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Wherein deals are made, rules are broken, and revenge is served with a smile. - Ginny/Pansy, H/D

I’m not really sure…. Harry’s sneaking out late at night to do ``something with which he doesn’t want any company but he just can’t make it there ``without running into all sorts of odd people who won’t let him go where he needs ``to go.

Hermione sees Draco looking less than his usual dignified self somewhere two miles from London, and offers to help him. She meets Draco's pesky brother, and the two Malfoys compete for the Mudblood's affection.

Remus gives us a brief look at his views on his lycanthropy, while James stumbles on something profound (for once), Peter christens terminally ill birds \

If I were a piece of cheese...

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

Lily and James, and the blooming of their romance, though it's not quite the romance novel of the century. Following canon, the two dislike each other greatly, but are pushed together.

Draco and Harry are trapped in the Dursleys’ cellar and get to spend some quality time together. Well, it’s that, or dig their way out with clothes-pegs. ``Along the way are conversations about underwear, a bit of snogging, and other things.

Struck by inspiration, I wrote this fic concerning a goblet of pumpkin juice, five singing boys, and what Hermione really wants in a man. A songfic of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

Fred takes the time to do something nice for Ron, his six year old brother.

Sometimes, a normal story just isn't what it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes all you’re looking for is something different. Well this story is That Something. From the creators of 'I'm Having Problems With My Pants' has sprouted this terrifically uncanny tale that will leave you moaning for more and scratching for seeds. Minus the seeds part that is. Strap on your seat belt and get ready to experience sexually pent-up teenage love at its very finest!

Harry was bored, Dean and Seamus took him out. All things considered, it was a pretty eventful evening. But truly, it's Harry/Remus slash.

Dumbledore goes looking for some moral support from kindred spirits.

What happens when you give wizards and witches a computer game? They freak! Hermione and Percy argue and cuss. (Rated PG-13 for language and adult stuff)

Every fangirl should have one of her very own!

Harry Potter expounds on life, and about how much his is certainly, absolutely, DEFINITELY not centered around his arch-nemesis. (Runs parallel to "Denial.")

Ginny's right shoulder must have been her lucky one, because when it shatters in a painful collision with two Bludgers, star Chaser Ginny Weasley finds herself as a Reserve player on a Quidditch team in crisis. If that wasn't bad enough, Draco Malfoy invades her flat, Oliver Wood gets on her nerves, and Harry and Hermione are out to get the axe-murderer who's out to get her. Could her life get any worse? Apparently, it could. (Pre-DH)

Hermione needs to get that book. She also finds that she needs something else, and Draco Malfoy happens to be handy. Written for LJ's hp_spring_fling exchange 2010. Oneshot.

Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU originated by J.L. Matthews. When the Ravenclaws' "Quidditch practice session" soaks a Slytherin ex-Seeker, practical joking and paybacks begin to ensue.

What happens when Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter characters are thrown in a room together? You get madness.

Slightly Slash, hinted H/Hr. Harry not knowing what to do has to choose between his options and Draco is right there to help.

An unfeeling woman has invaded Myrtle's lavatory. Worse, she's making coffee and cheery conversation. At least her nose turns up at the tip.

Everyone hates Snape - it's a given at Hogwarts - at least until the night he rescues eleven-year-old Hermione Granger from a terrible demise. Then our Potions master finds himself on the receiving end of a serious schoolgirl crush, complete with love letters and doe eyes! Severus is SO not amused... but boy, his fellow teachers sure are! This is GEN, set in year one. PG is just for one scary scene. Predominantly Hermione and Severus, with Dumbledore and McGonagall.

It’s Boxing Day in Harry Potter’s 6th year at Hogwarts, and Harry enjoys a brief respite with the Weasley family at the Burrow.

Exaggerated personalities! Death threats! Kidnapping! Sarcasm! Musical affiliations finally revealed! Excessive Americanizations! Sex, drugs and indie rock!... Parisian escargot farms? Questionable dinner theater? Posters of pent-up sexual energy? Okay, this is getting a little offensive...

'Cause love rules, at the love shack.

Ginny Weasley is on a mission. She, along with her best friend, Kendra, are determined to make her life more interesting in time for the upcoming Yule Ball. And that means one thing... she needs a man. What poor, unsuspecting victim will Ginny turn her attentions on?

A 7th year train ride with alot of fun and a certain someone with a chocolate fetish.

"Padma says smart things," Luna said. "You should pay attention." [Ron/Padma]

Harry makes Dobby attend a support group for characters who can't help speaking in the third person. After all, the ones who do are usually the crazy ones, right? One-shot.

James and Sirius may be inseparable, but somehow it always falls to Remus to pick up the pieces after one of Sirius' messy break-ups.

Snape is required to attend a masquerade in a costume that Dumbledore chose for him.

George Weasley truly cherished his carefree, bachelor life. He and Fred shared a joke shop to which they were highly dedicated, he had a loving family, and enough money to fool around all he liked. So what if everyone wanted him to get married and settle down? George Weasley used to be satisfied with his life. Then the most unexpected woman stormed into the twins’ joke-shop and turned his world upside down.

Luna informs Snape of a startling piece of news during the Longbottom's 20th Anniversary Party. Mainly Hermione/Snape, with Neville/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ron/Bimbo of the Week. Mindless, sweet, cotton candy fluff. Sorry.

Ron isn’t the quickest at the best of times, but even he notices the changes that Malfoy’s making. Involving many things, including smirks, chess, origami and kumquats. Slash, slash, slashy, slash, slash.

Takes place in the marauders' sixth year. There is a reason why you should not annoy a nosy Auror-brat, something Sirius Black is about to find out.

The long awaited sequel to I Am A Slug, Diary Of A Slug, Musings Of A Slug and Slug Four: Return Of The Slug is finally here!``~So now I've graduated. I don't reall know what to do with myself, but I'm sure it'll all work out. Things are changing a bit, and my steady little world is flinging around like a little boat on a high sea. I hope you don't get motion sickness... Draco. ~

She was beautiful. Her voice was so sweet and smooth. Almost as sweet as the chocolate she sold... (romance, slightly AU, Natalie/Draco)

Harry knows that he's famous in the magical world, being the Boy-Who-Lived and all that. However, what he doesn't know is that he's famous in the Muggle world, too. Harry takes a trip to Borders and realizes just how famous he is and how obsessed some people are over HP (myself included!).

Harry's wand is misbehaving and getting him into embarrassing situations. Can he fix it before he gets into too much trouble? Or will he be caught in the act?

The humorous musings of a brat prince's love for an uncommon beauty, told from the very beginning. D/G.

Sirius gives Harry a talk about the birds and the bees.

Harry and Ron walk into their dormitory to find someone making use of Harry's bed. General randomness. H/P.

What would life be like if Harry's parents hadn't died? Join Jillian Anders as she tells the story of romance, drama, angst, and most of all-humor.

"Suddenly the bush next to Harry gave a violent shake. He raised an eyebrow, wondering who was having that much fun." R/Hr, a hint of H/G.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves in Fred and George's shop, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for the first time. A slobbering bell, drenched third-years, Canary Creams, revenge, Owl Treats, Hermione's bossiness and Dennis Creevey the coughed-up furball are all mixed together in this funny tale.

"Yes, I have heard the Hat give several warnings before, always at times when it detects period of great danger for the school..." says Nearly Headless Nick. But what song would the Sorting Hat sing at times of great joy and merriment? When it was feeling a little whimsical? After all the War is over and even a raggedy old Hat needs some fun now and again. Come and listen to the Sorting Hat as it takes you through a slashy history of Hogwarts as never was heard before.

The Potions class is on a field trip to a beer factory, when suddenly Harry and Draco get drunk, and strange things happen... H/D slash!

Snape and Filch indulge in a little good-natured bashing of the ``women of Hogwarts, in what may have been the conversation that took place after ``Harry saw Snape with a mangled leg in "Sorcerer's Stone."

Hermione Granger is trying to live her life after the war as peacefully as she can. One day, a surprise left at her place of employ changes all of that. AU.

After the war Harry traded his life in the UK for life in the US. Now he appears in the news in Britain and the States for his lavish and sometimes outrageous lifestyle. What can his old friends do to get their friend back?

Hey, I've always had ideas for Frankie and "Future-Wife" and finally I decided to make one. I'm going to try to make it funny, and if it isn't funny then you can just laugh at the stupidity of it all!!

"Silence reigned in the hall for many minutes. Draco Malfoy then sighed and pushed himself off the floor. 'I only wanted to know what this porn thing everyone was talking about was...'" Written for Kneazle's E-Owl Challenge.

A ball is being held at Hogwarts, and girls must ask boys. Luna asks Harry and Hermione asks Ron. This is from Harry's POV. Featuring Jealous!Cho.

History of Magic sucks. Or does it? Can History of Magic spark off one of the biggest events in Hogwarts history?

When two of Arthur and Molly's friends decide to walk down the aisle, the younger Weasley tots get to experience a wizarding wedding. Knowing our Devilish Duo, whether they leave the place in one piece is a totally different matter....

During a bout of temporary insanity (caused by a totally unexpected reaction between pumpkin juice and a cough lolly), Harry inadvertently conjures the Evil.

Ted Tonks and Andromeda Black have a first meeting in 1970. Hearts break, sparks fly, the Beatles are played.

Draco keeps a diary into which he pours his secret thoughts and desires - and, oh yeah - evil plots for revenge.

Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts interviews Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter for a special feature. Short and silly slashfic.

Remus wakes up with a *cough* problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. But what will he do when he finds Sirius waiting for him when he wakes? Can he hide his emotions?

Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites, and not-quite-cunning.

After a rather violet snowball fight, Ginny is done with the snow. She stomps inside, takes a rather long bath and thinks a bit too much. A Christmas themed fic with a bit of fluff.

There are many types of fan fiction out there, but not all of the pieces are exactly, er, good.``Here are some typical types and what not to do.

This fic is AU under the guidelines set down in the FictionAlley fanfictional decrees. It has been approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks due to the inclusion of a Mr Riddle, and the Aurors' Office due to an unfortunate potions accident. Extremely cliched.

The title says it all. Short, silly, fluffy.

The compainion fic to Shiny and New, the epic tale of Spiffiness, pinkness, and ultimate OoCness continues in the action packed thriller starring Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, and The Boy Who Lived... for Draco's Spunk.

Blaise is a whore, and Draco would like to know what's going on.

It is Ron's feelings of Ron to Malfoy, firstly love and then...

Some people only need it once a week. For others, twice a day will suffice. Some of them need it so often that they become addicted. Draco Malfoy is one of those people.

The Marauders and Lily think Binns is a cruel and unfunny bugger, so they waste their lesson teaching Binns the ways of the Marauder! Includes: Living!Binns, Infatuated!Remus and Jealous!Sirius!

Three lovely girls who meet every week to have tea at the Leaky Cauldron, come across an interesting discussion...the uses of odd muggle objects. This humorous tale will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

"But in his third year of office, one day, one single bloody summer day had completely blown his little, intact world to smithereens." Mr Stewart is the British Prime Minister and very proud of being normal. But what happens when a certain Cornelius Fudge pays him a visit?

“What do you mean, he said no...?”``Harry scowled up at Ron’s incredulous face. “ I mean, he said no.” His scowl deepened as he took on Snape’s voice, “’Patience is a virtue you should learn to cultivate, Potter.’ Patience, my arse,” he muttered, as he concentrated on not listening to the distantly roaring rain on the outside of the castle walls.

One-Shot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.

This song-fic gives us an insight into the world of Luna. There's a fine line between genius and madness, and Luna has a fuzzy bunny slipper on each side. Song is property of Tori Amos, from the album Under the Pink.

"She had gone into a state of extreme shock. Harry Potter had just kissed her. Harry Potter. He was only the boy Ginny’d had an enormous crush on since she first laid eyes on him – no, since she first heard of him, way back when she was a toddler and old enough to understand his story. However, after the shock had worn away, the first thing she felt was, unfortunately for Harry, anger." A fluffy, humorous one-shot version of Harry and Ginny's first kiss.

Dragon's eggs, new jobs, and black silk boxers? Bill and Charlie are in for an eventful morning...

Hermione wakes up in Ron's bed forgetting, for a second, how she got there. The sequel to Sweet Adorable Ron.

He didn't

How did quiet Remus Lupin become a member of one of the most famous pranking groups of Hogwarts? Well, when Sirius and James set their minds to something, anything's possible....

Note to Hogwarts staff: Never, ever let the Weasley twins get bored.

Draco Malfoy no longer has the best hair. A certain Gryffindor does, and he'll do anything to find out his secret, even if it means sacrificing his cookies. *SLASH*

Neville was just a normal teenager failing remedial Chemistry. Then one day walking home, he runs into a rather clingy Harry Potter who tells him he's magic...and the love of Harry's life? Go figure. NLHP slash.

When Halloween traditions at Hogwarts start to become a little bit boring for the students, Dumbledore and the rest of the teachers decide to have a karaoke party. Throw in pedicured toenails, snotty narrator comments, and a suprise visit from Voldie, and you got yourself a pretty interesting fanfic.

MWPP are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts, poor boys, they don't know they are about to face the biggest trouble of all troubles : Ranging hormones! James' love for Lily is driving him crazy, Remus has fallen for Tabby who is his best friend and Sirius' new obsession. I wonder how will all this end up? Read to find out!

The title pretty much tells you what's in the fic. But anyway, Voldemort has an evil plot to....

When Ginny Weasley received the letter of invitation from the International Association of Quidditch to join the British team in the upcoming World Cup, she was ecstatic. Until she found out who the other British Seeker was. Post-Hogwarts. Written for Sarea Okelani’s “The Feast” contest (2nd place).

Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts.

Dumbledore decides his staff needs a little refresher on how to work together and appreciate each other’s differences. Snape is less than pleased.

Halloween, Marauder style. The boys dress up, and Sirius offers up a treat to Remus.

Gilderoy Lockhart's classes at Hogwarts based on School of Rock. Lockhart bored everyone with talking about himself, but when he found out that Harry and Draco were potential duelers, he stopped teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, and made the class about dueling instead. Now the class is going to lead Lockhart's new idea for a Dueling Club. But with the way Lockhart teaches, will it be more of a hazard than a help?

Harry and Hermione prepare for the birth of their first child. Short and fluffy.

A skimming of Sirius's clearest memories at Hogwarts. Some happy ``and others not. But they're there.

Andrew Brody has heard rumours of a mysterious lake in the mountainous regions of Scotland. Determined to investigate legends of Nessielike creatures in its depths, he enounters something altogether unexpected.

Remus returns to Grimmauld Place from a mission and discovers that Sirius has a new bedmate....

Sirius is not jealous of Lily. No, really, he isn't. After all, he's a grown-up... teenager!

Snape confiscates fanfic written by students.

Draco has had a really bad day, and I mean really bad. So of course, Harry has to make it all better. And he does.

Draco goes out for a night on the town. Sounds fun, huh? Throw the trio, vodka, and a little romance in to the cocktail of the evening and this should get interesting!