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The Marauders are at it again, no I didn't mean it like that! Oh never mind, they've got another plan in mind to humiliate the king of grease...but what happens when the king finds out about it first...with a little help from someone, Wormtail haters are welcome here>>

How on earth did Lucius Malfoy get himself on the Slytherin Quidditch team? Find out in this short silliness, featuring Snape, Black and - beware - Narcissa! Marauder time, sixth year. A spin-off from Dramatis Personae.

His heart stopped. His jaw dropped. He was in love. Though he was only eleven at the time, James Potter knew he would marry that girl, or die trying.

Harry comes out of the closet! His fellow Gryffindors are awkward, so he decides to do his homework in the library where Draco makes a scathing remark. However, it isn't necessarily offensive towards Harry. A fluffy D/H slash ficlet.

Hermione brings home a surprise that will change Severus' life.

In answer to the FlamesOfMystery challenge. Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley had been dating for seven months, but he'd never met her family...and they'd never met him. What better setting than over Christmas dinner?

In the age of Reality TV the WWN have been cashing in on the craze. After a successful "Big Goblins" (Big Brother) series the WWN have set up a new series involving Muggles. Twelve Muggles will go to study at Hogwarts for twelve weeks, at the end of each week they will perform for the wizarding world. The Muggles are competing for a grand prize, one any normal wizard would want. What will happen when the Malfoys and the Weasleys set out to make the show a disaster?

What can I say? There are close calls of every kind.``Fred and Hermione almost break up...``Fred almost cries...``Filch almost catches them...``Do read! It's fluffy at the ending!

The Golden Trio find the Hogwarts Pillar of Storage and unexpected surprises inside.

Draco is acting strange. What's he on about? A fluffy fic, with a twist at the end. Written for a friend who was feeling down, to cheer her up. Draco/Ginny

What is your greatest fear? The death of the ones you love? How about a diary? Ginny decides to face her fear. What will her diary hold of her feelings? Harry? Ron and Hermione's relationship?

Ginny Weasley would have done better to retire early before her first Quidditch match. Now she's paying the consequences for her stupidity. Sugar Quill's Forbidden Forest Exploration Mission 2003.

A young man\'s foray into the unknown produces a Christmas gift of questionable proportions. But hey, it\'s the thought that counts, right? A Ron/Hermione story for the crappy gift buyer in all of us.

A few snapshots from the life of Nymphadora Tonks. Involving Sirius’s addiction to coffee, fetch with the Giant Squid, the birth of Harry Potter, and dungbombs. One theme runs true through her entire life, one thing she can‘t escape from. But, as Remus is so fond of saying, she’ll get over it. Won’t she?

A funny parody.

"HARRY POTTER! You pervert!” This shocked exclaimation is only the first of many in this engrossing (and just plain GROSSing) tale of epic proportions. Originally titled, “Harry Potter and the Random Orgies of Hogwarts” (that title was far too dirty and not very funny), this nonsensical narrative will confuse far beyond your wildest dreams.

Lucius Malfoy has been called a pimp at the Ministry ... a pimp! Can you believe it? The nerve of people in general, these days! Malfoys are NEVER called pimps (well at least not to their faces...)! Does everyone else think Lucius is a pimp? Follow Lucius as he takes a survey of various people to see what they think.

"I am not a squab, debonair, bachelor of the month type." A Slytherin graduate is enjoying a very boring, normal, rich life when a mistake from his past comes back to haunt him. With a child. The story follows the child's growing up from when she is very little to when she finds her mother and other suprises.

When Ron visits the infirmary late one night, complaining of a headache, Poppy is very busy and shoos him to the cupboard. He grabs the first vial he sees and leaves, never bothering to look at the label. What happens when you suddenly aren't who you thought you were? Also, a lesson in looking at the labels of vials.

This is from the point of view of Neville's cauldron. Poor thing -- wouldn't you hate to be mangled by Neville's mishaps in Potions?

Harry takes his forty year old son, the ghost of Draco Malfoy, and his friends to the park to play baseball. But will an all Death Eater team foil his plans? Sequal to "Happiness is Just a Daddy Away!" and "Harry Potter and the Magical Cheese Cracker."

What happens when Halloween night is spent by Ron and Hermione carving pumpkins? Misunderstandings, tears, laughs- and of course, love.

This time, it's Neville and Ginny's turn to have The Talk with their son. Joy.

A fic after my own sick sense of humor, in which we encounter a hysterical Lavender, a fuming Parvati, a sarcastic Hermione, and a diabolical plot involving a copious amount of Polyjuice potion. Warning: Also contains femslash references, but those of you who know me probably aren't surprised.

Memories and Firewhisky - two things that should never be mixed! Just add Ron, the Weasley twins, Christmas dinner and a pair of boxer shorts and what do you get? A DISASTER!

All is well at Hogwarts until the Crunchy Kernel Buccaneers strike. Amid weasels, armpits, and snogs you have to wonder if peace and sanity will ever reside at Hogwarts again.

In an alternate universe, Harry accepted Draco's offer of friendship. In an alternate universe, Harry was placed into the Slytherin house. So in their first year, Harry takes Draco and not Ron to see his parents in the Mirror of Erised. A story about Draco's finding.

This is fluff, H/G, R/Hr... Based on a few oldies songs I really like. This chapter is based on the Cher song "Shoop Shoop". Hope you enjoy!

Subtitled "Mad-eye Moody gets Pink Eye." Anyway, it's from the point of view of the eye, and he gets super annoyed when he gets pink eye. (AGAIN)

"He looked down, unaware that one look could change the course of his life forever... "``What can a mysterious stranger do to Hogwarts? A lot.

At Bill and Fleur's wedding, it seems like the apocalypse, anyway. A ring goes missing, Harry must confront an obstacle of the red-haired variety, and Fleur gives a whole new meaning to "bad hair day."

Harry is depressed over his godfather's death, but when he gets an important letter, he makes a decision that will change his life forever. GW/DM BL/LV HP/??

The Muggle tradition of the Homecoming Queen hits Hogwarts. Who will be the first ever Quidditch Queen?

In response to the constant needling he suffers from the resident females of Number 12 to offer insight and maturity in the darkest of times, Remus Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, obscene alcoholic consumption and singing along to 'Surfer Rosa' in one's underwear is NOT coping with your mourning, as explained by one particularly mercurial young auror, and Remus Lupin is forced to confront the facts of life.

It's Christmas. Remus gives Sirius a gift. Sirius gives Remus a gift. Remus objects. James laughs. Lily is impressed. Sirius doesn't know what all the fuss is about.

Finishing a crossword is a lot harder than it looks, and James finds that out the hard way.

It’s a cold winter day and Hermione’s plans to stay home reading are interrupted by an invitation to have lunch with Adrian Pucey.``Accepting the invitation simply to protect the poor owl from being sent back and forth in the cold, she thinks about Adrian and her feelings for the charming wizard, soon realizing that calling their meeting a date isn’t so bad after all.

In which Draco discovers that not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do? A parody of Bridget Jones's Diary.

As well as being old, rather evil, and having a personal hygiene problem, the Dark Lord was also somewhat of a chauvinist, and he assumed that if women tried to take charge of the country, it would fail drastically because the women would spend all their time gossiping and shopping. His plan was doomed to fail from the start, though. He hadn't counted on Hermione ``Granger.

Harry's been having a very bad day all in hopes of surprising the woman he loves. Could her answer make all his bad luck worth while?

When we were waiting for Book 5 to come out, we worried about whether Harry would get the Marauders' Map back. Then, we read Order of the Phoenix, and now we know that he got it back. But, we don't know how it was returned to him. This is one possible explanation.

Hogwarts presents Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. For the sake of the entire production, the two are forced to cope with their seemingly endless list of differences. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet?

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Pansy get together in the Room of Requirement to discuss fanfiction. Much insulting and snarkiness ensue, in addition to the discussion of a few major ships.

Phineas Nigellus was the least popular headmaster Hogwarts ever had, in the words of his great-great-grandson, Sirius Black. But why does he think this? How did Phineas gain his terrible reputation? What did his children and their friends think? All is explained in this thrilling, spine-tingling, chilling adventure…

For speaking out of turn against her, Professor Umbridge gives Lee Jordan one hell of a detention stretch. But when the twins leave Hogwarts behind, and him with it, he gets a chance to strike back. Oneshot.

Something happens with Dudley that is most unexpected, something is revealed about the residents of Privet Drive, Harry saves himself and the Dursleys from a certain unmentionable wizard and his followers.

Poor, poor Belladonna has quite a few problems. Her mother is THE Devil-Lady, her father can't stand up for himself, Grandma Dot is losing it, somebody stole her necklace, her brother Jason is being moody, her twin - Nicky - is keeping a secret, Lily and James need a good push, her best friend left her, Margery Butter is still a mystery, everybody thinks she is crazy, she is hearing voices, Remus keeps getting glued to her, she keeps walking into Sirius and Mr Ted, her teddy, lost an eyebrow. Bella doesn't need THAT along with NEWTS, finding a job and keeping her head. Oh, and her therapist is sleeping with the cleaner. Marauder Era. AU-ish.

And she’s back! Ginny is very out of character again, of course, but I’ve added a bit of Harry, Ron and Hermione to make it more Hogwartsy and her new friends feature as well. No Draco, I’m afraid, but there is a little romance. If you haven’t already, I suggest you read The Many Faces of Ginny Weasley before going any further with this story; it will make it all a lot clearer.

It's James' and Lily's wedding day. Sirius, Remus and Peter aren't being very helpful (least of all Sirius!), and Lily's dad will never fail to embarrass.

It's here, seventh year has finally arrived for our favourite trio. What new surprises will arrive for our friends at Hogwarts this year?

Pansy enlists Cho's help to exact revenge on Harry and Draco after she finds out about their secret relationship. The trouble is, they're flat out of ideas.

"He was quickly ushered into the house, where all his friends and family were waiting for him. It was July 31st, 2005, and as such, was his twenty-fifth birthday. Mrs. Weasley had insisted in giving Harry a proper celebration, as the war had only ended a few months ago and there had been no time to celebrate before." Harry/Draco

I've done it! I'm revolutionizing Schnoogle! It's a songfic...but it's in Riddikulus! Intrigued yet? Darn. Read it anyway so you can say that you are part of the revolution! Viva la revolucion! Anyway...we know James and Sirius are up to something. Just not what it is. Want to know? Too bad. Mind your own business.

James Potter is still in pursuit of Lily Evans’ heart in high hopes, but he is rather confused by her words from their previous year. His best friend, Sirius, isn’t helping either as he constantly messes up James’s chances. What’s a sixteen years old wizard to do? [L/J.]

Short dabble. The Sorcerer's Stone told from Draco's point of view.

Draco, being only a little, tiny, miniscule bit daunted by Harry's potential straightness, investigates that possibility. Sequel to "Denial" and "Acceptance." Rated R for a TEENY bit of sexual innuendo.

Drabble. Harry gives Draco his first ride in a car. H/D. Fluff

Harry has had a certain person as his object of lust for a``long time now... Who could it be? And will Harry meet his object of``lust "in the library?"

Dumbledore & Co. must come up with a Christmas gift for their roommate.

Harry and Hermione find that they don't have to be in school to keep learning.

Harry discovers in five days what's been under his nose for the past six years. HG/RW.

The invisibility cloak has had a bit of a bad life ever since he's been owned by Harry... here is his story!

Sirius loves Christmas, and Remus. Not necessarily in that order. Good thing James woke him up to that last—now if only Sirius could get Remus to see the same, things would be perfect.

Draco is a greedy git. Or so Harry claims. (Harry/Draco, Christmas-themed)

Remus/Sirius obsessive fangirl humor.

Snape is summoned by Dumbledore for “urgent business”. Little does Snape know that a new terror is about to enter his life. A new terror by the name of Calidia. This upcoming school year at Hogwarts includes an encounter with the Giant Squid, a couple of love potions, disastrous detentions, and new hairstyles for everyone.

A series of H/D ficlets, examining Harry, Draco and the happy world of domesticity. Slash.

Parvati and Lavender's project on love divination gets a bit out of hand, and everybody finds out rather more than they wanted to. In Part I, Arithmancy and Divination, we watch the Gryffindors participate in an experiment.

This is a compilation of four humorous cookies involving AD/MM, Snape, Harry and Ron.

George and Fred have gone too far. Hermione decides to get back at the twins for their torment over the years, but what else is on her mind besides revenge?

A short snippet, for a change. It's Hallowe'en, and the Fat Lady deplores the fact that so few kids nowadays keep up with the spirit of the All Hallows Eve - so she asks Nearly-Headless Nick to tell James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Lily a story. A ghost story, of course...

This is from the point of view of the Fat Lady -er, painting. Wouldn't you get offended if comments about your weight were made all day?

Harry and his friends go to a new theme park for wizards, Wizardland, where a spell makes some stupid - like Draco who drags poor Lucius around until he spazzes out on roller coaster and winds up talking to an argyle leprechaun that smokes.

Narcissa Black was NEVER cruel and vain. In fact, in spite of her beauty, Narcissa is just a down-to-earth genuine girl who has some problems. Fine, a lot of problems! This is her diary, which gives you a glimpse into her life and witness as she goes from accident to accident.

Draco has some random thoughts, and a rather irritating encounter with Harry Potter. (Slight hints of Draco/Harry.)

Harry is drowning in grief until he meets someone from the U.S. This someone will be important to Harry. This someone is also a Sorcerer... In training.

The private life of Argus Filch: Broom closets, shoe polish, three-foot newts and canaries. And a very mangy cat. The private life of Rubeus Hagrid: Interspecies Relations, whisky, fireflies and spiders. And a goblin named Steve. (A Rubeus/Argus romance)

James has asked Sirius to take care of baby Harry for a few hours. This might not have been a good idea. (One-shot) **2008 Quill to Parchment Award Winner - Best Marauder Era and Runner-up: Best Humor

It’s Harry’s sixth year, and another Professor Trelawney has come to Hogwarts to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts. Severus Snape confidently expects disaster. A Hogwarts/ Chalet School crossover.

Luna and Harry start to date - without Harry knowing it. Ron and Hermione finally get it together- with the help of some violent Gobstones. Lupin tells Harry something new and different about Sirius that his godfather never got to say himself. It all goes on in Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, when he wishes for nothing more than a simple life.

Hogwarts is having a fashion show. Guess who has to make comments about the 'outfits' in his 'own' way.

Finally, there's an American at Hogwarts! Whoo-hoo! (AU.)

A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life.

You must read this parody, especially if you like seafood! It started as a normal morning at Hogwarts, then all hell broke loose. Featuring Confused!Ron and Insane!Harry. Sarcasm abounds, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see Crabbe in leather pants, and find out Voldemort's true weakness. Features homage to LOTR, Princess Bride, Last of The Mohicans and many more. Co-Authored by Cindale and Ginnysdarkside.

She was in for a long ride on the Knight Bus all the way to the Ministry of Magic where she would start her new job. Arrano Lucille Manon Ava Wood, Coordinator of Staff in the Department of International Cooperation. It was her first job involving the Ministry of Magic (and she was already on her way to the top of the heap). Many thought her a pompous workaholic. She's actually a very fun-loving and laid-back twenty-year-old. But she wasn’t going to London to make friends. WORK. Little did she know she’d be doing more than just that… ALMAW/PIW

Small drabble. What if Harry and Draco were trapped in a broken elevator? Who walks away alive? Who is annoyed out of their wits?

“Ginny, do you know what this means?” Hermione added, grinning madly -- “That we figure out a way to make The Grey Lady Sir Nick’s Valentine?” -- “Precisely!”

Due to N.E.W.T. preparation classes, Hermione is once again using the Time Turner. This time, however, the others find out. They convince her to go on a little jaunt through the space-time continuum, with disastrous and hilarious results. Featuring sexy Slytherins, the Weasley red hair gene turning up in unexpected people, and a brief argument on how many times, exactly, Remus has read Hogwarts: A History.

Ron spends some time with his baby son. Set during 'The Long Time Love of Longbottom'

Tom and Ginevra are ruling the Dark Side. Now, Tom has two of his Horcruxes at Riddle Manor as corporeal guests. The three of them need to do an activity together and bond. Tom decides to ask the Dark Lady to help keep them entertained. Can anyone guess where this is going? Ginny/Tom/Two Horcruxes.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Eudice Eusyram, is perfect, and now Snape is jealous! How will he get back at her? A spoof on Mary Sue fan fiction in the same mold as "Airplane!"

Harry can't get over Sirius. Ron and Hermione try to help but Harry's resistant.

Hermione should have known better than to meddle in the affairs of a student... or rather, have an affair with a student. But when Dennis is desperate and Hermione is tempted, the oddest of things can happen.

The characters of Harry Potter express their views on the books.

Harry finally gets his revenge on Draco, or does he? Harry catches Draco in an emotional state and captures it in a picture. Soon the whole school will know what Draco's true prized posession is. Will Harry's revenge work, or will it backfire?

Harry feels as though he's been cheated out of his life, so he persuades Dumbledore and Snape to make it up to him. Features a manipulated Dumbledore, a speechless Snape, and a vaguely insane yet amusing Harry. NOT HBP compliant

Dumbledore forces Sirius to sign a contract so that the teachers will return to school.

Percy Weasley, the estranged son of the Weasley family, has made it big at last. Is he enjoying himself? You bet he is!

At the fifth-year bonding camping trip, everyone tells a story round the compfire. James' is about the future and is very familiar....

Fred and George are ordered to repeat their seventh year properly, and neither of them is happy about this. With more pranks up their sleeves because of their booming business, they come to school wreaking havoc everywhere and angering quite a few. When Hermione threatens to stop their antics, she ends up in the line of fire on many of their pranks! Now, it's revenge and mayhem in store for sure… and of course one must remember that all is fair in love and war!