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A little larceny leads Blaise into an interesting situation. B/Hr

Marcus/Oliver. Slash. What's a boy in love supposed to do?

George Moran, museum conservator, is pleased to have finished his latest job. But who wrote the Principia Paper? Who are R and W and S and J? What will this stick do if he waves it?

This summer is going to be different than the others for Parvati Patil. For the first time in her life, she is not the one grounded in the first weeks of summer; Padma is! Oh yeah baby! And she's turning sixteen! Woo! But oh yeah, she also has a secret admirer.

I'm really bad at writing these, but I'll try. I'm tired o fall the fics where James and Lily were always together, so I'm going for something different. Sirius/Lily

Rita Skeeter has returned! She turns into a beetle and goes ferreting (all right, beetling) around Hogwarts and gets many, many, many interesting quotes. Some of them are veeery revealing! What are they? Who said them? You must read to find out!

Welcome to the story of how Voldemort tries to take over the world in five days! Followed by rookie sleuths (Harry, Hermione) who pursue him with cliches at the ready! Full of bizarre comments, random characters, pink fluffy handbags and very weird stones.

It's not as easy as Abracadabra.

Sirius is in need of a cigarette. Now. Or there will be trouble.

Poppy works in the hospital wing. She likes the job... it suits her and all... but then the Potions Master falls sick and she's asked to fill his position for a day. The problem is that the only class she happens to have is the Double Slytherin-Gryffindor class...

Draco is giving birth to Harry's baby, and he can't control what he's saying...

Hermione can't concentrate. First Ron has to go and be kind and caring, and then Parvati and Lavender won't stop giggling. Just how desperate will she get for a little peace and quiet?

Three weeks after the end of The Dementors' Kiss, Professor McGonagall calls Harry, Ron and Hermione to the Leaky Cauldron to collect their OWL results. Could this possibly mean that they've failed?

These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)

Remus is The!Man. He will always be the man. Don't mess with the man. In fact, Remus is so much The!Man that Sirius and James are forced to obey his every command. So are several other Hogwarts students. But how long will all the The!Man-ness last? Is life mearly playing a sadistic joke on Remus?

This is what comes of spending too much time with three-year-olds. Ron and Ginny are at home on a rainy day, when who through the door should come? The Rat in the Hat, of course.

'Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.'--Terry Pratchett, Eric A Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover.

The Gryffindors lost a bet to the Slytherins. The Slytherins ask the Gryffindors silly questions, which prompts the other group to answers just as crazy as the questions are.

Severus goes to Hermione's relative's villa in Italy during the summer vacation to learn about the muggle world, and she _surprises_ him with ``more than her intellect. Tells of how he learns to deal with her vivacious family and finds that he actually knows how to have fun. Plane rides, pranks, dancing, festivals, traditions, trips to Lake Como, and more! Animals are occasionally thrown in to add 'spunk' to the story as well.

Professor Binns is the boringest teacher in the whole wide world. And I don't care if Hermione says he's interesting -- he's boring. So, it's not like anybody, except my mum and dad, expects me to pay attention in History of Magic. They all know that there's no possible way that I'll ever survive a class like that without SOMETHING more interesting to do. So, in the light of that, my mind started wandering and I began to wonder, how could Harry kill You-Know-Who?

Ron escapes the Burrow for a moment in the summer and heads to a nearby Muggle town. There he joins up with a new friend, and has an *interesting* time.

A love confession doesn't come cheap, which Harry finds out soon enough from Hermione.

In book 3 when Hermione and Ron are having their "differences", Harry locks them in a closet!

How did Neville Longbottom become such a good dancer? Letters to Gran, lessons, and a mystery explained. Inspired by the movie version of *Goblet of Fire.*

Harry realizes he may be the only one left in Hogwarts. (Ron/Lavender) (Hermione/Krum) (Ginny/Neville) (Seamus/Parvati) (Dean/Blaise) (Harry/Hermione)

Ron writes a Divination essay and Hermione is his inspiration.

Rummaging through a box of his parents' things, Harry finds an old photograph of the Marauders, and proves himself to be more perceptive than his parents' old friends would have thought.

Draco's holding a siege; Harry wants into the bath.

Harry and Ron get sent a mysterious pink sweater in the mail... waffles ensue. You might want to read Malfoy's A Girl if you don't get the ending. Inside joke...

Diona's lovelife is taking a little and interesting twist: We all know that Oliver Wood is a hunk, but can he manage a good relationship? Diona wants to find out, and she has her wonderful sarcastic friends to help her along the way. Isn't life grand?

When a storm prevents Draco and Hermione from buying Valentine's Day gifts for each other, they both resort to doing the unthinkable... Sort of sequel to Reasons.

It's Harry's 6th year, and Hogwarts has some new arrivals... four girls from the North American continent. One is blond, very intelligent, somewhat insane, and obsessive about her writing and killing off Ron. Two are brunettes and guitar players, one who is very smart and fond of jazz, and one who is fond of rock. The fourth girl is very strange, obsessed with Draco and his ducky socks, and quite the Ginny-hater. It seems like it's going to be an interesting year for our heroes.

Inside The Dreams of Hogwarts Students! ``Ever wanted to see inside the dreams of Hogwarts students? Well now you can! Includes Harry, Ron, and a... mudpit? Ohh, someone's got a sick fantasy! *SLASH*

Is Lupin really all that he seems? Or did he make his living the old-fashioned way, by snake-oil and flim-flam artistry?

Everyone's at the Burrow, but there's nothing to do. So, Ron eventually decides to kill some time and writes a song. But it's just to pass the time away, right? It's not like anyone's gonna find out about this, right? Right...

I was very bored & so were a bunch of my friends (the happy bunnys) so we wrote this story! Very funny yet a bit stupid so brace yourself 'cause this is what really happened over Christmas Break!!!

Hermione decides she needs a new 'do. Or, what does Snape do on his summers off?

“Harry, you’re worse than Ron… well, no, you’re not,” she sighed, as Ron himself came stumping into the hall splattered with mud and looking grumpy. Hermione rants about Ron not getting the point. R/Hr.

Two of the professors think they're hexed, but is it all true? Or have they really fallen for each other? MM/SS.

When Harry's busy with Quidditch Practice one night, Ron and Hermione have some time to themselves...What goes on between his two best friends when Harry's not there?

The war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there’s a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy. Slash/Humor.

The night that Remus Lupin received the werewolf bite, he and his best friend Audrey were separated, never to see each other again… until they both receive similar letters from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now they are about to start their first year at school and will be reunited after three friendless years. But will Remus be able to hide his secret from his new friends? And will his and Audrey’s friendship survive the difficulties that life throws their way?

James asks Lily to the Ball. It was supposed to be an Astronomy Tower story but I just couldn't make it fluffy, hard as I tried. It's not really sweet and, no, the title has nothing to do with emotions.

Have you ever wondered how James managed to get Lily Evans to marry him? If your answer is yes, then you're in good company. Harry asks Remus how on earth his parents ended up getting together. [J/L]

This is the fourth installment of Draco tales. Sequel to I Am A Slug, Diary Of A Slug, and Musings Of A Slug.

Sirius, Remus and Peter manage to bribe Lily into going out with James! Will they kill each other or will they get along? Will this develop into something more?

After years spent writing to each other while seperated by miles of ocean and continent, Seamus and Neville meet once more on the shores of Seamus' native Cork. Neville gets a hearty welcome, Irish style ... and even recovers. Meanwhile, Seamus has a wee realisation ...

Harry Potter is in his seventh-year, and in a fit of drunkeness, he starts wondering if Voldemort really is the embodiment of all Wizarding evil...

Hogwarts, 50 years ago. Tom Riddle and Rubeus Hagrid are on missions to find pets, and Olive Hornby and Myrtle Biney are on a mission to find boyfriends. A parody of the musical Guys and Dolls. Link to music included!

AU. Lucius Malfoy, seeking to defend against Dumbledore's Legilimency and increase his credibility with the Ministry, has hidden his true self from his son. Twelve year-old Draco, innocent, ignorant, and in Hufflepuff house, finally learns about his father's lies.

Get inside Ron Weasley's head and see where his thoughts truly lie...on a certain bushy brown-haired friend of his! Set in sixth year, Ron struggles to understand his feelings about this certain girl. Humorous and cute!

The seventh years have a little too much fun a their graduation party... H/D SLASH

A fic written for a challenge created by myself and Lily Vance. Found inside are peanut butter Bertie Bott's Every Flavore Beans, maroon leather pants, and fun for all, including Pepsi and popcorn!

Well it's time for a sixth-year girl by the name of Aria Therrien to come to Hogwarts. Malfoy better be prepared for a run for his money because she isn't doing much for Interschool relations! Watch these two battle it out for pride, for points, and to see which will fold first. Lots of sexual tension and wit forthcoming in this. I hope to make it a long series. Enjoy!

Hermione is now working for the Ministry of Magic, but not as an Auror as you might have expected. The War has been over for over two years now, and life is getting back to normal. She enjoys her life, as hard as it might be, and enjoys the challenges it brings. Then, she and her young partner, Ginny Weasley, are invited to a banquet/ball. There, Hermione meets an old friend and one time enemy. After that, she learns what it's like to have two guys she barely even knows anymore competing for your affections.

Harry is in love, Snape is fanonically abused, Zacharias is being followed by Justin Finch-Fletchley, Hermione is compiling a ten-step program and Draco is making voodoo dolls. It's Harry/Draco/Zacharias... only not really.

Ever wonder where Lupin heard about the 'Waddiwasi' spell he used on Peeves in PoA? Wonder no more, here's the story behind it.

Sirius, a child of the most noble and ancient house of Black, is setting out to begin his first year at Hogwarts. Resting upon his shoulders are the expectations and pride of ten generations of an aristocratic wizarding dynasty. However, things don't always go to plan and Sirius finds Hogwarts a very different school than the one he expected.

Remus and Severus at the last battle.

Harry needs to kiss a girl. Ron needs to tell Hermione how he feels. Hermione needs to be with Ron. Lavender enjoys snogging random people. Thus, Harry invented a rather fun game for them to play.

Ginny's problems are those of a typical sixteen-years-old. But what happens when you add an attentive and attractive Draco Malfoy to that? Slightly AU, D/G

Mrs. Weasley has a secret that she can never let anyone learn about. It would be the death of her and her dreams. Plus with crazy Lockhart cook book names, you can't go wrong reading this!

The Tri-Wizard Tournament is on, the new DADA teacher is crazier than ever, and McGonagall is getting sick of Snape in what rates as one of the most badly behaved years in his teaching career. How can all of this madness be present in one staff room without someone getting KILLED? CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!! is what the DADA teacher would say, but to the rest of us, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Anyway, read to find out for yourself.

For reasons to be disclosed here Crookshanks is now to be called Wesley, Ron is no longer allowed in the girl's dormitories EVER and the inccident with Harry and the Underwear dance will never be discussed again.

The Marauders are having a pretty boring day during the summer when James announces his parents have recently acquired something called a "television." They watch some, discover golf, and chaos ensues.

From the POV of the Nimbus2000...after being destroyed by the Whomping Willow, he has a few quarrels with Harry!

Wry!Harry, Mix-Master DJ Snape (yo), and Disco King!Voldemort all meet in the Forbidden Forest and get down with their bad selves. Also features gratuitous bird snogging and Lucius Malfoy's "Schnooglekins".

What everyone told Harry about the Death Eaters is not completely true. In fact, it's completely incorrect. What do the Death Eaters do at Headquarters, anyway? Plot? Torture? Kill? Nah, well, maybe torture. But not in the way everyone thinks. Join Lucius Malfoy for a typical Death Eater evening. Includes singing!Draco, Voldemort with an afro, and more! Be very afraid...

Soon after GoF, Voldemort returns to the Orphanage where he grew up, only to rediscover a powerful force even greater than himself.``Probably not what you think, but plenty of laughs! :)

Harry Potter is sick in bed! Who better to cheer him up than his once-arch-nemesis-now-lover, Draco Malfoy?! Huge fluffies alert! H/D--Slash!

Meet Blaise Zabini. A first-year Slytherin with anger management issues and an obssesion with cartoons and toaster ovens who curses more than a sailor.

Neville Longbottom, school teacher for Hogsmeade and Sleepy Hollow, comes into very close contact with a legend late one Halloween night.

Professor Eudice Eusyram returns, after over a year in limbo, to combat a new and greater threat then ever before!

Draco ponders how his point of view on love, girls, and cupcakes has changed since personally admitting his feelings for Harry.

What are Draco's deepest and darkest secrets? His agony over missing hairspray, and being liked by every girl in Hogwarts are just a few examples of what he rambles about in this one entry in his diary.

It's the summer holiday and Hermione's got a brilliant idea. Ron and Harry are completely against it but in the end, seem to be forced to go along with it.

Drusilla Quigley returns, taking Snape's advice, to interview Hagrid. But he's not really a loose-lipped twit... Er... is he?

In Seventh Year, James finally gets Lily. He may not have deflated his head entirely, he may not have turned into the ideal guy, but he has learnt to work for what he really wants. ````On Valentines Day, James puts Mission Get-Lily-Evans into action. Cameos by the other Marauders.

Boredom drives Harry and Ron to playing games. But when they start asking questions, will they be ready for the answers?

Sequel to 'Bellatrix Lestrange and the Housewarming Party Gone Wrong'. Same story, same madness. Harry's PoV. Read 'Bellatrix Lestrange and the Housewarming Party Gone Wrong' first. Only then will this story (almost) make sense (a little).

When Draco Malfoy is bored, it is a very dangerous thing...

Look at the title and take a wild guess. Though...it's not exactly what you think.

What would you do if you woke up one day suddenly a whole foot taller, and sporting completely new hair that you didn't have when you fell asleep? Severitus Challenge warning... NO SLASH!

Ron is sick, and Draco uses this as a chance to get through to him. R/D

After a month-and-a-half old relationship is ended, Ginny seeks time alone, but when curiosity gets the best of Ginny, she get killed. With a sarcastic but downright realistic guide, Ginny's afterlife is a lot more interesting then her life-on-earth. Observations, revelations, Ginny returning to life-on-earth as a Slytherin, a plot to kill Malfoy, and more abound.

Interestingly enough, another Ball is to be held at Hogwarts, and Ron's attention keeps returning to the same bushy haired know-it-all. Based on the song "Kiss Me Again" by Toby Keith.

Many people get detention at Hogwarts, in fact more then you might think. This story is based off of detention lines from FA students who have had to spend time with Snape, or Umbridge. If you've ever been to Scribbles in History of Magic, you've seen them around causing mayham and mischief.

The one thing every generation of Weasleys thought impossible, the one thing none had ever achieved, the one thing that will change one boy's life forever, has happened, and Ron will never be the same again....

Ron asks way too many questions.

She embarrassed him with that framed photo of him sleeping with a teddy bear. But when he decides to pay her back at her wedding, what will Ginny do to Ron?

Hogwarts gets a Physical Education teacher. Crossover.

It had been going like that for quite a while, when Remus sighed. "It's because you're a dog, isn't it?" ...Sirius gets excited by frogspawn.

It has been eight months since Harry Potter captured the renowned Death Eater Draco Malfoy. However, "recently uncovered evidence" has left some of the Ministry in confusion, while Harry seems to know more than he'll let on. A dialogue-only one-shot including Draco's witty banter and a few assumptions.

Harry has a strange dream in which eight American girls disrupt ``the quiet of the Gryffindor boy's room.

It is the first Christmas since the War, and Draco is determined to not enjoy it, but one obstacle continues to stand in the way of his unhappiness: Hermione Granger.

Harry gets a big shock at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. He discovers new information about Hogwarts and its Founders...

Hagrid's lessons are awful! He needs help to make them more exciting. Sirius was the last person he should have approached for a bright idea.

Following a Quidditch accident, Lockhart transforms Draco Malfoy into a baby... who is then entrusted to Professor Snape. How will Severus handle his newest responsibility?

Blaise Zabini is on a Quest. Never mind that he isn't exactly aware of what this Quest may consist of (although it's suspected that it involves at least one rather conspicuous rhinoceros), but - nonetheless - he must Persevere until he gives evil a good thwack in the shoulder blades and rescues his Damsel in Distress.

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