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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Pansy get together in the Room of Requirement to discuss fanfiction. Much insulting and snarkiness ensue, in addition to the discussion of a few major ships.

Harry's been having a very bad day all in hopes of surprising the woman he loves. Could her answer make all his bad luck worth while?

Hogwarts presents Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. For the sake of the entire production, the two are forced to cope with their seemingly endless list of differences. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet?

Phineas Nigellus was the least popular headmaster Hogwarts ever had, in the words of his great-great-grandson, Sirius Black. But why does he think this? How did Phineas gain his terrible reputation? What did his children and their friends think? All is explained in this thrilling, spine-tingling, chilling adventure…

Something happens with Dudley that is most unexpected, something is revealed about the residents of Privet Drive, Harry saves himself and the Dursleys from a certain unmentionable wizard and his followers.

Poor, poor Belladonna has quite a few problems. Her mother is THE Devil-Lady, her father can't stand up for himself, Grandma Dot is losing it, somebody stole her necklace, her brother Jason is being moody, her twin - Nicky - is keeping a secret, Lily and James need a good push, her best friend left her, Margery Butter is still a mystery, everybody thinks she is crazy, she is hearing voices, Remus keeps getting glued to her, she keeps walking into Sirius and Mr Ted, her teddy, lost an eyebrow. Bella doesn't need THAT along with NEWTS, finding a job and keeping her head. Oh, and her therapist is sleeping with the cleaner. Marauder Era. AU-ish.

And she’s back! Ginny is very out of character again, of course, but I’ve added a bit of Harry, Ron and Hermione to make it more Hogwartsy and her new friends feature as well. No Draco, I’m afraid, but there is a little romance. If you haven’t already, I suggest you read The Many Faces of Ginny Weasley before going any further with this story; it will make it all a lot clearer.

For speaking out of turn against her, Professor Umbridge gives Lee Jordan one hell of a detention stretch. But when the twins leave Hogwarts behind, and him with it, he gets a chance to strike back. Oneshot.

It's James' and Lily's wedding day. Sirius, Remus and Peter aren't being very helpful (least of all Sirius!), and Lily's dad will never fail to embarrass.

It's here, seventh year has finally arrived for our favourite trio. What new surprises will arrive for our friends at Hogwarts this year?

Pansy enlists Cho's help to exact revenge on Harry and Draco after she finds out about their secret relationship. The trouble is, they're flat out of ideas.

"He was quickly ushered into the house, where all his friends and family were waiting for him. It was July 31st, 2005, and as such, was his twenty-fifth birthday. Mrs. Weasley had insisted in giving Harry a proper celebration, as the war had only ended a few months ago and there had been no time to celebrate before." Harry/Draco

I've done it! I'm revolutionizing Schnoogle! It's a songfic...but it's in Riddikulus! Intrigued yet? Darn. Read it anyway so you can say that you are part of the revolution! Viva la revolucion! Anyway...we know James and Sirius are up to something. Just not what it is. Want to know? Too bad. Mind your own business.

James Potter is still in pursuit of Lily Evans’ heart in high hopes, but he is rather confused by her words from their previous year. His best friend, Sirius, isn’t helping either as he constantly messes up James’s chances. What’s a sixteen years old wizard to do? [L/J.]

Draco, being only a little, tiny, miniscule bit daunted by Harry's potential straightness, investigates that possibility. Sequel to "Denial" and "Acceptance." Rated R for a TEENY bit of sexual innuendo.

Short dabble. The Sorcerer's Stone told from Draco's point of view.

Drabble. Harry gives Draco his first ride in a car. H/D. Fluff

Harry has had a certain person as his object of lust for a``long time now... Who could it be? And will Harry meet his object of``lust "in the library?"

Dumbledore & Co. must come up with a Christmas gift for their roommate.

Harry and Hermione find that they don't have to be in school to keep learning.

Harry discovers in five days what's been under his nose for the past six years. HG/RW.

The invisibility cloak has had a bit of a bad life ever since he's been owned by Harry... here is his story!

Draco is a greedy git. Or so Harry claims. (Harry/Draco, Christmas-themed)

Sirius loves Christmas, and Remus. Not necessarily in that order. Good thing James woke him up to that last—now if only Sirius could get Remus to see the same, things would be perfect.

Remus/Sirius obsessive fangirl humor.

A series of H/D ficlets, examining Harry, Draco and the happy world of domesticity. Slash.

Snape is summoned by Dumbledore for “urgent business”. Little does Snape know that a new terror is about to enter his life. A new terror by the name of Calidia. This upcoming school year at Hogwarts includes an encounter with the Giant Squid, a couple of love potions, disastrous detentions, and new hairstyles for everyone.

George and Fred have gone too far. Hermione decides to get back at the twins for their torment over the years, but what else is on her mind besides revenge?

This is a compilation of four humorous cookies involving AD/MM, Snape, Harry and Ron.

Parvati and Lavender's project on love divination gets a bit out of hand, and everybody finds out rather more than they wanted to. In Part I, Arithmancy and Divination, we watch the Gryffindors participate in an experiment.

A short snippet, for a change. It's Hallowe'en, and the Fat Lady deplores the fact that so few kids nowadays keep up with the spirit of the All Hallows Eve - so she asks Nearly-Headless Nick to tell James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Lily a story. A ghost story, of course...

Harry and his friends go to a new theme park for wizards, Wizardland, where a spell makes some stupid - like Draco who drags poor Lucius around until he spazzes out on roller coaster and winds up talking to an argyle leprechaun that smokes.

Narcissa Black was NEVER cruel and vain. In fact, in spite of her beauty, Narcissa is just a down-to-earth genuine girl who has some problems. Fine, a lot of problems! This is her diary, which gives you a glimpse into her life and witness as she goes from accident to accident.

This is from the point of view of the Fat Lady -er, painting. Wouldn't you get offended if comments about your weight were made all day?

Draco has some random thoughts, and a rather irritating encounter with Harry Potter. (Slight hints of Draco/Harry.)

The private life of Argus Filch: Broom closets, shoe polish, three-foot newts and canaries. And a very mangy cat. The private life of Rubeus Hagrid: Interspecies Relations, whisky, fireflies and spiders. And a goblin named Steve. (A Rubeus/Argus romance)

James has asked Sirius to take care of baby Harry for a few hours. This might not have been a good idea. (One-shot) **2008 Quill to Parchment Award Winner - Best Marauder Era and Runner-up: Best Humor

It’s Harry’s sixth year, and another Professor Trelawney has come to Hogwarts to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts. Severus Snape confidently expects disaster. A Hogwarts/ Chalet School crossover.

Harry is drowning in grief until he meets someone from the U.S. This someone will be important to Harry. This someone is also a Sorcerer... In training.

Hogwarts is having a fashion show. Guess who has to make comments about the 'outfits' in his 'own' way.

Luna and Harry start to date - without Harry knowing it. Ron and Hermione finally get it together- with the help of some violent Gobstones. Lupin tells Harry something new and different about Sirius that his godfather never got to say himself. It all goes on in Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, when he wishes for nothing more than a simple life.

Small drabble. What if Harry and Draco were trapped in a broken elevator? Who walks away alive? Who is annoyed out of their wits?

Finally, there's an American at Hogwarts! Whoo-hoo! (AU.)

You must read this parody, especially if you like seafood! It started as a normal morning at Hogwarts, then all hell broke loose. Featuring Confused!Ron and Insane!Harry. Sarcasm abounds, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see Crabbe in leather pants, and find out Voldemort's true weakness. Features homage to LOTR, Princess Bride, Last of The Mohicans and many more. Co-Authored by Cindale and Ginnysdarkside.

She was in for a long ride on the Knight Bus all the way to the Ministry of Magic where she would start her new job. Arrano Lucille Manon Ava Wood, Coordinator of Staff in the Department of International Cooperation. It was her first job involving the Ministry of Magic (and she was already on her way to the top of the heap). Many thought her a pompous workaholic. She's actually a very fun-loving and laid-back twenty-year-old. But she wasn’t going to London to make friends. WORK. Little did she know she’d be doing more than just that… ALMAW/PIW

A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life.

“Ginny, do you know what this means?” Hermione added, grinning madly -- “That we figure out a way to make The Grey Lady Sir Nick’s Valentine?” -- “Precisely!”

Ron spends some time with his baby son. Set during 'The Long Time Love of Longbottom'

Due to N.E.W.T. preparation classes, Hermione is once again using the Time Turner. This time, however, the others find out. They convince her to go on a little jaunt through the space-time continuum, with disastrous and hilarious results. Featuring sexy Slytherins, the Weasley red hair gene turning up in unexpected people, and a brief argument on how many times, exactly, Remus has read Hogwarts: A History.

Tom and Ginevra are ruling the Dark Side. Now, Tom has two of his Horcruxes at Riddle Manor as corporeal guests. The three of them need to do an activity together and bond. Tom decides to ask the Dark Lady to help keep them entertained. Can anyone guess where this is going? Ginny/Tom/Two Horcruxes.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Eudice Eusyram, is perfect, and now Snape is jealous! How will he get back at her? A spoof on Mary Sue fan fiction in the same mold as "Airplane!"

Harry can't get over Sirius. Ron and Hermione try to help but Harry's resistant.

Hermione should have known better than to meddle in the affairs of a student... or rather, have an affair with a student. But when Dennis is desperate and Hermione is tempted, the oddest of things can happen.

The characters of Harry Potter express their views on the books.

Harry finally gets his revenge on Draco, or does he? Harry catches Draco in an emotional state and captures it in a picture. Soon the whole school will know what Draco's true prized posession is. Will Harry's revenge work, or will it backfire?

Draco is a 7th year while Ginny is a 6th year. They both show up for a transfiguration class that McGonagall is setting up and after an unfortunate incident when a 3rd years mouse is turned purple they are forced to work alone together. This is their day together: will they be able to avoid killing each other? Will they maybe have a conversation? Only time will tell...

Dumbledore forces Sirius to sign a contract so that the teachers will return to school.

Harry feels as though he's been cheated out of his life, so he persuades Dumbledore and Snape to make it up to him. Features a manipulated Dumbledore, a speechless Snape, and a vaguely insane yet amusing Harry. NOT HBP compliant

Percy Weasley, the estranged son of the Weasley family, has made it big at last. Is he enjoying himself? You bet he is!

At the fifth-year bonding camping trip, everyone tells a story round the compfire. James' is about the future and is very familiar....

Fred and George are ordered to repeat their seventh year properly, and neither of them is happy about this. With more pranks up their sleeves because of their booming business, they come to school wreaking havoc everywhere and angering quite a few. When Hermione threatens to stop their antics, she ends up in the line of fire on many of their pranks! Now, it's revenge and mayhem in store for sure… and of course one must remember that all is fair in love and war!

The last part of the Gryffindor Games! The Game of Life the sequel, sequel to Game of life, which is sequel to Truth or Dare the Sequel, which is Sequel to Truth or Dare. Ginny comes to play and an unexpected twist I praise myself for!

Remus Lupin has come across something thoroughly evil, but there is no way around it, he has to use it. It is... the sewing machine from hell (Weird fic, even when judged on my standards).

Featuring a Draco with a secret, in a skirt, periwinkle hair, a bemused Harry, an amused Ron, and homophobic Hermione! Also featuring a secretly heterosexual relationship between Draco and Harry... now how is *that* possible? Read on!

Harry is trying to sleep, Ron and Hermione are fighting... Surprise visits inside!

Putting off studying for his O.W.L.s, Ron plays chess with his armless Krum action figure. The stakes? Whoever wins gets Hermione (or Hermioninny). A fluffy missing moment from OOTP.

I present to you the curtain that allows you all to read beyond the handsome face of Sirius Black, and into his very twisted, confusing and just plainly stupid mind.... MWPP and a devious plan.

Everything was going well until Draco Malfoy took a tumble and found himself facing God (Merlin was a little busy). Now there are halos to be sought and people to help out. Right?

Clippit, the arch enemy of all Microsoft Word users, finally gets his just rewards when he meets up with Draco Malfoy.

Come in, come in, and welcome to my office. Please, take a seat on the New Zealand wool rug. I'm Malfoy, Detective Malfoy. Detective Draco Malfoy. How can I be of service? Ah... yes, my most recent case you want to hear about. Let's see here... It involved a mysterious, red-headed interior designer by the name of Virginia Weasley, a toaster with too many volts, and a seriously disturbed evil Dark Lord. Oh and my porsche. And Cap'n Crunch. Can't forget Cap'n Crunch. Yum.

When two lovers get caught, events take a fateful turn.... Unusual ships and a bit of romance.

After spending the last few years cruising along unemployed, blissfully alcoholic, emotionally crippled and able to rely on the crutches of being a werewolf with no living friends, Remus Lupin finds himself as Harry's only male role-model. Not to mention the problems of someone, y'know, actually being interested in him romantically. But it all stands to fall to pieces when an equally emotionally crippled, petty former colleague stands to ruin Harry's bond with him. An RLNT fic about sorting your life out, getting over your hangups and eating kebabs in the back of a stolen Maserati.

The Sorting Hat (Phinneus) is sick of spending all year just to write one song for one night to sing for a bunch of bratty teenagers. So the hat sings a song about himself for a change.

Remus and Sirius are sharing a flat after graduating. Sirius brings up a random topic: What if Remus was gay? Featuring the Avenue Q song 'If You Were Gay'.

One relationship is revealed and another is started.

What happens when two students overhear Snape and Sprout's conversation in the teachers' lounge?

Didn't you ever wonder, how the Ministry gets the means to run an administration? How on earth do they pay the little salary Arthur Weasley gets? With taxes, of course.``So, if wizards have to pay wizarding taxes, they'll have to do their tax declaration, don't they? And if they happen to live among muggles, there will be muggle tax laws as well ... So here's a little slashy flash light on Harry and Draco doing their annual tax declaration. Snogs and banter included.

Some things change. But thankfully, some things stay the same. H/G fluffy one-shot.

Lord Voldemort's little dirty secrets revealed.

After a heated argument, Tonks attempts to convince Hermione that good ol' Molly Weasley's family values are nothing to worry about... and finally convinces herself of that precious knowledge. Hints at R/Hr.

Rachel is in her fifth year at Hogwarts, she's a transfer from Willow Academy in Ontario. Harry Potter is madly in love with her, but Draco has his eyes on her as well. Who will she pick though? The loving, protective Harry, or the powerful, murderous Malfoy? Watch her opinion change numerous times through this journey of Love, Bravery, and Hope. Ron and Hermoine get together in this story, but will a fight or two keep them from love... forever?

When Hermione catches a cold, she deputises her two best friends to buy furniture for her and Ron's new house. Problem is, Ginny and Harry hate each other's guts...

For the first time ever, Harry gets the house at Privet Drive to himself for a few hours. Rather than trash the place, Harry decides to take a shower. In this short Fic, Harry must solve the terrible problem of what CD he's going to listen to while showering.

Short, sweet, and to the point. Taking place post-HBP, a look into a long day in the lives of Remus and Tonks, as they work on Order business. Contains terrible poetry and haiku of equally dubious quality.

Harry and Ginny decide to meet up with Ron and Hermione in the park along with their children, including the latest addition to the Potter clan. It's a wonderful day out until Harry sees an old friend.

Voldemort gets amnesia and it goes downhill from there...

This RHPS track gets Potterized! (Katie/Marcus)

George and Ron try and make a WWW product that transports people short distance, carefully skirting around the legal ramifications of Portkeys. During the testing phase they accidentally test one on Ginny, who finds herself in an odd predicament; Harry's crumpled sheets.

Cornelius Fudge. Lucius Malfoy. Two respectable pillars of the community, drawn together by a special bond. The love that dare not speak it's name. *Warning: These be slashy seas ahead, matey*

Lily Evans has problems; she's flunking Arithmancy, has no boyfriend, eats too much chocolate, has no boyfriend, has strange friends, enjoys dancing on her roof, has no boyfriend, and last but not least, James Potter won't stop asking her out!

How many ships can one offend in one story? Let's see...an irreverent look at shipping before HbP.

Just a litte one shot fic in time for Christmas. A piece of pure fluff to give a smile. :) Fred wants to ask Angelina to the Yule Ball, but has no clue as to how she feels. Enter a prank gone wrong, a slumber party, and one fairytale of a book.

Hermione has a birthday surprise for Ron. Ron has one for her. And the twins have one for the both of them. This doesn't bode well.

Two of the Three prophecies are in darkness, the other is on the edge of an abyss just waiting to fall in. Mysterious as she is, when Harry, Hermione, and Ron become her Divides, Artemis Riddle is challenged with not only the growing threat of the Ministry of Magic, but challenges of emotions, power, and trust. After all, genius and a Nemesis to all of the magical society, what is she to do?

Not surprisingly, Harry had never expected flying pigs. H/D.

When the Slytherin seventh-years organise a bake sale, Professor McGonagall suspects something is wrong. The Slytherins have obviously gone quite mad. However, what she finds out almost gives her a heart attack. A rather ridiculous one-shot exploring Draco/Ginny.

The summer after OotP, it's Harry's birthday party - DA members and``family present - when the conversation turns to the wizarding tradition of choosing an official motto. But Ron says something he shouldn't, Hermione explodes.... This is sweet, unadulterated, surprisingly entertaining R/H fluff. I've rarely enjoyed writing anything more.

Ginny, Harry, Ron and Hermione are working in the library, and notes start being passed about. Will Harry and Ginny confess their feeling for each other?

We follow a new Original Character, Chelsea Parkinsen, as she journeys from the American Midwest to Hogwarts.

Love, money, and Quidditch: three things that make the world go round. The wizarding world is caught up in the glamorous, hedonistic lives of those Quidditch stars vying for their place in the spotlight while old stars provide plenty of thrills and front-page tabloid material along the way. Sex, lies, deceit, drugs, all in a Quidditch day’s work. Shifting ships and slash.