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Voldemort was just defeated! Can we say party? Ginny certainly can when in the wee hours of the night she whips out a bottle of truth serum... what will happen next?

Ever wondered what would happen if certain characters in Harry Potter were forced to substitute the position of an advice columnist? No? Well, now it's happened anyway. Characters featured include (but not limited to) Draco (this chapter), Fleur, Harry and Snape! Even submit your questions to any of the characters; they may or may not reply. Hey, you never know.

All incoming seventh years are sent to Hogwarts in July to complete their assignments, which will be the most difficult situation for each of them! Includes blue toilet water, tea parties, Hogwarts invasion, denied promotion, Voldemort in a hula outfit, evil three year olds, terrible grades, spiders, and Timothy Facade.

Why does Petunia REALLY hate Lily? Could it be due to plans going amiss? And why is Severus involved? Can James dance? A One shot fun piece.

James and Sirius both have one and Remus doesn't see why he shouldn't have one too! A 7th year Marauders tale of face fungus and revenge!

Mary-Sue Potter has come to Hogwarts, inspiring questions: Who is she? What's her secret? And why doesn't she have violet eyes? (Parody)

"She turned me into a newt! I got better..."

This is a basic Yule Ball fic featuring a certain Slytherin couple. Only one Gryffindor was harmed in the making of this fanfic.

Hermione, home on summer holiday, explores the internet and stumbles upon a fan fiction site.

The Hogwarts ghosts: Nearly-Headless Nick, the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady, the Fat Friar, Moaning Myrtle, Peeves... and Sirius Black?!

Ron Weasley - redhead, Gryffindor and all-round good egg. Read about his obsession for sweet Hermione Granger, and how she keeps on dropping (not so) subtle hints...which Ron completely misinterprets!

In which Sirius has a problem and Remus tries to help.

When can you tell when a relationship isn't working out? When can you tell when the love is gone? Find out as Percy Weasley dumps his Pet Rock!

Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy...

Mikaia Ashley, a Massachusetts girl with an apparent denim obsession, doesn't want to go to Hogwarts. She's worked hard for her place at the top of her class at Salem Institute, and isn't interested in having to work her way to the top at a new school. However, with You-Know-Who rising again, her mother feels that Hogwarts is the safest place for her. So, Mikaia packs her trunk, takes her mirror--which happens to be her best friend--and goes to Britain, quite sure that she won't enjoy it. Of course, with Snape picking her up things can only get better!

Hagrid's magic "umbrella" from the first book has a few things to say to his enslaver!

Who's with whom? A fic about what happens if you belong to every SHIP (which I don't).

It\'s Hermione Granger\'s turn to take up the quill and to write her own confession. There are some things you certainly did not know about Hogwarts\' bushy-haired prodigy.

Hermione and Ron are engaged and in love. Hermione decides, at dinnertime, to ask Ron about having a baby. Ron concedes, of course. Nine months later... Hermione's screaming her head off in St. Mungo's while awaiting the arrival of their new addition.

Scene: the Black family home. Harry is sitting at the kitchen table perusing a copy of the Daily Prophet, scratching Crookshanks between the ears whilst he stands on top of the table enjoying a saucer of milk.``The front-page headline of the Daily Prophet reads: There is no news to report. There will be no news to Report tomorrow either. There will be no news to report until the publication of book six. thank you for keeping your subscription current with us anyway.``Harry (muttering quietly to himself while he sips his tea): No news is good news. (He turns the page) I wonder what the personal ads will say. Oh, here’s one from Fred and George.

It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the students can't help singing. Five Gryffindors and a couple of Slytherins get mixed up in Bohemian Rhapsody whilst figuring out their own problems.

James Potter knew he was brilliant. Now, if only he could convince a certain other...

Always the stickler for logic, Lily Evans' has finally been befuddled with something she can't solve or cure.

Wormtail and Padfoot babysit an infant Harry.

For about one line, Ms. Rowling mentions the top-secret Department of Mysteries. The story is thus: the Backsliders, an extremely secret and powerful team of the most powerful witches and wizards on the planet, have been brought together once again, and maybe for the last time. Be forewarned: the characters are brand new--though, of course, HP and the gang are at the center. It's comedy, drama, romance, suspence and malaria all rolled up into a big sticky taco!

Join Ginny Weasley for the later part of her summer before her fifth year. She is shockingly (at least, to her) made a Prefect, is forced to be one of the two guests of honor at a party, and then, to top it all off, has a run-in with a certain messy-haired, green-eyed rising sixth year in the middle of the night that may just signal the beginning of the rest of her life. A one-shot look into the lives of our favorite characters in the summer before sixth year, told through our favorite Weasley daughter's bright eyes. H/G, R/H

Ginny thinks after the Quidditch Final of Harry, Michael, Quidditch and the wonders of being a Gryffindor Girl!

Have you ever wondered what happened after Harry left McGonagall and Umbridge alone, after his career councelling session? Here is my idea of what might have happened.

Sirius, James, and Peter find out Remus's secret...just NOT the one they are going for. You see, Remus has this strange new obsession with...Quakers.

After Karkaroff's disappearance students from Durmstrang Institute "flee" to Hogwarts, as well as students from other magical schools seeking Dumbledore's protection. A band of young Death Eaters start up, led by one of our favorite characters. On an assignment that involves the killing of specific mudbloods and generally spreading terror, Draco meets an unlikely enemy. What if your best friend was a Death Eater and you didn't know it? After a love hate relationship, he realizes he will have to sacrifice his best and only friend, for the greater good. Can he do it?

The situation is well-known to all women. None of us likes it, but nobody avoids it. Nor does Ginny. But a special incident makes her see the fun of it.

Harry is finally allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, convince their friends that they are NOT a couple, and survive an all-out prank war between two factions of Hogwarts. Eventual slash, HP/DM, SF/BZ.

Harry and Ron have always been a little different. In their seventh year, they want a shot at being normal. And what better way to be normal than to form a rock band? The only problem is that they need a drummer. When putting up fliers around the school, Malfoy trickery abounds and Harry and Ron end up in an unexpected and undesirable circumstance: they are now in a rock band with Malfoy - of their own choice. Will they stay together? Will Ron and Harry strangle Malfoy with his own drumsticks? Will they stick Malfoy's drumsticks where the sun don't shine?

Ride shotgun with the Ministry of Magic's finest, as they hunt Dark Wizards, frame innocent Muggles, and drink tea with Voldemort. Hosted by Sheriff John Bunnell.

Harry ain't the only student in Hogwarts y'know! And in the spirit of that comes "Random Hogwarts Student: Thomas Edward Greenwood"!````This story is the chronicles of Thom Greenwood's fifth year in Hogwarts which takes place during the book "Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince". With teenage problems, angst and occasional humor this is an accurate portayal of a student in Hogwarts!

A surprise party for Harry leads to an interesting turn of events between Draco and Ginny, and they all happen to take place in a musty old janitor's closet. (Slightly alternate universe, I suppose.)

The day is hot, and so is Harry. H/D slash.

The Ministry of Magic itself is attacked by Lord Voldemort's minions and the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister finds herself saved by the last person she expected. No ships, no slash.

Lily Evans hated Quidditch matches. One more reason for James Potter to have his fellow students obey his beck and call. James Potter became the glory of all glories the night before a match. But this time James has a plan that he hopes will change Lily's mind about Quidditch. Sirius and Remus decide to lend a hand...

It's Draco Malfoy's ten year reunion. He's looking forward to much gloating, and showing off. Only, when he gets there, he's in for a big surprise.

Harry and Draco wake up together somewhere very hard to explain. Slash!

Ron and Hermione are at it about every single day now, and Harry is fed up with their constant fighting, as well as the rest of Gryffindor house. Will they ever mange to get over themselves and face the inevitable?

Professor Snape comes back to school with a rather interesting change in his appearance. Chaos ensues.

Just a short little thing.

What's the fastest way to get from the fifth floor of Hogwarts to the Lake, if you can't Apparate? James is about to show us.

Hermione needs Neville to help her with the ingredients to a very special spell.

King Arthur will return, with Merlyn at his side, to fight evil. But nobody ever said anything about the rest of his court. What on earth is going on at Hogwarts?

She should hate him...

One boring summer day at The Burrow, Ron convinces his mum to play chess with him. All goes well until Mrs. Weasley starts offering motherly advice about Hermione. R x Hr fluffy, silly one-shot.

COMPLETE. When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.

Scene Filler. Takes place on the Hospital Wing after the Quidditch "bat"? accident between McLaggen and Harry. Ron and Hermione reconciled and cleared the air between them. Ron had some explaining to do about his actions towards Hermione while Hermione spilled her most important secret about Harry.

A random one-shot in which no one is "sane" except Neville. Includes slash, schizophrenia, a tea party, and a superhero. The characters are just messed up and nothing like they are in the books.

This is absolute parody, and was written well before "half-blood prince" was announced as book six's title. A house-elf from South London? Illegal whiskey production? And what in the world are Sunless Wizards? Welcome to the weirdest AU ever...

Meet Draco Malfoy-Potter, the housewife.

Draco is on the run from the police when he is accused of murder. A chance encounter with Hermione is the only thing that saves him. Posing as her bookish boyfriend with the help of some glamour the pair find they have more in common than they would ever believe and it’s only a matter of time before real feelings develop in a game of pretend.

Is there a Pureblood wizard who truly loves computers? Yes, there is, and I'm not speaking about Arthur Weasley. Of course he won't miss out in a story concerning his great passion, but in first place it's his daughter who discovers her love for certain hexed Muggle items.

Did you ever wonder what pet young Master Snape had in his first year at Hogwarts? Find out in this little one-shot, featuring Snape, Professor McGonagall and ...

Blaise is gonna get Harry, one way or another! A Harry/Blaise shorty.

It's Lucius and Narcissa's wedding anniversary, and Lucius seems to have forgotten. Or hasn't he? A short Lucius/Narcissa ficlet.

Hermione sits in the library, alone again...She writes her most painful secrets in a diary. How her parents are always gone, what the other girls think of her, and...how she really feels about Ron. Will she find love in an atmosphere where books are her only true friends and the only person she can spill her heart to is her diary...?

Hello! My name is George Weasley and with the help of AlmightyTonaya, I am going to tell you how I, and maybe Fred, invented the Ever-Flying-Cold-No-Matter-What Snowball.

Dean Thomas is having an awful day. Follow him through it and see what happens.

A songfic to "Macho Man" by The Village People... Draco as a biker, Ron as a soldier, Blaise as an Indian, Neville as a construction worker, Harry as a policeman and Dean as a cowboy. ``And despite all the little jokes in here, none of them are gay! Well, perhaps Neville is. :P The guys get together at the end of their seventh year and give a show for some of the girls at Hogwarts.

Shakespeare’s A Midsummer’s Night Dream, Hogwarts style. Unfortunately, Dumbledore seems to be the only one willing to follow the script....

Ginny is meeting someone…who could it be? Its not that hard… but there’s a twist, kinda… this one is for all those fics where meeting in the Astronomy Tower is completely uninterrupted! Just a little G/D for y’all! Enjoy!

Ron Weasley never saw Harry’s badly concealed smirks or Hermione’s stolen glances or even her held back tears. Hermione Granger never heard Harry’s suppressed giggles or Ron’s hidden compliments. Harry Potter never spoke about his two friends and their obvious obsession with one another. He never felt it was his place.

In Harry's sixth year, strange circumstances bring he and Luna closer together. Common interests include dabbling in alternative magic and journeys to the center of the mind. Watch the development of the relationship that will push the boundaries of Hogwarts. H/L

Aunt Petunia's been keeping a secret from her family.

{The end of the Slug Diary line} ``My life was just falling to pieces, after Ginny and Snape. I had nowhere to turn. Don't blame me. What would you do? So I was in a rut. It wasn't MY fault that I turned to Potter. Mum disowned me and sent me packing. I needed some fawning minion. Unfortunately, all I could find was Potter. But then Ginny came knocking...``~Draco~

Find out how Tom deals with a hormonal Ginny, who also has an addiction to Belgian chocolates.

A dull boring trip to his parents' house is the start of a great adventure.

What is the assumption that Malfoy was an only child was wrong? When danger approaches, Hogwarts finds itself with many more Malfoys than it cares to have.

Two years after the traumatic loss of her betrothed, Hermione still has not recovered. She decides to take an apprenticeship that she had always wanted. However, things don't go exactly as planned. Eventual (though not for a while) HG/SS.

An exchange of letters leads to confessions between Ron and Hermione. The aftermath of Bad Dream.

Harry goes to the magical school of magical magic (Hogwarts) for another Harry year.

When Draco shows off his girlfriend, Ginny claims that she has a boyfriend. Then, she starts to get caught up in her lies. As they continue to grow, she realizes her feelings for Malfoy are starting to change. How long can she keep everything up before she realizes that she's fallen for him?

Ginny has finally had enough with Ron nosing in on her all the time, and wants to get him back...Malfoy soon comes into the picture and gives her an offer too good to refuse...But will Ginny accept it? Together they team up to get their revenge...

Draco's gotta go - now! Join him in his adventure to find the lavatory, and stick with him for the surprise ending twist!

Ron and Hermione are married at a young age. How will each cope with the faults of the other?

This song fic deals with the possibility that Harry may decide he is in love with Luna. What is it about her that he likes?

What happens when a Harry Potter fanatic goes on vacation and finds out her favorite book is not fiction? This is that story....

Sequel to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Ron faces the consequences of singing his...er... song. Includes the Return of the King, I mean, potted plants, mobs, T.V. characters, oh, and a little part where AmethystPhoenix is punished. Random, insane... what do you think?

Draco tells Harry a bedtime story... cuteness, fluff, and sarcasm abound.

After becoming "head of the family", Draco must investigate a mysterious bill.

Hermione joins a writing society – just who is her muse? My answer to a second dhrvalentine Challenge.

Harry's in need of some lovin', and enlists Hermione to help him find it. In the end, however, he manages to find some just fine on his own. HD humor & fluffiness.

BY POPULAR DEMAND, HERE IT IS! The sequel to Happy Wizards Retirement Home. What happens when Ginny finds a tiny vial of an illicit substance in her cabinet, adds it to her famous lemonade and serves it to all the mediwizards and witches in the home? ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Rated R for drugs, a bit of sex and a French poodle in a beret. It's much longer than the original.

Harry teaches a rather unusual DA lesson. This is very much based on (OK, ripped off from) Monty Python's 'Self Defence Against Fruit' sketch.

Harry has to decide who to ask to the dance. Warning! Not as innocent and carefree as it sounds!

A one shot building on the end of 'Harry's True Love'. It's Ron's first time attending one of the Hogwarts Naturism Society's meetings and it's not one he's likely to forget.

The repercussions of a long-ago prank played on Severus Snape. This fic is... er... Snape/Moaning Myrtle. *looks sheepish*

I hate you! You're so oblivious! I hate you! You're too smart! The epically bad tale of how Ron and Hermione get together, told in six acts (written in script format). Featuring a clueless Harry, a cameo from the Half-Blood Prince, and many other assorted characters.

Nymphadora Tonks can impersonate anyone easily, right? Well, it might be a little more difficult than she planned when that someone is a 300-pound Catholic priest with a rather peculiar affection for cheese and American jokes. Tonks-Lupin abounds.

"The room housing four veterans of a long and bloody war, one would have thought that such a calamity could have been prevented. It seemed however, that falling books, unlike Death Eaters and Dark Lords, were beyond the capabilities of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Sirius Black."

On August 25, 1969, one week before they leave for Hogwarts, Lily, James, Snape, Sirius, Peter, and Remus are anxious, nervous, impatient and above all, excited. A series of short sketches in two parts.

A Weasley without his or her red hair?! Impossible! Or is it?

A certain red-haired boy and bushy-haired girl are in a little argument. What will they do?

Fred and George are bunnies (don't ask me why), Draco and Harry are gay (don't ask me why). It's a bright shiny day, there's snow on the ground and a big ditch blocking their way (again, don't ask me why).

SLASH, SS/RL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. Lupin become obsessed with making Snape laugh. No sex this time out. Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending.