here. Warning: Draco and Hermione Shipper

Harry is feeling remorse for Sirius.``Ron is clumsy as all hell.``Ginny is good at First Aid.``Hermione is smart.``Draco is still as hot as ever.

Hermione is in a boy-dilemma. Naturally, she seeks help from Ginny, who gives it to her. Hermione learns two things: 1--Ginny really IS a vixen, and 2--Ron would crack if he knew how his sister thinks. Friendship fic, girl talk, flirting techniques and much, much more.

"She seemed intent on proving to him that he wasn't gay, that he liked girls, and that above all else, he liked her." Harry is out to convince Hogwarts that he is gay after giving up on females, but is his newfound sexuality as strong as Hermione's will? Harry slash pairings abound. Blatant stereotypes. Eventual H/Hr.

At Hogwarts, there's never a day goes by when you have Potions and that day doesn't go from the best thing in the world to the worst thing imaginable in the course of a single lesson (unless of course, you're a Slytherin). One day, Harry Potter makes a startling discovery which gives him an opportunity to finally stop the reign of terror of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw's most lethal enemy (next to Voldemort of course). Humour, romance and the odd bit of adventure prevail throughout.

Fred Weasley is faced with death as he stands in front of Voldemort. His only regret: not finishing his story with Angelina, the family they were to have, the story they were to have lived out. An angsty-humorous romance, fit for any house except Schnoogle. Written as a songfic with the song "Even If" by ZOEgirl.

Percy is on a exchange programe to Canada for work. He meets the person he's exchanging with's sister and eventually they fall in love. The only thing is...her father doesn't approve.

Some of Hogwart’s professors get together after a busy school year and let their hair down… a little. This short story takes place at the end of Fred and George’s first year.

When the sixth and seventh years are unleashed on the most dangerous class in Hogwarts, namely muggle cookery, there's bound to be trouble brewing - and not just in Neville Longbottom's cauldron. With an increasingly irresistible Draco, a despairing Ginny struggling to hold onto her sanity in the pursuit of unburnt toast and inter-house madness galore, this makes for an unashamed culinary romp.

James loves Lily. Lily thinks he’s a prat and childish. How will James make her see that there’s more to him than that? That’s what he asks the other three Marauders and surprisingly enough, Peter comes up with the answer.

Two years ago Hermione Granger left England to find herself... with Draco Malfoy. Now she is returning and Harry has a few questions for her.

Ron and Hermione both finally get a clue about their feelings for each other... well, kinda. Cue much rambling, agonising and blushing.