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Ginny is sitting in the library doing some homework when she is passed a note from Draco. Warning - gets a little silly!!

Florean Fortescue has his annual Ice Cream Eating Contest. Will the champions for six years running win? Or will a newcomer oust them from their title and take the Golden Cup and the 1971 Ice Cream Eating Champ title?

It's a beautiful February day, and Hermione is heading to Hogsmeade! Unfortunately, she forgets that it's February, and dresses far too lightly for the frigid weather. Things are said and revelations are made, and one Hermione Granger discovers how it feels to be truly warm.

Ever wonder what would happen when Harry, Ron, and Hermione decide to go to the movies? Crossover between HP, LOTR, and Star Wars. Beware of drugs, dredlocks, and pictures of Oliver Wood dressed in a tiger suit. Plus, a heated game of Mine's Longer! These and other various odd things ensue whilst reading this not-so-classic adventure of love, lust, and all-around really bad things!

When Harry Potter went to the Scar convention he was in for a big surprise. Meet a few friends along the way and see if you can spot your scar...

Ginny and Luna start a happy business selling quills that fight each other, but soon the business turns into a twisted power play of theivery and bribery...

James Potter has one chance with Lily Evans. But first, he must make a sacrifice. Can he do it?

Ever wondered how Earth was created? Well, this fic can't help you there, but it is a comedy, so lighten your sense of reality with a one-shot scene of the initiation of the fourth and final member of Marauders Incorporated: "that weird quiet kid."

A key with no lock. A lock without a key. A feud through the ages, fueled by mutual hatred and animosity. A boy named Octavius, a girl named Guenivere, a boy named Draco, and a girl named Ginevra. A legend, a legacy, and a curse. The true story behind one of the most legendary pureblood rivalries of all time.

Future Hogwarts Founders Rowena and Helga have decided to test the assumption that cats always land on their feet; however, they have great difficulty in getting one of their human test subjects to cooperate.

Cool--it's what the new Brooms instructor has, and what Minerva McGonagall is quickly losing. In her first year as Deputy Headmistress, Professor McGonagall has more than she ever dreamed of to deal with.

Hermione discovers a certain book and decides it's her duty to fight the patriarchy and expose 'the problem that has no name' to witches everywhere. Harry decides that Hermione has gone insane. Ron agrees.

The my newest works from Chicago. Both parodies, one more of a songfic, one funny and truthful. Umbridge and Fudge sing about what to do with Dumbledore. Ron wonders if he'll ever measure up to those around him.

Harry goes to visit Ron at the Burrow. In his time at the house, Harry finds letters stashed in various places in the house that reveal Ron's true feelings for Hermione. Will Harry be violently sick? Will he be traumatised for the rest of his life? Read this and see...

An owl post from James to... well, to whom it may concern... regarding the unfortunate result of a series of pranks. Revenge is sweet.

Sequel to Chocolate Butterbeer. Dean finds Harry and Draco snogging by the one-eyed witch, and attempts to "save" Harry. Harry thinks Dean is trying to steal Draco, and hilarity ensues...

A narration of how Tonks nearly failed her Auror Stealth and Tracking test.

Marauder-time, fourth year: Black and Snape are staying at Hogwarts over Christmas. Home alone. Paranoia ensues. Featuring: James Potter and Lucius Malfoy. And what's the square root of 327 anyhow?

MWPP decide to make an audio diary of their lives at Hogwarts!

During fifth year, Sirius Black keeps a journal in which he chatters about House-Elf literacy, writes about his friends, and overcomes apostrophe issues.

Draco Malfoy has many of life's tough little problems, but the one which bothers him most (for some strange reason), is that stupid Potter always wins at Quidditch. So he tries a secret practice, and it ends up that Ginny Weasley teaches him a few things.

One evening while out on the Quidditch field, Ron and Harry stumble into the territory of girls. Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but he definitely has room to grow in the romance department. After asking Ron what it\'s like to kiss a girl you really like Ron gives Harry a very unlikely answer. \

When Madam Hooch gets a new job as Head Coach of the Tornadoes, they must find a new Quidditch teacher, and everybody's favorite magical nanny gets the job, to the horror of the Quidditch team.

It is a late night at the library, and all is not well for Draco Malfoy and the Potions homework that is due in a few hours. Of course, it all goes downhill from there.

Draco Malfoy has a Byronic soul? And just who is his muse?

Voldemort, newly restored to his body, decides to move in to Riddle Manor, and what better thing to do than have a Death Eater housewarming party? Drunkenness and karaoke follow shortly.

Draco needs a date. Ginny makes a bet. Add one bottle of Sickleberry Rum (‘your inhibitions gone in six sips, guaranteed!’) and shake well for best results.

Picture only this... Lockhart serenading Snape to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" in his birthday suit. Scared yet?

Till this day, Ron seems to have a knack for chocolate chip cookies. Why is this? Read this one-shot fanfic to find out. Introducing SarcasticAnnoyed!Ron and slightly Pervert!Harry (Ron/Hermione)

What do the under-used characters do when they are not sitting at the high table, handing out homework, or catching students involved in mind-boggling carnal acts? Here is their answer to that question.

This is Hermione's Diary. Keep that in mind while reading, it is her diary... meaning nobody will read it and she does not outwardly express these feelings or thoughts!!! So I guess you'd say it's a bit OOC...?

Twenty-five year old Ginny Weasley, top wizarding lawyer, is roped into doing a debate for the Gryffindor Old Girls debating squad by Hermione Granger. Feeling resigned to losing a night on an important case, she goes along and gets more than she bargained for in more ways than one. Features G/H, G/D and R/Hr.

What happens when she sees him? ``Try to find out who he is! RS/PF. NT/??

“Fred Weasley!” his mother had been known to shout. “What would it take for you to show just an ounce of sensitivity?” What would it take? Dolores Umbridge, that’s what. Set during Order of the Phoenix, featuring Fred and Angelina.

In Hijja's PEEVED, we saw how Peeves worked as an unconscious lesbian-cupid and brought two young women together. This is what happened afterwards... and Peeves may well have wished he'd left well enough alone.

The thing to know about Harry was that he was a bit slow, as such things went. [Harry/Luna]

Harry, Ron, and Draco head out to the Hog's Head for a humble drink between friends... but without Hermione's permission... What happens when Harry and Ron are all-out drunk, full to the brim with alcohol, and Draco has to get them back to Hogwarts?``PG for mushy hangovers.

AU. Due to the Burrow collapsing, the whole Weasley family are temporarily living at Hogwarts. How does Hogwarts cope in the sticky hands of the two-year-old Weasley twins?

This fic is for all of those hopeless romantics out there. James is going to propose to Lily, but what's stopping him?

Voldemort was just defeated! Can we say party? Ginny certainly can when in the wee hours of the night she whips out a bottle of truth serum... what will happen next?

What happens when MTV decides to prank the wizarding world for their game show Boiling Points?

Do not read if you ar opposed to sex with object/squirrels, Uncle Vernon's sex life, or naked old men. Otherwise, enjoy!

Ever wondered what would happen if certain characters in Harry Potter were forced to substitute the position of an advice columnist? No? Well, now it's happened anyway. Characters featured include (but not limited to) Draco (this chapter), Fleur, Harry and Snape! Even submit your questions to any of the characters; they may or may not reply. Hey, you never know.

Why does Petunia REALLY hate Lily? Could it be due to plans going amiss? And why is Severus involved? Can James dance? A One shot fun piece.

Hermione, home on summer holiday, explores the internet and stumbles upon a fan fiction site.

All incoming seventh years are sent to Hogwarts in July to complete their assignments, which will be the most difficult situation for each of them! Includes blue toilet water, tea parties, Hogwarts invasion, denied promotion, Voldemort in a hula outfit, evil three year olds, terrible grades, spiders, and Timothy Facade.

James and Sirius both have one and Remus doesn't see why he shouldn't have one too! A 7th year Marauders tale of face fungus and revenge!

In which Sirius has a problem and Remus tries to help.

Mary-Sue Potter has come to Hogwarts, inspiring questions: Who is she? What's her secret? And why doesn't she have violet eyes? (Parody)

This is a basic Yule Ball fic featuring a certain Slytherin couple. Only one Gryffindor was harmed in the making of this fanfic.

The Hogwarts ghosts: Nearly-Headless Nick, the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady, the Fat Friar, Moaning Myrtle, Peeves... and Sirius Black?!

Ron Weasley - redhead, Gryffindor and all-round good egg. Read about his obsession for sweet Hermione Granger, and how she keeps on dropping (not so) subtle hints...which Ron completely misinterprets!

"She turned me into a newt! I got better..."

It\'s Hermione Granger\'s turn to take up the quill and to write her own confession. There are some things you certainly did not know about Hogwarts\' bushy-haired prodigy.

Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy...

Mikaia Ashley, a Massachusetts girl with an apparent denim obsession, doesn't want to go to Hogwarts. She's worked hard for her place at the top of her class at Salem Institute, and isn't interested in having to work her way to the top at a new school. However, with You-Know-Who rising again, her mother feels that Hogwarts is the safest place for her. So, Mikaia packs her trunk, takes her mirror--which happens to be her best friend--and goes to Britain, quite sure that she won't enjoy it. Of course, with Snape picking her up things can only get better!

Hagrid's magic "umbrella" from the first book has a few things to say to his enslaver!

Who's with whom? A fic about what happens if you belong to every SHIP (which I don't).

When can you tell when a relationship isn't working out? When can you tell when the love is gone? Find out as Percy Weasley dumps his Pet Rock!

It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the students can't help singing. Five Gryffindors and a couple of Slytherins get mixed up in Bohemian Rhapsody whilst figuring out their own problems.

Hermione and Ron are engaged and in love. Hermione decides, at dinnertime, to ask Ron about having a baby. Ron concedes, of course. Nine months later... Hermione's screaming her head off in St. Mungo's while awaiting the arrival of their new addition.

Scene: the Black family home. Harry is sitting at the kitchen table perusing a copy of the Daily Prophet, scratching Crookshanks between the ears whilst he stands on top of the table enjoying a saucer of milk.``The front-page headline of the Daily Prophet reads: There is no news to report. There will be no news to Report tomorrow either. There will be no news to report until the publication of book six. thank you for keeping your subscription current with us anyway.``Harry (muttering quietly to himself while he sips his tea): No news is good news. (He turns the page) I wonder what the personal ads will say. Oh, here’s one from Fred and George.

James Potter knew he was brilliant. Now, if only he could convince a certain other...

Wormtail and Padfoot babysit an infant Harry.

For about one line, Ms. Rowling mentions the top-secret Department of Mysteries. The story is thus: the Backsliders, an extremely secret and powerful team of the most powerful witches and wizards on the planet, have been brought together once again, and maybe for the last time. Be forewarned: the characters are brand new--though, of course, HP and the gang are at the center. It's comedy, drama, romance, suspence and malaria all rolled up into a big sticky taco!

Always the stickler for logic, Lily Evans' has finally been befuddled with something she can't solve or cure.

Join Ginny Weasley for the later part of her summer before her fifth year. She is shockingly (at least, to her) made a Prefect, is forced to be one of the two guests of honor at a party, and then, to top it all off, has a run-in with a certain messy-haired, green-eyed rising sixth year in the middle of the night that may just signal the beginning of the rest of her life. A one-shot look into the lives of our favorite characters in the summer before sixth year, told through our favorite Weasley daughter's bright eyes. H/G, R/H

Ginny thinks after the Quidditch Final of Harry, Michael, Quidditch and the wonders of being a Gryffindor Girl!

Have you ever wondered what happened after Harry left McGonagall and Umbridge alone, after his career councelling session? Here is my idea of what might have happened.

Sirius, James, and Peter find out Remus's secret...just NOT the one they are going for. You see, Remus has this strange new obsession with...Quakers.

After Karkaroff's disappearance students from Durmstrang Institute "flee" to Hogwarts, as well as students from other magical schools seeking Dumbledore's protection. A band of young Death Eaters start up, led by one of our favorite characters. On an assignment that involves the killing of specific mudbloods and generally spreading terror, Draco meets an unlikely enemy. What if your best friend was a Death Eater and you didn't know it? After a love hate relationship, he realizes he will have to sacrifice his best and only friend, for the greater good. Can he do it?

The situation is well-known to all women. None of us likes it, but nobody avoids it. Nor does Ginny. But a special incident makes her see the fun of it.

Harry is finally allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, convince their friends that they are NOT a couple, and survive an all-out prank war between two factions of Hogwarts. Eventual slash, HP/DM, SF/BZ.

Harry and Ron have always been a little different. In their seventh year, they want a shot at being normal. And what better way to be normal than to form a rock band? The only problem is that they need a drummer. When putting up fliers around the school, Malfoy trickery abounds and Harry and Ron end up in an unexpected and undesirable circumstance: they are now in a rock band with Malfoy - of their own choice. Will they stay together? Will Ron and Harry strangle Malfoy with his own drumsticks? Will they stick Malfoy's drumsticks where the sun don't shine?

Ride shotgun with the Ministry of Magic's finest, as they hunt Dark Wizards, frame innocent Muggles, and drink tea with Voldemort. Hosted by Sheriff John Bunnell.

Harry ain't the only student in Hogwarts y'know! And in the spirit of that comes "Random Hogwarts Student: Thomas Edward Greenwood"!````This story is the chronicles of Thom Greenwood's fifth year in Hogwarts which takes place during the book "Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince". With teenage problems, angst and occasional humor this is an accurate portayal of a student in Hogwarts!

A surprise party for Harry leads to an interesting turn of events between Draco and Ginny, and they all happen to take place in a musty old janitor's closet. (Slightly alternate universe, I suppose.)

The day is hot, and so is Harry. H/D slash.

The Ministry of Magic itself is attacked by Lord Voldemort's minions and the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister finds herself saved by the last person she expected. No ships, no slash.

It's Draco Malfoy's ten year reunion. He's looking forward to much gloating, and showing off. Only, when he gets there, he's in for a big surprise.

Lily Evans hated Quidditch matches. One more reason for James Potter to have his fellow students obey his beck and call. James Potter became the glory of all glories the night before a match. But this time James has a plan that he hopes will change Lily's mind about Quidditch. Sirius and Remus decide to lend a hand...

Harry and Draco wake up together somewhere very hard to explain. Slash!

Ron and Hermione are at it about every single day now, and Harry is fed up with their constant fighting, as well as the rest of Gryffindor house. Will they ever mange to get over themselves and face the inevitable?

Professor Snape comes back to school with a rather interesting change in his appearance. Chaos ensues.

Just a short little thing.

Hermione needs Neville to help her with the ingredients to a very special spell.

She should hate him...

COMPLETE. When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.

What's the fastest way to get from the fifth floor of Hogwarts to the Lake, if you can't Apparate? James is about to show us.

One boring summer day at The Burrow, Ron convinces his mum to play chess with him. All goes well until Mrs. Weasley starts offering motherly advice about Hermione. R x Hr fluffy, silly one-shot.

King Arthur will return, with Merlyn at his side, to fight evil. But nobody ever said anything about the rest of his court. What on earth is going on at Hogwarts?

Scene Filler. Takes place on the Hospital Wing after the Quidditch "bat"? accident between McLaggen and Harry. Ron and Hermione reconciled and cleared the air between them. Ron had some explaining to do about his actions towards Hermione while Hermione spilled her most important secret about Harry.

This is absolute parody, and was written well before "half-blood prince" was announced as book six's title. A house-elf from South London? Illegal whiskey production? And what in the world are Sunless Wizards? Welcome to the weirdest AU ever...

A random one-shot in which no one is "sane" except Neville. Includes slash, schizophrenia, a tea party, and a superhero. The characters are just messed up and nothing like they are in the books.

Meet Draco Malfoy-Potter, the housewife.

Draco is on the run from the police when he is accused of murder. A chance encounter with Hermione is the only thing that saves him. Posing as her bookish boyfriend with the help of some glamour the pair find they have more in common than they would ever believe and it’s only a matter of time before real feelings develop in a game of pretend.

Blaise is gonna get Harry, one way or another! A Harry/Blaise shorty.

Is there a Pureblood wizard who truly loves computers? Yes, there is, and I'm not speaking about Arthur Weasley. Of course he won't miss out in a story concerning his great passion, but in first place it's his daughter who discovers her love for certain hexed Muggle items.

Did you ever wonder what pet young Master Snape had in his first year at Hogwarts? Find out in this little one-shot, featuring Snape, Professor McGonagall and ...

It's Lucius and Narcissa's wedding anniversary, and Lucius seems to have forgotten. Or hasn't he? A short Lucius/Narcissa ficlet.