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Luna and Harry start to date - without Harry knowing it. Ron and Hermione finally get it together- with the help of some violent Gobstones. Lupin tells Harry something new and different about Sirius that his godfather never got to say himself. It all goes on in Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, when he wishes for nothing more than a simple life.

Finally, there's an American at Hogwarts! Whoo-hoo! (AU.)

You must read this parody, especially if you like seafood! It started as a normal morning at Hogwarts, then all hell broke loose. Featuring Confused!Ron and Insane!Harry. Sarcasm abounds, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see Crabbe in leather pants, and find out Voldemort's true weakness. Features homage to LOTR, Princess Bride, Last of The Mohicans and many more. Co-Authored by Cindale and Ginnysdarkside.

She was in for a long ride on the Knight Bus all the way to the Ministry of Magic where she would start her new job. Arrano Lucille Manon Ava Wood, Coordinator of Staff in the Department of International Cooperation. It was her first job involving the Ministry of Magic (and she was already on her way to the top of the heap). Many thought her a pompous workaholic. She's actually a very fun-loving and laid-back twenty-year-old. But she wasn’t going to London to make friends. WORK. Little did she know she’d be doing more than just that… ALMAW/PIW

A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life.

Small drabble. What if Harry and Draco were trapped in a broken elevator? Who walks away alive? Who is annoyed out of their wits?

“Ginny, do you know what this means?” Hermione added, grinning madly -- “That we figure out a way to make The Grey Lady Sir Nick’s Valentine?” -- “Precisely!”

Due to N.E.W.T. preparation classes, Hermione is once again using the Time Turner. This time, however, the others find out. They convince her to go on a little jaunt through the space-time continuum, with disastrous and hilarious results. Featuring sexy Slytherins, the Weasley red hair gene turning up in unexpected people, and a brief argument on how many times, exactly, Remus has read Hogwarts: A History.

Ron spends some time with his baby son. Set during 'The Long Time Love of Longbottom'

Tom and Ginevra are ruling the Dark Side. Now, Tom has two of his Horcruxes at Riddle Manor as corporeal guests. The three of them need to do an activity together and bond. Tom decides to ask the Dark Lady to help keep them entertained. Can anyone guess where this is going? Ginny/Tom/Two Horcruxes.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Eudice Eusyram, is perfect, and now Snape is jealous! How will he get back at her? A spoof on Mary Sue fan fiction in the same mold as "Airplane!"

Harry can't get over Sirius. Ron and Hermione try to help but Harry's resistant.

Hermione should have known better than to meddle in the affairs of a student... or rather, have an affair with a student. But when Dennis is desperate and Hermione is tempted, the oddest of things can happen.

The characters of Harry Potter express their views on the books.

Harry finally gets his revenge on Draco, or does he? Harry catches Draco in an emotional state and captures it in a picture. Soon the whole school will know what Draco's true prized posession is. Will Harry's revenge work, or will it backfire?

Dumbledore forces Sirius to sign a contract so that the teachers will return to school.

Percy Weasley, the estranged son of the Weasley family, has made it big at last. Is he enjoying himself? You bet he is!

Draco is a 7th year while Ginny is a 6th year. They both show up for a transfiguration class that McGonagall is setting up and after an unfortunate incident when a 3rd years mouse is turned purple they are forced to work alone together. This is their day together: will they be able to avoid killing each other? Will they maybe have a conversation? Only time will tell...

At the fifth-year bonding camping trip, everyone tells a story round the compfire. James' is about the future and is very familiar....

Fred and George are ordered to repeat their seventh year properly, and neither of them is happy about this. With more pranks up their sleeves because of their booming business, they come to school wreaking havoc everywhere and angering quite a few. When Hermione threatens to stop their antics, she ends up in the line of fire on many of their pranks! Now, it's revenge and mayhem in store for sure… and of course one must remember that all is fair in love and war!

The last part of the Gryffindor Games! The Game of Life the sequel, sequel to Game of life, which is sequel to Truth or Dare the Sequel, which is Sequel to Truth or Dare. Ginny comes to play and an unexpected twist I praise myself for!

Harry feels as though he's been cheated out of his life, so he persuades Dumbledore and Snape to make it up to him. Features a manipulated Dumbledore, a speechless Snape, and a vaguely insane yet amusing Harry. NOT HBP compliant

Remus Lupin has come across something thoroughly evil, but there is no way around it, he has to use it. It is... the sewing machine from hell (Weird fic, even when judged on my standards).

Featuring a Draco with a secret, in a skirt, periwinkle hair, a bemused Harry, an amused Ron, and homophobic Hermione! Also featuring a secretly heterosexual relationship between Draco and Harry... now how is *that* possible? Read on!

Harry is trying to sleep, Ron and Hermione are fighting... Surprise visits inside!

Putting off studying for his O.W.L.s, Ron plays chess with his armless Krum action figure. The stakes? Whoever wins gets Hermione (or Hermioninny). A fluffy missing moment from OOTP.

I present to you the curtain that allows you all to read beyond the handsome face of Sirius Black, and into his very twisted, confusing and just plainly stupid mind.... MWPP and a devious plan.

Everything was going well until Draco Malfoy took a tumble and found himself facing God (Merlin was a little busy). Now there are halos to be sought and people to help out. Right?

After spending the last few years cruising along unemployed, blissfully alcoholic, emotionally crippled and able to rely on the crutches of being a werewolf with no living friends, Remus Lupin finds himself as Harry's only male role-model. Not to mention the problems of someone, y'know, actually being interested in him romantically. But it all stands to fall to pieces when an equally emotionally crippled, petty former colleague stands to ruin Harry's bond with him. An RLNT fic about sorting your life out, getting over your hangups and eating kebabs in the back of a stolen Maserati.

When two lovers get caught, events take a fateful turn.... Unusual ships and a bit of romance.

Come in, come in, and welcome to my office. Please, take a seat on the New Zealand wool rug. I'm Malfoy, Detective Malfoy. Detective Draco Malfoy. How can I be of service? Ah... yes, my most recent case you want to hear about. Let's see here... It involved a mysterious, red-headed interior designer by the name of Virginia Weasley, a toaster with too many volts, and a seriously disturbed evil Dark Lord. Oh and my porsche. And Cap'n Crunch. Can't forget Cap'n Crunch. Yum.

Clippit, the arch enemy of all Microsoft Word users, finally gets his just rewards when he meets up with Draco Malfoy.

The Sorting Hat (Phinneus) is sick of spending all year just to write one song for one night to sing for a bunch of bratty teenagers. So the hat sings a song about himself for a change.

Remus and Sirius are sharing a flat after graduating. Sirius brings up a random topic: What if Remus was gay? Featuring the Avenue Q song 'If You Were Gay'.

One relationship is revealed and another is started.

What happens when two students overhear Snape and Sprout's conversation in the teachers' lounge?

Lord Voldemort's little dirty secrets revealed.

Some things change. But thankfully, some things stay the same. H/G fluffy one-shot.

Didn't you ever wonder, how the Ministry gets the means to run an administration? How on earth do they pay the little salary Arthur Weasley gets? With taxes, of course.``So, if wizards have to pay wizarding taxes, they'll have to do their tax declaration, don't they? And if they happen to live among muggles, there will be muggle tax laws as well ... So here's a little slashy flash light on Harry and Draco doing their annual tax declaration. Snogs and banter included.

After a heated argument, Tonks attempts to convince Hermione that good ol' Molly Weasley's family values are nothing to worry about... and finally convinces herself of that precious knowledge. Hints at R/Hr.

Rachel is in her fifth year at Hogwarts, she's a transfer from Willow Academy in Ontario. Harry Potter is madly in love with her, but Draco has his eyes on her as well. Who will she pick though? The loving, protective Harry, or the powerful, murderous Malfoy? Watch her opinion change numerous times through this journey of Love, Bravery, and Hope. Ron and Hermoine get together in this story, but will a fight or two keep them from love... forever?

When Hermione catches a cold, she deputises her two best friends to buy furniture for her and Ron's new house. Problem is, Ginny and Harry hate each other's guts...

For the first time ever, Harry gets the house at Privet Drive to himself for a few hours. Rather than trash the place, Harry decides to take a shower. In this short Fic, Harry must solve the terrible problem of what CD he's going to listen to while showering.

Harry and Ginny decide to meet up with Ron and Hermione in the park along with their children, including the latest addition to the Potter clan. It's a wonderful day out until Harry sees an old friend.

Short, sweet, and to the point. Taking place post-HBP, a look into a long day in the lives of Remus and Tonks, as they work on Order business. Contains terrible poetry and haiku of equally dubious quality.

This RHPS track gets Potterized! (Katie/Marcus)

Voldemort gets amnesia and it goes downhill from there...

George and Ron try and make a WWW product that transports people short distance, carefully skirting around the legal ramifications of Portkeys. During the testing phase they accidentally test one on Ginny, who finds herself in an odd predicament; Harry's crumpled sheets.

Cornelius Fudge. Lucius Malfoy. Two respectable pillars of the community, drawn together by a special bond. The love that dare not speak it's name. *Warning: These be slashy seas ahead, matey*

Lily Evans has problems; she's flunking Arithmancy, has no boyfriend, eats too much chocolate, has no boyfriend, has strange friends, enjoys dancing on her roof, has no boyfriend, and last but not least, James Potter won't stop asking her out!

How many ships can one offend in one story? Let's see...an irreverent look at shipping before HbP.

Just a litte one shot fic in time for Christmas. A piece of pure fluff to give a smile. :) Fred wants to ask Angelina to the Yule Ball, but has no clue as to how she feels. Enter a prank gone wrong, a slumber party, and one fairytale of a book.

Hermione has a birthday surprise for Ron. Ron has one for her. And the twins have one for the both of them. This doesn't bode well.

Two of the Three prophecies are in darkness, the other is on the edge of an abyss just waiting to fall in. Mysterious as she is, when Harry, Hermione, and Ron become her Divides, Artemis Riddle is challenged with not only the growing threat of the Ministry of Magic, but challenges of emotions, power, and trust. After all, genius and a Nemesis to all of the magical society, what is she to do?

When the Slytherin seventh-years organise a bake sale, Professor McGonagall suspects something is wrong. The Slytherins have obviously gone quite mad. However, what she finds out almost gives her a heart attack. A rather ridiculous one-shot exploring Draco/Ginny.

The summer after OotP, it's Harry's birthday party - DA members and``family present - when the conversation turns to the wizarding tradition of choosing an official motto. But Ron says something he shouldn't, Hermione explodes.... This is sweet, unadulterated, surprisingly entertaining R/H fluff. I've rarely enjoyed writing anything more.

Ginny, Harry, Ron and Hermione are working in the library, and notes start being passed about. Will Harry and Ginny confess their feeling for each other?

We follow a new Original Character, Chelsea Parkinsen, as she journeys from the American Midwest to Hogwarts.

Love, money, and Quidditch: three things that make the world go round. The wizarding world is caught up in the glamorous, hedonistic lives of those Quidditch stars vying for their place in the spotlight while old stars provide plenty of thrills and front-page tabloid material along the way. Sex, lies, deceit, drugs, all in a Quidditch day’s work. Shifting ships and slash.

I was told that I would write a story about Narcissa, paired with Harry. It would involve latex, and end in an embarrassing revalation. Consider the following my one shot to take out the plot bunny that was released in my head. Hope you have as much fun reading it as I did hunting it down.

Madam Pomfrey leaves the infirmary in the capable hands of three of her esteemed colleagues while she visits her ill sister. With the Quidditch season yet to begin and no lessons over the weekend, what could possibly go wrong?

Not surprisingly, Harry had never expected flying pigs. H/D.

Seamus Finnigan isn't sure what to deal with first: the reputation, or the lack of anything real to back it up. Seamus/Blaise, some H/D, Hr/R.

Coffee and a Muggle conspiracy cause Harry to fall in love with his worst enemy. Join him as he embarks on a journey of confusion, anger, depression, acceptance, and pure insanity. Read at your own risk.

Sequel to "Words Spilling Forth" and "Telling No Lies". Draco knows all the (dis)advantages of being pregnant.

Ron, being the ever-mindful, sensitive friend that he is, has totally forgotten to get Hermione's birthday present. Join him as he races like made, going through dental floss and other random objects, trying to find the perfect gift for Hermione. And yes - as always, there is Draco abuse. R/Hr; written script format.

What happens when Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron end up in the land of the cyclops? How did they get there? How do they get out of there? Harry Potter version of The Odyssey.

Severus Snape was trying to look on the bright side.

There is a leak which seems likely to jeopardise the whole wizarding world. In order to assess and repair it, Snape, McGonagall, Hermione and Ron are sent to live as Muggles. The Muggles are fans of the popular Harry Potter books - little do they know the truth behind the fiction. Inspired by The Potion Master's Muse "The Witching Hour" Challenge.

It is the traditional Mary-Sue parody fic. What more can I say?

Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's trusted friend and sidekick is always overlooked. Lucky for him, he stumbles across a potion that will make him irresistible ... but will he be happy with his new-found popularity? Laughs and romance abound!

Long before she was a Hogwarts professor, Anna Vector was just a girl looking for a dance partner. Bill Weasley was happy to help. A potion gone wrong, a flask of Firewhiskey, and the man in the moon add up to one unforgettable New Years Eve. ````A stand-alone companion to By the Numbers and Unbalanced Equations.

Just a cute songfic containing H/Hr. The song is "Look Good in Leather" which I love and always makes me laugh. Harry gets up his courage to ask Hermione out. Has a dancing Harry in leather and sunglasses!

Sue’ing where it ain’t never been Sue’d before! Charity Dagrun Gryon transfers to Hogwarts for sixth year; and seems awfully familiar with a place she’s never been before. Through a series of dreams it’s revealed to her she must go through the Veil to rescue the Founders of Hogwarts, and after that, everything goes horribly wrong. Time paradoxes like you’ve never seen before! Also featuring: the Malfoys as demons from across the Veil, Destinyless!Harry, Abused!Draco and Sir Gloat-A-Lot Slytherin. A must read for everyone who wants a break from the serious Sue!

Two girls stumble into the dormitory, hand in hand, and collapse onto a bed in fits of laughter. Hr/G, light and fluffy.

Harry and Hermione discover why Ron's ears are blue, and Ron discovers much more than he wanted to about Ginny.

Draco likes chocolate. Draco likes chocolate a lot. So when Harry was in the hospital wing alone with his tons of chocolate from adoring fans, Draco couldnt help but want to pay him a visit. However, there were many problems with this. Find out what these are, how Draco overcomes them and if he gets Harry's chocolate. With appearances from most of the favourite Hogwarts cast. Harry/Draco.

Head Boy James Potter does not get on with Head Girl Lily Evans. After a particularly bad argument, he takes her to the cinema to apologise. Sirius Black decides to get involved.

When Ron and Harry decided to play a joke on Professor Snape, they had no way of knowing that it would go wrong, or rather, that it would seem to go wrong. (HG/SS)

Neville likes Ginny, but doesn\'t know how to tell her. Enter Luna, who agrees to help Neville win Ginny\'s heart in exchange for his assistance on some experiments. But when Luna\'s experimental potions have some surprising results, Neville begins to wonder if he\'s chasing the right girl. (N/G, N/L)

Tonks goes through a short phase of styling hair.

The title says it all. This is a parody of the classic Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch...

All is well in Hermione's life, until she gets herself into detention with none other than Draco Malfoy. Another installment of the Inverted Boggart series.

The Marauders have left one hell of a legacy. Follow a single night of the Marauding Softpaws, Whitestripe, and Trigger as they play a simple yet effective trick.

A HP romantic comedy, strongly based on Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing. If you know the play, Harry is Claudio, Ginny is Hero, Draco is Benedick and Hermione is Beatrice. If you don't really know the play, Harry and Ginny are in love, and plot to make Draco and Hermione fall in love too. Fluffy and funny, relevant ships are H/G and D/Hr.

A terrible day strikes both Harry and Draco as they enter a shop in Hogsmeade, whether on their own will or not you will have to see, each begins to appreciate the others life. Takes place in the sixth year disregarding other events.

Snape narrates the Ministry of Magic film, How Not to Be Seen.

Post Hogwarts. Ron and Hermione have been skirting around their feelings for each other for years. Perhaps a little interference from Fred and George would help get them together? Or perhaps not...

Sirius wants to tell James and Peter about his relationship with Remus, but Remus is scared. How long can they hide it after Remus shows up to breakfast one day with an all-too-obvious lovebite on his neck?

You think SPEW was bad? Welcome to a whole other ballpark. When Hermione hears Remus talking about how he can't keep a job, she is determined to help him and tries to form SPHW: The Society for the Protection of Harmless Werewolves. However, she isn't exactly happy with her friend's reactions.

Sequel to Adventures in Hogsmeade and The Firefly Still Glows. Summer holiday has begun after the end of the 5th year, and both Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy go home to their respective families. A very twisted coming of age story, with some touches of humor. Rated R for violence.

Are you tired of those fics that have the most insane ships EVER? Ships that if they happened would completely change the plot of the canon? Well I am. I, the evil authoress, send the HP characters on a journey, meeting people from other books/TV shows, to break an evil spell causing the maddest pairing ever. Hilarity ensues.

Post-OoP. When Lord Voldemort receives a mysterious package, the wizarding world is never the same. Total parody of HP fics, featuring: Angst!Harry, Slash!Lucius, Penitent!Voldie, & everyone's favorite, Mary Sue. Not to mention Evil!Floof.

What happens when Harry, Ron and Hermione play the Goblet of Fire video game on PS2? Well, it might go something like this...

Harry Potter finally gets a chance to shag Severus Snape. What's the catch?

Harry tries to do housework with magic, but it doesn't exactly work. slight HPDM.

A sad, yet slightly humorous conversation between Remus and Lily a few months before the ill-fated Halloween. It's been done, and it's been done.

We all know how thoroughly BORING Divination is, but do we know what Ron is thinking when his mind starts to wander as he watches a certain classmate...?

It's the story of a very unlikely Hogwarts Christmas for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Featuring a suicidal Draco, his unlikely savior, sexy slash, humorous angst [for real], and love-falling at the North Tower. Altogether, you bloody bet it makes for a rather demented winter holiday at Hogwarts indeed!

Lucius Malfoy had a terrible secret, one that no one could ever find out about. But what happens when his secret is found out? Ginny finds the one person who can make her forget Harry. Draco learns a few valuable life lessons, while having his heart broken, and a new girl threatens to break up the trio. RW/HG, GW/OC.