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SLASH, SS/RL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. Lupin become obsessed with making Snape laugh. No sex this time out. Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending.

The Weasleys' flying car contemplates her origins and current life within the Forbidden Forest. Only someone with the force of a Fury can survive.

What would you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night?

Harry's at Grimmauld Place, alone for the summer with Remus, Snape, and Molly. The poor boy has been brooding and depresed for weeks and Remus decides it's high time that the BoyWhoLived got a day off, with or without approval from the old man at Hogwarts.

Hermione gets an unexpected insight into the meaning of Christmas from Luna Lovegood while spending the holidays at the Burrow.

This may be the most insane thing you've ever read in your life. Dumbledore has gone missing and it's up to the residents of Hogwarts to find him. Features: Prostitute!Hermione Rhyming!Neville Dumb!Ron Paranoid!Harry Sexy!Draco Missing!Dumbledore

Ron and Hermione have kissed, and agreed to go out. Wonderful, right? Well, if it were anyone but those two...``This is a missing scene from my story It's Just So... but can easily be read on it's own.

There is another ball at Hogwarts and Ron is taking Hermione. Hermione selected a light blue dress and, unknownst to her, Ron has selected a light green tuxedo. Tubby Tony and the Tubes provide the music.

James and Sirius complete a quizzie.

After the fall of Voldemort, Hermione helps lead a Muggle-Studies fieldtrip to the Rocky Mountains in Canada. Ron and the other eleven attendees can do no magic for a month. What happens is told in letters sent between Harry, Ron and Hermione

Sirius is on the run, of course. So he stops in a mild looking village. Or is it?

The competition is on! Who will be this year's Hooligan? Lots of pranks, more humour and whole heap of surprises. As Ron says,"It's savage! I'm telling ya!"

While waiting for Hermione in her parents' dental office, Ron discovers a bit of Muggle technology. He just doesn't know quite what to make of it.

Coffee. That lifegiving substance has been stolen. But who stole it? And lots of girly screaming is going on. And when the Coffee belongs to Draco Malfoy, someone is going to pay.

After an argument, Harry and his uncle Vernon wake up the next morning finding themselves in each other's body. Harry remembers all too late that he is supposed to go the Weasleys. What happened to cause this? Vernon on a broomstick? Now Vernon can finally see how big a hero his nephew is in the wizarding world. Voldemort's going to have a huge surprise coming up in the end of the year meeting! Will Vernon and Harry finally understand each other and get along? Anything's possible. How does Ginny react when she finds out her crush is a middle aged fat man? Quidditch, pranks, action, and Malfoy are all in this story.

It's the final year at Hogwarts and the new Head Boy and Girl must overcome their greatest problem...each other. Prepare for showers, transvestitism and violence against chocolate frogs!

With Fred and George on the loose the only thing you get is double trouble. A one-shot telling what hapened before the flight of the twins in OotP.

This is a story about the glamorous yet destructive lifestyles of the students of Slytherin house. Partying, narcotics and wild love affairs with a certain Potions master all go out of control as Death Eaters come into play. Filled with dark humor and a feisty story teller, we learn of the ways that eventually bring Slytherins further down the spiral. This story is nothing but a fan fiction guilty pleasure!

I’m not really sure…. Harry’s sneaking out late at night to do ``something with which he doesn’t want any company but he just can’t make it there ``without running into all sorts of odd people who won’t let him go where he needs ``to go.

Draco goes through a terrible loss and attempted suicide and he ends up drunk at the foot of the Gryffindor Tower.

Remus gives us a brief look at his views on his lycanthropy, while James stumbles on something profound (for once), Peter christens terminally ill birds \

Wherein deals are made, rules are broken, and revenge is served with a smile. - Ginny/Pansy, H/D

If I were a piece of cheese...

Hermione sees Draco looking less than his usual dignified self somewhere two miles from London, and offers to help him. She meets Draco's pesky brother, and the two Malfoys compete for the Mudblood's affection.

Lily and James, and the blooming of their romance, though it's not quite the romance novel of the century. Following canon, the two dislike each other greatly, but are pushed together.

Draco and Harry are trapped in the Dursleys’ cellar and get to spend some quality time together. Well, it’s that, or dig their way out with clothes-pegs. ``Along the way are conversations about underwear, a bit of snogging, and other things.

Fred takes the time to do something nice for Ron, his six year old brother.

Struck by inspiration, I wrote this fic concerning a goblet of pumpkin juice, five singing boys, and what Hermione really wants in a man. A songfic of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

Sometimes, a normal story just isn't what it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes all you’re looking for is something different. Well this story is That Something. From the creators of 'I'm Having Problems With My Pants' has sprouted this terrifically uncanny tale that will leave you moaning for more and scratching for seeds. Minus the seeds part that is. Strap on your seat belt and get ready to experience sexually pent-up teenage love at its very finest!

Harry was bored, Dean and Seamus took him out. All things considered, it was a pretty eventful evening. But truly, it's Harry/Remus slash.

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

Dumbledore goes looking for some moral support from kindred spirits.

Ginny's right shoulder must have been her lucky one, because when it shatters in a painful collision with two Bludgers, star Chaser Ginny Weasley finds herself as a Reserve player on a Quidditch team in crisis. If that wasn't bad enough, Draco Malfoy invades her flat, Oliver Wood gets on her nerves, and Harry and Hermione are out to get the axe-murderer who's out to get her. Could her life get any worse? Apparently, it could. (Pre-DH)

What happens when you give wizards and witches a computer game? They freak! Hermione and Percy argue and cuss. (Rated PG-13 for language and adult stuff)

Every fangirl should have one of her very own!

Harry Potter expounds on life, and about how much his is certainly, absolutely, DEFINITELY not centered around his arch-nemesis. (Runs parallel to "Denial.")

Hermione needs to get that book. She also finds that she needs something else, and Draco Malfoy happens to be handy. Written for LJ's hp_spring_fling exchange 2010. Oneshot.

Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU originated by J.L. Matthews. When the Ravenclaws' "Quidditch practice session" soaks a Slytherin ex-Seeker, practical joking and paybacks begin to ensue.

What happens when Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter characters are thrown in a room together? You get madness.

Slightly Slash, hinted H/Hr. Harry not knowing what to do has to choose between his options and Draco is right there to help.

An unfeeling woman has invaded Myrtle's lavatory. Worse, she's making coffee and cheery conversation. At least her nose turns up at the tip.

Everyone hates Snape - it's a given at Hogwarts - at least until the night he rescues eleven-year-old Hermione Granger from a terrible demise. Then our Potions master finds himself on the receiving end of a serious schoolgirl crush, complete with love letters and doe eyes! Severus is SO not amused... but boy, his fellow teachers sure are! This is GEN, set in year one. PG is just for one scary scene. Predominantly Hermione and Severus, with Dumbledore and McGonagall.

Exaggerated personalities! Death threats! Kidnapping! Sarcasm! Musical affiliations finally revealed! Excessive Americanizations! Sex, drugs and indie rock!... Parisian escargot farms? Questionable dinner theater? Posters of pent-up sexual energy? Okay, this is getting a little offensive...

It’s Boxing Day in Harry Potter’s 6th year at Hogwarts, and Harry enjoys a brief respite with the Weasley family at the Burrow.

Ginny Weasley is on a mission. She, along with her best friend, Kendra, are determined to make her life more interesting in time for the upcoming Yule Ball. And that means one thing... she needs a man. What poor, unsuspecting victim will Ginny turn her attentions on?

'Cause love rules, at the love shack.

George Weasley truly cherished his carefree, bachelor life. He and Fred shared a joke shop to which they were highly dedicated, he had a loving family, and enough money to fool around all he liked. So what if everyone wanted him to get married and settle down? George Weasley used to be satisfied with his life. Then the most unexpected woman stormed into the twins’ joke-shop and turned his world upside down.

Harry makes Dobby attend a support group for characters who can't help speaking in the third person. After all, the ones who do are usually the crazy ones, right? One-shot.

"Padma says smart things," Luna said. "You should pay attention." [Ron/Padma]

Snape is required to attend a masquerade in a costume that Dumbledore chose for him.

A 7th year train ride with alot of fun and a certain someone with a chocolate fetish.

James and Sirius may be inseparable, but somehow it always falls to Remus to pick up the pieces after one of Sirius' messy break-ups.

Ron isn’t the quickest at the best of times, but even he notices the changes that Malfoy’s making. Involving many things, including smirks, chess, origami and kumquats. Slash, slash, slashy, slash, slash.

Luna informs Snape of a startling piece of news during the Longbottom's 20th Anniversary Party. Mainly Hermione/Snape, with Neville/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ron/Bimbo of the Week. Mindless, sweet, cotton candy fluff. Sorry.

The long awaited sequel to I Am A Slug, Diary Of A Slug, Musings Of A Slug and Slug Four: Return Of The Slug is finally here!``~So now I've graduated. I don't reall know what to do with myself, but I'm sure it'll all work out. Things are changing a bit, and my steady little world is flinging around like a little boat on a high sea. I hope you don't get motion sickness... Draco. ~

Takes place in the marauders' sixth year. There is a reason why you should not annoy a nosy Auror-brat, something Sirius Black is about to find out.

She was beautiful. Her voice was so sweet and smooth. Almost as sweet as the chocolate she sold... (romance, slightly AU, Natalie/Draco)

Harry knows that he's famous in the magical world, being the Boy-Who-Lived and all that. However, what he doesn't know is that he's famous in the Muggle world, too. Harry takes a trip to Borders and realizes just how famous he is and how obsessed some people are over HP (myself included!).

Harry's wand is misbehaving and getting him into embarrassing situations. Can he fix it before he gets into too much trouble? Or will he be caught in the act?

The humorous musings of a brat prince's love for an uncommon beauty, told from the very beginning. D/G.

Sirius gives Harry a talk about the birds and the bees.

What would life be like if Harry's parents hadn't died? Join Jillian Anders as she tells the story of romance, drama, angst, and most of all-humor.

"Suddenly the bush next to Harry gave a violent shake. He raised an eyebrow, wondering who was having that much fun." R/Hr, a hint of H/G.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves in Fred and George's shop, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for the first time. A slobbering bell, drenched third-years, Canary Creams, revenge, Owl Treats, Hermione's bossiness and Dennis Creevey the coughed-up furball are all mixed together in this funny tale.

Harry and Ron walk into their dormitory to find someone making use of Harry's bed. General randomness. H/P.

"Yes, I have heard the Hat give several warnings before, always at times when it detects period of great danger for the school..." says Nearly Headless Nick. But what song would the Sorting Hat sing at times of great joy and merriment? When it was feeling a little whimsical? After all the War is over and even a raggedy old Hat needs some fun now and again. Come and listen to the Sorting Hat as it takes you through a slashy history of Hogwarts as never was heard before.

Snape and Filch indulge in a little good-natured bashing of the ``women of Hogwarts, in what may have been the conversation that took place after ``Harry saw Snape with a mangled leg in "Sorcerer's Stone."

The Potions class is on a field trip to a beer factory, when suddenly Harry and Draco get drunk, and strange things happen... H/D slash!

Hermione Granger is trying to live her life after the war as peacefully as she can. One day, a surprise left at her place of employ changes all of that. AU.

After the war Harry traded his life in the UK for life in the US. Now he appears in the news in Britain and the States for his lavish and sometimes outrageous lifestyle. What can his old friends do to get their friend back?

Hey, I've always had ideas for Frankie and "Future-Wife" and finally I decided to make one. I'm going to try to make it funny, and if it isn't funny then you can just laugh at the stupidity of it all!!

"Silence reigned in the hall for many minutes. Draco Malfoy then sighed and pushed himself off the floor. 'I only wanted to know what this porn thing everyone was talking about was...'" Written for Kneazle's E-Owl Challenge.

A ball is being held at Hogwarts, and girls must ask boys. Luna asks Harry and Hermione asks Ron. This is from Harry's POV. Featuring Jealous!Cho.

When two of Arthur and Molly's friends decide to walk down the aisle, the younger Weasley tots get to experience a wizarding wedding. Knowing our Devilish Duo, whether they leave the place in one piece is a totally different matter....

History of Magic sucks. Or does it? Can History of Magic spark off one of the biggest events in Hogwarts history?

Ted Tonks and Andromeda Black have a first meeting in 1970. Hearts break, sparks fly, the Beatles are played.

During a bout of temporary insanity (caused by a totally unexpected reaction between pumpkin juice and a cough lolly), Harry inadvertently conjures the Evil.

Draco keeps a diary into which he pours his secret thoughts and desires - and, oh yeah - evil plots for revenge.

Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts interviews Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter for a special feature. Short and silly slashfic.

Remus wakes up with a *cough* problem after an arousing dream about Sirius. But what will he do when he finds Sirius waiting for him when he wakes? Can he hide his emotions?

After a rather violet snowball fight, Ginny is done with the snow. She stomps inside, takes a rather long bath and thinks a bit too much. A Christmas themed fic with a bit of fluff.

There are many types of fan fiction out there, but not all of the pieces are exactly, er, good.``Here are some typical types and what not to do.

This fic is AU under the guidelines set down in the FictionAlley fanfictional decrees. It has been approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks due to the inclusion of a Mr Riddle, and the Aurors' Office due to an unfortunate potions accident. Extremely cliched.

Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites, and not-quite-cunning.

Blaise is a whore, and Draco would like to know what's going on.

The compainion fic to Shiny and New, the epic tale of Spiffiness, pinkness, and ultimate OoCness continues in the action packed thriller starring Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, and The Boy Who Lived... for Draco's Spunk.

It is Ron's feelings of Ron to Malfoy, firstly love and then...

Some people only need it once a week. For others, twice a day will suffice. Some of them need it so often that they become addicted. Draco Malfoy is one of those people.

The Marauders and Lily think Binns is a cruel and unfunny bugger, so they waste their lesson teaching Binns the ways of the Marauder! Includes: Living!Binns, Infatuated!Remus and Jealous!Sirius!

The title says it all. Short, silly, fluffy.

Three lovely girls who meet every week to have tea at the Leaky Cauldron, come across an interesting discussion...the uses of odd muggle objects. This humorous tale will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

"But in his third year of office, one day, one single bloody summer day had completely blown his little, intact world to smithereens." Mr Stewart is the British Prime Minister and very proud of being normal. But what happens when a certain Cornelius Fudge pays him a visit?

“What do you mean, he said no...?”``Harry scowled up at Ron’s incredulous face. “ I mean, he said no.” His scowl deepened as he took on Snape’s voice, “’Patience is a virtue you should learn to cultivate, Potter.’ Patience, my arse,” he muttered, as he concentrated on not listening to the distantly roaring rain on the outside of the castle walls.

This song-fic gives us an insight into the world of Luna. There's a fine line between genius and madness, and Luna has a fuzzy bunny slipper on each side. Song is property of Tori Amos, from the album Under the Pink.

One-Shot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.

"She had gone into a state of extreme shock. Harry Potter had just kissed her. Harry Potter. He was only the boy Ginny’d had an enormous crush on since she first laid eyes on him – no, since she first heard of him, way back when she was a toddler and old enough to understand his story. However, after the shock had worn away, the first thing she felt was, unfortunately for Harry, anger." A fluffy, humorous one-shot version of Harry and Ginny's first kiss.

He didn't

Dragon's eggs, new jobs, and black silk boxers? Bill and Charlie are in for an eventful morning...

Hermione wakes up in Ron's bed forgetting, for a second, how she got there. The sequel to Sweet Adorable Ron.