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Hermione sits in the library, alone again...She writes her most painful secrets in a diary. How her parents are always gone, what the other girls think of her, and...how she really feels about Ron. Will she find love in an atmosphere where books are her only true friends and the only person she can spill her heart to is her diary...?

Hello! My name is George Weasley and with the help of AlmightyTonaya, I am going to tell you how I, and maybe Fred, invented the Ever-Flying-Cold-No-Matter-What Snowball.

Dean Thomas is having an awful day. Follow him through it and see what happens.

A songfic to "Macho Man" by The Village People... Draco as a biker, Ron as a soldier, Blaise as an Indian, Neville as a construction worker, Harry as a policeman and Dean as a cowboy. ``And despite all the little jokes in here, none of them are gay! Well, perhaps Neville is. :P The guys get together at the end of their seventh year and give a show for some of the girls at Hogwarts.

Shakespeare’s A Midsummer’s Night Dream, Hogwarts style. Unfortunately, Dumbledore seems to be the only one willing to follow the script....

Ron Weasley never saw Harry’s badly concealed smirks or Hermione’s stolen glances or even her held back tears. Hermione Granger never heard Harry’s suppressed giggles or Ron’s hidden compliments. Harry Potter never spoke about his two friends and their obvious obsession with one another. He never felt it was his place.

Ginny is meeting someone…who could it be? Its not that hard… but there’s a twist, kinda… this one is for all those fics where meeting in the Astronomy Tower is completely uninterrupted! Just a little G/D for y’all! Enjoy!

In Harry's sixth year, strange circumstances bring he and Luna closer together. Common interests include dabbling in alternative magic and journeys to the center of the mind. Watch the development of the relationship that will push the boundaries of Hogwarts. H/L

Find out how Tom deals with a hormonal Ginny, who also has an addiction to Belgian chocolates.

{The end of the Slug Diary line} ``My life was just falling to pieces, after Ginny and Snape. I had nowhere to turn. Don't blame me. What would you do? So I was in a rut. It wasn't MY fault that I turned to Potter. Mum disowned me and sent me packing. I needed some fawning minion. Unfortunately, all I could find was Potter. But then Ginny came knocking...``~Draco~

What is the assumption that Malfoy was an only child was wrong? When danger approaches, Hogwarts finds itself with many more Malfoys than it cares to have.

A dull boring trip to his parents' house is the start of a great adventure.

Aunt Petunia's been keeping a secret from her family.

Two years after the traumatic loss of her betrothed, Hermione still has not recovered. She decides to take an apprenticeship that she had always wanted. However, things don't go exactly as planned. Eventual (though not for a while) HG/SS.

An exchange of letters leads to confessions between Ron and Hermione. The aftermath of Bad Dream.

Harry goes to the magical school of magical magic (Hogwarts) for another Harry year.

Draco's gotta go - now! Join him in his adventure to find the lavatory, and stick with him for the surprise ending twist!

Ginny has finally had enough with Ron nosing in on her all the time, and wants to get him back...Malfoy soon comes into the picture and gives her an offer too good to refuse...But will Ginny accept it? Together they team up to get their revenge...

When Draco shows off his girlfriend, Ginny claims that she has a boyfriend. Then, she starts to get caught up in her lies. As they continue to grow, she realizes her feelings for Malfoy are starting to change. How long can she keep everything up before she realizes that she's fallen for him?

Ron and Hermione are married at a young age. How will each cope with the faults of the other?

This song fic deals with the possibility that Harry may decide he is in love with Luna. What is it about her that he likes?

What happens when a Harry Potter fanatic goes on vacation and finds out her favorite book is not fiction? This is that story....

Sequel to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Ron faces the consequences of singing his...er... song. Includes the Return of the King, I mean, potted plants, mobs, T.V. characters, oh, and a little part where AmethystPhoenix is punished. Random, insane... what do you think?

Draco tells Harry a bedtime story... cuteness, fluff, and sarcasm abound.

After becoming "head of the family", Draco must investigate a mysterious bill.

Hermione joins a writing society – just who is her muse? My answer to a second dhrvalentine Challenge.

Harry's in need of some lovin', and enlists Hermione to help him find it. In the end, however, he manages to find some just fine on his own. HD humor & fluffiness.

BY POPULAR DEMAND, HERE IT IS! The sequel to Happy Wizards Retirement Home. What happens when Ginny finds a tiny vial of an illicit substance in her cabinet, adds it to her famous lemonade and serves it to all the mediwizards and witches in the home? ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Rated R for drugs, a bit of sex and a French poodle in a beret. It's much longer than the original.

Harry teaches a rather unusual DA lesson. This is very much based on (OK, ripped off from) Monty Python's 'Self Defence Against Fruit' sketch.

Harry has to decide who to ask to the dance. Warning! Not as innocent and carefree as it sounds!

The repercussions of a long-ago prank played on Severus Snape. This fic is... er... Snape/Moaning Myrtle. *looks sheepish*

A one shot building on the end of 'Harry's True Love'. It's Ron's first time attending one of the Hogwarts Naturism Society's meetings and it's not one he's likely to forget.

Nymphadora Tonks can impersonate anyone easily, right? Well, it might be a little more difficult than she planned when that someone is a 300-pound Catholic priest with a rather peculiar affection for cheese and American jokes. Tonks-Lupin abounds.

"The room housing four veterans of a long and bloody war, one would have thought that such a calamity could have been prevented. It seemed however, that falling books, unlike Death Eaters and Dark Lords, were beyond the capabilities of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Sirius Black."

I hate you! You're so oblivious! I hate you! You're too smart! The epically bad tale of how Ron and Hermione get together, told in six acts (written in script format). Featuring a clueless Harry, a cameo from the Half-Blood Prince, and many other assorted characters.

On August 25, 1969, one week before they leave for Hogwarts, Lily, James, Snape, Sirius, Peter, and Remus are anxious, nervous, impatient and above all, excited. A series of short sketches in two parts.

A Weasley without his or her red hair?! Impossible! Or is it?

A certain red-haired boy and bushy-haired girl are in a little argument. What will they do?

Snape is trying to relax at Grimmauld Place but Tonks just won't leave him alone. How will Snape react when some home truths are presented to him? Will witty conversation and a fight over a book lead to more? And will Snape do something he very rarely does...laugh?

Fred and George are bunnies (don't ask me why), Draco and Harry are gay (don't ask me why). It's a bright shiny day, there's snow on the ground and a big ditch blocking their way (again, don't ask me why).

SLASH, SS/RL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. Lupin become obsessed with making Snape laugh. No sex this time out. Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending.

The Weasleys' flying car contemplates her origins and current life within the Forbidden Forest. Only someone with the force of a Fury can survive.

What would you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night?

Harry's at Grimmauld Place, alone for the summer with Remus, Snape, and Molly. The poor boy has been brooding and depresed for weeks and Remus decides it's high time that the BoyWhoLived got a day off, with or without approval from the old man at Hogwarts.

Hermione gets an unexpected insight into the meaning of Christmas from Luna Lovegood while spending the holidays at the Burrow.

Ron and Hermione have kissed, and agreed to go out. Wonderful, right? Well, if it were anyone but those two...``This is a missing scene from my story It's Just So... but can easily be read on it's own.

There is another ball at Hogwarts and Ron is taking Hermione. Hermione selected a light blue dress and, unknownst to her, Ron has selected a light green tuxedo. Tubby Tony and the Tubes provide the music.

James and Sirius complete a quizzie.

This may be the most insane thing you've ever read in your life. Dumbledore has gone missing and it's up to the residents of Hogwarts to find him. Features: Prostitute!Hermione Rhyming!Neville Dumb!Ron Paranoid!Harry Sexy!Draco Missing!Dumbledore

The competition is on! Who will be this year's Hooligan? Lots of pranks, more humour and whole heap of surprises. As Ron says,"It's savage! I'm telling ya!"

After the fall of Voldemort, Hermione helps lead a Muggle-Studies fieldtrip to the Rocky Mountains in Canada. Ron and the other eleven attendees can do no magic for a month. What happens is told in letters sent between Harry, Ron and Hermione

Sirius is on the run, of course. So he stops in a mild looking village. Or is it?

While waiting for Hermione in her parents' dental office, Ron discovers a bit of Muggle technology. He just doesn't know quite what to make of it.

Coffee. That lifegiving substance has been stolen. But who stole it? And lots of girly screaming is going on. And when the Coffee belongs to Draco Malfoy, someone is going to pay.

After an argument, Harry and his uncle Vernon wake up the next morning finding themselves in each other's body. Harry remembers all too late that he is supposed to go the Weasleys. What happened to cause this? Vernon on a broomstick? Now Vernon can finally see how big a hero his nephew is in the wizarding world. Voldemort's going to have a huge surprise coming up in the end of the year meeting! Will Vernon and Harry finally understand each other and get along? Anything's possible. How does Ginny react when she finds out her crush is a middle aged fat man? Quidditch, pranks, action, and Malfoy are all in this story.

It's the final year at Hogwarts and the new Head Boy and Girl must overcome their greatest problem...each other. Prepare for showers, transvestitism and violence against chocolate frogs!

With Fred and George on the loose the only thing you get is double trouble. A one-shot telling what hapened before the flight of the twins in OotP.

This is a story about the glamorous yet destructive lifestyles of the students of Slytherin house. Partying, narcotics and wild love affairs with a certain Potions master all go out of control as Death Eaters come into play. Filled with dark humor and a feisty story teller, we learn of the ways that eventually bring Slytherins further down the spiral. This story is nothing but a fan fiction guilty pleasure!

I’m not really sure…. Harry’s sneaking out late at night to do ``something with which he doesn’t want any company but he just can’t make it there ``without running into all sorts of odd people who won’t let him go where he needs ``to go.

Draco goes through a terrible loss and attempted suicide and he ends up drunk at the foot of the Gryffindor Tower.

Remus gives us a brief look at his views on his lycanthropy, while James stumbles on something profound (for once), Peter christens terminally ill birds \

Hermione sees Draco looking less than his usual dignified self somewhere two miles from London, and offers to help him. She meets Draco's pesky brother, and the two Malfoys compete for the Mudblood's affection.

If I were a piece of cheese...

Wherein deals are made, rules are broken, and revenge is served with a smile. - Ginny/Pansy, H/D

Struck by inspiration, I wrote this fic concerning a goblet of pumpkin juice, five singing boys, and what Hermione really wants in a man. A songfic of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

Draco and Harry are trapped in the Dursleys’ cellar and get to spend some quality time together. Well, it’s that, or dig their way out with clothes-pegs. ``Along the way are conversations about underwear, a bit of snogging, and other things.

Lily and James, and the blooming of their romance, though it's not quite the romance novel of the century. Following canon, the two dislike each other greatly, but are pushed together.

Fred takes the time to do something nice for Ron, his six year old brother.

Sometimes, a normal story just isn't what it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes all you’re looking for is something different. Well this story is That Something. From the creators of 'I'm Having Problems With My Pants' has sprouted this terrifically uncanny tale that will leave you moaning for more and scratching for seeds. Minus the seeds part that is. Strap on your seat belt and get ready to experience sexually pent-up teenage love at its very finest!

Harry was bored, Dean and Seamus took him out. All things considered, it was a pretty eventful evening. But truly, it's Harry/Remus slash.

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

Ginny's right shoulder must have been her lucky one, because when it shatters in a painful collision with two Bludgers, star Chaser Ginny Weasley finds herself as a Reserve player on a Quidditch team in crisis. If that wasn't bad enough, Draco Malfoy invades her flat, Oliver Wood gets on her nerves, and Harry and Hermione are out to get the axe-murderer who's out to get her. Could her life get any worse? Apparently, it could. (Pre-DH)

Every fangirl should have one of her very own!

Dumbledore goes looking for some moral support from kindred spirits.

What happens when you give wizards and witches a computer game? They freak! Hermione and Percy argue and cuss. (Rated PG-13 for language and adult stuff)

Harry Potter expounds on life, and about how much his is certainly, absolutely, DEFINITELY not centered around his arch-nemesis. (Runs parallel to "Denial.")

An unfeeling woman has invaded Myrtle's lavatory. Worse, she's making coffee and cheery conversation. At least her nose turns up at the tip.

Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU originated by J.L. Matthews. When the Ravenclaws' "Quidditch practice session" soaks a Slytherin ex-Seeker, practical joking and paybacks begin to ensue.

Hermione needs to get that book. She also finds that she needs something else, and Draco Malfoy happens to be handy. Written for LJ's hp_spring_fling exchange 2010. Oneshot.

What happens when Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter characters are thrown in a room together? You get madness.

Slightly Slash, hinted H/Hr. Harry not knowing what to do has to choose between his options and Draco is right there to help.

Everyone hates Snape - it's a given at Hogwarts - at least until the night he rescues eleven-year-old Hermione Granger from a terrible demise. Then our Potions master finds himself on the receiving end of a serious schoolgirl crush, complete with love letters and doe eyes! Severus is SO not amused... but boy, his fellow teachers sure are! This is GEN, set in year one. PG is just for one scary scene. Predominantly Hermione and Severus, with Dumbledore and McGonagall.

Exaggerated personalities! Death threats! Kidnapping! Sarcasm! Musical affiliations finally revealed! Excessive Americanizations! Sex, drugs and indie rock!... Parisian escargot farms? Questionable dinner theater? Posters of pent-up sexual energy? Okay, this is getting a little offensive...

It’s Boxing Day in Harry Potter’s 6th year at Hogwarts, and Harry enjoys a brief respite with the Weasley family at the Burrow.

Ginny Weasley is on a mission. She, along with her best friend, Kendra, are determined to make her life more interesting in time for the upcoming Yule Ball. And that means one thing... she needs a man. What poor, unsuspecting victim will Ginny turn her attentions on?

'Cause love rules, at the love shack.

"Padma says smart things," Luna said. "You should pay attention." [Ron/Padma]

James and Sirius may be inseparable, but somehow it always falls to Remus to pick up the pieces after one of Sirius' messy break-ups.

Harry makes Dobby attend a support group for characters who can't help speaking in the third person. After all, the ones who do are usually the crazy ones, right? One-shot.

A 7th year train ride with alot of fun and a certain someone with a chocolate fetish.

Snape is required to attend a masquerade in a costume that Dumbledore chose for him.

George Weasley truly cherished his carefree, bachelor life. He and Fred shared a joke shop to which they were highly dedicated, he had a loving family, and enough money to fool around all he liked. So what if everyone wanted him to get married and settle down? George Weasley used to be satisfied with his life. Then the most unexpected woman stormed into the twins’ joke-shop and turned his world upside down.

Ron isn’t the quickest at the best of times, but even he notices the changes that Malfoy’s making. Involving many things, including smirks, chess, origami and kumquats. Slash, slash, slashy, slash, slash.

Luna informs Snape of a startling piece of news during the Longbottom's 20th Anniversary Party. Mainly Hermione/Snape, with Neville/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ron/Bimbo of the Week. Mindless, sweet, cotton candy fluff. Sorry.

The long awaited sequel to I Am A Slug, Diary Of A Slug, Musings Of A Slug and Slug Four: Return Of The Slug is finally here!``~So now I've graduated. I don't reall know what to do with myself, but I'm sure it'll all work out. Things are changing a bit, and my steady little world is flinging around like a little boat on a high sea. I hope you don't get motion sickness... Draco. ~

She was beautiful. Her voice was so sweet and smooth. Almost as sweet as the chocolate she sold... (romance, slightly AU, Natalie/Draco)

Harry knows that he's famous in the magical world, being the Boy-Who-Lived and all that. However, what he doesn't know is that he's famous in the Muggle world, too. Harry takes a trip to Borders and realizes just how famous he is and how obsessed some people are over HP (myself included!).

Takes place in the marauders' sixth year. There is a reason why you should not annoy a nosy Auror-brat, something Sirius Black is about to find out.

Harry's wand is misbehaving and getting him into embarrassing situations. Can he fix it before he gets into too much trouble? Or will he be caught in the act?